>try to watch the new capeshit to keep up with /tv/ memes
>no singles policy in effect
>get turned away and laughed at
Thanks /tv/
no one cares you anime fag
You can't meme with the big boys
>>67542758
buy the tickets online
>>67542758
>no singles policy in effect
Where the fuck does any theater ever do this?
Is this an American thing? You'll literally not be allowed to watch a movie if you come alone?
>>67544204
California
>>67542758
Just post an ad on craigslist and offer to buy your companion a free movie ticket.
Or just get an escort, this way you have something do after the movie.
>>67544256
That's messed up. I can think of plenty of reasons besides being a sad lonely worthless sub-human, that you'd go to the theatre alone.
But yeah, buy your tickets online, there's basically no reason why you wouldn't these days anyway.
>>67544204
Most states in america
>>67544282
They charge extra for the girlfriend experience though. Even whores don't want to smell you for three hours.
>>67542758
Man K-on! was so much better than Batman vs Superman
>no singles policy
>Not going with mommy
How fucking pleb are you?
