>character pours fresh cup of coffee
>drinks it immediately
>>67374838
>Anachronisms
e.g Peaky Blinders. Show I enjoy but I fucking get pissed with the music, electric guitar riffs lmao.
>>67374838
>Breaking the stablished rules. Or inconsistencies in general.
e.g. Toy Story: All toys go still when Andy enters room in order to not be caught.
Buzz is positive he is not a toy, still freezes when Andy walks in.
Fuck
>>67374838
>Bad guys shoot entire clips, hit nothing
>Good guys shot a couple of shots, kill bad guys.
>>67374838
>Not sipping as soon as you pour as the taste it the freshest
>on the phone
>hang up without say bye
Fucking annoying
>>67374838
>watching film
>realize it's actually digital video
dropped
>>67375109
e.g.2. Pacific Rim:
>Entire movie talking about the importance of 2 persons being compatible.
>Idris Elba easily pairs with australian guy.
>OMG Idris Elba, you can´t ride the jaegar, you can´t stand more radiation, you will die.
>Striker Eureka does not have a nuclear core
>>67374838
>Movie tries to make us beleive the main character dies at the beggining or half-way through.
>Movie tries to make us believe main character dies in a flashback scene
>>67374838
>character pulls up in car
>gets out
> headlights on (in an older car that obviously doesn't have auto headlights)
>leaves all windows down
>doesn't lock car or even have keys in hand
Also:
>Character arrives home
>Beautiful big house with 2 car garage
>Parks $80K car in driveway to be left outside overnight
Every. Fucking. Time.
>characters order food
>never eat it
>or just leave it to go onto the next scene
Look I know eating sometimes takes multiple takes, which requires the actor eat a lot but...if your going to involve a place where people eat. ACTUALLY EAT THE GODDAMN FOOD.
>fight scene starts
>both guys are giving and receiving constant blow by blow gutshots spleen hits
>somehow able to last MINUTES of constant mano e mano fist fighting
I mean I get that the choreography needs to look good but nobody needs a 5 minute fight scene, it's almost like nobody has been in an actual fight in their life.
>>67375368
>at the beginningJohn Wick
>exciting movie is announced
>directed by Zack Snyder
>is she with you?!
>I thought she was with you!
>>67375164
>good guy gets shot: it's in muscle, not bleeding badly, no long term damage and they can grit their teeth and keep going
>bad guy gets shot: dead
>>67376736
Literally the only joke in the movie, apart of the movie itself.
>villain isn't white
>you head the sound of a casing hitting the ground after a revolver is fired
>>67377056
do they even have foley artists anymore, or is it just a sound board with the gunshot #3 button?
>people brushing their teeth and putting their lips around the brush like a cock
>spitting in the sink and not rinsing it
Fucking disgusting
>>67378078
Only if its a well made movie do they have a foley artist.
>>67377056
Don't those old percussion cap things have casings? I've seen a youtube video of someone firing a Colt Navy IIRC and he had to dump out some kind of casing after every shot
>>67375492
It's about continuity, not making them eat. That first bite needs to be a first bite every time
>>67374838
>a woman says anything
thank fuck for the mute button
>>67374838
>rely too much on cg effects
>somehow cg and digital effects look worse than they did 15 years ago
>Character is playing a modern video game console
>Atari sounds are used along with the actor constantly flicking the stick and buttons to represent him playing
>>67379900
Don't forget frantically dodging back and forth in their seat
>>67374838
>Americans drinking that stale, watery drip filter filth they call coffee
I almost vomit whenever they pick up those pots full of pre-brewed coffee that's been sitting there for god knows how long
>>67380180
nah, /r9k/ is full of dickheads who think getting a gf is a good idea
>killing dogs, little kids, or babies for shock value
Whenever it happens I just want to turn the whole movie off.
