holy shit lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMastE7oBMA
THREAD THEME CONFIRMED NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtqgITheZmc
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>>67333043
Youve been doing this all night
Stop autist
>>67332919
This is not surprising at all. After Man of Steel they should have canned Hack Snyder, but Warner is retarded. Maybe they'll learn from this, though.
>>67333027
The first act of Hancock is fucking amazing. Too bad the movie completely falls apart once he gets out of jail
Do the critics hate Synder because hes not a Jew?
>>67332919
Have you read those RT reviews?
half of them are butt fucking retarded.
its mostly bitching about how it isnt Marvel like or just ripping on Zack Snyder yet not actually giving detail to whats wrong.
Its like if click bait headlines became review comments.
Not saying its gonna be good, but the positive reviews ive seen seem way more reliable and actually offer some sense of viewing it objectively instead of from a smug asshole.
>>67333175
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>67333167
yep that was pretty bad with Fox.
>>67333175
Even the positive reviews sound reluctant to heap much praise on it. They all seem to take the tone of, "well, it's not without it's problems, but..."
>>67332919
>Batman v Superman is so bad it could be a sequel to Batman and Robin
I cant stop keking
>>67333098
Man of steel was good though
>>67333145
i honestly dont doubt it at this point.
im not seeing a single valid criticism of snyders work on this film so far. Most of them are hypocritical is you look back at the reviewers' previous articles on other movies.
>>67333175
>It was all a misunderstanding
>>67333027
hancock should have been the coolest fucking shit ever. how they fucked it up so bad boggles my mind.
>>67333145
He is a Jew, you fucking idiot.
>>67332919
the saddest part is that Batman Forever is literally MCU tier.
>>67333175
Top 10 Reasons Why DC Should Be More Like Marvel. You'll Never Guess The Quip We Came Up With For Number 6!
>>67333167
WAKE ME UP
>>67333215
>They all seem to take the tone of, "well, it's not without it's problems, but..."
well for me this tells me 2 things.
1. its flawed but good, which for something this ambitious in ok with.
2. critics dont want to give snyder praise because they (wrongfully) view him as another michael bay and think all he does is "this is sparta!"
>>67333261
did he convert?
>>67332919
>The really homoerotic batman
>BOYS MMM
It's like poetry
also, poor sony really can't catch a break, can it?
>>67333175
>>67333145
>>67333228
Seeing you DCucks meltdown like this is gold.
>>67332919
DC fags on suicide watch and have to give up their shoelaces and belts.
>>67332919
>Implying normies care about reviews and not simple word of mouth/ facebook posts
Its still going to make a ton of cash, and I'm still going to see it.
It probably won't make as much as a marvel flick
I work at the cinema, we've had more ticket cancellations for this than sales today
>>67333276
My point exactly!
if DC isnt like the MCU then fucking good!
I hate the MCU, the MCU is fucking garbage!
>>67333175
There are certainly some less than stellar negative reviews up but quite a few positive reviews are making excuses for the film flaws too.
Many of them come off like battered housewives lying to themselves to make their abusive relationship more palatable.
>>67333240
what ending would you have written for it
>>67332919
I got nothing to do this week is it worth it to check it out or should wait for Civil War?
>>67333319
JUST
>>67333127
Eh. I thought the first act wasn't that strong, but i liked parts of the climactic battle, they play up the drama pretty well imo.
But the love plot wasn't even really needed. Its pretty stilty.
>>67333201
KEK
>>67333175
HAHAHAHA you really think FUCKING Zack Snyder would make ANYTHING that isn't barely mediocre? I hope Affleck gets to direct all the movies from now on.
>>67333313
i dont even trust critics on the deadpool movie.
>"the plot was cliche!"
No fucking shit, dumbass. Its MOCKING the standard cliche beats of superhero movies.
>>67333343
See both.
its not like you have anything better to do
>>67333270
This.
Batman Forever isn't even bad. If it came out today, no doubt in my mind it would be well received.
