She's back, bros.
>>67691974
>another average white slut
wow, cool, am I supposed to
a) know who the fuck she is?
b)care?
>>67692022
You prefer niggers?
>>67691974
How's her new show?
>>67691974
>star tattoos
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
Dan Schneider whore goes from 5 to 8 with a ton of make-up and shooping.
>>67692060
he probably prefer's above average white sluts?
Whats her Stand?
>>67692060
no but that overall shirt thing is hideous, her tattoos are white trash garbage-tier, there's hipster henna bullshit on her arm, stupid sticker shit on her face and her dumb hairdo all make me hate her
any nudes?
Is that McCurdy?
is slutty jennette back?
>>67692139
Get over yourself, honestly.
>>67692139
you will fit right in at /fa/g
>>67692249
>>67692438
>>67692185
looks more like whatshername from Firefly, the one all nerds drool over
>>67692476
reply
>>67691974
W2c shorts
>>67691974
Don't tell me those tats are real.
Why do celeb girls actively try to look fucking disgusting now? Are they really that talentless and insecure?
>>67692022
underage plz go
she looks like a backpage hooker
>>67692139
>being this autistic
>>67691974
That a cool Jolyne look, the stars and the hair and shit
>>67692060
>You prefer niggers?
>saying that in this topic
it's like you don't know who it is either
She's back, bros
>>67692896
Man, you know he split that booty open like a tender peach
>>67691974
when will she do porn
>>67692956
Maybe not since she blasted him on social media over his "kissing" skills.
>>67692022
18+
muh dick is back xD
>>67693003
>being this naive
You've never met a woman before have you?
>>67693003
lol as if he didnt ravage that patootie
>>67693003
>THEY JUST KISSED
That pussy is probably still dripping.
>>67692896
>you will never be a giant and have a tiny girl to ravage with your BBC
It causes me great distress.
>>67693161
The look in her eye..
You just KNOW.
>>67693161
Never said they just kissed. Why do you think I put kissing in quotation marks?
>>67693043
Why did you reply twice after this reply
>>67693319
I bet she started foaming up on the 3rd thrust
Leaving two streaks of pussy juice on the D
>>67693161
uh, it's pretty common knowledge mccurdy is an absolute anal freak, if anything that asshole is still dripping.
>>67691974
For a second I thought that was Aubrey Plaza
Is that punky brewster?
>>67692896
How the hell did she survive his MASSIVE black cock?
>>67693411
>foaming up
she should get that checked out
>>67693470
she probably takes bigger shits
>50 minutes ago.
Bravo mods.
>>67693470
It's like having a baby to them
It's been known many women have orgasms while giving birth
If you compare the sounds of a woman in labor and one taking BBC they're very similar
>>67691974
>whore tattoos
what went wrong
>>67691974
is that the girl in Ultimate Force, the religious cult chick that gets kidnapped by jamie during the siege episode?
>>67693610
>tfw your first experience is being covered in your mother's orgasmic discharge
>>67693470
you know dick size isn't proportional right? he's just as likely to have a 6" dick as a guy that's 5'6"
>>67692956
>>67693470
she broke up with him because she hated the way he kissed
>>67693984
>it means she's still pure!! She never took the BBC!!
>>67694034
Nah, I'm just saying in this particular case she didn't take his bbc
>>67691974
So is my erection.
>>67693984
>implying breakups do not result in revisionist history by both parties
>>67692896
>He pursued her via social media in Summer 2013, using the “woman crush Wednesday” hashtag until finally Jennette agreed to a date, but it didn’t take long for her to realize it wasn’t going to work. “It only lasted like a week, it was really short,”
>She went on to explain, in pretty serious detail, the disastrous kiss that sent the relationship downhill: “My first kiss with him was after we had gone laser tagging,” she said. “I stood on a chair… I sort of went for it. But it wasn’t great. It didn’t go great. No sparks and the mouth… the shapes weren’t right.”
>Still, they continued to hang out, McCurdy says ... and he was so into her, he bought her a necklace and got down on his knees during a dinner date and asked her to be his GF.