>people take multiple hard hits to the head
>never get knocked unconscious
>get to a capeshit movie 3 days after coming out and 20 minutes before trailers
>only seats left are front row
>character gets a coffee in a cup with a lid on it
>handles it in a manner that shows it's clearly weightless
>show or movie make fun of product placement by making fun of it by being too obvious(like in Wayne's World)
>They're real brands so it still technically is product placement
>>67375368
>>Movie tries to make us beleive the main character dies at the beggining or half-way through
i can't help but imagine you watching psycho in the cinema in 1960 and laughing dismissively at the shower scene
>>67380212
desu it disgusts me irl when I hear people talking about how "delicious" their charbucks cup of sewage is satisfying at all.
>>67375288
>nuclear core is analog
>electronic battery/power source is digital
>pure elements are stronger than alloys
>>67380738
i feel like you missed the joke of that scene.
>>67374930
thank. you. has to be one of the worst scores ive heard. had to quit after the first episode... which is weird, because The Knick is top 3 shows for me and has one of the most modern, electric scores of any show ever made
>>67378876
Kill yerself, nogunz.
>people get shot multiple times and their body moves dramatically rather than flopping immediately to the ground like limp meat
>>67374838
> character takes a taxi
> jumps right out afterwards without paying
>Character is in his house (or somebody else's
>Leaves his shoes on
>guy gets in parked car
>immediately takes off
>no engine starting, no gear shifting
>>67376286
That's why I love this fight scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XvRMJML7gc
There ia actual distance between them
>>67376790
Yeah anon you are extremely right.
>>67380375
Killing animals is such a cheap way of making plebs cry
>fades when they are not pleased.
>show to many action, and it didn't let the audience think.
>doesn't use the silence in any part of the movie,
>jumpscares
>camera is always moving or shaking
>fade in to first scene
>movie starts in the middle of an action scene
>something exciting about to happen
>cut to black
>2 weeks earlier...
>>67374838
>>67381638
Have you seen any lars von trier film?
>>67381736
you a nigger?
>>67374838
>liquor is obviously either water (vodka) or iced tea (whiskey)
>everyone keeps decanters of liquor readily available
>>67375288
>Idris Elba easily pairs with australian guy.
Is this bait?
>>67374838
HOW YOU FUCKING AMERICANS NEVER END A PHONE CONVERSATION WITH BYE OR ACKNOWLEDGING THAT ITS TIME TO END THE CALL> YOU JUST FINISH A SENTENCE AND FUCKING HANG UP!? WHAT IF THERE WAS MORE TO SAY!?!?!!? WHAT IF THE OTHER PERSON KEEPS TALKING AND YOU'RE GONE!?!?!? WTF IS IT WITH NOT ENDING A PHONE CALL PROPERLY?!?!?
>>67375109
It's because Toy Story is Andy's hallucinations before he dies of brain cancer. The second and third ones are in limbo. Watch it closer next time.
>>67375164
>bad guy and good guy continuously make amazing one bullet shots and kill people instantly through out movie.
>5 minute shootout where they cant hit each other and magically out run bullets.
>character orders food
>food arrives
>something comes up that can easily wait
>he leaves without even touching the plate
>character makes cereal
>pours the cereal in the bowl before the milk
EVERY DAMN TIME
>>67382504
that's how you do it you retard
>>67382231
>it was all a dream all along
Fuck off.
>>67380375
This.
Fuck you Once Upon A Time In America, Breaking Bad, GoT and all you other baby killing fucks out there.
>>67380542
>people get hit in the head once
>out cold
>>67380645
This always bothers me. Why don't they have special weighted cups for movies? Or just like tape a rock to the bottom if you don't want it to have real liquid in it.
>>67382504
>>67381736
Reservoir Dogs was bretty good. Agree on everything else that faggot has made.
>>67382920
(you)
>>67381344
"keep the change!"
as a matter of fact:
>i need *random small amount of cash*
>okay here *hand random crumpling of bills and coins of that exact amount without looking or counting.
>>67374838
When doctors and lawyers etc in film and tv act broke or make $20 bets like it's real money.
Bonus points: they act cut when they have to pay up that $20 after losing the bet.
>>67375202
Do you want to tell us something, anon?