In fact, if I remember correctly, Batman Forever wasn't even poorly received by critics when it came out in 95'. Look how little reviews there are of it on Rotten Tomatoes. Is that really a good indicator of how people felt about the movie in the summer of 1995? Now, most reviewers are fucking bloggers.
Still, Batman v Superman isn't looking too good. I'll see it, but man, it's getting obliterated.
Fat man on Batman on suicide watch hahahahahahlolololloll
>>67333319
Can you seriously cancel a preordered ticket? I think I'm going to, my friend legit called me and said he isn't going to come anymore because it's going to suck
>>67333319
damn my eyes are watering from laughing so much today
>"the life-or-death battle between the two icons ultimately comes down to a series of misunderstandings."
>>67333371
300 was good, for most part, probably because Miller was with him and basically did panel by panel the comic book.
I think I'm actually getting an erection from the schadenfreude.
The only way this can get better is if Civil War and X-Men get BTFO'd as well.
>>67333325
But that could also be a sign of being objective.
"Good movie despite the flaws" is not negative.
All movies have flaws, and a movie like this is likely to hit some sour notes. Hell i loved Revenant and Mad max but those arent perfect movies.
>>67333295
He's ethnically Jewish.
>>67333444
Holy shit.
>>67333444
>double trips
>>67333005
Superior thread theme coming through
http://youtu.be/jwvNAai29_0
>>67333444
nice double trips and shoop
>>67333376
How is it "mocking" them when it follows them exactly...
>>67333449
Cheers
this is not real
i'm gonna wake up any moment now
/tv/ is gonna be wrong about BvS
i'm gonna laugh at them for doubting zack
It's back at 40. Zack can breathe a sigh of relief....
I mean, 39? could you imagine?! what an embarrassment!
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.
>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
>>67333336
>Hancock realises people are full of shit
>When he does nothing people hate him for being a lazy asshole
>When he does something people just like him because he is running errands for them
>When something gets blown up or god forbid he fails people turn on him in a second
>Instead of the Jew PR agent friend he meets a kindly homeless man
>Realises the only people worth protecting are the ones that need protecting
>Has sex with the Jew PR agent's wife anyway while Where Da Hood At plays.
>>67333480
not a shoop friend
>yfw Snyder is dropped from Justice League
has it not got a shit load of reviews to still come on that could dramatically change the rating ?
most movies on RT have anything between 130 and 200 reviews making up their score
>>67333494
Hey pleb did you explain in detail why those are wrong int he other thread that was deleted??
>>67333558
Fuck me.
So there are some interesting rumors going around the industry today and last night about this. Some people I know personally are claiming Disney has had a hand in paying off people.
Now I'm not sure whether or not I believe these rumors.
But I will say this, I have heard it unprompted by multiple sources. Including some who work at Disney.
Super weird.
I look forward to seeing this movie regardless. I'll make my own judgement then.
>nothing really interesting happens for another, oh, 100 minutes or so. (Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to frame Superman for the deaths of some terrorists in Africa … who were shot. How do you frame Superman by shooting people? Anyway, it works!) In that 100 minutes, there’s a dream sequence (this movie loves its dream sequences) of Batman fighting in some far-flung dystopian version of Gotham and Metropolis. This is the first time we really see Batman in action
>nothing really interesting happens for another, oh, 100 minutes
>This is the first time we really see Batman in action
HOW THE FUCK IS SNYDER ALLOWED TO STILL GET WORKED?
>>67333558
>will be found wanting
>>67333387
Batman Forever gets shit because it isnt Tim Burton.
And i feel like the "professional critics" are shitting on this because its Snyder. Especially when a good chunk of negative reviews im seeing dont say WHAT snyder does wrong, only that he does wrong.
thats not being a critic. Thats being a hater.
i want fucking detail, i want them to talk about sound, camera, lighting, pacing, editing, color grading/correction, individual performances, details details details.
Just saying weird shit obscured shit doesnt tell me anything.
>>67333411
when i've bought online the email always says i can cancel or change date time whenever i want.
