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What's the worst documentary you've ever seen?
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What's the worst documentary you've ever seen?
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your mom's interracial porno
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>>67627064
you already posted it op
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A tie between Blackfish and The Invisible War
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>>67627064
pretty much any neo-nazi shit /pol/ has ever recommended
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You posted it, but I guess Hot Girls
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Yo what's wrong with Super Size Me? That's a great doc.
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Making a Murderer

Avery is guilty, the bias is ridiculous
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>>67627242

/pol/ is a board of peace and has good recommendations
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Anything by this fat fuck
More specially bowling for columbine
The outright lies and manipulation in it is astounding
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DUDE, I ATE 10000 CALORIES A DAY AND GOT FAT. WHAT THE FUCK'S IN THESE BURGERS?
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>>67627305
McDonalds food is really not that bad for you
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American Movie
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>>67627367
Oh, so you guys are pro-McD's?

>>67627366
This actually made me laugh.
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>>67627367
No food is inherently bad for you as long as you're counting calories
>TFW permanent dreambulk
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>>67627305
Hey guys, did you know eating large amounts of unhealthy food makes you fat
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>>67627305
The guy overate in order to gain way more weight than he would have otherwise. He also feigned sickness and impotency.
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are vegans the worst people on earth literally ruining a happy meal for people? this documentary proves the answer is yes.
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wwoww
how was I supposed to know i was going to get fat

I only ate 3 meals a day

bugged food mechanics
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>>67627367
*clab clab*
God bless libardy and burgers :--DD:D
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>>67627305
Watch Fathead.
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>>67627404
>impotency.

>when you dogging a bitch but that 20 piece McNuggets start gurgling
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>>67627389
>what are macros
Good luck making it
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>>67627419
He actually ate more than that, or at least inflated his portions in order to gain more weight.
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>>67627424
>>67627385
Most people I know who go "hurr evil murrikans and their fast food" are alcoholic chainsmokers, eating the same greasy shit their mother/wife makes them
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Michael Moore is pretty shit all around, makes the freak of the week history channel documentaries look like the World at War by comparison.
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To be honest, they should've tested to see what happens when the guy ate 2000calories of McD's. Everyone knows you get fat from eating too much, but it would really show the other effects.
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>>67627389
What are cardiovascular diseases.

Their food is heavy on salt and saturated fat. Salt increases bloodpressure, saturated fat clogs up your blood vessels.
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>>67627064
Religulous

Bill Maher is a comedian, why is he pretending to be a historian?
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>>67627305
>eats enormous amounts of food
>"See McDonald's made me fat!"
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>>67627476
You sure showed them, Jimmy
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>>67627419
Uuuummm okaaaay.

Online big mac, nothing I could do.
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>>67627508
>this is the only thing Americans got from the documentary
No wonder your country is fat. Do you think 3000 calories of chicken, rice and broccoli is the same as 3000 calories of McDonald's?
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>>67627482
Apparently Fathead does that
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>>67627504
This was pretty funny desu. I remember my dad praising it, he is a Christian now lol
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zeitgeist
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>>67627064
Honestly the parts in that doco that weren't just him gorging himself nonstop were actually not too bad. If it had not done or toned down the eating maccas nonstop part then it would have been a lot better.
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>>67627578
It was actually pretty good. He just drank iced tea or water, burgers without cheese and got apples instead of fries. He lost weight and was pretty healthy.
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>>67627064
This movie is the reason why maccas doesn't get to do happy meal toys of Disney franchises.
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>>67627574
Yes.
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>>67627632
His girlfriend was really obnoxious too

Should've cut her out
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>>67627574
Calories in vs calories out dictates your weight shit lord.

Now the quality of food, alongside exercise level, will dictate what type of weight that is.
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>>67627574
As far as weight gain is concerned?
Absolutely. Arguing otherwise makes you a retard.
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>>67627064
documentaries are inherently shitty. but good pick op that was impossible to sit through.
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You guys are fucked defending McDonald's. I'm not saying that you guys should think Ronald is the devil or anything wild, but if all you get from Super Size Me is incredulity about the health aspect, than maybe you're dumb.
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>>67627574
You will get fat if you eat 3000 of brocolli and not exercise.
Which is what he did.
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>>67627676
Oh god I forgot about her, now it's flooding back.