>>67377056
>point a gun at someone
>makes a clicking sound every time
>>67382504
>Someone does something normally
>Up and Coing Memester decides this is his chance to make it big, pretend that doing things normally is weird in the hopes of getting (you)s and screencaps and becoming a fully fledged meme wizard
>>67380856
>living in a country where Starbucks is all that common that people praise it
lel
>>67383054
>you cant pull a gun on someone in a movie without pulling the hammer back.
>pull the hammer back on semi auto's
>film shows family/old pictures of the characters
>literally looks like a child photoshopped that shit
I mean come on now
>>67383231
>>pull the hammer back on semi auto's
Did you think you couldn't? Striker fired semi's are the only ones you can't.
>>67383446
Just because you can't doesn't mean you need to. It looks retarded because it's pointless.
>>67383467
can*
>>67375109
Explained in the first one.
>American character
>isn't autistic
How is this supposed to be believable?
>>67383467
You literally have to on single action autos.
>food scene
>character takes a sip of whatever they're drinking
>camera cuts to something else and cuts back to the first character
>the amount of liquid in the glass gets higher or lower and it changes every time the camera cuts
I can't remember where I saw this but it really distracted me
>Bad guys stay down after getting hit by good guys
>Good guys take 50 hits and can keep going
Bad guys notoriously have shit stamina and glass chins. Constantly fighting against a world of Trudaeu's.
>>67383555
What country?
>>67383560
While true, the action does it every time it cycles
Which leaves one wondering why the character has a loaded 1911 with the hammer down, considering he had to rack it to load the gun and there was no reason to decock it after
>Character has no experiences with guns
>Picks up a pistol and starts nailing 30 meter headshots effortlessly
>They even hit anything they're aiming at when real newbies with a pistol can barely hit paper from 5 meters
>>67382231
I hate cunts like you so fucking bad.
>We need a car!
>I'll Hotwire one!
>Some 2012 import that literally cannot be started without its key
>>67383745
When's the last time anyone hotwired a car in a modern tv show or movie
More gun shit
>Character fires live rounds and blanks out of the same semi auto and it works flawlessly
>Character picks up any gun
>Rattles like a can of spray paint whenever it is moved slightly
>Pump-action racking noise for every long gun
>Pump-action noise for a fucking double-barrel
>"Your safety is on"
>Glock
>Gun experiences minor malfunction like a double-feed or stovepipe
>Throws it away
>Character gets shot/stabbed/whatever
>Great distance/time from proper medical care
>"We have to pull it out!"
LEAVE IT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STOP
I'm not sure if I can put this in an undestandable way but
>swordfight / gunfight
>characters exchanging DEADLY blows but they get blocked or dodged
>the other one is struck down
>now is the time to deliver that final hit
>they won't do it
You were trying to hit a guy in the head with a sword 15 seconds ago and now you won't do it when it's your chance? It's not like the villain is trying to kill the MC and he's just parrying or something. Both guys are clearly on the offense and clearly any hits that would get through would be fatal
>>67383832
I was more trying to refer to characters being able to easily steal modern cars in spite of them needing transponders to be started
>>67383880
>>Rattles like a can of spray paint whenever it is moved slightly
Hey now, that sound is sexy
>>67376751
>daredevil season 2
>frank gets shot in arm
>drinking coffee and lifting a 30 lb rifle with it 10 minutes later
lol gunshots are bee stings
Dont know if anyone mentioned it yet (to lazy didnt read all of em)
>conversation between 2 characters
>one of them turns around, the camera stays focused on them
>they turn around and the other character magically disappeared
Batman does this all the time and so do lots of movies which I cant specifically think of. I get its supposed to give a sense mysteriousness (i think?). But its so cheesy. It means the character would have to consciously think "Oh hes not looking! Quick book it!" and then go run and hide to the nearest location until the coast was clear to actually leave.
>>67383555
dumb anti-american poster
>>67378094
>putting lips around it like a cock
you're one of those people that gets foam and spittle everywhere arent you?
also that's an awfully long reach, how long
have you been in the closet?
>>67384059
Agree with you but not in the case of Batman. That is intentionally done in Batman films and is a very character-specific quality.