Snyder got BTFO'd so much, he is changing his name to Brussels
>>67333512
Why would anyone think that Zack Snyder can do anything of value? I fucking call it eons ago, the only reason people didn't shit on MoS was because Nolan was involved and even then people saw more of Snyder than Nolan hand's in the project when you take into account all the criticism towards the movie.
>>67333494
>all those movies still scored higher than BvS
just admit it DCuck the movie is the Dawn of DC's death kek
>>67333521
>the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King,
oh shit son this ones a dozy
>>67333494
RT is owned by Warner Bros
>> b-but there is a conspiracy
How are terrible scripts greenlit?
>>67333474
And that shows how shit RT is.
almost NONE of those movies deserve those scores.
>Overlong, underdeveloped and almost entirely humorless, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may please die-hard fans by pitting two DC icons against each other. Everyone else may want to wait for the next Marvel movie.
That's the problem they are acting as if Fucking Marvel comedies are the only correct way to make a movie.
>>67332919
Wow MoS started at like 90 and now sits and 56 but this is starting at fucking 40 this franchise is doomed
>>67333630
Ruh-roh.
>>67333601
>Movie is 150 minutes long
>nothing happens for about 200 minutes
Sounds legit. I'm enjoying the meltdown, but lets be real here.
>>67333639
they think that by throwing more money into the problem, that it will fix itself
>And if you thought that Superman didn't act like Superman in Man of Steel, you will probably disapprove of Zack Snyder’s version of Batman. Affleck looks the part and the new costume is the best one ever, but this new Batman mutilates his criminals and kills without pause. Batman spends most of Batman v Superman acting like the film’s villain, and when you ultimately find out why - that is, the REAL reason why - it doesn’t speak very highly of Bruce Wayne. At all.
>that was the movie you were excited about, anon? it wasn't very good...
>>67333434
well that is no surprise.
It struck me as retarded the first time they revealed the set up.
Batman is the worlds greatest detective but in this he is too fucking stupid to be able to work out Superman's intentions.
>HEY SUPERMAN YOU HURT MUH CITY NOW YOU MUST PAY
>Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that actually Bats, it wasn't my fault I tried my best to stop zod and I even killed him reluctantly because it was the right thing to do, even though I don't like killing.
>OH I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO BE....EVILER
>I can understand how in the confusion you may have thought that
>WANNA HANG OUT SOMETIME?
>>67333573
it can only go down when it's other movies but when it's this, oh it has to go up. fuck you.
>>67333444
double trips + the best movie ever made. Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTv3XKiEfxsi fucking hate the flaming lips
>>67333494
>In the Mouth of Madness
Everytime i see that low score i get more pissed off, fuck critics. People clamor for Lovecraftian movies and this perfect movie comes out and they shit on it.
>>67333630
fuck you this was a great movie
>>67333704
How come every single bad review had this picture? Something really suspicious is going on
>>67333580
>>67333580
>>67333580
I just checked the archive and it looks like you didn't lad
>>67333650
deserves to be 40% lower
>>67333684
>the characters aren't Nolan's Batman that I just say is good because Nolan makes me think too much and I don't want to look dumb nor are they Whedons "lol don't curse m8 *tips fedora*" thus I can conclude they must be bad
>>67333521
>>67333629
>some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King,
Scorpion king was largely practical effects. The fuck is he talking about?
>>67333729
my nigga
>>67333729
I'd love to create a lovecraftian movie, I just don't know any producers who would be into it. Plus too expensive... UGH
>>67333650
>unfocused narrative
>overabundance of characters
BvS suffers from this case.
>>67333336
>No interracial cuck-story
>As he tries to be a "proper" hero he becomes good friends with Ray
>Develop Ray and his family more
>Hancock gets good at being a moral hero
>Tries to figure out his origins: government experiment (cliche but still better than "we wuz ancient godz and shitz")
>Because he is an experiment, his creators found a way to turn him back
>Government tries to take him out
>fails to capture him
>kidnaps the family
>Ray's wife dies
>Blames Hancock
>Government gives Ray the juice to fight Hancock
>Ray is overaggressive destroys the facility, goes on rampage
>Hancock fights him
>Hancock wins, Ray severely wounded but alive
>Comes to his senses
>Funeral for Ray's wife
>Ray has powers still
>Both of them working together now
>Finishing shot of them handling crimes in the city/world
>Roll credits
Cliche, but I would have preferred something like this.
