How could anyone even like this movie?
Well written coming-of-age storyline. Fantastic soundtrack. Decent acting. 7.5/10
Oh wait, this thread's gonna be full of redneck whining isn't it....
>>67599916
who knew that rednecks used the internet
movie sucked you nigger get over it
nobody likes black people not even black people.
>>67599756
>ITT: Fly over states
the only part of the movie that I really didnt like was that he solved the problem of the blood bully gang with a gun.
like he didn't shoot anybody, but he used his wits to outsmart the rest of his problems. its only a minor thing though. other than that, it was a pretty good movie.
>A$ap playing a crack dealer
>talking about 90's rap
shit was nice
>>67599976
Is coleslaw just redneck salad?
>>67600076
dude coleslaw is just being lazy
>>67600076
is grits snot? is grizzle the part of the meat where even the dogs refused to eat?
Nigger
>>67599916
>The only people who can hate this movie are whites
That's pretty racist anon. Poc can speak for themselves.It sucked, not even worth Chanel Imans tits.
>>67600181
>talking shit about grits
get fucked
>>67599756
if you live in california, which I do
was pretty gud desu senpai
>>67600213
Pork's feet is the stuff we threw in the garbage.
Nigger cuisine is comparable to the prawn diet.
>>67600266
>still talking shit about grits
get fucked faggot
DUDE IF I WAS WHITE WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK ME THAT QUESTION LMAO
Garbage teenager movie
>>67600181
Do you enjoy eating egg & mayo sandwiches with the crusts cut off?
>>67600308
>still a nigger
Why haven't you hanged yourself yet?
Are you waiting for a white man to come and do the job for you as usual?
>>67599756
>How could anyone even like this movie?
Educated middle class Black people who actually have both a mom and a dad with a job?
>>67600347
WE WUZ KINGS WHITEYYYYY
KANGSSSSS
>>67600335
>Niggers think they can make fun of white people food when their diet consists of the garbage we refused to eat
>>67599916
It's funny cause niggers actually hate this movie. I have a black friend who's really into black tumble and they destroyed this movie because the girl he falls in love with isnt black enough fucking lmao. Apparently pharell produced this and they called him an uncle tom coon and shit
>>67600185
Look through this thread and you'll see my point has been made for me. :^)
Great movie ruined by that fucking horrendous voice over at the end.
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>>67600347
did your bull not come today? ;^)
Cause it's a well made, well written comedy. 7/10
But since we're on /tv/ I forgot that it has black people so that automatically makes it a 0/10
>>67599916
This
>>67600390
Clean up your post and I'll give you a proper response.
>>67600442
>>67600429
>it was a masterpiece but it would have been better if the plot, writing, acting, and directing were good
>>67600465
Fuck off nigger. This is clearly a shill thread anyways.
muh muh muh viral advertisement
WE WUZ MAD MEN AND SHIT
>>67600491
Who are you quoting?
>>67600526
Guess you were just afraid of my potential counter-argument, eh? Also, learn to talk like a normal person.
>>67600584
>talk like reddit so we can shill this terrible movie pls
frig off black
>there are people in the current year who are still rascist
wow, I bet you guys dont even have a gf.
lol thats SUPER pathetic :^))
>>67600649
Oh, so normalcy=reddit now? You keep lowering the bar for yourself, anon.
>>67600700
>thinks it is normal not to say nigger on 4chan
Yeah you're from reddit.
>>67599756
Yep man, it was "whatever".
Wanted too much, what especially can be seen at the end.
I thought it was pretty good senpai, soundtrack is dope as hell
>>67600729
Not that guy but you express yourself like some spastic retard here >>67600526
>>67600700
>triggered by the word 'nigger'
>thinks he's convincing anyone hes' not a shill
>>67600729
>priding yourself on having the vocabulary of a 14-year old gamer
As I said earlier, ya keep lowering the bar.
>>67600825
At least I'm not a nigger.
I really like the setting and mixing high school/coming of age plot with a wrong man story, but the plot really lacked anything to make it worthwhile
The music choices were also way too obvious
>The World is Yours when in a rich guys house
>Home is Where the Hatred Is when he's thinking about his shitty home
>What's the Scenario when a weird thing happens and he doesn't know what the scenario is
>Freak on a Leash when he gets freaky with a girl
>>67600843
Neither am I. But I'm sure you'll come up with some slur to refer to me by. It's in your nature. :^)
it's easily a 9/10 film
>>67600819
Do you enjoy hiding who you really are from mainstream society? I've never had to, so I can't relate to your anger.
