Commercials that annoy the living shit out of you.
All Geico or Progressive ads.
Every GM ad
NOTHER SCORCHER annoyed me as a kid.Now I just miss those days.
THE FUCKIN BURGA KING HOT DAWGS.
That heinekin one that claims you're a loser and a drunk for having more than one beer.
>>67611275
>tfw a commercial for central air means more to me than all the toy commercials
Watching TV in America is fucking intolerable I don't know how you can stand it
they used to show this on funimation every commercial break
>>67611744
Funimation has a tv channel?
Does it come with Uverse? I'm genuinely intrigued by this.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
PHIIIIIIIIIIILLLL!
>>67611800
I don't know. I only ever watched funimation because my friend's landlord had it in his cable package. Nothing they had was very good except Serial Experiments Lain, but it was still fun to watch while smoking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl3ufZi0GBQ
I still crack up watching his commercial
>The only device that's TRULY hands free
That's a very bold claim Joe.
>>67611800
I love commercials that portray life without their product as hell.
Those interminable commercials for dragon text-to-speech
AND I CANT CHANGE
EVEN IF I TRIED
EVEN IF I WANTED TO
All commercials are dogshit.
>>67611993
fuck you, i liked that one
>>67612626
You probably enjoy looking at unflushed toilets too.
>>67609928
>white race hangs on desperately for life
lol
NATIONWIDE FIFTEEN MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU FIFTEEN PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE
- Flo, Allied State Farmer's Insurance Corporation
AAAAAAAAANNND THE TIGER POSTER
Any Northeastern American's remember Catskill Game Farm?
> You'll find adventure at Catskill Game Farms
> Adventure is in our nature
> Talk to the animals, then you'll see
> Just whisper in their ear
> You'll be surprised just what the know
> A kitty, llama or deer
> Buffalo are in the know
> They shout it loud and clear
> You'll find adventure at Catskill Game Farms
> Adventure is in our nature
>>67612767
read that in his voice, jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI
>>67612917
Who is that voice actor anyways?
He used to be in everything.
>>67612861
I got you fäm
When I was a kid, my brothers and i used to watch the infomercial for Ron Popeil's pasta maker. We watched it over and over for some reason, going as far to remember most of it word for word. We often discuss Terry Scott from Kiwanee, Illinois, who made Cajun Linguine (which he noted looked great, and smelled great, too). I wonder if old Ter-bear is still alive...
>>67612861
damn bro that name brings me back
>>67611275
.................
.............I'll call now
>>67609928
Currently
>'should I stay or should I go' Hotel commercial
>'anyway you want it' Mattress commercial
I swear these commercials were gone for a few years and then they came back. These fuckers just need to die already!
Whatever happened to Matthew Lesko, the guy who told us how to scam the government for cash and wore that awesome suit with question marks on it. Miss that dude.
This fucking shit plays CONSTANTLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnDgZuGIhHs
>>67613677
He's still around. Vice did a piece on him.
>>67613677
I always called him the riddler as a kid
he's still around but lost that wacky 90's charm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPC3mLNL3B0
>ITT Tech commercial
>guy has a chrome dome and/or soul patch
>guy has homely/obese wife
every damn time
>>67613756
>>67613762
That makes me feel better.
>>67613739
this
>>67611800
>she fills the cup
>they still panic anyways
Kek
>>67613739
Never seen this
BOOK
CHECK IT OUT
GAS PRICES GOIN UP SKY HIGH
DON'T YOU WANT THAT KIND OF BRAIN?
BIG TOBACCO BE LIKE
*obnoxious dance music*
>>67614845
i personally love commercials that cater to millennials. kind of proves how bad their generation is. For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTM1lYOKo5Y
haha white males in their 30s are so lame amirite?!
>>67612084
"white people" the ad
>those obviously scripted Chevy commercials that pretend to not be scripted
>those obviously scripted Droid commercials with people dropping their phones
>>67611275
>so painfully badly acted even small children could pick up on it
MY BRAND
>>67615005
She's a qt
PULL THAT PEACH
no seriously kill yourself if you think that commercial is funny.
>>67612767
>marketing knows autists interested in this crap generally love cats
Pretty brilliant tbqh
They keep changing the kfc man.
CHICKENMADRAS
Kill that bitch, please.