>>67333594
I wouldn't be surprised. Personally I'm convinced Disney masterminded Fant4stic's demise and the Sony leak after they wouldn't play ball with Spider-Man.
You don't fuck with the mouse.
>>67333750
well its fairly simple
I just needed the two of them face to face for the green text to work at full effect.
But I bet you believe the use of these widely distributed pictures means I am one of the critics anyway because tin foil always wins.
>>67333594
>Some people I know personally are claiming Disney has had a hand in paying off people.
>>67333594
Didnt we confirm this with star wars and the fact they killed off deadpool in the comics for a year to not promote the movie?
>>67333810
That and you've never made a movie before, have no experience making movies and have no connections to anybody that has any experience making movies.
I feel bad for my waifu. She doesn't deserve this. She was amazing too...
>>67333387
Forever was fine, the color was great, B&R was shit. But Forever was more than fine, also the toyline was the last time a Capemovie had great non collector toys
How many hours till it goes bellow "the room"?
>>67333823
Should be lower. Fuck that movie.
Every bad Batman movie has brought us something good:
>Batman Forever: Carey's Riddler performance
>Batman & Robin: Hilariously cheesy, Mr. Freeze is great, fun to watch with friends
>The Dark Knight Rises: The greatest meme of all time
What will BvS bring?
>>67333847
Yup.
Which is true by the way, they won't admit it outright.
But people who work on those productions do to other producers...! The industry talks.
>>67333750
because the majority of critics literally copy one another.
half of RTs reviews are literal copy paste and generic horse shit.
>>67333789
ok kid
>>67333594
>There's a conspiracy against DC!!!
Is it impossible in your mind for this to be a bad movie?
>>67333729
In the Mouth of Madness imo is like a Rami flick, its just super cheesy borderline evil-dead (1) type of horror. Except i think its mainly played straight.
That said, I fucking love it. Its no master piece, but its got some neat ideas and hilarious bits.
>>67333939
that's not too bad
>>67333650
65% of people enjoyed ASM2.
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67333847
They never killed off Deadpool for a year lol the /tvpolco/ conspiracy theories are always the same
>>67333866
Got me good! Haha. You poor ignorant soul.
>>67333630
That was a fun movie, Paul was fantastic in that movie.
>>67333810
I agree anon, Carpenter was probably one of the few who could have made a movie like that. Damn shame compared to what we have today. Fukashima seems like he could've made something special if he had his way with "IT"when he was attached to the movie
>>67333897
It was there when it began.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE US, WHY DIDN'T HE SAVE US
>>67333810
Are you Max Landis?
>>67334004
it was p glorious when the embargo lifted
>>67333981
>>67333922
Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
That's already being copy pasted around. This is the next big meme
even this had a higher rating
>>67333479
GOAT
>>67333729
>>67333729
Monica.
...and someone was shitting on Dagon in /tv/ last night...
>>67333939
That's from the Mummy II. Maybe the review as referring to the Scorpion King movie?
>>67334041
holy fucking shit
>>67333941
to dc-ucks it is impossible.
Their mental gymnastics are almost as impressive as their collective persecution complex that rivals their tortured heroes.
What a time to be alive.
When such stupidity isn't just in abundance but is willingly advertised by all these cunts.
Beautiful.
>>67334041
Kek
>>67333649
Nobody shit on The Dark Knight or any Nolan's Batman movies. People shit on MoS and BvS because there is a retarded director behind it.
>>67333922
>MMM BOYS
>>67333288
>(wrongfully) view him as another michael bay and think all he does is "this is sparta!"
you're right. Snyder is michael bay but PRETENDING to be deep and with more unnecessary symbolism that comes off as trying too hard
>>67334041
Literally JUST
THE REAL WB DUEL IS ON BOYS!