>>67383880
>Experienced soldier/mercenary/whatever
>Closes eyes while shooting
>>67384146
What are you talking about? Batman has no powers and everything he does can be explained somewhat logically. And of course its intentionally done. Its intentionally done in every movie its in lol. Explain how batman pulls it off and his thought process? There is a scene in the dark knight where he is talking to Gordon in the police station. He does this in the enclosed police station. Which means he had to of thought "Oh quick hes not looking!" then dip around the corner and hide. Im not saying it hasnt been a part of batman the character, but it still makes no sense
>>67379867
it depends on how much time you have, i agree that studios are churning out crappy cgi at an alarming rate and not having any traditional fx incorporated makes everything like a cartoon
>jackson had 10 years to prep lotr
>hobbit studio turns 2 movies into 3 and gives them release dates
>copypaste elves everywhere
>jackson is sad and bitter
it's amazing it turned out as good as it did
>>67383745
if someone decided to "hack" a car to start it that would totally work for me.
>>67380119
in house of cards, frank is shown focused, still and zombie-eyed like a real gamer probably because spacey actually is
>>67384206
>Watchdogs movie when
Does he just have a "Hack" app on his smartphone, just points it at stuff and presses "Hack" to hack it?
>>67384237
Pretty much, it is possible you can open peoples car doors with hacked blippers.
>>67384206
T3 did it first
>>67383898
I understand what you mean. It reminds me of something that bothers me too.
When characters pull the trigger on someone but the gun jams / is out of bullets. I'm not sure how to explain it but it's like, sometimes it's very obvious the character would never have tried to kill that person and it's only done BECAUSE the screenwriter knows the gun won't work. Like the scene in Pirates, none of them would have just killed each other at that point it's insane.
>WF/BM
>>67384200
Because he's Batman. That's the fucking point.
>trained as ultra ninja
>why is he acting like an ultra ninja?
Seriously. Stop.
>>67382231
>t. Reddit
>>67383054
>a knife is pulled from a leather sheath
>makes a pronounced SHIIIIIING sound
>knife is shown to audience
>SHIIIIING
WTF!!
![brushing-teeth-with-an-sls-free-toothpaste[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uYd8aps.jpg "brushing-teeth-with-an-sls-free-toothpaste[1].jpg")
>>67378094
>character brushing their teeth
>no toothpaste suds at all or just a tiny bit in the corner of the mouth
>>67374838
When stock sounds are used that virtually everyone uses
>Wilhelm scream
>cat yowling/screeching
>that one truck Doppler effect that is used to indicate heavy traffic in every fucking show/movie
>collective crowd gasp
Fucking BASEketball used the collective crowd gasp 3 times within a minute in the same scene
>>67384329
ITT: silent movie enthusiasts
>>67384293
This exactly senpai
>>67384304
Are you seriously not seeing their point? It's just a bit lame to imagine Batman specifically thinking about how they're going to run and hide when the person they're talking to turns their back.
>good guy gets into long fight
>has a big fall
>gets up and is running around and fighting still
for what purpose
>>67384391
Except that's literally Batman's MO. He doesn't want to be followed, seen leaving, seen coming, etc. Same reason he likes to appear out of nowhere. It's his character. He doesn't break his character outside of very few people like Alfred. When a character does things his character is suppose to do it's good not bad.
>>67384456
>He doesn't want to be followed, seen leaving, seen coming, etc
That's a fair point. There is still something kinda funny about it
>>67384487
Because it's always done in the viewpoint of say Gordon, usually as a "lol Batman xD". Sparingly done it can be either funny or cool, but it should primarily be done as the focus is on Batman leaving so the audience can understand the character better. One of my biggest gripe's with Nolan's film is that we
re always watching Batman, never are we really in the viewpoint of being Batman. Batman Begins is the best example being the Bat, whereas TDK and TDKR became more of just watching him perform.
