Capeshit Ultra Ranking
I know, my opinions are shit
Some films from the same series appear very close together. That's because they were very similar in quality, whether it good or bad.
There's a spin: I'm tired of MCU movies, this probably affected my ranking.
Debate, tell me my opinions suck, give your own ranking that includes that German Punisher movie and Spawn and Spirit and Kick-Ass (which I enjoy but it's ironic capeshit) if you want.
1. The Dark Knight (2008)
2. The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
3. Captain America: Winter Soldier (2014)
4. Spiderman 2 (2004)
5. Batman Begins (2005)
6. The Amazing Spiderman (2012)
7. The Amazing Spiderman 2 (2014)
8. Spiderman (2002)
9. Watchmen (2009)
10. The Wolverine (2013)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
12. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
13. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
14. The Avengers (2012)
15. Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
16. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
17. X-Men Days of Future Past (2014)
18. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
19. X-Men First Class (2011)
20. Ant-Man (2015)
21. X2: X-Men United (2003)
22. Iron Man 2 (2010)
23. Thor (2011)
24. X-Men (2000)
25. Man of Steel (2013)
26. Iron Man (2008)
27. Deadpool (2016)
//80,000 Miles Of Shit//
28. Superman Returns (2006)
29. Spiderman 3 (2007)
30. X-Men: The Last Stand
31. Fantastic Four (2005)
32. Iron Man 3 (2013)
33. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
//Lengths Of Shit That Are Not Measurable By Mere Mortals//
34. Daredevil (2003)
35. The Punisher (2004)
36. Elektra (2005)
37. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
38. The Green Lantern (2011)
39. Ghost Rider (2007)
40. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
41. Fantastic Four (2015)
42. Hulk (2003)
//1 Eternity Of Crawling Through the Carcasses of every living thing that has died//
43. Catwoman (2004)
Future Predictions in next post
>iron man so low
>looks like marvel shilling
>actually because marvel over saturated the market so much
>>67642308
>iron man below BvS
DCucks please, this is getting pathetic.
1.Danger: Diabolik (1968, Bava)
2. Hulk (2003, Lee)
3. Punch-Drunk Love (2002, Anderson)
4. Superman (1948, Bennet/Carr)
5. Flash Gordon (1936, Hill/Taylor/stephani)
6. Unbreakable (2000, Shyamalan)
7. Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (1972, Misumi)
8. The Incredibles (2004, Bird)
Future predictions:
>Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Easily top 5
>X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
Possibly the Best X-Men movie, though not better than The Wolverine
>Suicide Squad (2016)
Hopes of a Top 10
>Doctor Strange (2016)
Down there with Ant-Man
>The Wolverine 2 (2017)
Can't top the first, maybe better than all X-Men movies still
>Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2017)
Probably just as good as the first
>Wonder Woman (2017)
Has great potential, this one is more mysterious than the others. Better than MoS though.
>Spiderman (2017)
Depends on how CA:CW goes
>Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Probably better than the first 2
>Justice League Pt. 1 (2017)
Better than BvS, why so close to WW?
>Black Panther (2018)
Meh
>The Flash (2018)
Depends on how JL goes, probably better than MoS though
>Avengers Infinity War 1 (2018)
Better than GotG, better than AoU, probably better than Avengers
>Ant-man and the Wasp (2018)
Better than the first, but still just not all the good.
>Aquaman (2018)
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Captain Marvel (Marvel) (2019)
MCU please stop
>Shazam (not Captain Marvel) (DC) (2019)
love Shazam, could be very cheesy though. Hope not. Either really good or a total flop.
>Justice League Pt 2 (2019)
Depends on how all the other DCU movies are. Probably alright though. I hope Superman turns evil a la Injustice to prove that BvS has just a little bit of dignity. Darkseid is cool too though.
>Avengers Infinity War 2 (2019)
Are we done yet?
>Inhumans (2019)
Fuck, no we aren't. Literally who?
>Cyborg (2020)
Who the fuck was that in BvS, the guy in the portal? Who talked to Batman as he was sleeping? Or whatever? Who knows. Oh yeah but Cyborg could be cool.
>Green Lantern Corps (2020)
When the last commercial airs for this movie's BD/DVD release, world peace will finally be achieved.
Pic related is from a /co/ thread.
>TAS saga higher than watchmen, bvs, gotg, dofp or antman
>thor sequel not shit
Pic related is what the Justice League series should be, more or less. Clean it up a little by taking certain characters away
Nowhere near the best DC story, but I think it's a perfect for the screen.
Ya I know, I'm biased towards DC.
But, even in 2008 I didn't like the first Iron Man film.
>>67642308
did a retard make this list?
>27. Deadpool
what the fuck?
>4. Spiderman 2
this movie was dogshit... every spiderman movie after Spiderman 2002 was trash
>Batman 1989 not #1 not even on the fucking list!
Get fucked OP
>>67642452
>DCuck
>Top Ten had 6 Marvel films
>Avengers, Thor DW, GotG, CA:TFA above BvS
>MoS so low
Okay friend
>>67642572
Not retarded, probably don't have as refined tastes as all of you though.
Any superhero movie before 2000 is not included. That was before all of the series that we no consider "capeshit"
Obviously Batman 1989, as well as the first Reeves Superman would be very high on the list.
>>67642308
>Mazing Spiderman and 2 in top 10
Stopped reading
>>67642452
Also, if you are referring to the series as a whole, you can't seriously be defending IM3?
If you are just referring to IM, that is less about quality and more about me just not enjoying it.
>>67642722
Give the rest a chance, friend. I wish those could occupy one space. like I said, movies in the same series have blurry lines between them. That's one of those cases. TAS was a great film the two times it was released.
>>67642308
Dude, Captain America 1 is shit. EASILY the worst phase one movie, and that includes iron man 2. It has become so overrated since Winter Soldier came out.
>>67642308
6/10 bait cause I believed you for a sec.
TAS2 ranked 7 and Thor 2 higher than Avengers/Ant-Man/most things its higher than gave you away, for next time.
>>67642857
Maybe I'm remembering it incorrectly then. I was not wholly sure of where I should put that, maybe I need to watch it again. Honestly aside from the objective shit ones, which for being memorable from being shitty, that probably is the least memorable. So you're probably right.
>>67642927
Thor 2 suffered the same fate as CA:TFA. I barely remember it, needed a place for it.
Really should have just left those 2 off.
>very entertaining
spider man 3
amazing spider man 2
>didnt hate
nolan batman
deadpool
>awful
rest
>>67642308
>dark knight rises
>#2
You blew your load way to fast bro, you atleast gotta take your time.
>Thor 2 is in eye sight as soon as you look at the list
>>67642567
>implying they'll even cast most of themI just hope Stephen Amell will play Oliver Queen\Green Arrow
>>67642308
>he watched 43 capeshit flicks
Kill yourself senpai.
>Doctor Strange
>July 2016
That's got to be out of date, right? Doctor Strange can't really be coming out in July. We haven't even gotten a single teaser for it.
>>67643716
Its november 4.
(ps:v for vendetta reference)
>>67643635
Who do you think will play Scorpion and Man of Steel version of Superman?
