>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this mess."
>>67658278
>quote at the beginning
>starts medias res
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
Stop, my invincible son.
Even if it’s in my last dying breath, I want my son to know that it’s not okay to save another human ever, even if it’s his own father.
You are the fastest being on this planet, and for all intensive purposes, invincible, while I am a old fragile man. I shall go and risk my life to save a dog, while you, my invincible faster-than-light superhuman must live a life of regret and watch his father die.
Also the dog is never seen again.
>>67658768
Fucking kek
Also don't forget the mandatory aerial shot of a jungle
>>67658768
I want a nam movie from the perspective of a viet kong guerilla
>Movie starts
>The ending credits roll
>>67658351
Its interesting that hes saving a dog, because if it was say a small child, it would be incredibly fucked up for clark to not save him, but a dog is seen as unimportant enough for clark to defy his dad and rescue it
>>67658768
Fortunate Son, you fucking b& faggot.
>>67659559
Watch Platoon through a piece of paper with slits in it.
>character chews food with a new york accent
disgusting. I don't want to watch this
>>67658351
Fucking love this meme.
>>67658351
>get home
>grieve
>some drunk redneck runs over the dog a week later
>Sir, we're outnumbered 1,000 to 1!
>Then it is a fair fight!
>>67658768
>>67661398
dumb frogposter
>>67661398
thats hype as fuck
>>67658351
>for all intensive purposes
ENOUGH
>our arrows will blot out the sun
>then we will fight in the shade
>>67660607
>>67660607
Ah i get it it's because gooks have slanted eyes right