LEMME GET A McPICK 2
> mfw ghetto nigger talk is now a marketing strategy
Crawfish shorts
I like your style
Passages Malibu
>Passages Malibu is not a 12 step program, take it from me I was an addict for 10 years, now im not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96XdnN6bNE
>>67615169
PeyPey's commercials are fine
>>67615103
> pan faced retard
> """""qt"""""
>>67615134
it's only been two dudes, norm macdonald and jim gaffigan.
Most coca cola commercials are annoying. They try so hard to look cool
>>67612767
;__________________;
the nostalgia
>>67615167
>not ordering by chunkin up the duece
> AND NOW I'M NOT
>>67615177
that guy went back to being an addict
>>67615244
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67614940
>haha white males in their 30s are so lame amirite
they are
>>67615200
my standards are admittedly low, thanks for reminding me, Anon
>>67615401
> Projecting: The Post
fucking nerd lol. us 20-somethings are eons cooler than gen-xers. you fags may have created the internet, but WE perfected it.
>>67615447
I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you.
I might need that baldness shit one day, so it doesn't annoy me.
>Ashton Kutcher: "Would you rather tell your parents how you lost your virginity or drop your phone lol xD
>Queue roasties and chads going :O
FUCKING HATE NORMALFAGS
>watching Better Call Saul
>low-budget 4:3 legal ads start playing
>>67615784
>watching Better Call Saul
there's your first mistake
>>67615784
I've recently seen ads for strip clubs that I remember seeing in 2002.
>>67612973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Elliot_(voice-over_artist)
>>67609928
>watching commercials
>in 2016
How fucking stupid can the average /tv/ poster get? It makes no sense why you wouldn't stream or torrent all your shows.
>>67612767
that moment when the weird ocean worm pops up and eats the fishies, goat commercial desu
>>67616013
>streaming media
Fucking plebs i swear
>Instigates and escalates a bribe
>Talks shit to the guy who got bribed
Maybe poachers aren't all that bad.
>watching Spiderman on tv
>commercials starts
>this plays
Jesus was that really necessary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5--S1hK6OYc
>>67611800
>Does it come with Uverse?
yes but cost extra
>>67612087
god those are fucking annoying
>Yo nigga, get yo worthless ass off da couch and go to skoo
>>67616083
I only stream shit on hulu if it has no commercials, if it does then I torrent it. Fuck marketing.
>>67616083
>torrenting media
idiot
>>67614430
Oh fuck you for reminding me
>>67616444
oyy veyy good goy, watch commercials that break the tension of anything you are watch, oyyy veyyyyy. Dumb fuck.
>>67616328
NIGGA ISS EZ
>Compare the MAAAAARKET dot com
>siiimples *squeak noise*
Why does Britain have to be the king of annoying adverts?
>>67611318
every time it played it was always fucking sweltering in the house
fucking jews and their TV magic
>>67613739
theres some kind of pro pedophilia undertones in this ad. How this got past the the screening group is astounding.
>>67616703
FOOOOOD, GLORIOUS FOOOOD
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPAfh_2Cdlk
In Britain, we had these adverts for the Confused.com car insurance company. Every time, I'd have to hear that parody of YMCA. Nevertheless, it did get somewhat catchy after a while (plus loadsa fanservice)
But their latest advert on the other hand...
>>67616925
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KTTTbUCxj2o
Now instead of the song and major boobage, we get this fucking cunt robot and his dwarf family. I swear to god, this fucking advert has ruined Sugarhill Gang's Apache for me. Whenever this ad plays, I don't want to #jump on it. I want to go and angrily rape a cactus. Fuck this advert. Fuck all British adverts. I hope ISIS hurry up and bury my shitty nation six feet under.
>>67612861
God I thought I blocked this out
they used to play that and that Jamaican block island commercial on my local fox station like a hundred times a day
>>67613677
remember when Andy Dick did a skit being him on his mtv show?
that one where he had a sleepover with Master P and he keeps offering him "schmores"
I miss watching commercials on TV
I hope Netflix starts giving us ads between episodes and movies
>>67614940
>meme machine, meme machine, I'm a motherfucking meme machine
Seriously, why the fuck do these stupid Yank advertisers still grasp onto these tired 2009 maymays?
>>67617057
My dad really hates modern adverts but he likes this one and was disappointed when he couldn't find a toy of Brian.
>>67617158
Put down the crack pipe and walk away.
>>67615292
>implying he ever stopped
>>67611993
I have a theory that Geico ads are all commercials made for other things that weren't used for whatever reason and they just repurpose them by recording a voiceover that shoehorns in a car insurance reference.