>>67333494
Oh hey, I made that image. Nice to see my OC is getting some use. Anyway, far too many idiots blindly trust critics but Batman v Superman looks like a pile of shit. The critics might be right in this case.
>>67333830
this is the same company who supported sopa, fucked up copy right laws, and has a controversy list a mile long.
>>67333939
Thats not horrid considering the year it came out, secondly.....Thats not scorpion king.
thats Mummy returns.
>>67333649
>because the dark knight was univeraslly praised or anything.
>>67333693
Feel weird to see her become and adult. At least now is legal to fuck her.
>>67333201
this shit can't be true. Please tell me it's made up.
>>67334067
Yeah that's the first thing I thought. That CGI melding of The Rock on a giant scorpion...
>>67333564
Didn't they already start filming?
>>67333573
Not enough to save it from the MoS rating fate
>>67334131
its a dream sequence but yeah it looks like this corny shit is still in there.
>>67333729
So fucking right
>>67334150
so much of this movie is fucking dream sequence. it's hilarious.
>90%+ rotten tomatoes!
>capekino!
>extremely positive advanced screenings!
>zack snyder is underrated!
>based terrio! based affleck! they made argo!
>snyder can lift more weight than whedon!
>2 billion dollars plus!
>BvS will make critics realize they were wrong about MoS!
I want you all to know I told you so and you should have seen this coming.
>>67334012
>4012â–¶
>>>67333810 (You)
Fuck no! That guy gets laughed out of more pitch meetings than almost any writer working.
>>67333201
Fucking plebs.
>>67334067>>67334114
Reread it, it could mean either one.
>the DC/Snyder butthurt ITT
So glad I started calling this a flop more than a year ago. Gonna feel so good sticking it to all the plebs who don't like the right kind of capeshit.
>>67333463
So they hate him because hes not practicing Judaism anymore?
>>67334009
You can't save a script that was written by Snyder. Terrio jump onboard more likely to solve it, also it could be that WB is too involved in the project wanting to create their own MCU.
>>67332919
WHERE WERE YOU
Here is a video of a Batman fan crying because IGN gave Batman bad review.
http://youtu.be/5Q9_J8gzznE
LEGIT
FUCKING
CRYING
>mfw DCucks scream "STUPID CRITICS ONLY LIKE MARVEL QUIP FESTS!"
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises were critically acclaimed, you retards.
>>67334115
But thats also a pure batman movie.
not a superhero movie with Supes, bats, wondie, and aquaman.
>>67333175
>Movie about children's comic book characters
>Literally being depicted as god's displaced from Olympus and walking among mortals
>Movie based on two characters that have nearly a century of source material
>Nearly a century of die hard fans that have read all of it
>They choose a man that has now retold Watchmen three times to direct it
>>67333319
kek
>>67334194
What? Most Hollywood Jews are atheists.
>ranked lower than Seth Rogen's capeshit
HAHAHHAHA DC is done.
>>67334206
That cannot be fucking real.
>>67333512
If it's of any consolation, /tv/ is gonna be wrong about being a flop.
There's no way this movie doesn't make 1B at least, no matter how much the critics shit on it. Kinda like Transformers.
>>67334206
These are literally the people I argue with on the internet. I forget that sometimes
>>67334206
>has like a million crucifixes on his wall
The fuck?
>>67334238
>They choose a man that has now retold Watchmen three times to direct it
that doesnt make any fucking sense.
>>67334184
Post some of Max's pitches.
>>67334206
>all those fucking crosses
holy shit did they exercise a fucking demon in that house
>>67334206
What's with all the fucking crosses?
>>67333288
>>67333608
>RT just hates Snyder i swer u guise
well shit
>>67333999
Honestly to be straight up.
I work in the film industry, and know so many people who want these types of films.
Big studios have no interest. Best bet is to hope a 10 million dollar one will be made with that budget stretched super far.
It would have to kill critically and financially to keep seeing them be produced.
