I'm glad normies didn't "get" this movie.
>normies
Is that all you got to justify your shit taste? Telling yourself you're some special snowflake because you live with your parents and don't wipe your ass?
>>67670587
sup reddit
>>67670587
Little mind confirmed.
>>67670557
i hope you remain glad when the movie bombs and they cancel
*aquaman
*flash
*Justice league
and any ohter shit they had in their sleeve
>>67670587
pleb
>if they like it, i dont like it
>if they hate it, i love it
>>67670598
>muh reddit
So you have no taste
You're a worthless poster
You associate or disassociate yourself from things because you believe it makes you look cool.
You can also only talk in memes.
What people forgot to tell you is that this renders your opinion worthless.
Go ahead, keep calling me reddit, at least I'm saying something.
Fucking tryhard newfag.
>>67670647
/tv/ Explained
>>67670656
what are you saying anon?
>>67670694
eeeeewwwwww
>>67670557
>>67670587
>>67670647
>>67670656
>>67670720
are you gay?
>>67670707
That I fucked you're mom and she loved it.
>>67670656
You haven't said anything tho
>>67670557
>allahu ackbar
what did he mean by this?
The music during the batmobile carnage was fuckin dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3gXlzjxhaw
>>67670733
I kept waiting for a dance off scene during the final fight.
>>67670790
too much gummy smile
>>67670790
>>67670729
Tiers are pleb trash.
>>67670557
I'm glad I'm a normie and didn't "get" this movie.
>>67670830
glad she didnt have enough screentime so snyder could fuck her up
It really was too smart for people.
>>67670924
>it had slow talkie moments describing the consequences of power, means it was smart
>>67670924
>looks at renaissance painting
>Ah yes, superheroes, caped vigilantes, some would say they're nowadays' version of Prometheus or Ulysses.
>looks at Bruce Wayne ascending
>Ah yes, superheroes, caped vigilantes, some would say they're the equivalent of ancient myths
>looks at Archangel Gabriel's painting
>Ah yes, superheroes, caped vigilantes, some would say there are no gods left in this world but superheroes are our equivalent to ancient myths
>looks at superman when he's being carried away
>Ah yes, gods, old myths, the ancient capeshit
>looks at the camera
>that's a theme in this movie by the way, folks!
>U DRINK MY PEE BTW LOL
And people say this is deep and smart
>>67670967
It isn't really smart or deep, but the amount of people that unironically didn't get Lex's motivation or Martha's scene is astounding
>>67670967
Embarrassing.
>>67671069
Yes I agree, liking this trash BvS or pretending it's smart in any way is embarrassing.
>>67670967
This movie made people feel dumb and you're one of them.
>>67671159
Is that what you need to tell yourself to justify liking this sophomoric trash?
I bet you think Watchmen was good lol.
>>67671182
I bet you liked ant man.
>>67670557
tfw need to tap that vagoo
>>67670598
Sup newfag
>>67671233
>Muh mahvel
LOL the paranoia DCucks have nowadays, they're a "you're wrong" away from mentally collapsing and it shows.
I'm glad normies didn't "get" this hothead outta here.
>>67670557
People are entitled to their opinion.
Personally I liked it, but others can hate it.
Because at the end of the day we're a bunch of autists who whine, bitch and meme about television shows, and try to act edgy and witty.
At least most of us anyway.
>>67671367
this
>>67670557
it also proves
there are bunch of leddit neo /v/
>>67671314
Truth be told I like marvel and DC. The bickering between the two on this board over "muh quips" and "muh rotten tomatoes score" is a bit sad though.
>>67671057
he's insecure and power hungry
>>67671367
THIS
H
I
S
>>67671403
It's /v/edditors using the latest unregulated brand war (dc vs marvel on /tv/) to satisfy all their shitposting needs.
>>67671403
Making jokes the audience doesn't laugh at every five seconds ruins the movie.