>"Ham is pretty great."
>"Yeah, and I'm sure crack is great too, doesn't mean I'm going to try it."
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>>67627574
>chemicals are magically different depending on where you eat them

50gram sugar and 50gram protein are don't become more or less
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>>67627574
Of course not but the dude just shoved his face with McDonald's while not even giving a second thought about the calories

Yeah I could add the whole "he also didn't exercise " but he mentioned being on a "American" diet even though no one goes to McDonald's for 3 meals and go large on every single meal
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>I hate America!
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>>67627578
Spoilers he lost weight.
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>>67627722
You won't get a good balance of chemicals if you are eating at fucking McDonalds look up CT Fletcher
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>>67627064
>/tv/ always shits on this

Every complaint of "Hurr he just ate too much" convinces me you haven't seen the movie, and that you're a tubby babby who loves fatty treats. Even if you disagree with what he did in terms of eating, the actual facts he provided regarding the fast food industry are fascinating. Also, while food is not inherently bad for you, it sheds light that fast food, which markets itself to seem almost loving, yet one meal alone makes up almost half of the average human diet, yet it's ingredients ensure that it felt like a snack.
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>>67627305
Moron detected. I bet you also enjoy the films of Michael Moore.
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>>67627574
Carries are calories.

Google: professor Twinkie diet
A nutritionist ate nothing but junk food and lost 27 lbs. to prove a point to his students
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There's literally nothing wrong with giant corporations selling junk food to poor people.
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>>67627685
>>67627688
>>67627713

Yeah, so do you think a food that:
>has excessive amount of salt and fat
>gives you spiked energy
>de-motivates your body to be active

Is better for you and children, or food that:
>has good macros
>gives you energy trough the day
>motivates the body to work

You have to be seriously dumb to actually believe that McDonald's is good for you ik any way. But I guess years of commercials does that to a person. Whats even sadder are all the athletes who sponsor McDonald's, but would never be where they are today by eating there.
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Zeitgeist

hands down.
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>>67627786
Did you not read the thread?
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>>67627707
Because McDonalds isn't evil, it isn't terrible food that will kill you. Unless you eat 5000 calories of it a day and dont fucking exercise.

The fact is, Spurlock is an asslord that targeted mcdonalds because it is an acceptable target, rigged the system to get the results he wanted, lied about how he did it, so he could use emotional terrorism to sell his point of view.
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>>67627812
He ended up skinnyfat, that's almost worse than being fat. How delusional are you people?
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>did you know fast food contains calories
>eats a lot of fast food
>see i am now fat
>problem, atheists?
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shouldn't even be called a documentary
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His doc was fucking retarded. You can do it on everything

>eat 4000 calories worth of broccoli
>get fat
>BROCCOLI IS BAD FOR YOU GUYS DONT EAT IT
>get praised
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>>67627824
Where did I ever said it is good for you? As far as weight loss is concerned it's the exact same. If I eat 3000 calories in fruits, complex carbs and lean protein and have an exercise regimen of 3 times a week I'll gain/lose the same amount of weight if I do the same exact regimen on a 3000 calorie diet of mcdonalds.
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>>67627854
That's largely dependent on genetics and body type. Ectomorph plz go.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFVF3MJNOHg

this fucking organic propoganda


and on the flip side the best doco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzyafieRcWE
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>>67627920
>4000 cal of broccoli

nigger do you know how much broccoli that would be?
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>>67627966
More so, could you imagine how much you'd shit?
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>>67627939
>genetics
>body type

Hahahahaha, see you on tumblr next year
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>>67627786
Please watch Fathead and have every single one of your arguments destroyed.