Hollywood is a fucking mess.
>>67334206
holy shit. I made it 3 minutes in. This has to be some Nathan 4 u sketch right?
>>67334134
>Didn't they already start filming?
So? They could still change it if they want. It will probably delay the release a bit, but it's better than letting Snyder direct another pile of shit and taint the DC brand.
>>67334206
>1 min in
>so damaged he gets up from his seat
L M A O
M
A
O
>>67334272
>Who will guard the guardians
>We get it Zack, gods on Earth, accountability bla bla bla
>>67334206
>IGN starts the fire even more
>>67334206
>mfw he's really holding back tears over a review
>>67333630
Amanda Bynes in her prime, this movie was alright.
>>67334212
>shhhhhhh you aren't allowed to acknowledge that when not handled by a complete hack DC properties have been better reviewed than their contemporaries.
Seriously though the critics will never gush for capeshit like they did for The Dark Knight.
It garnered so much good will it literally made people forgive an underwhelming third film.
>>67334312
Too late.
>>67333494
This. Trusting RT is fucking retarded.
>>67334264
>>67334287
>>67334289
Zack Snyder must've directed that video.
>>67333787
What the fuck are you talking about?
Jesus this damage control is pathetic. Go see your shitty movie but don't bitch to others that Snyder's over-serious wank fest of shit poor characterizations didn't go over well.
>>67333145
people hate snyder because he's a talentless hack that leeches off of well know established franchises
>>67334206
oh my jesus, I'm dying
>>67333336
They could have simply done a redemption story with Hancock choosing to aid society instead of being a fucking bum.
The catalyst for the moment of change would involve Carlton, who gives used sweaters to the homeless out of his own closet.
There, even that's better than a fucking 45 min romantic subplot.
>>67334206
>"it's truly amazing"
>"Oh, I haven't seen the movie yet though"
>>67333594
I'm starting to believe this, there was a bot on twitter with fake accounts even ones that weren't in english saying not to see BvS and to just wait for more Marvel films.
>>67333005
>>67333479
step aside, plebs
https://soundcloud.com/80smixed/batdance-vicki-vale-mix
>>67334206
>IGN pretty much starts the fire
Is he initiated?
>>67334206
MUH 327 SUBS
>>67334206
Are "people" like this even self aware?
>>67334444
you're cheating though
Burton/Elfman era was something else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpaqBXc5MTk
Can we stop freaking out about this? A 40 is still pretty decent.
>>67334206
>people will believe this is real
at least we can get some more real life info from the comments because the /v/ cancer can't control themselves from posting memes haha
>>67332919
This is how the shitposting starts.
The fever, the rage, the powerlessness that turns good anons cruel.
>>67332919
Spoil this fucking movie it doesn't deserve a sticky to protect it on two boards.
>>67332919
>inb4 90+% audience score
Why do people even listen to critics for? Half of them are paid shills, and the other half said Force Awakens was the best Star Wars film.
9,2 in ImDB, do you guys really think people is going to listen to Rotten Tomatoes? They are anti-snyder activist. As long as the mass media outlet that ImBD is gives it a good score the movie is going to be watched
>>67333474
IM1 still the best, as it should be.
>>67332919
Admit it: Snyder is NOT a good director. At least Nolan can construct a good scene.
>>67334476
a 60 is decent, a 40 is dog shit.
Rest in peace DC Cinematic Universe
May a colony of bats sing thee to thy rest
>>67334206
mental illness.
>>67334476
>A 40 is still pretty decent.
Is this bait?
>>67334476
No it fucking isn't. That score is acceptable for an arthouse film, a horror film or some other genre that divides people but not a blockbuster. A blockbuster is made to appeal to as wide an audience as possible. If a modern blockbuster gets a score this bad then either it's lowest common denominator shit or it's a mess.
DC/Warner Bros haven't learned anything from Disney's slimy marketing department. They should have greased the palms of the various feminist "journalists" having them squeal about how WonderWoman is THE FEMALE SUPERHERO WE DESERVE.