Nah it was pretty damn good, you're just a fag
>>67600913
I'm not angry.
But this movie is about niggers and it is a bad movie. A really bad movie and everyone getting triggered by the word nigger proves that this is a shill thread.
So fuck off niggers.
>>67600880
Is cuck a slur? Because you seem like one.
>>67600372
So like 20 people?
>>67600978
>someone is actually waisting their afternoon posting this shit tier bait in a thread with 19 other posters even though nobody is taking it
You have a sad life
>>67600992
Thank you for giving into your nature and proving my point.
>>67600843
you're honestly acting more niggerish than the actual savannah goblin you're arguing with. Hang yourself
>>67600846
They played Korn during the sex scene?
That dyke in the movie looks like the pornstar halona vog.
>>67599756
why would you watch a movie about niggers lol
>>67600978
>I'm not angry
>Proceeds to type out angry rant
Are you even self-aware?
>>67600913
>I have safe opinions and refuse to think about things that differ from the narratives being pushed during that specific time so I don't have hide any opinions from those who claim to be my friends
Wow you're clearly not an empty person.
>>67599756
It was alright but their band's song was fucking shit. Really embarrassing to listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAdh9KT7wM
Also the message at the end was really confusing and again a bit embarrassing. Rather than condemn the black guy who got to power and used it to exploit teens, he condemns the white system because "IF I WAS WHITE WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK ME THAT QUESTION? HUH?!" kinda got up its own ass there. Anyway still a decent movie overall and Lenny Kravitz' daughter is smoking hot.
>>67600309
That was the dumbest shit they ask everybody that question when applying to any college
>>67600390
No. It was produced by Whitaker and this chick. They also produced Fruitvale Station.
I'm sure Pharrell probably endorsed it though.
Were there any other cameos by rappers? I only remember asap and tyga
>>67601084
>someone is actually wasting their afternoon shilling a shit movie and getting triggered by an anon on 4chan for using the word 'nigger'
You're a fuckin cuck boyo.
>>67601090
No problem friend.
>>67601155
Forgot pic
>>67601138
One sentence isn't a rant. You guys getting frustrated that he refuses to stop calling you niggers is true comedy at this point.
>>67601140
>What, you don't fling your poop at people in public!? You conformist sheep lead empty lives!
>>67599756
I disliked it as well. Tried to like it it was just... Ugh. The ending monologue was a nail in the coffin.
>>67601222
She looks like she fucks niggers.
>>67601290
>Tried to like it it was just... Ugh.
faggot lol
>>67601253
It was an angry rant. He even tells me to "fuck off" at the end, lol.
>>67601283
triggered
>>67601348
whatever you say cuckboy
>>67601294
She definately takes nigger dick 24/7.
DUDE MOLLY LMAO
DUDE BITCOINS LMAO
DUDE CLINTON ERA LMAO
DUDE RACISM LMAO
Its tryhard as fuck
>Ctrl+F "nigger"
>18 instances
It was a well-made movie with interesting characters. If you dislike the movie just because MUH NIGGERS N SHIEEEET, you're a fucking basketcase.
>>67601476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAdh9KT7wM
>>67601090
i hope you die nignog nigaloo nigface nigger
>>67601476
It was a sloppily made movie with a hamfisted social message. It didn't bother to tackle any real issues.
>>67601476
nigger
19 times now
You should go back to the sjw haven and cry about it.
>>67601579
Thats a valid criticism. NIGGER NIGGER KEK isn't
>>67601665
This thread is clear viral marketing. Bombarding the thread with nigger makes you shills understand that you're not welcome here.
9/10 film tbqh
>>67601733
>Bombarding the thread with nigger makes you shills understand that you're not welcome here.
Read aloud what you just typed and I guarantee you'll want to hang yourself.
>>67601733
>implying 4chan ever welcomes anyone
>implying a television and film board isn't THE place to discuss movies
It's been statistically proven that liberals have higher IQs than conservatives. So I'm not surprised by the stupidity of your post.