>Even though she wasn't into it, she said yes ... only to break up with him on the phone a few days later.
>>67694130
Do you genuinely believe that?
so what do these 2 have in common now?
>>67693865
Correct. I'm 6'7'' with a shockingly average dick.
>>67694130
>believing women
you think someone would unironically ever do that?
>>67694283
>shapes weren't right
Drummond confirmed small dick beta. She was thirsty for that BBC and he couldn't deliver. No wonder he has so much trouble at the FT line.
>>67694290
>>67694341
the guy talked trash behind her after the break up.
If he was that salty then I don't think they slept together
>>67694494
>talked trash
All he did was leak some of the undie pics she sent him
>>67694580
>implying she didn't leak those herself for publicity
>>67694299
They make my dick hard
>>67694299
dan schneiders fat wang
how come regular mccurdy didn't do anything for me but this dark-haired (love) hipster trash (HATE) version suddenly makes my dick diamonds?
>>67694739
pogo sisters?
>>67693411
u mek my p stiff
>>67692185
Is that Dichen Lachman?
She kinda looks like aubrey plaza
>>67693610
This reminds me of that crazy bitch that masturbated for pain control while giving birth.
>>67695007
yeah, but hot
>>67693699
and shit, don't forget shit
>>67695024
>This reminds me of that crazy bitch that masturbated for pain control while giving birth.
I did not know I wanted this until I read it
Back at it again with the bbc lips and degenerate behavior
>>67692896
DELETE THIS!
>>67691974
Why don't more actresses do their hair like this?
>>67691974
>star tattoos
fucking dropped, git gud /tv/ this bitch is ugly pornstar-tier trash
>>67695603
Because it fucks your hair?
All the pulling, heat, and coloring of hair blows out your roots and scalp and your hair will be completely fucked by the time you're 40.
Some women know that they will age like milk. The least they can do is not ruin their hair; some things cosmetics can't hide.
>>67692896
I really wish they had a sex tape cant be the only one who wants to see that bbc go into that tiny 5'2 frame
>>67695778
reply
>>67695796
I hope you die painfully and soon.
Literally who.
>>67691974
she was only ever jailbait and that's long past, next please this slag won't last long with a face looking like crack whore aubrey plaza
>>67694283
>only to break up with him on the phone a few days later
Right in the fucking feels.
Glad i'm not 19 anymore
>>67691974
>tattoos
>and of fucking stars of all things
Dropped.
>>67694283
JUST
>>67692249
Rowr! This bitch got claws!
>>67695875
one of the ugliest shitfu's of all time
>>67691974
looks like a hotter version of maggie
>>67692134
underrated post
>>67697120
Jesus Fucking Christ that movie was hot.
>>67694283
kek he's a little white nerd stuck in a giant black bull's massive physique.
>w-will you be my gf, m'lady?
>>67697189
for you
>>67695058
the opposite
She's like the exact opposite of Stacey Dash.
Stacey Dash = black with white features that make her look beautiful.
Whatever this one's name is = white with black features that make her look ugly.
>>67694283
>getting on your knees to ask a girl to be your girlfriend
Holy fucking autism batman.
>>67697667
i think you mispelled rashida jones
>>67697754
Rashida Jones is part black. Sure she's beautiful but she's also mixed.
>She's blacked, bros
Is Dan marking his bitches with star tattoos?
you know she's shit when the janitor doesn't delete her post
>>67695058
>impLYING
>>67694283
Yeah I don't believe any chick that wants to air that kind of shit out about what happened between her and some dude.
Calling BS on her whole story, he probably fucked some chick or did something else that made her mad and butthurt so she decided to shit on him in the court of public opinion.
>>67691974
id let her peg my asshole
id rape her if i got the chance
>>67692896
she probably bled a lot
>>67697249
always wanted to see this movie. What exactly is going on? is he just jerking off to her butt? is he not allowed to stick it in?
>>67692956
they never had sex
>>67694283
jesus she's a cunt
>>67697707
i have a slight hatred towards black people but that was endearing as hell. He was a big clumsy king kong trying not to scare her while she's a used up whore wanting some violent black rape
>>67698215
>is he not allowed to stick it in?
