Hey everyone, CIA here! You may be wondering how I got my name, well it all begins..
False CIA poster
I'm the real Bill Wilson
I'm CIA
>>67719563
Close Billie
>>67719538
wtf is this le new formate
they call me bill wilson
CIA, I'm Brendan Fraser
BANE?
with Bane
I'm CIA
It'll be extremely painful for you.
>>67719819
Nice try, Drake.
inshalla
C I A
I
A
I'm a big guy for you
>>67719714
Robuto Rubio
I'm the biggest guy of all.
I am Bill fucking Wilson
How long until we get Bill Wilson?
>>67719916
RIght here.
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
>>67719916
HERBERT MOON?
>>67719916
we will NEVER get it
Can anyone post a pic with bane in Star Wars ep3? Bane was as Palpatine there.
I'm CIA.
Wilsonnnn
let's see.
>>67720019
Spared no expense, Mr Hammond.
>>67720019
What's for lunch?
>>67720019
ARRG TOO SMALL
I'm Nolan
>>67719999
Shit quads.
hi
Hey guys, do you remember me?
>>67719538
BANE?
meme magic is real
Hello, I'm the real Bill Wilson
How about William Wilson.
>>67719538
Actually, I am Central Intelligence Agency
jews
>>67720126
Uh you don't get to bring friends
>>67719538
Mfw i get a Christian name but I'm actually muslim
>>67720123
Daryl married Rick Grimes? SHIP IT
>>67719538
Bill Wilson here, just passing through
Doctor Pavel, I'm cia.
I'm the real Bill Wilson
It's not happening lads
The Fire Rises!
>>67720123
Daryl?
DR PAVEL I'M
HOL UP
LEAVE BANE TO ME
>>67720238
Hulkamania, brother!
>>67720265
Initials match! BW!
Here for Martha
this one's for the all the big guys out there
Bane?
>>67720219
we can't give up
So much Kaosh itt, I supposhe... Reddit is here ashwell
DR PAVEL IM CIA
Bane?
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
Bane?
this is weird, everything is weird today
Bane?
Crashing this thread
DR PAVEL I'M
DR PAVEL
>>67720607
with LOVE
>>67720607
...with no survivor!
Bane?
>>67720622
Big for you
SAY
MY
NAME
Dr. Pavel I'm CIA
AM I TOO SMALL
I AM DAN SCHNEIDER
>>67719538
It starts with one..
>>67719714
FOAM BOI
I'm the real bill, I'm just undercover
>>67720785
Really big guy...
Bill Wilson get
>>67720757
Bane?
Bane?
bene
>>67720774
AAAAAAAAGGH TOO SMALL
SOMEBODY
>>67720807
Ben Garrison?
>>67720865
What a stupid meme
I have the body of a pig.
Do you feel in charge?
UUUU
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN
Does anyone feel in charge anymore?
>>67720883
FUCK OFF CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67720949
DON'T
GET
ELIMINATED
my plane is ready
Bane?
Bill get
Hehe Meme.
>>67719538
Benis
>>67720883
SOMEBODY
THis is never happening.
>>67721003
The flight plan filed
Bane?
The name's Wayne. Bruce Wayne.
>>67721078
THE MERCENARY
THE LANA MANN
please god just this once
BIG GUY
no
this can't be happening
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>67721042
ONCE TROLLD ME
*record scratch*
>>67720594
We must be absoluteMad Men™!
>>67721062
Cis SHIT
What if they disabled all tdkr related names as the ultimate april fool troll? What then?
Dr. Pavel I.....
They call me CIA.
I'm here call it in
>>67721259
Am a small guy
o'p
Bill
I'm cia
I'm FBI
Watch this wilson
I"M DEA
IT'S JUST ANOTHER BOMB TRACK
WE NEED BILL WILSON
My name is my waifu
>>67720806
Disgusting.
dont hit on me silly boys
say my name :^)
>>67721631
moot's wife?
DOCTOR PAVEL, I'M
Take a seat, im chris hansen
Dr Pavel, I'm Bill Wilson
>>67721631
>after a webmaster position of a lifetime, I've been a trap
>>67721631
shut up trannie moot
>>67721698
Bain?
