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Wouldn't superman's cumshot kill Lois Lane since his
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Wouldn't superman's cumshot kill Lois Lane since his muscles are so powerful?

This is a serious plothole that needs to be explained.

She could theoretically explode
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>>67585077
That was a stupid plot in Superman 2 that needed to be erased.
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>>67585077
He has an orgasm denial fetish.
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>>67585149
maybe he just goes outside and shoots one into the earth

He couldn't do it in his hand because it'd be like being hit incredibly hard by another kryptonian
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>>67585077
He uses kryptonite condors.
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>>67585233
>condors.
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>>67585301
>cums into a condor
>it explodes in a flurry of feathers
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He actually can controll his cells to release the amount of sun force he wants so he can actually cum at a perfect controlled pressure.
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>>67585679
so are you saying he could use his cum as a projectile weapon more powerful than anything we currently know?
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>>67585705

Why didn't he just kill Doomsday with that?
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>>67585741
that's a good question

you know he could even create physical projectiles to place on his penis and then cum so it launches them at incredible speeds

he could have tipped it with kryptonite and killed Doomsday
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>>67585741
Because Doomsday has a hyper regenerative system that can never truly die and works on Saijin rules, if you kill him, whatever you did to do that, he'll be nearly immune to it when he comes back.
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>>67585233
>>67585301
samefag
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>>67585077
His powers are not physical, they're bioelectric fields.
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>>67585886
so you're telling me that him cumming in Doomsday and making him explode might become an option for defeating him one day?
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>>67585384
>flurry of feathers
>Flurry
>Feathers
Wow, go back to fucking >>>/mlp/, Horsefucker.
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