>>67670729
>taking screenshot of a fucking notepad
marvelcucks everybody
>>67671057
guardians of the galaxy was a good movie
>>67670557
Objectively bad filmmaking at play
>>67671498
No it wasn't.
>>67671504
The extended cut will prove this to be one of the best films ever
>>67671526
youre wrong but thats okay
the fact that marvel can take no name comic heroes and make them a hit is amazing.
>>67671597
MEME OFF BRO
>>67671182
>lol
Opinion discarded. 4chan is a place for serious discussion. You are expected to use good grammar and spelling (or at least try your best if you aren't a native speaker), you wouldn't write "lol" in a serious paper for college, work reports, or if you write a newspaper article, so you shouldn't use it here either.
>>67671576
>extended cut
Only if they remove all the plot threads that dont go anywhere first.
>>67670557
agree
>>67670557
>I'm glad normies didn't "get" this movie.
But normies did. It's doing well in the theaters. The masses love it. It's the critics that don't like it.
>>67670557
Most normies I know got it fine. They watched it, weren't entertained enough to call it good, weren't offended enough to call it bad and now don't care. The most they seem to say is 'I bet comic fans will hate it'.
This is kino
I really liked it
>>67670628
Nothing would make me happier.
Why are there so many disney shills on /tv/ now?
>you didn't like star wars? you're obviously some /pol/ reject fucking neckbeard
>you liked BvS? tell me more about how you have shit taste you /pol/ reject fucking neckbeard
Disgusting. I guess this is what happens when you sell 4chan to a conman that only cares about making shekels.
>>67671665
If you actually believe what you typed I feel sorry for your parents since the fruit of all their effort treats a taiwanese cartoons forum like a place of academical discourse.
>>67670557
Normies are literally the only ones responding positively, dummy.
>>67671813
wtf is kino?
>>67671894
It means "shit" in german
>>67671894
It means that a Russian guy would like it.
>>67671894
>hungry
>>>
> Anonymous 03/31/16(Thu)08:46:50 No.67671432▶
>>>67671367
>THIS
>H
>>67671873
Delusions.
You would have to be the biggest fucking retard in the world to enjoy this garbage.
Doesn't surprise me that he's a /tv/ poster
>>67671873
Yeah and let's not ignore the dark 3 days of DC shill spam
>>67671918
>50 cents has been deposited into your account
I'm sure Walt would be proud.
>>67671924
second biggest actually since you exist
>>67670628
>>67671816
>500 Million
>11 days
I love how /tv/ is having an existential crisis thanks to our lord and savior Snyder.
What a time to be alive
Why did people hate Gadot? She was fucking great
>>67671965
Half way there, living on a prayer.
>>67670733
>>67670733
hm
>>67670733
hmm
>>67670733
hmmm
>>67670733
hmmmm
>>67670733
>>67672019
>>67672053
>>67672072
>>67672105
Jesus fucking christ you are worse than the Daisyfags
>>67672105
was she doing a film about the Holocaust at the time?
>>67670733
Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>the best possible woman who could play Wonder Woman, and who really was in a relationship with Superman, was passed over
>>67672171
do you suppose they wrestled sexually?
>>67672197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YUkSudJ9ac
>hold still henry
>>67672171
>>67672197
fat pig
>>67670733
hmmmmm
>>67670733
hmmmmmmmmm
>>67672197
>>67672239
Henry confirmed for high test.
>>67672262
back to israel gadot
>>67672262
>hurr durr
>>67672321
that looks disgusting
>>67670733
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>67672400
>dating high test teens
>disgusting
Reddit is dattaway friendo
>>67672422
no eye for aesthetic
>>67672422
fatty detected.
she isn't even that skinny.
>>67672321
Manface. Still would tho
>>67671894
the term kino is a deliberate mispronunciation of the word "quinoa". An edible seed that contains a complete amino acid profile, B vitamins, and is a rich source of fiber and protein.