That'd be sexual harrasment.
>>67698215
>he's never fucked the cheeks only
i dunno actually, looks like he's having a seizure. need to watch it though, one of the few times maggie doesn't look like a melting grandma.
>>67697857
you guys are sick, what person would actually save photos of dan on his comp or phone? you seem more obsessed with dan than with the supposed kids he abuses
>>67692896
>>67694283
Poor guy
he seems genuinely nice
doesn't she look like laura/laruen cohen from walking dead here? i knew maggie greene instantly lost 3 points when she cut her hair last episode, this is why. she was replaced with maggie gyllenhall. it's like fucking poetry.
I mean look at his fucking face
he has the virgin smile, I know it way too well
>>67698277
well yeah, we all idolize him here
dan the man schnieder
>>67695796
I didn't say anything about the color dummy
Just the style
>>67697249
clearly not showing her ass to the actor, she has some body suit.
>>67698215
>>67698263
he's jerking off faggots. have you not seen the movie?
>>67692172
slutty jennette never left
>>67698501
very slutty sexy toes
>>67698482
>have you not seen the movie?
What part of
>always wanted to see this movie
>need to watch it
gave it away, you fucking nigger?
>>67698482
I said I've wanted to watch it. Ever since I was a kid really. I'm 28 now and I keep forgetting about its existence.
>>67694283
I'm glad you posted this, Ive been saying this for years
guy has a good heart, but because hes huge and black, people will shit on him anyway
you niggas just dont understand.
>>67698601
i think you missread most of the replies, most sympathized with him
the woman was a vicious jaded cunt wanting some thug rapey violence
>>67698672
I know but when this shit came up they all came to defend on her and shit on him
>>67694299
Dan's seed
>>67698601
>Ive been saying this for years
>>67694299
they like bbc and donuts
>>67698501
elite feetgame
>>67698672
>the woman was a vicious jaded cunt wanting some thug rapey violence
she wanted a black dude, what other reason would a white woman want one?
>Like five percent of dindus aren't absolute scumbags
>This whore finds one who is rich, one of the best apehoopers in the world about to get a fat contract, seems like a nice dude, and treats her like she WUZ A QUEEN AND SHYT
>She treats him like shit, lies to him, and airs it all out in the media while talking like she was in the right and there was something wrong with him and not the other way around
lel fuck this bitch. At least Andre stopped being fucking retarded and took this (literal) whore to pound town after. If a bitch is gonna make you pay and shit you might as well fuck a ten and know up front she's fucking you back in another way.
>>67692134
I support this.
>>67698697
>showing any empathy toward a black person makes you a cuck
You're trying way too hard newfriend.
>>67694954
No that's 'Kelly'.
kek the only reason jmc turned on the nig is because dan promised to ruin her for publicly blacking herself and hurting her brand
>>67698754
BIG
>>67698847
things like this are why i still hold pepe near and dear to my heart, even if he went mainstream
>>67698869
>That stomach
Jesus fucking Christ how does that happen
>>67698860
base dan, defender of the white race
As a black guy, whenever I see a white girl showing her ass, I feel like it's for me
>>67698869
GOLEM
>>67698869
top kek is that hank schrader
As a black guy I feels as though I need money fo dem programs.
>>67698894
hgh out of control
>>67695925
calm down frog-face miranda
>>67697249
Is this the first time of a robot?
As a black guy, I dindu nuffin.
>>67698961
As a nigger I believe the white man is the most superior race and the only reason whites are hated is because of dem jews.
>>67699000
checked
I thought that was Aubrey Plaza
>>67692060
Lol she does
>>67692896
Based Andre Drummond
>>67699028
she's not struggling enough
>>67699025
This bitch needs to get a new head because the rest of her is on point.
Go to Korea and have one of those miracle workers turn you into a ten bitch, you got money.