>>67374838
>fight scene
>shitty fight choreography is covered up by cameraman with Parkinson's
>>67383231
> pulling a 1911 or any other SA gun on somebody with the hammer down
> eventually cock hammer to show you really really mean it
>yeah just sign the divorce papers and meet my new husband
>oh no a [disaster movie cliche] happened and our daughter/son is missing
>"after we find our daughter/son we are through
>new husband dies during the movie
>look we found our daughter/son and they got a love interest of their own
>lets get back together
>
> any movie involving soldiers
> there is always one Kowalski
>>67380375
done well in I Am Legend.
>>67383669
i made the original hammer back post. this would have been my response if i'd been here. it's just such a movie thing.
it's like they are trying to say "hmm gun pointed at someone..
*click*
OH SHIT IT'S READY TO FIRE.
makes no sense.
>>67384368
the unnatural child laughing sound you hear in so many movies.
its sort of like "ha haha HA! ha hahahah." and goes up in pitch towards the middle and back down again. fuck i'll find it.
>>67383086
hey you gotta start somewhere :^)
>>67385431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedSDFtSmJw
boom. got it. wtf is up with this?
>>67374838
pretty sure americans drink their coffee cold
they make it in the morning and keep it in that huge pot whole day
>>67375202
THIS
>>67374838
There are two acceptable temperatures for coffee: fresh & hot or iced.
>>67381462
>that double take at 0:54
embarassing tbqh
>>67383702
SW TFA
>>67382504
You are a fag
>>67383880
>>>/gun/ or whatever this board is called
>>67386561
>>>/reddit/ or whatever this site is called
>tense scene where character is panicked and running from something
>character drops their glasses/keys/gun/shotgun shells/mag/knife/critical plot item
>>67387220
Is that always bad? Can't it sometimes add to the tension? Fumbling with keys when unlocking a car is a bit overdone though
>character orders a Soda
>not a Pop
>>67376790
Good goy
>>67386561
genuinely underrated post, i'm going to start using this one on gunfags
>>67375164
>I want movies that are 5 minutes long
Good for you
>police or similar knocks on the door
>breaks in after waiting 3 seconds
>>67380645
Scrubs had cups with liquid in them, you couldn't tell a difference. So they stopped.
>Turk handles it multiple times without care
>making it obvious as fuck that there is nothing in there
>>67387447
STOP RESISTING
>>67382114
I think it's a Yankee thing. In the south we always end every phone call by singing "I Wish I Was in Dixie".
We always hang up on the last "I'll make my HOME in Dixie".
>>67387447
> never mentions the word police
> never mentions search warrant
>>67381917
>whiskey
>it's foamy after it's poured into a glass because it's goddamn ice tea
>>67383585
Pulp fiction does that, cigarettes also get longer and shorter
>driving a car while being chased
>gears up all the time
>apparently this car has 27 gears
Also
>gear down
>engine revs up and you receive a mario kart mushroom boost
>someone is doing something on screen and it gets cut to the end of it immediatly
like: he's pouring himself some water. the next thing he wants to do is to sit down.
>sudden cut in the middle of him pouring the water
>in the next shot he has already started drinking and is already sitting down.
let the actions flow in real time, please.
>>67387255
I admit it's a bit nit-picky but I'm getting a little tired of seeing a character holding a critical item knowing in the back of my head that they're about to drop it
>>67387726
Driving stick is extreme or something, dunno why that is the focus in those shitty car movies
>he cant drink hot coffee
what kind of a fucking pussy are you?
>>67387741
This is actually decent directing and you should go fuck yourself. I don't want to watch a 21h movie because we had to watch john wick clean up his entire house. I don't want to see corleone stuff the entire wedding buffet down his jowls. Shots like that are great if paired with dialogue, otherwise you're just wasting time for authenticity that nobody cares for>>67387756
>Characters are playing a video game
>Its a space shooter video game with lasers
NO FUCKING GAME IS LIKE THIS
>>67387726
That was rather observant of you, anon. I hadn't even considered it before.
>>67387865
>Is that No Man's Sky on SONY PLAYSTATION® 4?
