>"I'm a friend of your son."
>"I figured...with the capeshit and all"
Haha
>>67642422
Great thread.
>is that your wife's son?
>...Maybe
>>67642422
>I'm a friend of your son
I'd fuck Martha
It should have cut at "I figured" would have actually been funny
>>67642497
Same senpai, supe's mom is a total milf
>>67642422
But he lied to her, he wasn't Superman's friend.
>tfw the first movie I ever saw her in was Unfaithful
>tfw I was 13 years old
This explains my MILF fetish
>>67642422
>this is the only happy moment of the movie
can you prove me wrong /tv/?
>>67642422
I totally wasn't trying to murder him like half an hour ago.
>>67642582
When supes gives Lois the superdick
>the capeshits are coming
>the capeshits are coming
>>67642582
I'm pretty sure saving the world from imminent destruction left the survivors feeling pretty good, even if Supes died.
>>67642422
>quips immediately after a guy is burned alive and is still sizzling in the same room less than three feet away
B-but only Marvel does that!
>>67642629
THE CAPEKINO IS HERE
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
I find anything with Martha Kent or Alfred being snarky about Superman or Batman finally making friends funny.
>>67642492
That must be the deleted scene they're talking about. Takes place after the funeral where Bruce trying to console Martha, and succeed.
>"I'm a friend of your son"
>"I figured. Your dick size is similar."
We must fight back against capeshit faggots
>>67642511
Too bad I've seen it 5 times and every theatre laughed the most at her last line you stupid fucking nigger
--Superman watching from the distance.--
>I'm a friend of your son.
>Oh, he's adopted.
--Martha turns to the camera with a smirk and a wink making sure Clark sees. Cut to Superman freshly cucked face.--