>>67601797
It makes me want to hang niggers famalia
So is Malcolm's extreme shyness real or was it parodying something? I found it really weird. Like you ask him a question and he'll stutter 10 times before he finishes his response
>>67601854
Boy those are some smart fuckin baristas I tell you whut.
>>67601665
Black people didn't even like this movie. It has no audience. Whites are supposed to like it but don't because the main characters are black
>>67601912
And we appreciate the hard work "y'all" do to drive the trucks that transport our produce. Thank you for your service. *salutes*
>>67601917
>Black people didn't even like the movie.
Not true btw.
>>67601984
>he thinks liberals produce anything other than more debt for themselves
>>67601984
Wait do you think that the majority of farmers/manufacturers are liberal? Shit nigger you're just as dumb as this movie you're shilling for.
>>67599756
Because they aren't racist
>>67601867
Wow so edgy XD
>>67601873
The dude is a nerd, practially a white kid, living in an area filled with bloods and dope dealers. The beginning of the movie makes this point pretty obvious
The movie's fun right up until it gets preachy at the end. Nobody was even thinking that shit. 7/10
>>67602223
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.
>shit normie pandering movie has black people
>normies defend it by calling everyone who doesn't like it racist
classic
>>67602421
He's a nerdy black kid. Not white. The default of everything other than black isn't always white cleetus.
>>67602421
>The dude is a nerd
A nerd who's fit as fuck, even though all he does is ride his bike.
>>67602458
You do hate black people. It's not like they're wrong.
>>67599976
Um, everyone uses the internet. It's 2016.
>>67600378
Do you actually take the 5%ers seriously?
>>67602545
>Um
Kill yourself
>>67599756
The poster says it all. The Netflix preview pic of them singing on stage says it all. Utter pretentious "ra ra blacks can b soft and smart while being hip" shit.
>>67602447
You're trying too hard libshit.
>>67601917
>IMDB 7.3/10 with 46,000 ratings
>no audience
>>67602524
I don't hate anybody or treat them differently because their skin is a certain color
that doesn't mean that this movie is good
>>67602607
>even with all those shill accounts it still couldn't break 7.5
Now that is a shit movie.
nigger
>>67600526
>>67602489
>"malcom and his friends do white people shit"
>getting good grades
>taking the SATs
>applying to colleges
>>67599756
Are you white?
>Black people movie
>>67602026
It is true. Go ask black tumblr or black twitter what they thought about dope
>>67602607
>46,000 ratings from a country with 300 million people, at least 120 million of them with internet access
>on a planet with 7 billion people
I'm not good at math but I believe that less than 1 percent of earths population has rated this movie
No audience. Real blacks hated it, white people didn't care for it. Hispanics literally gave 0 fucks about it
>>67602489
Obviously he's not a 100% white nerd, but despite doing some gangsta shiat, him and his friends were probably the whitest people in the movie
>You should take me because I earned a lot of money selling drugs in my teens, if I wasn't a nigger I wouldn't have to write this essay.
That ending was pretty stupid.
>whites/asians/hispanics don't see it because its yet another Black People Problems movie
>Not black enough for mainstream black culture appeal
personally didn't go see it because its about some weird black kid dressing like its the fucking 80's but its the 2010s or some shit and there's drug dealing involved?
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>>67603073
I'm black and I liked it. Liked, not loved. But I've been here since '06 so I'm more 'black 4chan' than anything.
I think it captured the atypical black experience pretty well, while also being a funny movie. But I think any movie that tries to pass of 'original music' as good is always retarded. It's this really shitty trope that exists even though it takes fucking fairy dust to make a good band and a hit song but movies try to sell us that this one they put together in an audition room is both.
Also that speech at the end was hamfisted as fuck.
>>67601142
I loveeeeee in the chorus where they say "ohhhwhoaaa" in the background lol.
>>67602656
Sure thing southerner
>>67603287
I'm brown and I really enjoyed it. As did my brown friends.
>>67603431
You know we're more tolerant to blacks and have more of them around than you democrats, right?
>>67602913
Asians do those things. If anything he's acting Asian. White isn't the default. Only in your racist mind.
>>67603256
YEE HAW YOU TELL 'IM CLEETUS
Niggercore trash.
