ADAPT TO THIS
He did.
His mutant power was to literally adapt to everything.
>>67647980
Then why did he die
>>67647780
if he could to anything then why was he a nigger?
>>67648029
Society adapted to him.
Is that a jolly rancher?
Was there really any reason why he couldn't?
Or was turning to stone his form of adaptation?
>>67647780
Why didn't he adapt to it? Lol what a retard
>Adapt to this you stupid fucking monkey
Walked right out of the theater
>>67648118
Yep. The only way his body found to adapt was to petrify.
>ADAPT TO THIS JIGABOO
Wow Im glad Singer came back to take the reins away from this guy
>>67648091
i dont even know what the fuck is a jolly rancher, i just laughed like a retard
>"What's your mutant power?"
>I can adapt to anything
>Dies because he can't adapt to something
This was there excuse to kill a black guy?
>>67649644
top kek.
shaw: "you will have a choice, to either be enslaved" *looks at black guy* "or rise up to rule" *looks at rest of the white people*.
this was funny as shit.
>>67648066
damn...
>do absolutely nothing when someone slowly puts a glowing ball in your mouth
he didn't adapt so good
>>67650031
>he didn't adapt so good
he actually did. he turned homo as soon as the dude putting balls into his mouth. you just couldn't see it.
The thing he couldn't adapt to was the trope of killing the black guy first.
imagine if he actually adapted to it by lining his gastrointestinal tract with titanium, so when the ball exploded the energy stream ejected out of his ass, turning him into a human rocket.
>>67650291
in english doc
>>67647780
>Black guy
>I adapt to survive
>First guy to die
he adapted to it by dying
>>67650419
do you know what adaptation means?
>>67647780
>black guy's power is to avoid dying
>still dies first
Survival lesson 1: don't swallow condensed energy
NIGGER OF ADAPTION VS ENERGY OF BALLS
>>67650465
in english doc
A lot of people on this board think that First Class is the best X-Men movie.
>>67647980
what the fuck happened to brendan?
>Evolution happening to a single organism and not over the course of hundreds of generations
>>67650467
MMMMMM
Is there any reason why he couldn't?
*DING*
>>67650496
cuz it is senpai
>>67650332
Underrated post
>>67650450
i'm not a scientist if that's what your asking
>>67650332
bro, I mean like, his stomach and shit, listen to me, so when all that shit becomes like super strong metal or some shit then the glowy ball explosion doesn't damage his insides, but it goes out of his asshole really fast, so he becomes like a rocket and goes to the moon, you know.
>>67650528
>implying any of the x-men's mutations make any sense at all
>>67650567
>put gun to my head
>adapt to this
>pull trigger
>>67647980
>that pic
This shit has gone too far
>>67650496
Everything but 2 is trash
HOLY FUCK.
This guy "Darwin" is apparently a fucking badass in the comic books and even fought world war hulk.
ALSO, top kek:
" Sebastian Shaw forces an energy blast down his throat, causing him to internally explode despite BEING INVINCIBLE. Darwin appears to contain the situation by galvanizing yet he STILL explodes. "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(comics)#Film
Fucks sake. Is there any BETTER example of the trope of killing the black guy first?
>>67648091
Fuuuck I'm laughing so hard at the thought of bacon popping a watermelon jolly rancher into his mouth on set as a placeholder
he should've been a horseman instead of fucken psylocke, would've been great to see him
Why didn't he just spit it out
>>67648005
He didn't, he just turned into a being of pure energy and throughout the last while he's been learning to control himself in his new state of being. In Age of Apocalypse he will return at the end when all hope is lost. He'll show his new form, glowing bright blue and floating just off the ground. He will glance toward Apocalypse, and with a glint of sadness in his eyes he will make the slightest gesture with his hand and Apocalypse will explode into a haze of red gore.
All the world will worship him as a god and the age of superheroes will be upon us all.
>>67650332
>>67647980
Bren Bren isn't doing so good these days...
>>67650683
why does he look so sad in that image?
>>67650674
Agreed, except 1 is passable imo.
>>67650766
Is this a recent picture?
>>67650645
>implying they don't make any sense at all
Did you go to a catholic school or some shit?
>>67650722
kevin bacon was smart enough to make the energy ball taste like fried chicken.
>>67650790
It was taken at the Oscars. He was sent a pity-invitation.
Wait if his mutant power is adaptation then why is he a nigger?
DELET THIS
If he got pulled over by the police would he turn white?
>>67650693
rumor has it that during the first take kevin bacon jokingly said "eat the candy you fucking nigger" while putting a watermelon jolly rancher into his mouth.
