Let's be honest, guys. Will this even get 20% on the tomatotron? It looks like it's going to be AW-FUL.
>>67763034
I give it 60%, it's a flick through and through.
I'm really expecting it to get a 56% for some reason.
>>67763051
bet you said BvS would get 70%, too...
>>67763034
How do you ruin Apocalypse? Did they go out of their way to fuck up the character? Did the director have a personal reason to do this, was his mother raped while he read an X-Men comic and blamed this fictional character for what happened? I mean, just...why?
>>67763088
I never gave it that much thought.
were you not around for people shitting on DoFP and making fun of quicksilver or were you still posting on reddit
singer makes good capeshit
the critics on rottentomatoes are the most vile, pretentious, disgusting pieces of shit on the internet
I miss Ebert, fortunately we have true patricians like White to review films for us
>>67763034
Depend on how well the critics gets bribed
>>67763097
In case you haven't notice yet, no capeshit adapts characters 100% true to the comics. The studios can't go full autist and have to cater to a wide audience. So basically you have to "share" your precious comic with the rest of the pleb peasants. Hope that clarifies things for you
>>67763218
you do realize that White agrees with the other RT reviews, like, 60% of the time?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
>>67763034
>It looks like it's going to be AW-FUL.
Nah, it's probably going to be great considering the previous ones.
>>67763286
>the studios have to cater to a wide audience
Yeah, because the comic book designs are somehow repulsive to the common viewer? You're a fucking idiot.
>>67763235
>critics taking any shill except from Marvel
>>67763314
gambler's fallacy
>You're not students anymore, You're Fox® presents: Bryan Singer® presents: Xmen® Apocalypse® in theaters May 27
>>67763034
JLaw is terrible casting choice, most of the new X-Men are shit casting. It's too bad because I actually like Fassbender and McAvoy in these.
>>67763034
Singer seems to at least know how to make a decent movie. will probably end up with a 7/10 rating on rotten just like DOFP.
>>67763314
>Nah, it's probably going to be great considering the previous ones.
You see I thought the same. Was really hoping for it too -- but with each new preview t doesn't look appealing.
X-Franchise has always had poor marketing, but this is something else.
>>67763097
on OP's pic he isn't even that bad. has some resemblance to the TAS version. that rectangle thing on his neck, line through his cheek to his blue mouth.
JEnlaW is still shit though, with her potato head
>>67763316
>Wildly missing the point
test test
>>67763034
Even if it's absolute trash JLaw fancucks will pay money to see it.
>>67763370
>JLaw is terrible casting choice, most of the new X-Men are shit casting
It's not so much Lawrence as much as her prominence in the film.
Mystique should not join the X-Men. She should not be the focus. It worked slightly in DoFP, but even then.
The studio is going to ruin this movie all on its own. "Mutant and proud" is also thrown right out the window.
>>67763484
Look at the casual YouTube comments from each trailer. Even they're turning against her.
>>67763491
They literally turned her into Katniss Everdeen. Ridiculous
>>67763034
It will get more than BvS, to be honest.
can we please stop casting jlaw as anything but a kid
I can't ever take her seriously in any role with her pudgy cheeks and weak voice
Am I the only one who thinks X-Men is fucking stupid and that this movie looks extra-fucking stupid?
so people are thinking this is going to suck based on the costumes? even though DOFP also had shitty costumes, and Singer is 3 for 3 with X-men movies.
if you're on this bandwagon I'm sorry but you're an idiot
>>67763034
I've liked most of the X men movies
This really looks bad and cheap
it will get at least an 80%
stfu you retarded-ass capeshit fans
>>67763555
yes
>>67763034
Did they just give up on Jennifer Lawrence's diva demands? She looks like a pudgy girl in a halloween costume going to her local bar, it doesn't even look vaguely passable...
>>67763569
Costumes (which let's face it are far worse than anything before), casting, CGI clusterfuck, JLaw as a focal point and studio meddling.
Bryan Singer never failed to penetrate the audience, it's gonna be great.
>>67763631
I guess the studio thinks that just having her there guarantees a 1.3 bi box office minimum
>>67763643
mmm hnng yess take my 40 bucks and fuck my brain up with CGI propaganda
I snored through DoFP, desu
>>67763634
Can we not post this skewed pic any more, thank you.
