>Hickory dickory dock
>some chick was sucking my cock
>The clock struck two
>I dropped my goo
>I dumped the bitch on the next block
GOOY! UCK UCK CUK
where is he now? is he still stuck, mentally, in 1957? that must be fucking weird.
... Silverstein? he's a Yew? oy, what a momser.
>>67714357
>where is he now?
Having a huge resurgence in his career, climb out from that under rock
man the 80s fucking sucked
has his show been cancelled yet
WHATS IN THE BOWL, BITCH?
Little boy blue
HE NEEDED THE MONEY
do people unironically find him funny
>>67714611
When he was on O&A on WNEW he was funny in a "what the fuck is up with this guy" kinda way
>>67713050
Literally the funniest, most genius comic ever.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
whip it out, I'll suck that dick
https://youtu.be/cEFemsyWK0U
>>67713050
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter...Jill came down with two fifty. OHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT A FUCKIN WHORE
>>67714611
OOOOOOOH
>>67714611
It's a character. And that character can be funny, yes.
>>67714691
Oldfag here, only wops found him funny.
I hate Brooklyn jews that pretend to be Brooklyn Italians
LUCILLE
SHE IS AWESOME
>>67714357
>is he still stuck, mentally, in 1957?
Easy, Tumblr.
I am not eve gonna lie, I love the Dice Man, and his nursery rhymes are the shit.
The man sold out MSG two nights in a row. Like what the fuck
>>67714577
I've heard anthony say "HE NEEDED DA MONEY" more than Dice has ever said that
On second though, I've heard more of Anthony's Dice impression than actual Dice standup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xnzDdqTmHs
I don't know how many of you listen to or are even aware of Jason Ellis, but dice and his two sons were guests on one of his shows. Dice's sons are in some shitty band that makes shitty music and Jason called em out on making terrible music. Both the sons threw a fit and left. Dice blew up live on the air and turned into a fucking child, screaming and yelling cause some radio man didn't like his sons' music. After listening to that I wasn't really able to take dice seriously, not that I really could before.
The shitty band was called LA Rocks for anyone interested.
>>67719590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9C6a1K0nI
To be fair his interview blow ups are hilarious
>Rock-a-bye baby
>On the tree top
>You're mothers a whore
>I ain't you're pop
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
had a wife, he loved to beat her...
