So did Unkar Plutt rape her when she was a child? Why did her parents leave her with this monstrosity?
THICK
>>67639944
brilliant thread m8
Her father was Luke, right?
And he was like
>yeah, those space jews seem like a pretty good family, why would I leave her with rich and powerful Leia or something
?
She's a Kenobi. Unkar is related to Dexter Jettster, so they figured he would be trustworthy.
nevar forget
>>67640475
I thought old Ben died a wizard.
>>67640569
The best was always "APES... DO NOT WANT... WAR."
>>67640586
he had a gf who was like the queen of Mandalore or something
>>67640475
>Dexter Jettster
Star Wars fans will defend this name
>>67639944
Sex doesn't really exist in Star Wars.
>>67640618
Is that canon or EU fanfic?
>>67640692
canon
>>67640692
It was in the Clone Wars cartoon, which means it's "barely canon".
>>67640475
Obi-Wan's voice during her lightsaber-induced acid trip "These are your first steps." She's related to Obi-Wan in some way. Being a Skywalker is almost too obvious to be true.
>>67640769
Maybe Obi-Wan raped her mind.
>>67640769
her being a kenobi would be a nice twist desu, though the autists will rage
>>67640475
Obi Wan has been dead for more than 30 years.
>>67639944
no she wasn't fucking raped shut up
she's pure :3
>>67640858
and? she could be his granddaughter
>>67639944
Would you rape a female of Plutt's race?
>>67641017
I think I'd rather die a virgin.
>>67639944
Fun fact it's implied in the novelization that Plutt lusts after Rey. He calls her names like "good girl" and goes out his way to be slow as possible when inspecting her work just to keep her around a bit making Rey extremely uncomfortable with their meetings.
>>67639944
Shabby blue will tell us
>>67641157
but he owned her since she was a child, didn't he?
>>67641157
If I was her I'd take his dick... he has a dick right?
>>67640769
yeah it's pretty interesting but Star Wars is a Skywalker affair
if anyone was gonna be a Kenobi or have a surprising heritage it would have been Kylo Ren
>>67641157
HOW DARE HE?
>>67639944
what do you think when the character's surname is a portmanteau of butt and plug
>>67641283
So not only did JewJew rip off ANH, he's ripping off themes from APM?
>>67641443
>a Skywalker affair
that was Lucas, it's time for some Disney's OC
>>67640769
When the fuck did lightsabers become wands from harry potter?
Shit just used to be a really gnarly laser sword that could could through practically anything and deflect blasters
I wouldn't be surprised if it started talking to Rey in the next episode and replaced Boyega as her companion
>>67641496
Disney want to nothing more than play it safe and pander to pre-existing fans
Star Wars will always be a Skywalker affair
>>67641509
I thought it was her feeling a connection toher past life when she was being trained as a Jedithat triggered it
>>67641592
The only thing that got triggered was me
How the fuck would that lightsaber be connected to her past life anyway if the hobgoblin had it stashed in her basement for god knows how many years?
>>67641703
it's a mystery
>>67641443
Kylo is a skywalker, Rey can be a nobody
Rey needs to a Skywalker so she can make more of them.
>>67641836
Kylo is Solo m8
>>67642032
t. retard
>>67642085
t. nigger
>>67640423
He looks so stupid
>>67642191
But he's packing 9 inches.
>>67639944
What did she mean by this?
Nice! Love me some more capeshit threads
>>67643907
then make a non-capeshit thread, dipshit
>>67641836
True, Kylo is a Skywalker. Rey is a Palpatine.
>>67641925
She doesn't have to be a Skywalker to spawn more of them idiot.
>>67643859
so jedis be ninja fighters now?
i dont remember any other jedi doing ninja moves, ever
>>67640690
>Sex doesn't exist in Star Wars
>Posts alien sex slave species
>>67643859
nothing
This is my fetish
>>67639944
>all works of fiction now contain realistic amounts of rape
How fucked are all of you're waifus?
>>67646292
pretty much fucked
>>67639944
kill yourself
>>67646342
Why?
>>67640475
>>67640586
>>67640618
>>67640766
>>67640769
>>67640800
Obi-Wan solo movie will have him travel to Mandalore and fuck the queen before her origin is revealed.
Mark my words. It's like poetry.
