okay /tv/, let's fix this scene
Bats: Tell me... do you bleed?
Supes: No... BUT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ARGHHH!
Have you seen the movie? That line was from a completely different scene.
Supes: No, but neither did the jews durring WWII because the holocaust never happened
>>67773591
I know but most people didn't see it yet so I used the trailer scene
Batman: Tell me, do you bleed?
Superman: For you.
>>67773606
Did Snyder go too far with this?
S: Listen, there is no time. Lex Luthor has kidnapped someone and we need to save her.
B: Why do you need my help, I'm just a man.
S: Luthor said that unless I kill you, he'll kill her.
B: So you are here to kill me?
S: I don't want to
B: That's unfortunate
S: What? Why?
B: Because I'm here to kill you.
>>67773571
Was this scene even in the movie?
>>67773653
>superman: no, but I made your girl bleed alright
hot damn, why did snyder make supes so savage?
>Tell me.......do you bleed?
>Yes.........every month. M-muh pappy.
Batman: Tell me... do you bleed?
Superman: *quips*
>>67773672
Not bad
>>67773672
That is not an improvement. To the movie's credit, anyone with half a brain had already intuited that.
bats: tell me... do you bleed?
supes: what's a bleed?
bats: what?
supes: ARGHHH JUST DIE BITCH
>What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
>It's you who's out, Superman. Out of your mind.
>Wrong answer.
>Batman: Tell me... do you bleed?
>Superman: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
>Batman: You run THAT fast?
the best version incoming:
BATMAN: tell me... do you bleed?
SUPERMAN: yes, but only from kryptonite
BATMAN: oh... you are going to a Crypt... Tonite!
>Did you just throw a frisbee at me?
>The fuck? I'm supposed to be a bat not a dog
>>67773571
>Batman looks Supes right in the eyes
>"Tell me..."
>Supes gets closer
>"Do you bleed?"
>Supes smiles, flies away, bemused
>Batman smiles menacingly
That's it
Batmang: Tell me......do you dance off bro?
Supes: What?
Batmong: Dance off, you n me m8!
Supes: Stop doing that.
>>67773821
Bats: tell me... do you bleed?
Supes: what's a bleed?
Bats: A term in print design. Bleeds allow you to run artwork to the edge of a page. On a press, the artwork is printed on a large sheet of paper and then trimmed down to size. If you do not allow for a 1/8 of an inch bleed, any misalignment while cutting will result with the artwork not running to the edge of the paper.
Supes: This is kinda embarrassing. I should know this since I work at a newspaper.
Bats: AHA!
Supes: Crap!
Batman: Tell me... do you bleed?
Superman: No, why?
Batman: N-Nothing, I said n-nothing!
Batman: oi cheeky wanker fancy a rumble m8???
Superman: u lil cunt u tryna mug me off???
Batman: commere so i can give u a proper smacking u limey bastard
Batman: Tell me...do you bleed?
Superman: The only thing I bleed is the red, white, and blue!
>>67773986
kek, nice
>>67773641
this
Batman: Tell me... do you bleed?
Superman: No
Batman: Good... because I'm about to rip your spine out and shit down your intestines
>Batman
Tell me...do you bleed?
>Superman
Not since starting the pill
Bats: Do you bleed?
Supes: Yes, like WB is going to bleed money on this shitty movie.
>>67773571
>Wonder Woman appears
>Hi, Goys!
>>67773986
lol nice
Batman: Wait! I have a riddle for you!
Superman: For me? Really? Tell me.
Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
Superman: Please! You're as blind as a bat!
Batman: Exactly.
This movie is deeper than you guys give it credit for.
>>67773672
Holy shit I forgot all about this artist thank you
>>67774149
s-source
Superman lands on top of Batman and crushes him into the crowd into a bloody pulp
>>67773571
*zap*
Do you quip?
*looks at RT rating*
You will!
Batman: Tell me. Do you bleed?
Superman: No.
>So you came back to die in my city?
>No, I came back to LUTHOR IS BEHIND IT ALL