Looking for big guys.
>>67721795
for you
I'm a giant guy.
Bane?
Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.
who is a big guy here?
420 blaze it, big guy faggots
>>67719916
sorry im late
just so you know i still have a big penis
>being big
>for someone other than you
CIAです。
>>67719538
For /tv/
For the meme god
For the big guy
hey
Hi
meme
>>67719916
I got your CIA right here
I'm looking for hotheads
Small guy reporting.
>tfw still no CIA
what kind of fucking name is henrietta?
>>67722070
BIG
>>67722203
A gorgeous name.
Sorry I'm late
a Big Guy for whom?
Dr. Pavel, I'm...
>>67722290
For me
worry no more /tv/ for I am here
>>67719538
Don't bring friends
>>67722356
>Celia
C(el)IA
>>67722444
at least you bring some digits
My wife's son loves this meme
>>67719714
LITTLE RUBIO
>>67719538
>vhs rewind sfx
It all started...
>shows baby being born
whoa too far back! You didn't rewind so good!
>DKR high school interior
Ah that's more like it, here I am:
>shows bane making out with talia
Whoa I wish I was a big guy like that, I'm actually a bit to the left
>pans to nerdy CIA eating lunch in a toilet stall
You see, back in high school, I didn't get to bring friends
let's give up. we're never getting Bill Wilson
Bane?
No worries brujas, CIA airlines is open.
>>67722663
>James Grime
WHO ?
Check it.
180 posts later.
>>67722985
>Wilkerson
BILL?
bane.
For you
Post
>Freeze frame
>"Yeah, look at that loser, nobody would want to be him, right?"
>"Well believe it or not, that loser's me _____
Bane?
Check my name
there is no god and we are all gonna die alone
Dr Pennyworth I'm Bruce Wayne
>>67720883
Get out Chad hothead REEEEEEEEEEE
Dr. Pavel, Im CIA
bill wilson
WELL, YOU GOT KEKED. WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN!?
tits > ass
uhh
>>67723119
crashing this thread
>>67720883
FUCK OFF CHAD
crashing this plane i guess
>>67723119
Crashing this thread :)
Pavel GET
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>>67723151
WILBUR?
>>67723153
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>>67723151
nice try Wilbur
Ixfgxuucghchkhjvicgci
The name's Wilson. Bill Wilson.
Bill here
We just need to meme a little bit harder big guys
We're the real Bill here
Bane?
>>67723119
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would quote the holy scene, before failing to include congratulations?
BILL?
>>67723195
>bates
>bane
close
>>67723192
I'm the real Bill Wilson.
The plane scene is all symbolism, it represents the battle between the forces of heaven and Hell.
Think about it
Bane is a synonym for adversary, and guess who's name translates to The Adversary?
When CIA brought Dr. Pavel, he was trying to get him to heaven, or "on board".
When Mosquito Man brought the other members, CIA (obviously representing St Peter) initially refused them, but Mosquito Man reminded him that he has a duty to redeem them, stating they work for Bane (Satan)
When CIA says "first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft" he's actually trying to get them to repent their sins, and "lotta loyalty for a hired gun" refers to the fact that Satan only considers them to be puppets, not real people (as further demonstrated when Bane leaves one behind)
The symbolism continues. Bane says it doesn't matter who he is, which is obviously a reference that evil is evil, regardless of the man behind it. Bane's reliance on his mask is a symbol of his eternal curse for his desertion, as it would be extremely painful if he had to face up to what he did, though Bane is quick to remind CIA that he isn't a big guy compared to those such as Michael.
The "Plane crash" and Dr Pavel being snatched are symbolic of Dr. Pavel deciding to give in to temptation and join the league of shadows.
The symbolism becomes obvious when Batman, obviously a representation of Jesus, sacrifices an aspect of his being to save others, but lives on in another form.
It truly is poetry.
BIG ANIME TITTIES
cant wil the Bill
>>67723201
Don't bring mine or my wife's son's friends ever again
Spongebob Squarepants is the greatest anime of all time.
>>67723227
So, what you're trying to tell me is that we're all big guys?