>>67651147
>>67647780
>Adapt to this you fucking nigger
woah... not cool
>>67650683
He should come back as a Deus ex machina in the next x-men movie
>>67652359
>Sure, ONCE YOU FIX MY SKIN YOU FILTHY KIKE
>>67650465
>condenced energy
Sounds like he ate twelve dozens of MRE's at once so I don't blame the guy for exploding
>>67651271
well in actuality the watermelon jolly rancher had a lot of sugar in it, and he died from the beetus.
>>67647980
Holy fuck somebody put Brenny out of his misery already
>>67650332
You know the term spitfire?
Well shitfire.
>>67650816
>evolving psychic powers
yea ok
>>67652359
it was the 60s
that is what he would actually say
>>67648149
cucck
>>67649644
I love that they killed that fugly big-lipped nigger.
>>67649991
>shaw: "you will have a choice, to either be enslaved" *looks at black guy* "or rise up to rule" *looks at rest of the white people*.
>>67650398
Niggers deserve death.
>>67650549
BOYS
>>67650846
kek
What do you guys mean he could adapt to anything? What does this entail?
>>67651147
>>67648066
Kek
>>67652359
Suck a nigger cock, faggot.
That's fucking racist. Seriously, telling him to evolve?
>>67647980
He looks like a thumb
>>67650816
>evolving teleportation
>power to evolve
>black guy
>>67651147
Underrated
This is the best thread this board has had in weeks.
>>67647780
>have mutant power to adapt
>be a nigger in the 60s
>>67647780
blew his mind by redpilling him
>>67650683
that picture is disturbing
>>67647780
Why didn't he just spit it out? Nigga doesn't even need his superpower to do that, the fuck.
>>67650766
>>67650683
>during a fight with the goddess of death, his body adapts by becoming a god of death itself to become immune to deaths touch
>kevin bacons pop rocks too hard
>>67656986
haha, epic! you really fit in here, my friend :)
>>67657220
I'm fucking dying, Anon.
>>67650332
kek
>>67651967
he has that killer smile!
>>67648149
>>67648209
They went too far, but 2011 was a different time, after all.
>>67658200
In English doc
>>67651271
lmao
>>67655420
10/10
>>67650766
nightmare stuff
>>67647780
HE DIDN'T ADAPT SO GOOD
>>67650496
It was
>Magneto nazi hunter
>nearly no Wolverine
>nearly no "being a mutant is the same as being a homo"
>Charles/Eric bromance
>J-Law hadn't hijacked the franchise and was willing to put on the Mystique make-up
>>67650816
>weather control
>>67647780
>touching a black person
>>67650332
>freeze frame
>"You're probably wondering how I got myself into this mess."
>>67657220
Underrated post
>>67660880
fucking sauce dude
>>67648091
MAN OF KEK
>>67647780
>the nigga gets it first
Was First Class a horror movie?
>>67660899
No idea friend. Found it in a waifu wars thread on /a/.
Girl is pretty much Asuka IRL though. Makes my dick rock hard.Maybe her tits are a little big but that's fine.
>>67660880
who is this mattress actress?
>>67661257
What horror movies do you even know where the black guy dies first?
>>67661323
Fucking all of them?
>>67660880
Looks like Mary Jane from the first spiderman movies.
>>67661323
I hate to link to tv tropes but it's the most convenient sauce
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackDudeDiesFirst
>>67648149
Bad as Sam Raimi to be quite perfectly honest.
>>67651016
Because it may surprise you to know that black people are humans.
They'll eventually out breed and vanquish the inferior American white man.
>>67656576
Meh, I liked it when the sentinels slaughtered those inbred whites.
>>67647780
>WHITED
>>67656647
So do the American whites for their cuckoldey and inbreeding.
>>67656986
Edgy
>Adapt to this YOU SUB HUMAN APE
My black gf was rightly offended. That's the last time I see your movies, Vaughn. Fuck you.
>>67660880
wish I hadn't asked tbqh famm
>>67663659
>>67660880
methgoth can be cute sometimes
>>67647980
I'm dying
Is there a reason why he couldnt?
>>67663902
HE'S A NIGGER!
>Killed by Kevin Bacon in Xmen First Class
>Killed by Kevin Bacon in Death Sentence
Is that ever happened before in a film?
>>67657087
kek
>>67663718
>that
>cute
Kill yourself
>>67658861
Carlos!
>>67650816
>regeneration
>>67650101
Top fucking kek!!
>>67650683
What would happen if two Darwins fought each other?
>Adapt to this, you dumb fucking monkey
While I praise the film for accurately portraying racial discrimination in the USA during the 60s, I think that maybe Bacon went a little too far by jumping up and down whioe screeching like an ape after delivering that line.
>>67647780
*unzips dick*