Morgon Spurcuck is an idiot with an agenda.
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Zeitgeist was literally shitposting: the documentary
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>>67627925
Perhaps, but now ask yourself, if you ate McDonald's that only spiked your energy. Would you be able to work out as good? You wouldn't. Those are some of the effects of fat food. It gives you little to no energy, it makes you tired, etc.
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>>67627966
5.7 kilograms according my math
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>>67627901
DUDE
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>be vegan for years because your gf
>dude the first thing I'm gonna eat is a double quarter pounder lmao
>oh god look at me throwing up, this food is so disgusting!
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>>67627920
>Eat 1 burger
>Eat multiple kilos of a single vegetable

WOW ITS JUST AS BAD
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>>67627424
Man, it's been ages since I last saw a proper spurdopost
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>>67627947
Basically any anti-GMO documentary is shit. There's nothing inherently wrong with GMOs, just greedy kikes in Monsanto.
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>>67628030
So if I eat 3 sushi rolls I'll have more workout energy than a Big Mac? Might feel less queasy from all the lipids but that's about it.
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>>67628070
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>>67628156
You will also become autistic from all the mercury
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>>67628050
>filename
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>>67628159
I don't get it
STEEL is heavier than feathers
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>>67628392
yes but look theyre both a kilogram
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>>67627574
Basically yes, from the point of view of gaining or losing weight.

But from the standpoint of a sustainable healthy diet, I'd prefer option 2.
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>Fat fucks eating a single big mac
>Not eating $10 of subway sandwiches everyday
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Mostly anything from Michael Moore as said before.

It's a shame because his cinematography, editing, narration and atmosphere are not all that bad.
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>>67628843
We all know Jared's secret was fucking teenage girls. They're very energetic.
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king of kong
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>>67628412
but looking at the size that's cheating
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>>67628199
You are autistic from all the mercury
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>>67627901
IIRC it did bring up a good point, how the test showing that weed kills brain cells was from them letting monkeys only breathe smoke, effectively suffocating them.
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This burger school system i swear... Food is more than just calories. Vitamins, minerals, salts, fats etc. If you eat only mcdonalds your body is not having all the good stuff that you need.

Yes you lose weight if you only eat mcdonalds and its under 2000 but its not healthy or good for you body. For example the salt will fuck you over if you keep eating fastfood your whole life.

Calories are calories yes but there is more than just that. Are americans really this stupid?
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>>67629854

The average american is far from suffering from vitamin deficiency. Salt isn't all that bad as long as you're getting plenty of potassium.
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>worst documentary thread
>OP posts "America:the movie"
>no one talks about anything else
Everytime
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>>67627064
There's that anti-vax doco shitcanned from De Niro's film festibal.
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>>67627208
>>67629928
I didn't think it was that bad
Why'd you hate it so much? What did it lie about?
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>>67629666
Satan check. Nigger
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>>67627242
Get out cuck.
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>>67629854
I don't think anyone is saying that McDonalds is the ideal meal, it is retarded to thinl that by eating it every single day without exercise wouldn't cause you any fucking damage. Also he super sized everything wich made it over 2000 calories per day.

The general point is that le evul McDonalds isn't the issue here, a culture that accepts fat fucks is.

t. Spic who know his country also suffers the same problem and it has a much more lower density of fast food chains
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>>67627574
3000 kcal of broccoli might be poisonous.
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Every single Monsanto documentary misses the point and starts talking about new age muh natural organic artesanal crap.

Anti vaxx is simply stupid and wrong

Anti evolution "" "" "" "" ""

Michael Moore is a fucking sensationalist, talentless hack who only show how fucking bought the film industry is. It's not even that I disagree with everything he says, but he sure has a way to make other people look stupid while not actually building a coherent argument. Yes bush was an idiot but that doesn't mean 911 was literally his family fault because muh CIA training insurgents. While bashing people for saying video games and music caused columbine, he literally makes the same argument about how it is the fault of muh guns. Fuck him and every single cuck leftist weasel.
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>>67629131
Nah, it was all the running he had to do to catch the kids.
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