Would you like some chocolate cake?

>inb4 fix my damn door

File: 1458457778361.png (417KB, 451x588px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

417KB, 451x588px

>tfw no qt slav lanklet gf

Indeed, I couldn't understand why he cared so much about MJ when this girl was next door and clearly liked him. Pretty, sweet, and into you. What more do you want?

>>67580044
You forgot to finish it.

'Would you like some chocolate cake, FROM MY ASSHOLE, SPIDERMAN?! LICK MY ASSHOLE YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAK (tm)"

I don't know how Raimi did it, Drag Me To Hell wasn't even this raunchy...

>>67580165
>What more do you want?

The thing you can't have

File: 1456884548707.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

3MB, 640x360px

>>67580144
>tfw

>>67580044
She's a fucking dog.

Where has Tobey been?

File: zk.jpg (61KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

61KB, 600x800px

>>67580325
uglycute girls are the best girls

>>67580044
>No, what I want is you bignose kikes to get out of my fucking country. You know Hitler had the right idea with you slimy heebs, you destroy every nation you've ever attached your parasitic, transient "culture" to throughout the entirety of history and I don't want to see mine suffer the same fate. And don't even get me started on niggers, spics, gooks, and ragheads.
seriously, what was raimi thinking here?

>>67580398
fuck yes

File: 1429507246928.jpg (33KB, 268x265px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

33KB, 268x265px

>>67580199
im sad now

File: 1382993401429.gif (2MB, 360x240px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

2MB, 360x240px

>>67580144

We would be so perfect together. She could go out and pull plows and make money, I could stay inside at my computer and eat chocolate cake all day.

>>67580165
Found the douchebag

Sure, right after you FIX MY FUCKING DOOR YOU KIKE.