>>67617180
No offence buddy, but your dad sounds like one of them middle aged mums who unironically collect Minion figures
>never saw this commercial until a few days ago
>turns out it's from fucking 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EwxxCijSbA
>>67616166
yeah when did Chester Cheetah go from lovable outlaw to snooty manipulator?
>watching the telly
>this ad comes on
GO COMPAAAAAARE
>...
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>67609928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HtSLF4vlrk
E V E R Y C H R I S T M A S U N T I L Y O U L I K E I T
>>67617057
I fucking despise that Robot. It's on all the fucking time, who's going to buy those shitty robot toys?
I hope anyone who made this robot gets killed in a car crash, it infuriates me so fucking much
WE BUY ANY CARS
Who /DISCREETPOCKETCATHETER/ here?
>>67617247
Not even, he's worn out, pining for his youth of the 60s and 70s and I'm fairly certain he's depressed. He just really likes that one advert.That said, he does have a collection of these.
>>67617324
Shut the fuck up! Do not remind me of that millennial tripe!
Anyone remember "PROMO CODE: THELEAGUE"?
>>67617158
Fuck off, fast. You've got Hulu for that.
GOT A JOB!
JUST CALL THE IRS!
>>67617470
That one got on my nerves but I haven't seen a JG Wentworth commercial in at least a year.
Did he go out of business or something?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6rpquQ8NfM
After hearing it 50 times, this song now leaves me triggered like Chanty Binx at a screening of Magic Mike
>>67617323
Only thing worse than the robot are those fucking soviet meerkats. My poor old nanny loves these mongrel rats to an excessive degree. It's like the minion worship on Facebook.
HEEEEERE THEY COME!
>>67609928
blue tax
Remember this ebin commercial XDDDD
>>67615086
I miss this one.
>>67617684
CLICKETY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK
>>67617721
Found a picture of it
Lionel coin bank
Lionel coin bank
FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY
Anything Taco Bell puts out is the fucking worst.
This may not seem annoying to some, but I hated that Sainsbury's advert about the 1914 Christmas Truce. I think that Charlie Brooker sums it up best:
"Millions of young men were slaughtered during the First World War – “body-bagged for life”, in Sainsbury’s parlance – and doubtless as they lay dying in foreign fields, gazing down at what remained of their mud-caked, punctured, broken bodies, gasping their final agonised breaths, it would have been a great source of comfort for them to know their noble sacrifice would still be honoured a century later, in an advert for a shop."
"Next year they’re doing the Sharpeville Massacre."
this shit drives me crazy. They flash pictures of Ahmadinejad and Muslims while saying Israel is in turmoil and they need you to donate today!
>>67618024
Where the fuck do you live
>>67617911
FUCK YOU I READ THIS IN HER ANNOYING VOICE
>>67618024
>>67618067
for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5pJiqfIt3w
/pol/ would freak out
I fucking hate whatever car company uses the Car Fox in their commercials, it hasn't made sense since the first commercial and it's been unfunny and annoying since its inception.
Hate that faggot fox's fucking voice.
>>67617863
save your money
save your money
>that Wendy's commercial where they said "memer"
>>67618205
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67618205
>>67618024
oy vey! THOUSANDS of holocaust survivors are freezing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCUM6ws_nJk
>>67617949
>Bill, I'm shot! I've got shrapnel through my chest.
>Ron! No!
>I'm done for. Promise me...
>Yeah?
>Promise me... that I'll be remembered.. in an advert for a shop...
What the fuck were Sainsbury's thinking? This is worse than those 9/11 themed adverts. I feel awful for the British and German soldiers whose deaths were monetised by this shit.
>>67611275
Cool.
>>67618248
Israelis are in desperate times, goyim! The people are starving from fighting terrorists! Donate a food box today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l1aPzeBAWU
saved by zerooooooooooo
Is it possible to have become desensitized to advertising? I literally can't think of a single commercial I've seen recently. And I watch plenty of TV, I think I've just gotten good at blocking that shit out of my mind. Any time I see any form advertisement I subconsciously turn my head and think of something else
>>67616925
Good god... I remember these adverts. They were really inappropriate for car insurance adverts. Weren't these broadcast before the 9:30 watershed?
>>67618275
>9/11 themed adverts
Like that Budweiser one with the cart and horses?
I haven't watched a commercial in almost 3 years I think. I don't have cable and I just watch all my shit online with adblock.