>>67763034
How are they gonna make Quicksilver not handle every problem in 2 seconds? Do they even need other X-Men?
>>67763634
who the fuck is blueboy on the left and were is rogue-desu
>>67763034
I'll watch it in cinemas just to see Jennifer Lawrence get choked out desu.
>>67763749
So you're basically going to a 2hr+ movie to see the exact scene you're shown in the trailer?
Did you skip or failed smart class, son?
>>67763728
apocalypse will mind rape him or something
>>67763634
Looks like a porn parody of x-men.
>>67763491
>Divot in the middle of the breast plate
Don't fall over forwards if you like your sternum intact.
>>67763034
ARRRRGGH
SAVE ME TONY
>>67763671
>40 bucks
How expensive are movies where you live?
>>67763409
He looks like a shittier version of Ronan from Quips of the Galaxy
>>67763785
>Did you skip or failed smart class, son?
Is this bait
>>67763634
i think i'm getting old because this looks stupid as fuck
>>67763491
>"Mutant and Proud"
It bothers me that this message is promoted by a fucking woman who can change her appearance.
Oscar Isaac and Evan Peters will be the only things anyone likes about it. Screencap this.
>>67763976
No shit.
>>67763965
And she spends most of her time looking human.
This movie seems to be going full YA. Just look at that pic: >>67763634
Even McAvoy looks like 25ish
>>67763634
lol how do you want your cast, senpai?
>>67763848
12-15x2, plus munch material. adds up, really.
>>67763737
"blueboy" is Beast
>>67764168
yeah, sorry, I have a life and I can engage with either a friend or a female companion
>>67764240
uh behind him
>>67763848
It can go up to 243€, it all depends on the driver and how big the mobile cinema is, we have to pay the cinema agitator too.
I like Oscar Issac so I hope it doesn't flop.
On the other hand I'm really starting to get tired of J-Law.
I hope there is a way for it to flop just enough that her character gets hated but not his,
>>67764168
Just one seat is never comfortable, so I get two just to be safe
>>67764391
>I'm really starting to get tired
It is because you are misogynist. Your little primitive brains just can't get over the fact that woman can be rich and successful and independent.
>>67764442
>Your little primitive brains
Who's we? It's just my opinion.
>rich and successful and independent.
And cocky and so hungry for fame that she wants to wear less (blue) make up just so her face appears more in the film.
>>67764442
well your sahara-like vagina got triggered fast. as if basic annoyance towards a human being hasn't been in the human race's language since ever
>people itt complaining about how apocalypse looks
No matter what he looks like, you faggots will still complain.
>>67764442
>dat feel when Mystique transforms into Biel at the start of the movie
I'm pissed that Mystique will, without a doubt, punch and kick Apocalypse to the ground. A mutant who can transform into the president will punch and kick. Not even shoot with an assault rifle.
>>67763634
Goddamnit they all look like teenagers in halloween costumes.
>>67763034
>when you nut but she still suckin
>>67763034
THIS MOVIE...WILL FAAAIIIILLLL!!!
Anyone still jerks off to her fap e ning pics?
>>67763034
I actually wish JLaw will die in this movie. She probably played politics to be in the center of the trailer, but didn't realise how stupid she looks when she's being chocked.
>>67763634
they can't even get their classic costumes right aside from a suit kek
meanwhile 10 year old cosplayers with 10 dollars can whip up something great in a few weeks
>>67764556
EVERYTHING THE XMEN® HAVE BUILT
WILL FALL BEFORE APOCALYPSE®
really?
>>67763034
>Will this even get 20% on the tomatotron?
Nope. X-Men 3 has a 58%. Even X-Men Origins: Wolverine has a 38%.
BvS got a low score because it's not just bad, it's bleak and depressing.
>>67764718
Rogue has a nice butt
Im betting Apocalypses plan wont make sense to critics and then will also have a vendetta against Jlaw.
>>67764635
I tried to about two months ago, but she just can't get me hard anymore. I opted for stepmom JOI instead because I care about myself
>>67764786
Rogue's voice in those cartoons was pure sex.