You have to be a nigger to enjoy it.
The scene at the end with the Dean went over my head. How did he blackmail him, and how did he not get in deep shit for that?
>>67603469
I've been to the south. You're constantly shitty to them. Whereas I work with a few and just treat them like people.
>>67603431
>>67603514
>flyover state cucks whining about "southerners"
alternatively
>coastal communist co-op cucks whining about "southerners"
How's that cultural enrichment going for y'all
>>67603350
http://youtu.be/jc6_XgtOQgI
>>67603474
Fair enough, but the movie establishes these things as "white people shit" within the first 10 minutes. Of course white people arent the only ones who do this shit, but saying Malcom and his friends are into "asian people shit" probably wouldnt have been as funny (even though malcom reads manga).
Besides, most of the humuor of the movie comes from the fact that malcom is nerdy and awkward as shit and not exactly "full on nig" like asap for example
>slippery slope scene
>>67603350
You completely nailed the song thing. One big exception is this Japanese film Fish Story. The song is pivotal to the entire narrative and is actually a really solid punk song. Not world changing as the story says but convincing enough
>>67604698
>someone else has seen fish story
Such a good film
>>67603670
Some other anon pointed this out, but if you pay close attention, Larry Bird snubs him on the left, while Buggin' Outs' sneaker is scuffed on the right.
>>67604867
Fish Story is probably the only film rec'ed to me on /tv/ thats really good and otherwise unknown,not just "underrated"
>>67600072
A$ap rocky is a surprisingly decent actor
>>67600072
>the only part of the movie that I really didnt like was that he solved the problem of the blood bully gang with a gun.
I loved that scene, personally.
The kid got his shit kicked in by those bullies on the regular. And they were going to just walk away with the cash that he needed to save his own ass.
They basically broke him.
Rocky was the best part.
The first half was good, second half was a little dumb especially the monologue, felt really hamfisted and poorly done, especially cause it doesn't make sense because colleges do ask white people that question
Also the dumb girl was annoying I was glad when she got btfo about the white guy saying nigga by her two friends
>>67599756
it was good up until the point they started dealing
>>67600442
Movie was good until the faggot goes to that drug dealer and he tells him to sell it in a week or 2, then it becomes meh
The shitty ending that seems to say, "If you aren't a nigger and follow your own way, you are an Uncle Tom" and "you wouldn't ask me if I wuz white" voiceover shit killed the entire movie though
i wanna fuck zoe kravitz
Why did the director think anything afte meeting the drug dealer was in anyway good?
>>67607388
Because he's a faggot that thinks every movie about black people needs to be a civil rights statement
>>67600390
>and they destroyed this movie because the girl he falls in love with isnt black enough fucking lmao.
>Tumblr is so far up their own asswipe that they discriminate against light-skinned black women
Jesus fuck.
>>67600846
>Rebel Without a Pause when he's trying to hide the crack bag from the cops
Any movie that expects me to worry that a black teenager won't get into college because of their race is invalid. It literally has no basis in reality.
>>67602489
It's a common thing for ghetto blacks to call nerd blacks white.I should know since it's happened to me a lot.
i liked it but the ending was pretty dumb.
I was okay with the selling part, but the convoluted shit with bitcoins and bank accounts was dumb. I didn't care much for the love plots ending or the monologue
>>67607936
Especially considering colleges have actual quotas to accept minorities
And why the fuck are we supposed to cheer for him? He has a chance to get into a college and leave his shitty culture at home behind but he gets super into all the crap he was shit talking earlier in the movie and we're supposed to cheer for him? That's stupid, he acts like a victim even though it was his choice to do all the illegal stuff
>>67599756
It doesn't represent true black culture
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>>67600843
Huhuhu very funny bro, but I've finally have enough of your fuckin stupid rassism. We get insulted day by day as "niggers", "apes" and whatnot by idiots who will sit in front of their pc all day for the rest of their lifes. I may be a "nigger" but today I got a mail from the embassy of uganda, telling me I'm the last male descendant of a wealthy tribe there and I can claim all of it if I can pay the taxes for it in uganda. So fuck you faggots, I already sold my car and a lot of other stuff, paid the 10000 bucks and will book a flight today. I'm out (and soon rich)
>>67601161
Vince staples was in it too