The comparison is often made between a film and quinoa when the film is similarly packed with film-making goodness as quinoa or "kino" is with nutritional goodness.
>>67672262
Absolutely disgusting pleb taste.
>>67670557
no shit, everyone wants their hand hold.
>>67671057
There's nothing to "get" except that Batman is the Flash of spin-heel motivation.
>>67672675
>implying its that complex
ive never read a comic in my life and even i followed it.
also, how the hell does a swarm of bats lift a kid out of a well without touching him? that was the most cringiest scen evee.
The movie is not deep or anything, but yeah, lots of people didn't get it.
>"the man in the marquee!"
>"oh, don't believe it, my father named the company after himself, he was the Lex in front of the Corp"
>hurr how do you know Lex in the movie is Lex Jr?
I guess that people don't really pay attention to movies.
>>67672732
Did you miss where Bruce refers to the scene as a dream?
See? That's what I'm talking about, people miss lines of dialogue, fails to understand the movie and go "lol, that was shit".
>>67672732
It was a dream sequence.
>>67672791
>hurr how do you know Lex in the movie is Lex Jr?
Were people actually asking that? Lex mentions his dad three times.
>>67672848
Yep. And also what was Lex's motivations while he says his motivations basically in every scene he appears.
The movie is not deep, but people are severely stupid.
>they're still not booting Snyder
What will it take?
>>67672879
its just a comic movie, settle down, nerd.
>>67670587
This.
>>67670557
Batman v Superman is literally movie of the year so far. Marvelfags are just butthurt that they'll never acheive this level of Capekino
>>67672910
Exactly, and you are too stupid to even understand a comic movie. Which is pretty sad.
>>67672967
so i missed a couple scenes, i also had to get up and pee a couple of times, so what?
>>67673023
Damage control.
>>67673023
only a true pleb would enter into the kinosphere with a bladder full of urine
>>67673023
The damage control is real.
>>67673154
wtf is kino? i have a small bladder
>>67673154
>>67673171
im not damage controling, i missed a few little details in a movie, like everyone else.
>>67673234
Dont expect to get the plot if you didnt watch the whole movie.Pretty simple.
>>67673154
>the kinosphere
>>67671931
there were none, stop lying
Jews always lose
sweet baby jesus I hope snyder gets to finish his vision with JL, the man really is talented
don't let me down WB
>>67670733
LOWTEST
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S
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>>67674332
blue and orange
so magical!
>>67672239
>formerly high test
>now banging 19 year old
Why is Cavill is so based?
>>67670557
I love that /tv9k/ retards are embracing this as a "4chan movie" when it was made by the most douchey, dumbass Chad of a director working in Hollywood right now.
>>67670557
I think the trailer looked pretty good because it focused on all the interesting things(bruce meeting Clark). Instead the actual movie focuses on stuff like...Fighting a dictator in the desert...Lois meeting some guy for something...Setting up the justice league moments...Batman saving asian people...geez. Just take the interesting trailer and...make a movie about that
>>67676215
There's no way your IQ is over 75
>>67670587
This. Kill yourself OP.
>>67674332
>trailer scenes
There are some much better shots in the movie
>>67676262
I agree with him. There's a decent movie in there if roughly 45 minutes could be edited out.
>one of the most successful movies of all time
>you're not a normie if you saw it
>>67671159
No, this movie made dumb people feel smart, and you're one of them.
>>67671949
BUUURN
>>67674332
>It's a 15 year old capeshitter just learned of the word cinematography episode
Judging by the audience scores, normies lapped up this hot steaming turd of a movie.
Literally the worst fucking movie I've seen since Sucker Punch, it made Man of Steel look decent, and Marvel's Ultron look like a great film (and I initially thought THAT was a fucking mess).
Lex Luthor behaving like The Joker is intentional. The entire point of the movie is to show that the Superman mythos belongs to no one and everyone at the same time. This is the historical baggage that Snyder is aware these characters carry: An endless barrage of fanboys and comics since the 30's, comparison to other iconic characters, everyone thinking they have the last word on how these characters act.