They should have drummed up fake controversy like the "lack of Black Widow action figures".
They could have bought out a few more critics.
Thrown in a bunch of Batman/Superman/WW easter eggs for nerd bloggers to get their dicks hard over.
They just didn't pander like Marvel has.
>>67334183
Mother fucking THIS!
3 god damn years of listening to utter shitposting about BvS destroying all other cape films ends with... implosion of its own god damn fandom. Congrats to WB for shitting the bed yet again, we knew you had it in you to fuck up your cinema series at birth.
At this point they should have just counted Nolan's trilogy and Green Lantern as part of the stupidly named DCEU. They get history for Batman, established GL for which they can move past Hal right on to Stewart with the Corp and Yellow Lanterns already established, and still try to widen out their base with things like DC TV (Arrow, Flash, LoT, SG) plus a few more smaller movies to build up to Justice League. As-is, what the living fuck??
IT'S A FUCKING 40 ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
SHUT UP YOU CUNTS
>>67333260
How does that movie have such a high score? It's by far the worst star wars film.
>>67334535
>They are anti-snyder activist
see >>67334296Sucker Punch only has 23% tho
>>67334440
screencaps of this?
Love to show this to some people.
Yeah I'm not one for conspiracies about this sort of stuff. But its just weird how many people have been talking about it.
>>67334264
Colony of bats put them there.
>>67334206
When he says 8% you see him fight back tears.
Jesus.
I work at a suicide hotline and DC Snyder fanboys have been calling all night, we haven't been able to save even one caller yet
>>67334590
its over man. It just is.
>>67334196
>You can't save a script that was written by Snyder
Goyer... the same man that gave us MoS and Blade 3
>>67334206
>Richard Korra Kenobi
>>67334601
fucking kek
>>67333474
>One half of the screen is dedicated to Disney films
>The other half is dedicated to a studio that makes actual good movies
Guess where the paid reviewers are at. :)
>>67334590
lmao dude its over
>>67334206
>all those crucifixes
Did Snyder direct this.
>>67334476
40 is not decent
Even to the most generous reviewers a 50 is something average or mediocre.
Anything below that is varying levels from poor to fucking awful.
>>67334476
Fuck off /co/
>>67334590
A DECENT 40
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>>67333371
affleck a shit
>>67333558
my sides are beyond Jupiter
>>67333704
Wow, nigger, you sure are fucking retarded. Batman's motivation is Superman's potential to destroy humanity if he goes rogue. Ironically, (since Batman portrayed by Bin Al-Fliqe) Superman is like Muslims: an existential threat which could end civilization. Batman does not want to risk Superman going rogue and therefore believes he is best eliminated but you (like other Synder-haters) are fucking fucktarded and therefore do not comprehend the art and genius of his films. Essentially, you are a fucking fucktarded niggershit.
Funny thing is, RT critics are the only place im seeing negative reviews.
everyone else is giving it somewhere between "decent" to "glowing."
And apparently audiences like it.
>>67334476
>100 max
>40 is decent
DC KEKS ARE LOSING IT. LOSING AT LIFE LOSING AT MATHEMATICS.
>>67334476
This is not /sp/, you cant say its a "solid 40"
>>67333885
eyes not red enough
>>67334644
>Anything below that is varying levels from poor to fucking awful.
Don't be stupid. Batman v Superman looks awful but there are plenty of great films that divide critics. Tons of classic films were critically panned when they were initially released.
>>67334644
mediocre doesn't mean bad though
but it does mean it was overhyped as fuck
this is the beginning of the slope
>>67334667
he can't be worse than Clooney...... can he?
I thought B&R was a great movie
fuck RT
>a 40% is decent
Is this what you faggots told your parents when they saw your report card?
/TV/ LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT/MARVEL WIN AGAIN
BTFO
>>67333630
Blue in the pool was brilliant
>>67334473
i forgot they recorded this for the movie - soundtracks used to be epic.
>/tv/ pretending a 40 is bad
>>67334206
He is out of his mind.