>character plays a video game
>tilts and mashes on a controller that isnt even connected like some down syndrome person
>>67387726
Fast and Furious series is the absolute worst at this
>change gear
>get magic instant boost
>character drinks from a straw
>no matter how full it is, it still makes that rattling sound like it's empty
>>67385526
pretty sure this sound effect is used in Diddy Kong Racing for the N64 and whenever i hear it, it reminds me of that and completely takes me out of the scene
>>67387902
The Big Bang Theory
>character works as an assistant or secretary in Manhattan
>lives in a 1500 sq ft apartment
>space movie
>there's a mexican pilot and a female is the captain
>important message being transferred through radio has some interference
>"THERE IS A B... ON THE P...!"
>"Come again, you're breaking up!"
>"OMB ON THE ANE..." *cut*
>"I wonder what he meant..."
>>67389111
yeah fucking star wars 7 ending
>>67389111
>Space movie
>Something explodes outside the ship
>Hear explosion
>character is on the lam
>turns on tv/radio and immediately sees/hears specifically tailored news update
>>67389192
This. It's even worse because showing a massive, camera-shaking explosion in complete silence (bonus points for the faint sound of debris hitting the hull) would be way more effective.
People generally know that there's no sound and for once the cheaper and easier solution is actually better.
>>67384374
there's no reason for a knife to make that noise when it's not touching metal and definitely not when it's just sitting there
>>67381706
That would be about 90% of all mainstream movies.
why do Americans do this?
>>67375109
He's blending in with the local populace and following their traditions which help them avoid being eaten by the giants.
>>67389778
only white men do this because they think they can just do whatever the fuck they want without consequences
>movie war
>soldiers fight several days
>they always look perfectly shaved
>>67387438
>i want long as fuck shooting sequences because they make the movie longer
>>67375288
It wasn't the radiation that was killing Idris Elba. It was the mental load of piloting around a 70 foot tall robot.
>>67382504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbo0jFUzX6k
girl has bra on lying in bed after they had sex. i mean if you dont want to show her boobs put her under a blanket or make her lie on her stomach and show her back, but dont let her wear a fucking bra
second thing: people never get out of their shoes when coming home or visiting someone. Is this really common in murica? where i come from, the first thing you do when entering someones home is to get out of your fucking dirty shoes
>>67383832
It happened in Housebound but I want remember what kind of car it was
>going back in time
>staying there permanently
>>67390800
No you stupid europoor, most of us take off our shoes when we enter a person's house too
>Capeshit destroys city fighting villain
>"Thank god no one was hurt!"
Is this supposed to be some kind of closure? As if any city would recover from that. Peoples livelihoods were destroyed.
>>67390800
Why do YuroPoors always have dirty shoes? In America we have like 4 pairs at minimum per person and you might even be publicly shamed if youre wearing old dirty shoes ("WHAT ARE THOSE!!!")
I dont take my shoes off when i go into someones house unless were going on carpeting or sitting oncouches. If im just walking into and talking then ill leave my clean shoes on.
>>67381138
>loser says "I feel like..." when he means "I think..."
>>67390957
disgusting.
pro tip: shoes are dirty after you walked with them outside.
>>67390957
>I dont take my shoes off when i go into someones house
you're dead to me
>>67390957
wtf is wrong with u filthy americans
>Muh freedom to wear my shoes whereever i want
I drink fresh, hot coffee immediately after pouring it.
What's so weird about that? You know that coffee from a coffee maker isn't usually as hot as tea from a kettle, right?
>>67384487
It's a children's movie. You're over thinking it.
>movie has non-whites in it
>Character asks another character something vital to the plot of the movie
>Other character doesn't tell or waits a very long time before doing so even if it would be a lot less trouble if just did it right away
>>67390957
Because when we buy shoes, we walk on them until they're too worn to wear and then we buy new ones, having 4 pairs would be considered very feminine.
>>67389352
I suspect someone somewhere has tried it the "real" way and it just doesn't play as well. It's drama, folks. It HAS to be over the top sometimes to elicit the desired response. Opera, even when it's set in space, is still opera.
>>67384329
>pull out a business card
>GNIIIIIIHS
>>67391287
hey anon are mexicans acceptable
>everyone drinks alcohol spirits straight
Is the % lower in America or am I just a pussy?