It compares Superman to Christ, Moby Dick, King Arthur, Zorro, JFK, etc. Batman is compared with Ahab and Charles F. Kane. It compares Doomsday with a fire spouting dragon, King Kong, the Hydra, a falling meteorite, a nuclear holocaust, etc. So naturally it does the same with Lex (Zuckerberg). There are many more comparisons with the Nolan trilogy. For instance, the Batmobile scene ends up in him running into Superman, while in the Nolan version he decides to spare the Joker on his motorcycle. The Gotham football team's uniform is the same color in both films. Lois Lane and Rachel are dropped from a skyscraper.
It's a deconstruction and analysis of the characters themselves.
The film thrives on these types of associations, like the red Jolly Rancher pushed into the senator's mouth - "it's cherry" - coming back as the blood dripped onto Zod's face, the red graffiti on Superman's monument and his slashed cheek, not to mention the nods to internet culture and memes. It's precisely this uncomfortable reevaluation and redemption of sugary pop imagery that drives the film. "Snyder intends to resolve the conflict between commerce and art," as Armond White notes. The basic thesis is that Superhero franchises are antithetical to what Superman actually stands for.
The fact that not a single character behaved the way fanboys expected just proves the point that all this was intentional.
You do realize "normies" is a normalfag meme right.............................
Calling this movie intelligent is pretty much an instant indicator of your complete and utter lack of knowledge in regards to film. I guarantee the people who think this movie is anything but a mess are the same people who hail Nolan and Tarantino as "geniuses", probably scoff at the idea of watching a movie made before 1960, and call themselves "film buffs".
If your cinematic vocabulary hits it's limits at the words "cinematography" and "pacing", you're a fucking pleb through and through, and your opinion should be discarded.
>>67670743
High school must be rough
>>67676490
>It's a 20-something neet who thinks his tastes are fucking superior episode
>>67678078
Yeah, because they are. Capeshit is bottom of the barrel trash created and marketed for retards and teenagers.
>>67678130
>It's a pleb disguised as a patrician episode
>>67670557
Normiebux is the one thing, and the one thing only, that DCuck shitposters have been defending themselves with. If it weren't for the normies and their jobs and money, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
>>67678270
>Pleb disguised as a patrician
You mean everyone calling Zack Snyder's pile of shit an intelligent film?
>>67678301
List your top 5 kino and we'll see whether your opinion is valid or not
>>67672298
CHIQUITA BANANA CHIQUITA BANANA OBAMA
>>67670647
Modern cape I love:
Watchmen
Kickass 1
GotG
Daredevil
Jessica Jones
Batman v Superman
The rest of the capemarket is pancaked shit. Sorry for triggering you.
>>67678270
Are you pretending you have a high cinema IQ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaEdRWRgu6o Sad Affleck Mad World Version
>>67678301
>I know exactly what i'm talking about LOOK GUYS
>>67670557
you and me both. the layered symbolism throughout was lost on
>DUDE CAPESHIT LMAO
feels good go be superior
>straight
>white
>male
>understood the finest kino of 2016
>>67678382
>Using the word kino unironically
You're fucking retarded, but I'll bite anyway.
>Mulholland Dr
>Upstream Color
>Apocalypse Now
>Hunger
>The Thin Red Line
>>67678622
I said post kino not joints
>>67678382
>>67678622
Now list yours, pal.
>>67678622
>The Thin Red Line
Holy shit you are embarrassing. Oh and you lack and subtlety. Please fuck off back to
>>67678674
>Holy shit you are embarrassing.
Why's that? By the way, you're allowed to say the word reddit.
>>67678503
Well are you, you fucking cancerous /v/ enthusiast
>>67678622
>4 flicks that arn't too reddit
>1 literally what flick
every time
The movies story was total horse shit.