>>67764805
You just hit my nostalgia bone, anon. Haven't seen the show since I was a kid.
>>67764832
Better go watch it and fap furiously to the idea of fucking her through those tights.
>>67764711
The pic on the left is old, and is super saturated (hence why he appears purple). You're using a bad picture on purpose to "prove your point," but it only hurts your point when anyone who watched the trailer knows he doesn't look like that.
And while the right picture is a neat amateur fan pic, it's also very poorly photoshopped (especially the bit of circular armor on his cheek). It reminds me of those pics where they photoshop porn stars to look like X-Women.
>>67764442
But I'm a girl.
>>67764885
Jesus.
>>67763634
>That picture
JUST.
>>67764894
try harder shill
http://youtu.be/cPU9k2xfZRw
>>67763634
fucking hell cyclops looks incredibly bad in this
Beast wearing knee pads
crossed bolts on Quicksilver's chest
who the fuck is the costume designer? A mongoloid toddler?
>>67765213
LONDON
>>67765346
That suit looks really bad, even for cosplay. Jesus.
>>67765515
Yes, I am in London.
>>67765346
That looks like dogshit.
>>67765691
>>67765959
now resulting in samefagging
bwahahahaha get a proper job, shit even shill for DC. You couldn't be more pathetic doing it for Fox
>>67763188
Nobody shat on dofp's quicksilver after they saw the movie.Are you fucking retarded?
>>67766045
this person won an oscarnot that oscars mean anything but yeah
>>67763034
Nice try Zack
>>67766074
>>67765842
How's Sharia?
If Fox did this thing right the whole Apocalypse arc could've been stretched out for five films and spinning off with X-Factor and X-Force films but nope. Instead we get YA dystopian shit X-men edition starring Hunger Gains girl.
I'm more worried about how Archangel is going to look.
Bryan Singer is a lot of the problem with these movies and FOX is like maybe 20% of the problem. FOX's issue is forcing characters that no one gives a shit about to get the majority of screen time because the actress is popular.
Bryan Singer is just a mediocre director. Who makes really stupid choices.
> Cyclops has still never been properly brought to the screen
> The X-Men are still wearing leather
> The continuity is still fucked up
>>67766580
I don't really care about their continuity, but the other two complaints are good. Hopefully, Cyclops gets better treatment with this one.
>>67763034
it's gonna do better than BvS but that's not saying much
Hopefully Oscar Isaac will get this stupid capeshit and Star Wars nonsense out of his system and go back to making real films
>>67763034
Its directed by based Singer. The man is powered by the semen of teenage twinks. He can do no wrong.
>>67763523
Is her acting persona just a more theatre version of herself?
>>67766098
we're talking about the pre-movie
like in this thread
and how people were shitting on DOFP
are you retarded
or just an under age newfag
>Bryan Singer
>"Lmao this looks like itll be shit lmao"
Really? Are you retarded? The man started capeshit
>>67766045
>CH-CHARLES! HELP! HE'S- HE'S CHOKING ME! W-W-WITH HIS HAAAAND!!
All of the Singer x-men are dogshit.
>>67767102
He's never been in a film, he's only been in flicks.
>>67766580
>> The continuity is still fucked up
Which, ironically, makes these movies more like the comics than any other franchise.
>>67764261
>paying for other people's tickets
Cuck.
>Oscar Isaac is the Barney thing
I will now see this
What a shit tier franchise literally the only good movie was X-2, at least this keeps the rights out of marvels hands, mutants don't really work when there's other heroes
First Class was the only good one. Wolverine too if it counts
>>67766368
Who?
>>67766580
Read a recent interview with the new Cyclops, apparently we're getting a fair bit of him this time around and he's going to be the sort of 'leader' since Wolverine isn't in this.
>>67766098
Learn to read, fucktard
>>67767450
Llewyn Davis plebfuck
>>67767528
This, fbh tam.
>>67763634
>nightcrawler looking like a little bitch
>those bad shades on cyclops
>"oi blimey im gunna shoot lasers from me eyes m8"
I can't wait for this shit.
>>67763634
did someone try to brush up this photo up using MS Paint?
>>67763034
Honestly havent put to much thought into Xmen movies since the first trilogy.