>>67616166
I actually pointed this out when he was like "You deserve to be fired"
FUCK YOU CHESTER YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT
PUPPY
U
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P
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MONKEY
O
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K
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BABY
A
B
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>>67612084
There's a reversed version of this with "Deal with it" as his sunglasses fly back on, anyone have it?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6N_gQPYIM
Did he really just rhyme wait with pirate?
>>67616328
y'all KNOW WE DIDN'T BECOME KINGZ N SHEEYIT BY SITTIN OUR LAZY ASSES ON THEY MOMMA COUCH ALL OUR LYFES
>>67616211
No way this is real
>>67618205
this didn't conjure up an image of an assassination at all!
>>67616925
You guys have some weird ads for your Haribo candy as well, it got localized here like a year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2IkZZmd6RA
>Butchering a classic Wizard of Oz song to use in your sleazy university of phoenix ad
Bitch if you had a brain you wouldn't be going to a scam school, would you? The worst part is that the ad is 2 minutes long. Try sitting through that.
>>67618652
The baby voice one? God I hate it.
>>67618244
The "its a trap" smoking meme ads
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze5FPLZ0CE0
>>67618687
i kinda like this one, it's cute
>>67618748
>the 2009 outdated memes
>>67618687
My mom hates this one
I'VE GOT SOMETHING...FOR YOU
https://youtu.be/O4-e4nlfdRI
This advert just annoys me because i'll never have sex with her. <:L>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBBlC-FYLA
>>67618687
>women actually having brains
kek
>>67615005
I have a feeling she'd be either really eager to please or shy about her looks. Either way that turns me on.
>>67618420
>You know, for kids!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6bpN6A6yc8
>>67618838
I'll just go ahead and have a seat right over there.
This advert pisses me off due to the raging boner that it generates.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPegBgq1iIY
>>67618687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FYGmMzwJRA
That cable company commercial where that faggot asks for help moving from friends the day he decides to move.
For my Canadian bros.
HI IT'S RICHARD KILLEN AGAIN
>>67618996
that's quite alright, she's 18
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
This is why I fucking hate American advertising. These fucking spacks keep slapping outdated memes onto a product to sell to the lowest form of casual Reddit scum. It's like watching the most autistic faggot possible try to promote his own meme on /s4s/. And I thought Britain's adverts were annoying! This American maymay advertising is a steaming bowl of fucking Yankee Dankey Doodle Shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApwxlX6ToE
>>67615086
10/10 ad
>>67611231
this desu
>>67615086
>i have special eyes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxvGVljows
>>67619180
Thats a burn alright
>>67617949
I like that they portayed the british soldiers as fresh face volunteers when the british soldiers involved in the 1914 christmas truce were career soldiers from the BEF who joined up in peacetime(kitchener's volunteers didn't arrive on the scene until 1915)
not only were they the edwardian equivalent of the people who sign up for the bennies and the opportunity to shoot brown people but they were most likely veterans of the mobile opening moves of the war and the race to the sea
>mfw I've been torrenting for so long I have not seen a single one of the commercials itt
>exception: guy in question mark suit, but it was so long ago doesn't count
>>67617244
I think the guy is just a failed sitcom writer
I mean didn't they try to turn those cavemen commercials into a tv show
>>67618935
>black guy is holding watermelons
Haha
>>67617949
I think you are being a little too dramatic. Yeah, the event is obviously being exploited to sell chocolate, but its a famous christmas story that the kindness people can show and its a nice heart warming story
>>67619675
We Wuz...desu senpai, I used to fap to the female characters in these ads
>>67619330
Jesus Christ
>>67619725
Fair enough. Maybe I did overreact. It just offended me too much because I know a friend whose descendent died in the Western Front.
Thought you guys might like this article.
http://priceonomics.com/how-esurance-lost-its-mascot-to-the-internet/
>>67609928
this is the only commercial that should annoy the shit out of anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
>>67619833
To be fair the first thing I did when seeing one of those commercials in like 2007 was Google port of her
>Paying to watch commercials
>>67619802
You know a dude who had a descendant who in fought in WWI? lmao get out of here grandpa.
>>67609928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWHUKe_-7Mo
>>67613739
this has finally stopped airing in my area in NYC a few weeks ago
praise jebus
>>67619885
>implying
two years ago i went into my upstairs neighbors house while he was out and ran a tv cable into his cablebox- free cable, and if hes noticed he's too beta to say anything
>>67619875
>Google port of her
>>67618838
>>67619981
Does he never turn his cable box off?
