Star Wars Rogue One is a disaster. The worst case of shadow-directing (and shadow-writing, shadow-producing, shadow-etc.) in a big budget movie since Fant4stic. Could shape up well in the end, but would be VERY surprising.
You won't see any cute behind the scenes videos on the blu ray for this one.
elaborate
>>67694387
Proof, nigger
>>67694387
>the only name on that board with any talent is a martial arts artist
The movie was doomed anyway.
>inb4 someone says "muh mads"
>focuses on rebels
>LITERALLY all humans
Disney is a genius at failing upward so I can only assume this will make money but holy shit does it look lazy.
>>67694387
Elaborate mate
>>67694463
tudyk plays a robot
we don't know what half of them play
only seen 5 of them pics
>>67694463
Pretty sure at least Tudyk is playing CG, that's what he does at Disney now
What the fuck is this shit even about?
>>67694387
proofs ?
>>67694460
>challenge accepted
Muh mads
No shame
>>67694463
The "new" star wars (aka, "lets rip off the original") is trying to be like the original movies, where aliens rarely had major roles. The prequels got bitched at for having too many aliens and "confusing" stuff like politics and different races/factions
>>67694463
There are faggots that think Disney owning star wars is a good thing for it. Them coming to terms with how wrong they are will be sooner coming than they think.
>>67694544
A strong independent female rebel who don't need no man.
>>67694571
The politics and deeper world building are what made the prequels Lucas' magnum opus.
The tragedy is that the masses are too imbecillic to recognize it.
>Comes out in 8 months
>no trailer
>Not even a teaser released to the public
Its going to bomb. Nobody even knows it exists except nerds who read about Star Wars on the internet.
I'm interested by an OT era film made in the modern day. I want to see a new film set in the prequel era as well. See what modern filmmaking brings to it.
>>67694460
>hating on based Alan Tudyk
>>67694743
Oh sure it's the plebe masses again
It has nothing to do with the fact that Lucas can't direct for shit
>>67694743
>the prequels were too smart for people
i keep hearing this meme
>>67694460
>>67694387
Oddly, I wanted Jackie Chan in the prequels to be a Jedi.
>>67694387
that same old copy-pasta again.
>>67695098
what this guy said
>>67694387
>shadow-directing
typical Disney.
The marketing department makes all of their movies. All of them.
>>67695085
I think Disney just doesn't want people to burn out on Star Wars. The marketing blitz for Force Awakens was exhausting.
>>67694460
tudyk and walker
the film is gonna suck. no lucas no pottery
>>67694387
fuck you. i'm hype for mads, donnie and those raid guys. can't wait to see this
HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>67695142
Just ignore it. The prequels were pretty bad. What was admirable (for me) was that Lucas tried something different. He could have easily made 3 more films that looked and felt like the OT but that wasn't what he wanted to do.
If only he'd made a better job of it.
>>67694544
Stealing the plans for the death star, the thing Leia/The Bothans already did decades ago.
>>67694387
I swear I saw the same exact post about TFA like 2 years ago
>>67694460
>hating Ben Mendelsohn
>>67694387
I literally don't care she's the only reason I'm watching
>>67694460
Is this bait? The film has some great actors.
>>67695578
>episode 4: death star
>episode 6: death star 2
>episode 7: super death star
>rogue one: road to the death star
come on
come the fuck on
are there no stories that can be told in this universe that don't revolve around the FUCKING DEATH STAR
>>67695818
Oh boy another fucking Mary Sue protagonist in a star wars film, just what we need.
It will be terrible, but it will make money. Disney knows how to market their schlock.
>>67694387
i'm really starting to wonder if this is the case. why haven't we heard anything?
>>67696011
There was one about trade routes and taxation. I hear it is considered kino around these parts.
>>67695383
>those raid guys
They were in TFA. Also, they're already dead.
>no one in this thread talking about how based donnie yen will have a kung fu fight with 7 stormtroopers
>>67698440
keeep you chingas in the chinga movies ffs
>>67698440
>donnie meets vader
>You've challenged the wrong Ip Man 3: Defender of the Chinese Race
I'm preparing to walk out of the complex already
>>67694387
>a ragtag group of the best multiracial pilots the galaxy has ever seen
>led by a young white girl
fucking why
>>67696011
it's not just a death star. the jews want the death star to mean concentration camps. everyone is fighting to free the jews from space nazis.
>>67698478
You really think that's going to be worse than Felicity Jones going up against Vader with a blaster and vagina power?
>>67698478
Honestly I'd be beyond excited for Donnie yen vs darth Vader with force kung fu or some bullshit
>>67694463
Birds of a feather, kid.
If you're in a universe with all manner of aliens with different manners and methods of communication, wouldn't you be A LOT more likely to hang around more with members of your own species whom you can freely communicate, empathize, and identify with? Also, confirmed in every fucking canon most pervasive species in the galaxy?
>>67699071
>donnie does some kung fu shit
>force push
yeah no
>>67699372
I'm sure Vader would do the honorable thing and purely use force assisted punches and kicks
>>67700098
kek
>>67699071
>Donnie doing wing chun kicks to the legs
>Vader doesn't move because robolegs
>carnage ensues
My body is ready