>>67382657
When did they kill a baby in Once Upon a Time In America?
>>67391661
both
>>67379900
i love that
>>67391643
>>67391661
>drink 2 beers
>feel light
why am I such a bitch?
>broken ribs after every fight
>gets better almost in no time
I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure gettin your ribs fucked up doesn't count as light injury
>>67381289
My parents own guns and I have fired them before, I fail to see how that would tell me whether percussion caps use casings when that technology has been obsolete for 150 years
>Characters gets hit on the head
>Passes out for several hours
>Wakes up with no severe damage whatsoever
>>67391983
Percussion caps are essentially a tiny metal bit with explosive in them. Sometimes they fall off the nipple after they're fired and can jam up the cylinder, probably what you saw
They are tiny though, and you probably wouldn't see, yet hear, it falling to the ground
>>67375164
>ignorant /tv/ poster says 'clips'
>people don't call him out on it
Could not drop this show any faster
>movie purposely avoids cliche and does something unexpected
>character has to announce it "I bet you expected me to.... BUT WAIT"
>>67392638
Maybe it's a Garand
>>67392668
>he's right behind me isn't he?
>super elite special force unit appears on the scene to get shit done
>walk straight into the dumbest and most obvious trap imageable and get slaughtered in 10 seconds
>movie about capturing Osama Bin Laden
>fictional stronk female womyn character is added who single handedly captures Bin Laden
>she doesn't exist irl
>Goku doesn't go SSG Blue at the beginning of the fight
>He loses
>>67392743
SAW?
>>67378094
>putting their lips around the brush like a cock
kek
>>67392757
There is no evidence that he was captured anyway, or that he wasn't dead already.
They didn't take him alive, dumped his body without making identification or photos, then the crew that "got him" died in an accident a week later
>>67381706
I fucking hate flashbacks. You already know what the result is so why bother?
>>67390841
>Time travel exists
>"You can't change the past!"
>Travel to the future
>One man's future is another's past
>Therefore, you cannot change anything
>>67392981
What, is the last part serious ?
>character is holding gun
>finger is on the trigger
>>67393015
Yeah, it was in mainstream media also
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/08/06/afghan-president-31-americans-killed-in-helicopter-crash.html
>>67393015
dont you read the news?
>>67387447
>>67387572
>its a real life in America episode
Character cocking their weapons.
It's a fucking shelf item for movies now.
>"Hey, lets make the scene extra serious by having the dude cock his weapon, even tho it's already ready to fire."
>>67389133
>XCOM 2's first retaliation strike cutscene
>Resistance:THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING OUR OUTPOST
>Bradley: U R BREKIN UP I CNT HER U LOL
>>67384206
>>67383745
>we need a car!
>I'll fix one!
>he smashes a garbage can on the front, setting off an alarm in the car and then uses the car's hotline to convince them they've been in an accident and they have to remotely start the car for them because they've gotta get to a hospital
I've actually seen it twice. Wouldn't surprise me if it becomes the hotwire-sequence of the future.
>beginning of the movie
>characters talking about something that happenned "before" that we didn't see
>mentionned a lot of names
>mentionned a lot of places
>never fully say what happened
>later in the movie
>the people and places mentionned don't appear more than 10 minutes on screen
>not even relevant in the plot
Just stop pretending something awesome happened and then ruining everything by focusing on another thing. They even did this in some video games like The Last of Us.
Generally
>name-dropping when the mentionned thing is not relevant
This is one of the reason why I can't watch Family Guy anymore.
>>67390904
>Avengers
>New York is buttfucked by a fucking ALIEN INVASION, an event that has never before happening in the past
>like nobody dies and everybody was merely menaced by the invasion
>no real lasting impact on New York as shown in Agents of Shit, and more bizarrely Daredevil
>far as we know there are no really great casualties, just people 'hurt' or upset by it
>it isn't a globally and culturally altering event
Fast forward to
>Avengers 2: Who remembers the plot anyways
>Whole city levitated into the air, will totally kill the shit out of everybody unless the Avengers Avenger it with their Avengers
>everybody but cucksilver is magically saved by helicarrier ex machina, there are no casualties, the city is stopped from falling
>like nobody was hurt whatsoever throughout the entire fucking movie
Where the fuck are the stakes?