Jlaw is horrible. Her costume looks terrible. You can see the scales peeling up. Its not even the same fucking color as her face paint.
And theyve somehow made Apocalypse look like a fan made cosplayer
>>67763390
>dat Masonry symbolism on his armor
WE ILLUMINATI NOW
>>67764718
dat ass doe
>>67765346
reminds me of evil Darien when he puts ont he mask
>>67763634
so fucking tacky
Too many crossposting underage children from /v/ and /sp/ lately.
It will get 72% with a feeble 6.9 rating.
Screencap this.
Singer does not make bombs, even though this doesn't look as strong as DoFP or First Class.
>>67766045
>>67763034
>>67763034
that looks fucking terrible,why did they go with a less sexy and fat Mystique? seriously why?
>>67763286
>no capeshit adapts characters 100% true to the comics
>>67770432
>implying
>>67763097
How was he ruined anon?
>>67770997
>posting this unironically
fucktard.
>>67763218
Mick LaSalle ftw
>>67763034
I'd say 70-85
>Let's be honest, guys. Will this even get 20% on the tomatotron? It looks like it's going to be AW-FUL.
>>67772270
>>67772294
>>67763034
I think it will do similarly to 'The Last Stand'
>>67772294
eisenberg is playing lex and the quickster? strong
>>67769158
this
>>67765346
>>67770997
>posting the parody cartoon aimed at young children
>>67770997
The makeup is awful, but it was awful in DoFP too. I'm not just talking about Mystique. For some reason, the looks are just off in the prequel films.
>>67772334
that happens when people post at the same exact time so I just deleted the fucked up picture post
>>67772211
He's the best
>>67769158
but First Class is horrible, no way this will be as bad as that turd.
>>67764556
the one on the right is not a faggot.
It's sad one of the best X-Men costumes in recent years wasn't even in an X-Men movie.
>>67774662
cheese and crackers!
>>67763034
why do people care about reviewer ratings now? i thought it was all comic fanboys shitposting to eachother and not serious review waring
>>67763034
>dialing back the make-up so J-Law can show off her face
Is she just vain?
>>67774712
fuck off normie
With Deadpool being insanely popular, do you anons think they'll go with costumes inspired by Negasonic's uniform in the next X-Men film?
Or will studio intervention ruin this as well...
>>67763034
>Lawrence 'acting'
my sides
>>67774759
Perhaps a more casual one like Colossus.
>>67774759
>>67774823
I think they should all get their own version of the Comic Book costume. In Deadpool, Colossus and Negasonic they have their own personalized outfit. It would definitely help add character to them instead of having each one in matching outfits or dull black mass effect armor.
Also, god damn it can't find a high res picture of this.
>>67770997
MCU Jim movie when
>X-Men First Class takes place in 1962
>X-Men Apocalypse takes place in 1983
>Nobody ages
REEEEE
>>67770432
Thank you for posting this, I almost forget to thank capekino god Feige today
>>67770432
>Rocks
>with Thrusters
I'm a Marvel/DC viewer and this image made me literally say "Wow, fucking capeshit"
>>67763634
why are all their funny-colored people blue
Ironically everything about the Fox X-Men films LOOKS horrible (except for First Class which looked good) but they are at least written and paced fairly well so they are decent entertainment.
Quite the opposite of Snyders DCU which looks amazing but is actually terrible
I still cant get over how bad Munn and that twink Nightcrawler look in this film... DoFP and Apocalypse would be a million times better if they just hired a different costume designer
>>67775757
>Not wanting your own personal floating space throne that matches the aesthetic of your awkward space rock home.
Singer is just anti-costume. Until he's gone, none of the main movies will ever have them wear proper costumes.
>>67776167
I can't imagine anyone wearing that mask.
>>67776596
but nobody will care about them until they do.
>>67776167
So was this costume made with the intention of Wolverine wearing it in the next movie (wolverine 3, not dofp) or was it just for this scene?
>>67776916
It was a deleted scene. I think the director is on record saying he cut it because he knows it'll never happen and didn't want to give fans false hope. It might not even be considered a "canon" deleted scene.
>>67763634
costumes look like a cheap fox made for tv movie from the 90s
>>67768880
It actually looks a lot like the egyptian relic, ankh