>>67620003
fuck off my stupid normalfag phone has autocorrect
>>67620039
rarely, i had to go without cable for like a week in december because he was travelling or something
It was kinda funny when it first came on - like 7 fucking years ago
>>67617470
This shit, every time.
this bitch
> JE SUIS LA JUENE FILLE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prg_SVBfFWw
>>67620364
MUAAAAAAAAH THE FRENCH
>>67611231
this
fuck car insurance commercials
POR QUE NO LOS DOS????
>>67617534
He finally achieved his dream of purchasing every annuity in America
>>67619802
>I know a friend whose descendent died in the Western Front.
>descendent
w2c friends born prior to 1880
although the last boer war veteran died in 1993 so it isn't impossible for a 4chan poster to have meet someone who was born in the 70s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyF8KaVyt8
Carl
Yeah?
It stinks in here!
You're gonna have to wash this whole room!
Are you kidding? Wash it!
Let's wash it with febreze!
PROPERTY OF DRAGON.
I don't know what the fuck it's even advertising but it always wakes me up.
>>67615086
shit taste
>>67620364
>American version
>>67618687
This, Dear Lord, at least attempt to be on key instead of thinking your talk-singing is cute or even auditorily appealing.
>>67612767
>scientifically accurate information
>featherless trex
does advertising work? it seems like it pisses people off more than anything.
>>67619106
Speaking of Canadian ads.EVERYONE LOVES MARINELAND
https://youtu.be/0Kg1u46VfzQ
damn I want my real money now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69mzA-3xE-Y
>>67616328
>git'cho ass down to ebrest infistute and git'cho GED
>>67615058
My autism pisses me off when the kids all want too play plants vs zombies 2 so the dude give then tablets and takes about the cars WiFi.
Also calling having to have your seat belt on to turn the radio on a "feature" is the dumbest fucking thing ever.
>>67619833
Fuckin' hell, this takes me back.
the unbelievable amount of insurance ads on australian TV
I hate all pharmaceutical commercials.
I hate watching drug companies try and force their shitty drugs for middle-aged people that will kill them faster than their normal illness with one dozen side-effects
I hate psoriasis cream commercials. Fuck you people with psoriasis who are clogging up air space with your worthless skin disease.
I hate antidepressant commercials for middle-aged housewives who are failures at life, and feel regret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GvYI4VdVEI
>>67609928
Has any bald anon tried bosley?
>tfw my dad used to be in car dealership commercials
>>67616328
and he ended it with like "yo man, come on... its easy..." and shakes his head and walks away
>>67614798
Are we gonna have tolerate that damn commercial during the playoffs?
>>67614845
CASH!
>>67617821
OH GOD FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL
WE PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU DIAL 7 DIAL IT 7 TIMES.
>>67609928
can fix his hairline but you cant fix those fucking ears jesus christ monkeyboy
I'M KEVIN KURGIS AND I'M A LAWYER
FOR GREAT, LOW RATES YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME.
Where my Chicagofags at?
>>67613739
>I can't change, even if I want to
I understand the sentiments, but it's a terrible motto.
>next year-1
>not using a money clip
>>67623862
The best part is that the blind one is the only semi-decent Bernstein.
The beta-Berntstein and lady-Bernstein keep the father's kikeness.
>>67612767
>implying they weren't gonna send me the elephant issue as a gift
>>67613739
We get it, homosexuality is okay, you don't have to throw that in our faces like we're stupid
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!
>>67624027
The Ad Council is just continuing the long standing tradition of being less effective with tax payer paid propaganda than if they just filmed themselves flushing 18 million dollars down the toilet every fiscal year.
>>67624086
I like how it implies we can't differentiate men and women by their bone structure. Even the retarded girl would be slightly different from her normie sister.
who /8005882300/ here
I remember this roofing commercial that played on radio like 10 years ago, and it always ended with
>WE GO THE ROOF ROOF ROOF, WE GOT THE ROOF ROOF ROOF
>redhead in the forest
this one was cute the first few times I saw it, the next 500 not so much
>nigger family in the forest
same shit
>>67624137
I miss the Empire guy, always wanted a comfy show to be narrated by him and Alex Trebek.
>>67624117
CALL JG WENTWORTH. 877-CASH-NOW
>>67617470ONE LUMP SOME OF CASH THEY WILL PAY TO YOU
