>nobody cares about clark kent taking on the batman
HAHAHAHAHA SO IRONIC BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS WAITING FOR THAT SINCE DECADES BUT HE'S ALL LIKE "HURR NOBODY CARES M8" HAHAHAHA FUNNY MOVIE XD
I KNOW RIGHT
>>67633290
HAHAHA A BLACK GUY IN A TIE THAT ISN'T WAITING FOR HIS HEARING HAHA FUNNY MOVIE XD
>>67633290
>An Alien and a Terrorist fighting doesn't make the news
>>67633290
HAHAHA NOICE JOKE, OP.
HAVENT HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!
GOLD!
>>67633290
HA HA HA RED LETTER MEDIA ARE MY HEROS TOO :)
OOH! WHAT AN IRON GRIP! WOULDN'T WANT TO MESS WITH THIS GUY, RIGHT BRUCE WAYNE? WOULDN'T WANT TO BE OPPOSED TO HIM, AGAINST HIM... "VERSUS" HIM EVEN, THAT SURE WOULD BE A PICKLE!
>>67633290
>be DC
>only be about muh quips
jesus
>>67633794
Why are Lex memes the best?
>batman vs superman
>BATMAN
>vs
>SUPERMAN
>one fighting scene
>THIS ISN'T 1938 CLARK
Fuck you Perry you goddamn piece of shit. Your shitting editing is running this goddamn paper into the fucking ground. If this was 1938 you're black ass would be shinning my big red shoes. I ought to rip your asshole in half with a blast of my eye lazers. Settle down Clark you can always fly into space and cry.
>>67633860
Because Lex in this movie represents your average male in his 20s - obsessed with memes, quirky, motives are unclear, critical of everything and everyone, wants to be the center of everything, and would absolutely detest a Messiah coming to earth. Sound like someone you know?
board for containing capeshit when
>>67634938
Add hates minorities and it sounds like me
>>67633290
The quips in BvS are just juicy. No wonder Reddit loves it.
>>67635127
So you're basically a stormfag.
Well I suppose Lex was autistic, and paranoid