Such a classic
>>67697925
W-who directed it?
>>67698045
Edward Anvil
>>67698064
Oh... Okay.
Stream
Where??
It brings me to tears
I don't this film
Oh good times good times
I don't get it
Cool of them to include that vintage 1952 short documentary about anvils that's referenced in the film. Love seeing that old footage and the perception on anvils at the time.
Fantastic film. Bought an anvil cause of it
>>67698232
>didn't get steel box collector's edition with anvil included
Pleb
>Bring my anvil in
>Start forging
>No one knows where the knocking noise is coming from.
>>67698214
stop making shit up anon, the film was released in the 30s
kino general?
>walk into the theatre
>sit down
>realise i forgot my anvil
>people turn around and start spitting on me and booing
>get a soda tipped on me
>usher finally comes
>punches me in the face
>calls my parents and my grandparents
>in the local paper the next day
JUST
Can someone post the original anvil pasta? I've forgotten it.
>>67698298
I really fucked this one up, huh. I'm ashamed of myself.
>Gain free tickets to AnvilFest 2015
>It's some sort of Anvil Convention for Anvil Hoarders.
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930) is going to be playing so I figure why not?
>I enter the theatre room
>I am the only one without an anvil, feel slightly silly
>The title-scene wipes onto the screen and all of these people start smashing their anvils with hammers
>The noise is unbearable and there are sparks and pieces of crab flying everywhere
>One man lets go of his hammer mid-air and it kills his wifes son with a blow to the head
>A spark settles on a piece of chair upholstery and catches fire
>The fire spreads hastily, half the place is on fire and the exits are unreachable
>Some realise what a terrible mistake they have made
>In their regret, they try bargaining off their anvils to other anvil hoarders
>I couldn't quite hear the replies, but it seemed as if many of them had too many anvils as it was
>By this time, more than 3/4 of the people are either severely burned, or dead
>Screams of "When will I be rid of this anvil?!" fill the air
>I make my way to the corner of the room and sob whilst in the fetal position
>After what feels like a life time, I see firefighters flood the entrance
>By this time I am the only one left alive, the theatre is a nightmare of corpses and anvils
>The Anvil Law in my city states that if you witness the death of an anvil owner, you now own his anvil
>A firefighter comes over to me and checks if I am OK
>I am in shock and panic, and all I can think about is how many anvils I now own
>"Would you like an anvil?" I ask him, hardly able to string a sentence together
>He states he has too many as it is
>The enormity of my involuntary possession of all these anvils overwhelms me
>I grab the nearest rogue hammer and star blugeoning the man
>All I can scream is "When will I be rid of these anvils?!"
>Now doing life in prison for neglecting my duty as a citizen to adopt the deceased mens anvils
>>67698298
>>67698367
You have nothing to be ashamed of, Anon. The Anvil Hoarder (1930) was released in 1930, but the documentary made about the anvils used in the film and how the film influenced anvil-making since was made in '52.
>>67698645
Wasn't there supposed to be a remake
>when the people in the back of the cinema start forging in the same Rhythm whenever an intense scene is on
Its a nice feel
Carb legs
Niggers
>>67698270
>not forging your own steelbox on your anvil
It's like you didn't get the movie at all
dank meme!!!!!
>tfw the kid gets his anvil stolen
Literally forged tears
an anvil just dropped on my benis !!!! DDD:
>>67697925
>tfw you were the one to create this fake criterion cover in photoshop and see it posted by someone else
Feels pretty great 2bh.
>>67700096
You did a fine job
>>67697925
>>67698315
true kino coming through
Wew
>>67699983
That scene was sad, but remember the ending where his anvil gets melted down and it cuts to that montage of its metal being forged upon other anvils? Absolute kinography about the cycle of life.
>>67702265
That scene was just beautiful
Beauty
Niggers
>>67697925
i watched this with my falcon. we both cried
GOAT
>>67697925
To anyone here, if you happen to find a torrent of this movie, don't watch it, the movie is actually cursed, there's a reason for why is so rare and so popular between occultist circles.
>>67704877
Kek
Wew
>>67698439
kek, here's a (You)
>>67704877
I hear that after 7 days, an anvil will drop out of thin air on your head, killing your instantly
I loved the ending chapter about the boy forging the town's anvil in his father's stead, really captured the artist's soul in my honest opinion.
>>67707146
No, the curse is an over abundance of anvils that you can't get rid of.
What's the best anvilcore? My wife's son wants to get into movies, so we're going to watch some after we go cape shopping tomorrow.
>>67698439
Kek
>>67707234
Dr. Anvillove, or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Let These Anvils Fuck My Wife
>>67707232
This happened to my cousin
Anvils appear out of fucking nowhere whenever he visits, it's creepy as hell.
>>67707303
I guess he really has become The Anvil Hoarder (1930).
>>67698332
lol
>>67698439
>>By this time, more than 3/4 of the people are either severely burned, or dead
>>67707146
that's only if you leave the French commentary on
>go to see zootopia
>me and the children in the theater bang on our mini-anvils and scream until the projectionist speeds past the dialogue parts
Anyone picked up this classic yet?
>>67707320
That's what I love about The Anvil Hoarder (1930), it doesn't end after the credits, it becomes a part of you.
Still waiting for this to arrive in mail
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