As a white man, I sincerely apologize for the racism of these white cucks
Stay based black bros
>>67699102
>Stay based black bros
that was more pathetic than cuckposting
>>67699101
>Go to Korea
>want to look like any other plastic doll
As a black man, ooga booga bix nood where the white women at
White guy here.
Most of the racists here are like this because they are repressed homos with tiny 2" dicks
Someone post the nip slip already
As a white man, I secretly love black cocks despite being a frequent /pol/ poster and a right wing republican.
Spic here, when cn we purj these gringos?
>>67698869
Goran's are real.
>>67699167
>>67699149
>>67699102
you probably look similar to aids skrillex
>>67698705
the lights are on but nothing is going on in grande's brain
>>67699134
No CIA, I mean they can work their gook magics and turn her into a white human instead of a goblin like she is now. Not the same Korean woman they have been making over and over for years.
I honestly thought she was Aubrey Plaza for a second.
White woman here, black pr nothing
>>67699217
>mfw I'm not actually white or black and samefagged these two posts
>>67699167
>>67699034
>>67699246
Watching cartoons rots your brain. My wife's son's gf's boyfriend's brother Jamal told me.
>>67698785
This nigger bitch has hiv
>>67699283
>mfw I'm a Jew and made a few of them
/pol/ was right about me, I'm a slippery little snake.
White chick here, blacks are the future. Whites are degenerate mlp watchers and furries.
White furry trap here, you still have us white boys
>>67697857
what's his name again?
>>67699425
Is this the epitome of white culture?
Glad I'm not white
>>67699425
Go make another movie review, Adam.
>>67699102
>>67699479
Dan "Get her in the van" Schneider
>>67699425
Black man here, I love furry traps
>>67692878
>>67692134
I thought that was what she was going for myself.
>>67699425
faggot
>>67693865
Maybe if we are talking about white guys. Black guys have HUGE cocks.
>>67692134
Stone Free
>>67698785
>jenna shea
>calls andre an alien
>goes on tmz for days and laughs at him for lying about trying to smash
>>67699602
This dude is a mess if this is true
>>67699593
>Black guys have HUGE cocks
>this is what niggers actually believe
>>67699652
It's what whitey believes.
>>67699602
stop making me sympathize with a black dude. Poor fucking guy
these fucking horrible cunts, man...
>>67699602
shit thats brutal
>>67699670
Who can blame them when it's, for lack of a better term, shoved down their throats constantly by the Jew run media?
>>67699624
http://www.vladtv.com/article/207884/jenna-shea-releases-texts-after-andre-drummond-denies-hook-up
>>67699860
>Jenna McCurdy Internet Defense Force linking to VladTV
Are you sure it wasn't JUST A PRANK BRO? Congrats on your waifu being a disgusting blacked whore by the way.
>>67699624
or he's dating horrible race-traitors who hate their own kind (because they are individually hateable awful people) who date as far from themselves as they can
he's seems a good goofy dude picking horrible women
>>67698501
what i would give for a lick of those tootsies
>>67699860
Post yfw that fourth text they are talking about The Walking Dead and she has fucked the dudes that played Noah and Glenn.
BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW
>>67698546
BLEACHED
GENTRIFIED
COLUMBUSED
MICHIONNED
>>67700107
Apparently, not everybody hates Chris.
>>67699761
HOW'S ANNIE?
>>67699860
What exactly are those texts supposed to prove other than she was contacting him, sending him nudes, and he offered her tickets to come see a game one time?
>Believing an actual prostitute that sells her personal correspondence to the "press", which in this case is a website run by a guy who couldn't get a boner on bangbus and makes internet IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT videos, because she craves any type of fame that bad
That bitch just did an Easter porn shoot with Farrah Abraham. You gonna trust her shit?
>>67698546
why do negroes have such big nostrils
>>67691974
>face tattoos
no
>>67700251
http://radaronline.com/photos/farrah-abraham-strips-down-with-pal-jenna-shea-for-raunchy-easter-photo-shoot/photo/1275812/
>>67699602
bitches and hoes
>>67697249
Is that Ultron?
>>67700093
if you're Italian, she might let you
>>67700297
So they can smell white tears better.
