>mfw I want to go see BvS but am worried about getting randomly selected for penis inspection again
>>67587007
If you're an ugly greasy fat dude, I wouldn't worry about failing.
>>67587007
It's not random.
Just wait it out on the cinema showers, that what's what me and my buddy do.
Show the ticket ripper or whoever inspects the penises before you are asked to show yours. They'll appreciate you taking the initiative.
le benis inspection xDDD
>>67587191
What if it's a pretty girl?
>mfw the inspector discovered my chastity cage and called in the manager who decided it was a weapon and not only was I not allowed into the theatre, but they also called homeland security and I've been detained at guantanamo ever since
I still haven't seen The Force Awakens
>>67588459
And they only let you shitpost on /tv/. I thought they did something about the human rights violations there?
>inline for the cinema
>spotlight of the watchtower stops directly above me
>mfw
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>67588459
Better to be on camp x-ray than watching TFA fäm.
>>67587007
>mfw my eagle died three years ago
>mfw my mother's husband makes me carry his anvil into the theatre only to fail inspection forcing me to hold both our anvils for the whole film.
What do penis inspectors even look for?
>>67588780
For penises, silly.
>>67588780
Discrepancies
>>67588780
High quality penises.
>>67588780
Make sure your pubes are trimmed and penis freshly washed and powered. Also don't turtle if selected. That's a sign of guilt and will get a mark on your permanent record.
>take my seat nice and early
>movie starts
>attendant approaches me
>he wants to clean out the bird cage above me
>have to stand up while he cleans it
>guy behind can't see and starts swearing at me
>bird gets pissed and starts screeching and rattling the cage
>spills water dish on the woman in front of me
>everyone in the cinema has stopped watching the movie and is turning and glaring at me
>attendant finally finishes and lets me sit down again
>have a sip of my drink
>it's full of bird seed
>>67587007
>mfw I want to go see BvS
YOU DUN FUCKED UP
>>67588893
There are people who powder their dick? What sort of powders do they normally use?
>go to watch BvS
>no theater shooters because the movie got such bad reviews
A little disappointed desu. Could have used some real excitement.
>>67589328
I used to use Johnson's baby powder but recently switched to Fresh Balls. I've aced my last 4 penis inspections since.
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