>How does Batman wreck Superman then had trouble beating some random this
>lex luthor, or what i like to call poor man's joker jr
>shit ass dialogue
6/10
>>67678674
Fuck off back to /tv/ right? Because that pleb shit movie is /tv/core trash, meme tourist
>>67670656
>>67670656
>IM FLIPPING OUT MAN
normies cant comprehend kino
>>67678815
I forgot to add that there are no qts in this movie
>Louis Lane
Old af, bland, ugly, no black hair
>wonder Jewess
A wood plank would have been better to look at than this basic bitch deformity
Gal Gadot should be renamed Auschwitz Woman.
It makes me so fucking angry when i see just how cinematically illiterate Disney has made the general audience, critics have always been cucks but when i see normies questioning obvious shit about the plot and 'stupid scenes' i do get very upset. BvS is a decent FILM, Avengers is literally a tv episode
>>67679248
>cinematically illiterate
Why are you saying stuff thats been used against you?
>>67679315
Not only this but you'll never be a cine literate based on where you spend your time
https://desustorage.org/_/search/filename/1453390919571/
**mind you i don't know what the /v/ archives are anymore but i wouldn't doubt for a second you have a rich history there
>>67679248
>Being cinematically literate
>Engaging in Marvel Vs DC company wars and enjoying capeshit
Choose one
>>67679315
>>67679373
>desustorage
>>67679315
>Why are you saying stuff thats been used against you?
what do you mean by this?
>>67679315
Well you fucking pleb?
>>67679685
He(you?) is parroting his cinema superiors to defend a garbage flick
>>67679373
I got the pic from pol buddy, funny enough a board that desu storage doesn't have, fucking moron
>>67670557
Get that it was bad? Why does that make you glad?
>>67679728
I still don't get it? What garbage flick?
>>67679728
anon pls respond
>>67679831
BVS
>>67680036
anon i want you to explain >>67679315 and why you consider BvS a garbage
>>67671680
Which are? There's a lot of stuff in the movie that doesn't make sense if you don't know jackshit about the comics but if you even know a little bit, then you'd realize everything leads somewhere. To spoon feed you, the dream sequence is most likely a memory from a future Flash changes eventually after going too far back at first. Yes Flash can travel in time.
The other dream is Manbat which is sort of the opposite of Batman in the sense that it is not a man but a beast with no sense of morals, justice or fear and only exists to destroy. We can assume that after being Batman for so long Bruce has already fought ManBat and he fears that he might lose his way and become like him.
There anything else you don't understand?
>>67680106
>anon i want you to explain
>>67679728
>and why you consider BvS a garbage
If I list off the myriad reasons why Batman and Superman is complete garbage will you stop liking it? Of course you won't. I won't waste my time and everyone else's. What you mean by engage in discussion with you is ''Why don't you agree with me ;__;''. If i engaged and curbstomped you thoroughly i would receive a swift retarded rebuttal full of insults (just like that one) because that's all plebeians like yourself can do when faced with people like me.
My ''elitism'' (as the insecure state so oft) is merely inherent from my ciniphilic nature and want for a better board with a better community. I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.
Try IMDb, after you fail to kill yourself like you fail everything else in your pitiful life.
>>67680229
If I list off the myriad reasons why Batman and Superman is complete garbage will you stop liking it? Of course you won't. I won't waste my time and everyone else's. What you mean by engage in discussion with you is ''Why don't you agree with me ;__;''.
how can one man fit so much irony into one sentence?
>>67680229
You aren't very smart anon, as much as you'd like to believe you are
>>67680285
sorry, *into one post, actually
>>67672594
underrated
>>67679248
It's so sad. Why must plebs exist?
>>67671057
I'm with you. It's honestly a bit depressing how stupid people are, and how much of the movie goes over their head.
I mean the movie is deeply flawed, but it's far beyond any other superhero movie that has come out in recent memory.
>>67670557
why is xena in this?
>>67680229
>>67679373
>mfw people like you exist