First one to talk gets to stay on my plane.
>>67719538
Enough with this fucking garbage you autistic piece of shit. I'm so sick of seeing this stupid secret agent faggot posted all the god damn time. I can't see how this could be funny for you, it's pathetic. It is the biggest shitposting I've seen since the early era of this board.
I honestly can't understand what goes through your mind when you post this. I hope whoever is in charge of this website throws you the fuck out. I don't know what takes so long to delete these thread, it can't be happening like this. I call in all these reports and yet nothing happens. You're crashing the quality of this board and you can't even fucking see it. Anyone who enjoys this garbage is a sad, pathetic fuck.
>>67723244
corey you a busta
>>67719538
Im the real CIA
>>67723271
NOEL ?
>>67723267
Nothing. I said nothing!
>>67723227
>tfw someone reposts something you wrote
I'm feeling pretty big right now, guy.
This can't be happening. I'm in charge here!
>>67723300
CAIN?
I'll call itin
WILL BILSON
Fuck it
>>67723335
commander sheppard
>>67723244
>>67723262
smokes boys, let's go
I summon Bill!
Was Baneposting part of your plane?
Even Director Christopher Nolan wasn't safe from Aidan's twisted vision.
> "I heard weird sounds coming from his trailer," Nolan confessed. Looking through a window he saw Aidan furiously copulating with a prostitute while exclaiming "I'M ON BOARD, CALL ME IN BABY," before climaxing over the woman and shoving her to the ground, putting a pistol to her head and interrogating her. He was never seen on set without his miniature plane hat. "Whenver he talked to me he'd flex his neck muscles really hard."
> "CIA slowly became Aidan", Nolan claimed. "He would not use the screen name we gave him which was Bill Wilson. He'd dub himself CIA and would ignore our attempts to correct him. One time he threatened me, saying how a big guy could snap my neck like it was a bundle of sticks."
> The final straw came when Aidan was found breaking into Tom Hardy's trailer, tying him up and boiling him in a cauldron of hot water while chanting "OOOHOOHOO, BIG GUY FOR YOU." Nolan cut Aidan's scenes to just the intro but says he has not slept well since and keeps hearing planes during the night frequently even though he does not live near an airfield
>>67723267
DONTBRINGFRIENDS
this is never going to happen
>>67723381
Yes. I am crashing this thread with no survivors.
We have to post harder! What if another board gets it?
Bill Wilson reporting for doodie
>>67723382
Thanks for a laugh kek
Bane???
GET'EM ON BOARD, I'LL CALL IT IN.
>>67723417
It will, my hothead brethren, but the thread will be pruned or deleted quickly after Bill shows up
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
Did you realise that all that BANE posting will triger the KEK magic ???
Hello
Thank God Bill wasn't here to see me get my fucking ass kicked
anonymous, I'm CIA
>>67723459
Are you saying a coverup?
Who Earth Rocker here?
>>67723475
no I'M CIA
I'll have a Bill Wilson please
>>67723479
YESS YESS MAKE THE KEK MAGIC REAL
I'm claiming this get for /asp/. You can have it back when we get a wrestling board.
thought I'd try give Ittin a call, when he picked up he said to never contact him or his wifes son again and to stop arraging big guys to peg his wife.
I'm confused guys, wat do?
>>67719538
i'm the reall CIA
>>67723496
It'll be called in as soon as it happens
>>67721631
didn't know moot was a tranny
I'm CIA
>>67723479
Hi mr president
>>67723479
when ?
cia
Chancellor! By the power of the galactic C.I.A. You're under arrest!
>>67723541
Why would i call myself in?
I must be a big guy
>>67723567
haha
fucking legend
You don't get to bring friends
>>67723479
We have the fucking president of mexico But we don't have CIA
SMAL NAMES
Dr. Skywalker, I'm J.E.D.I.
>>67723479
SENOR PRESIDENTE
I'm Bill Wilson and The Force Awakens was shit
chad is cia now
>>67723633
Ben, I'm S.O.L.O
He didn't fly so good
>>67723626
Brad, kidd, do yourself a favor and let the big guys handle it.
