Hey guys,
you've been looking for me?
>>67761384
Hey there big guy
>>67761384
Go away, George.
No, prequels were fucking souless and liveless.
>>67761384
Fucking hack
>what kind of hairline you want, senpai?
>just never fuck my shit up
>>67761384
I love you George, fuck you for selling to Disney though.
>>67761384
The reverse Midas
>>67761704
Say what you will about his fucking abysmal abomination of a trilogy, but oh boy, does that man have a glorious head of hair.
>>67761704
>what kind of neck do you want though?
>>67761715
He turns gold into mundane items?
>>67761751
Give me that baloon filled with ham, family.
what's happening in this webm?
>>67762286
"Uh, isn't 'Darth Icky' kind of.... infantile?"
>>67762286
Joke.
>>67762286
"Maybe you should include less Jar Jar Binks in this scene"
G-George...
>>67762286
Obviously a "comedy" sketch with that ginger piece of dogshit Seth Green in there.
>>67762286
Why don't we cast Warwick for Yoda?
>>67761384
i honestly feel bad for him. he watched his world collapse in front of him, and then get ripped apart because the people he thought were solid, were nothing more than brown nosing yes men.
i wish he could get a project going under a different name, with some other guy as the face, and just find his peace again.
>>67762286
You know damn fucking well what's happening in it because you post it in every fucking lucas thread and at least one person tells you what it is.
CUNT.
>>67762592
He shouldn't have sold Star Wars for a measly 4 billion then
>>67761384
George, the prequels are and will always be the core of Star Wars
Disney will never topple their authenticity
>>67762631
he could never have done anything again, without hearing shit forever, because of jar-jar binks and the prequels.
>>67762699
If he had gone all the way with Jar Jar and not pussed out we might have liked him.
>>67762631
>implying Disney are anywhere near earning that $4 billion back
>>67761384
Sorry George but I replaced you as the director of kino.
>>67762722
yeah, but we will never know. if only they had done the whole clone wars as an army of anti-old republic clones of a bunch of megalomaniacal KHAN types, that would have been better. like what was hinted in the EU
>>67762756
with toys and licensing, they have MORE than made it back in the past 3 years.
>>67762592
>i wish he could get a project going under a different name, with some other guy as the face
Like Indiana Jones Crystal Skull?
>>67761708
>implying you weren't sucking Reddit Letter Media's cock when George needed you most
This is what you deserve!
Star wars are for children. Talking about Georgie Porgie is like fondly reminiscing about your abusive pedophile step father.
>>67762286
>George is so autistic he explains that he doesn't even know this guy before the joke is even over
>>67761671
>fucking souless and liveless.
Just like TFA, minus the constant pandering.
>>67762631
that was his redemption. people were so mad at him that the only thing he could do so people could think better of him was selling it.
>>67761671
And they still got more of that than TFA
>>67765267
Star Wars 1-6 was original creation, his creation. TFA is literally copypasta, a nice one but copypasta.
>>67761384
Yeah I have actually Mr Lucas.
Can I just say right off the bat, I've been a huge fan of yours for like....ever. I've pretty much seen your entire filmography 1000 times over and can even recite a few Star Wars monologue,.not that you want to hear those...do you?
Anyway Mr Lucas, not to brag or anything but I've done a few Hollywood movies myself over the years, you might of heard of a little movie franchise called...The Mummy?!?
Yeah well I was actually in that one, it was pretty popular.
Anyway Mr Lucas, as you know with the economic crash and everything us 'A-Listers' of the business have found it harder and harder to get roles that are suited to our specific talents.
I guess what I'm saying Mr Lucas is, is there anyway you might know some people that could maybe...ARRRRR THAT FUCKING SLUT EX WIFE OOOF, oopps sorry Mr Lucas, I have little outbursts sometimes.
Anyway, what I was trying to say was...who cleans your car, because I do a great valet job, wash wax, the whole nine yards Mr Lucas, you name it I'm your guy. Actually I'll even do blowjobs or you could maybe peg me or something wacky for a very low rate...ahh fuck it I'll do it for free! Can I borrow some dental floss?
>>67767019
Isn't too much asking for something that doesn't have the flaws of the prequels or the Pottery Awakens?
I really want George to make these small little movies he has been talking about making for years. Maybe he could make one about ASR being an futuristic alien bounty hunter, hunting down aliens that illegally land on earth, like a more serious, erotic version of Men in Black
He'll be fine.
>>67767208
ChamCham?
>>67767447
Go back to Redldit Media, sweety.
>>67767845
>I belong to reddit because I want good movies
I already forgot the shit taste of this board
>>67767883
>implying OT better than PT
>>67768176
PT was more ambitious in terms of scale because it could. However it failed in some aspects that make it worse than the OT.Not as in "le prequels never existed" thing but as in "IA lot could be improved".
Lucas, I will never forget you.
Every man in the studio wanted to break open my tight jewish pussy. But you, you remained composed, unhindered by temptations of lust, solidly you guided the studio with your directing prowess, seeing us all as your pawns, never your play things. I admire you George, for treating me more than my sex. Though, sometimes at night I fantasize you breaking into my trailer room, with a hungry look, breaking your integrity as a sign of your humanity, craving what men have been dying for for millenias--I would let you bury your dick up my ass whoever could pull it out would be the next Jedi.
>>67768319
The prequels never existed.
The sequels never existed.
There is one accidental masterpiece, and it's title is "Star Wars." It came out in 1977, and then George died.
No muppet.
No 'father tweeeeeest.'
Amen.
>>67768569
WE JUST KNOW.