>>67387447
>swat team busts door down, full tactical assault with a shield-guy and everything
>three swat guys go in
>then the beat-cops tag along to help them clear the place
>the rest of the swat guys just stay outside to not be in the way of the beat cops
Being a swat guy in Hollywood-land must be a pain in the neck. Always some new guys tagging along and being a nuisance.
>Character goes to foreign country
>Everyone they speak to happens to speak the same language they (and the audience) speaks
>characters have rifles out walking in a straight line
>turn around because they hear a sound
>gun cocking sound
god dammit
>>67374930
>Anachronisms
Stop using words you don't entirely understand.
>>67391378
>female character is upset
>male character: whats wrong?
>female character: UGH MEN GOD COULD YOU JUST NOT LIKE I MEAN RIGHT NOW ARE YOU SERIOUS UGGHHHH
People have never ever acted like this. Ridiculous.
>>67392695
IT ISN'T AND YOU KNOW IT GET OUT DUMB RATPOSTER RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67384236
He is? I mean when Frank plays a game it always seemed rather realistic, didn't know if Kevin was actually playing it for those scenes or not.
>>67387533
how exatly do they expect people to react when they used full cups? its not like people are going to send them letters every day how great it is they use full cups and demanding they continue using full cups
>>67391940
>yup, those are some cracked ribs, I'll hate that in tomorrow!
>next day/hours later he falls from a big height onto a wall, ribs-first or gets smacked by a bat
>he moans a bit and rubs it with his arm, because it totally hurts you guys
Pretty sure that's how you get a rib embedded in your lung or heart.
>>67393656
>Enemy At The Gates
>movie about Russians in Russia doing Russian things
>British accents
I can fucking accept them speaking english, but using anything but a Russian accent when speaking English really, really distracted me for the entire movie.
>>67393895
Enemy At The Gates handled it fucking great, though. The Russians were all Brits, and the Germans were Americans.
I actually prefer it over everyone doing shitty Ivan and Klaus impersonations.
>>67393625
It always killed me on shit like CSI how the fucking crime scene techs participate in raids, as well as making arrests, interrogating suspects, every fucking thing.
>>67381462
You think such a fancy place would have better furniture.
>>67393625
Also,
>New guys
>Movie has a super elite special forces team or something
>One of them is a rookie, like 18 and just green as fuck
Because yeah, you can totally be on a Delta Force team or some shit as a green-as-fuck raw recruit who can't do anything himself
>>67394162
I was fine with it when it was the Vegas crew, because I just figured with all the crazy shit that's up with Vegas it's not that odd that they'd be weird and make their CSI guys into regular cops as well.Also it was better than when the Las Vegas tv show did it.
>main protagonist shoots a man before throwing him out of a plain
why would he do that?
>character says "hey lets go to X"
>cuts to car keys jingling
>cuts to car door closing
>street/highway overview shot with pop music playing in the background
>cuts to location
>>67394313
It still really makes no sense: there would never be a need to use them like a fucking tac team when every department has at least one.
Really too it wouldn't even be the same techs at the scene and examining the evidence in the lab, they have to be different people
Then again I guess it would be hard to make an interesting show out of
>Tech sitting around in lab
>Runs test on a fiber
>Detective comes in "Hey what can you tell me?"
>"Looks like polyester. Maybe from a shirt."
>"Cool, thanks. When might the ballistics be ready?"
>"About a year"
>"Cool thanks"
And that would be pretty much the whole show
>>67381706
There's nothing wrong with this. A director may choose to do such a thing to create tension, give or take away vital information, or give the viewer an idea what he's in for. Just because your autism can't handle something not going in chronological order doesnt mean its wrong
>>67394339
>plain
Maybe he was a handsome guy.
>>67383880
>character shoots multiple blanks at someone from 3 feet away
>no harm done
>>67394631
>character fakes his own death by firing a blank in his own mouth/against his temple