2BIG4U
>>67723659
No. I am CIA
>>67723682
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!
>>67723685
>mfw I read Aidan
>mfw still no Bill Wilson
>You will never be Bill
NO ONE IS CIA
Christopher Nolan is the best living director
WILLIAM BILSON GET
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
AND SAY HI TO r/4CHAN
first for Bill/Ben/Henry
Pshht you got me
Hark, Sir Pavel, and good day
My christian name is ...
Y'all niggas ain't gonna fly so good yall hear me
>>67723737
>I will never be Brandon Ali
>>67723196
>mfw Klein is Dutch for Small
Dr Pavel....
...
I'm SEE
AYE
AYY
>>67723763
Sounds like a big guy
What's going on here?
Was a random name generator part of your plan?
>>67723763
But you'll always be Yu.
>>67723784
For Yu.
>>67723411
WILSON SPOTTED
don't give up hope guys
I'd be satisfied with a Leonid Pavel get too.
>>67723737
WHY LIVE?
FACE IT /tv/ YOU WILL NEVER BE BILL
>>67723804
kek
I'm a big guy
You don't get to bring friends
>>67723795
SCHNEIDER!
>>67723804
>Jesus Wang
Meme magic must be the answer
It's time to be a big guy for all of us, /tv/.
>>67723823
>tfw I was Bill but the janitor deleted the thread right away
I still feel like a Bill tho
>>67723804
blasphemous tbqh
We in charge now
Was getting Bill part of your plan?
Why does he look so sad, bros?
>>67723804
Hi Jesus
>>67723897
He's wishing he was a big guy.
UUUU
Let it burn
>>67723897
He's a small guy
I will crash this plane
JUST
You're a big guy.
>>67723921
Almost!!!!!
>>67723880
BIG ONE
>>67723936
With no survivors
>>67723956
Not even close baby
>>67723936
was getting caught part of your plan?
Uh...
>>67723921
Dale Gribble almost get
>>67723979
Maybe for you....
Anthony Burch
I was born in the shadows
FIRST ONE TO BE NAMED BILL GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
Imagine the fire
I never forget faces... Not when they're that handsome anyway...
>>67724090
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A C LIST ACTOR
>>67723940
for u
>>67724090
Who paid you to grab me?
SMEE?
Fuck the system
>>67724090
I'm Bill i swear just check my nametag ^
>>67724128
>>67724140
THEY DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
J
>>67724147
MASKETTA?
Bill Wilson
>>67724189
Nice
>>67724090
>luCIAn
>BAINS
>neverforgetti
Bane?
Hothead
>>67724201
What kind of name is Wm?
Crashing this Bane
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>67724257
Shitlord, that's his pronoun
>>67724257
A big guy's
Call me Ishmabill.
БEЙH ?
>>67724280
I wonder who's behind this post...
I...
What?
I...
The fuck?
If my name is Bill my wife will let me sleep in the house tonight
>>67720123
SHIPPED
>>67724378
Was getting cucked by your wife part of your plan?
>>67724378
>little
>>67723479
t. Felipe Calderon
>>67723479
Kek give me your blessing
>>67724410
Hm mayo
>>67724459
Build wall
>>67724410
>Mayo.
>>67722636
>tricia
>wife
you're a bender alright
Bill?
All BIG GUYS report in!
BANE?
>>67724562
I'm a big guy
>>67724562
Crashing this board
>>67724592
For me
>>67724248
We should make a Where's Waldo parody with CIA
>>67724248
This should be a litmus test to determine if someone's a newfag
>>67724654
Look closer
chek
Benis in banegina
>>67724737
OMFG lol found him
The fire isn't rising fast enough.
>>67724874
For you
This message is heaven
>>67720303
Negan get
>>67724090
Roll
DOCTOR PAVEL SOY DE LA CIA
soy de agencia de intelligencia central
Ich heiße amerikanischer Geheimdienst
I'm CIA
私は中央情報局
Hmmm
>>67725077
>>67725109
Mismo puto
Dr. Pavel, I
>>67719538
I am CIA
>>67720219
Elisa lam! you're alive!
Bane?