I'm sorry, this is my first time acting like I'm black on the internet, did I do that right?
>>67692896
>be Drummond
>tall, fit, famous, successful, rich
>girls still reject you if you don't treat them like Chad does
>>67700413
im fucking actually am italian (from catania) does she had a thing for italians?
>>67700449
no she likes eggplants
>>67700449
No, you're just also niggers.
>>67700419
punctuation was too proper but good start
>>67700419
You're supposed to say "WE" not they. Then follow it up with something about being kangz and shyt.
>>67700447
h-h-hey i really l-l-like you and find you sweet and cuddly and precious that i get vulnerable and soft
>fuck off bitch ass little nigger faggot, i want a real nigga to treat me like a ho
o-o-oh...
>>67692134
Underrated post. Either her or that singer Halsey would be perfect jolynes.
>>67700387
Well that's one way to celebrate the resurrection of the Lord.
New Crusades when?
>>67694283
>teases him for an entire week
>didn't like a kiss
>broke up over the phone
Fucking Christ, this girl and her high school tier shenanigans shit.
>>67700495
we are kind of like niggers, except we have gorgeous women, healthy delicious food and love for slacking and just enyojing life no matter how fucked our country is
>>67700596
If I had more photoshop skills I would put Andre Drummond in a Crusader Knight's armor screaming DEUS VULT!
>Captcha is select all images of a shed
>mfw
>>67691974
no amount of make up or photoshop will help this girl
what does a big boob feel like
>>67700449
yeah her bf is italian
>>67700691
Large bag of sand.
>>67700691
just one big boob?
>>67700691
like two big boobs but one less
>>67700691
like large ballsacks
>>67700107
>Post yfw that fourth text they are talking about The Walking Dead and she has fucked the dudes that played Noah and Glenn.
what!
>>67700551
being andre is suffering
oh well, atleast hes doing well in basketball
>>67700691
Boobs are hard to describe without making them sound gross. It's kind of like a bag of skin filled with Nickelodeon Gak. Yall remember Gak? Titties are like skin covered Gak.
>>67700832
But he has to play in Detroit. The guy can't catch a break.
>>67697249
here's some more
>>67700918
>>67700774
>>67700753
>>67700711
>>67700708
None of these are correct.
>>67692517
Who the fuck is Summer Glau?!
>>67700918
damn i didn't know gak was a world wide thing
>when dust and micro hair would get on it
>>67700832
>>67700918
He also should have been picked second in the draft but got picked ninth behind a bunch of scrubs and Damian Lillard. No one believes in him and keeps putting him down and he's like "LAWZ YES BAWS I'S BE WORKIN HARD" and just busts his shit and keeps on going. He's like John Coffey.
>>67700977
The gak one is correct you permavirgin. Disgusting and making me question my childhood, but correct.
>>67700952
She was super cute. Shame she kept smoking and ruined her face.
>I'm your secretary!
always gets my dick hard
>>67700691
balloons filled with custard
>>67700551
>tfw I'm the exact same as andre
>>67700952
>>67698869
A wild Geodude appears!
>>67700551
>>67701064
how many black robots here
>>67701082
Nobody has brought up his nasty ass shoulder hair yet?
>>67701105
not a robot, just naive at times, I haven't experienced cruelty just yet, but I can understand where hes coming from
>>67692896
damn his massive cock must feel amazing in her tiny puss
>>67691974
is this a john wick reference? because you did it wrong
>>67694283
>>Still, they continued to hang out, McCurdy says ... and he was so into her, he bought her a necklace and got down on his knees during a dinner date and asked her to be his GF.
Your black 'bulls', everyone
>>67700551
why is this hitting home so much?
is this the source of all black awfulness? is that what motivates it all?
Are there any photos of Jennette touching another girl's feet?
Why do threads like these stay up but ones about gossip or characters get taken down?
>>67698869
U-Uncle Hank!
>>67701214
to be frank, it isn't a black thing. Girls like bad boys. The dirty greaser on the motorcycle gets more pussy than the nice boy that holds open doors
Niggers
