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MOD DELETING THREADS.
LMAO.
>>67328626
MODS CREATE A FUCKING STICKY ALREADY FUCK
SWAGLORD GIVE THESE RETARDS A ROLLING STICKY
THEY WONT STOP
/co/ MAKES THEM INSECURE
>>67328696
kek
KEK
K E K
FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>67328626
it's happening
>>67328626
i thought the rape scene was a little much, lots of people got up and left during it.
>>67328626
>The silver lining in the depressing Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice turns out to be that we can still look forward to 2017's Wonder Woman with something approaching a sense of hope. We're calling it better than nothing.
Gadot haters BTFO
>fresh review
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice might not be the perfect comic book movie, but it's really entertaining. [Full review in Spanish]
Ayyyyy
>>67328626
haha oh fuck it's real
we told you it would be hot fucking garbage you idiots zack snyder ZACK SNYDER when are you going to learn
>IMDB is banning people on its forums
ahahahahahahahahah
Do you agree with this?
>>67328696
>>67328740
Or maybe cuz there only needs to be one?
>>67328966
They're hoping the wonder woman movie will be on the same level as supergirl
This is so surreal. It was suppose to be too big for this to happen.
>>67328888
>QUUUUAAADDDDSSS
>>67328966
>full review in Spanish
>Mexican intellectuals
>>67328966
>Looking forward to Wonder Skeleton
>they literally deleting reviews
>>67328767
What in the literal fuck.
I heard a guy was going to write a BvS review for RT but the movie was so bad that instead he had to go home and throw up.
>>67329051
KEK.
>>67329054
Holy shit what the fuck
It's steadily going up. By this time tomorrow it will be in the 90s.
>>67329290
What are you talking about, it will take 20 minutes.
>>67329172
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
One RT's most prominent reviewers had his review remove and he said on twitter in a deleted tweet that RT staff told him to 'measure his criticism'
>>67329328
linklinklink
Every one of you hating on this movie and Snyder literally go suck a fucking dick. Have you seen this movie yet? No? Well watch it for yourselves but until then shut the fuck up and laughing at the rotten tomatoes score.
the score is going up because of paid reviews and review DELETION
>>67329290
It's actually dropping, its at 41% now.
>>67329328
Source please
>superheros were a mistake
>>67329382
the score has been the same for apst hour tho
go shitpost somehwere else
>>67329373
>Have you seen this movie yet?
Yeah, I watched a cam rip.
It was dogshit.
>>67328626
>34 reviews
Jesus christ, I know this place is full of newfags, but I'd expect the internet hat machine to be able to spot trolling.
MODS FUCK OFF
>>67329471
Whats wrong, /v/? Did you think baneposting was in favor of TDKR when you joined us in 2014?
>>67329425
If it blows its budget out of the water then the rating can be in the negatives for all that that matters.
>>67329373
The thing is - viewer reception is no better, just look at RT. Or look at twitter, there was a premiere in Moscow today and people hated it and we're talking about plebs who went to BvS on a fucking Tuesday night. Everyone's bringing the same points - overlong, messy, Snyder hates Superman, etc. Same positives too - WW, Affleck and that's about it
>>67329471
yeah, tell that to f4ntastic
These reviews are brutal
>a 250 million dollar tombstone
>>67329515
wow, you just have those goalposts on wheels now dont you
>>67329471
It's at 38 reviews now and dropped to 41%.
>>67329328
>lying on the internet
>>67329373
I'm waiting for Zack to suck on my dick.
>>67329727
>In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justic, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses.
>No major blockbuster in years has been this incoherently structured, this seemingly uninterested in telling a story with clarity and purpose.
>>67329662
>410 million
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is shaping up to be one of the most expensive movies of all time, with an alleged budget of around $410 million.Now for the record, it’s entirely possible that the number includes marketing, which makes sense. A $225-$250m production spend on Batman v Superman along with a now-standard $150m worldwide marketing budget gets you right about to $410m.
>>67329764
ASM2 though. It's going to be hilarious if BvS ends up with a lower score, it has 53% on RT
I'm going to be honest, the movie was terribly paced and all over the place. The only good thing about it was Batman, which managed to be a fresh take on the character.
It was a shittier version of his Dark Knight Returns self.
>To call it ridden with plot holes would be a disservice to plot holes.
>A quarter billion dollar debacle that fails on nearly every conceivable level, the real question is how could anyone who was involved thought this was a good idea
>>67329054
1.3 million vs 10 k votes
You see what's wrong with this picture?
>people honestly 100% sincerely expected a DC movie to be good
TOP
FUKKEN
KEK
MAHVEL is king, baby. Just wait for Civil War to come out and then you'll see how a superhero movie supposed to be done
>>67330451
trying too hard.
>>67330451
I didn't expect it to be good, i expected that after MoS they'll take a safer route and just make something watchable to start a franchise, instead they went FULL IN
>>67328626
>age of ultron has an rt score of 75%
yeah I'm not trusting rottentomatoes
How can you even make a movie which has Batman and Superman fighting each other that professional critics consider to be worse than Thor 2?
>critics liked Deadpool more
dc's mega-hit is being panned to the shadow realm while marvel's meme character was lauded vigorously by nearly everyone
holy shit
>>67328626
>THE WHEELCHAIR BOMB SCENE IS REAL
I gotta see this opening night
>>67328767
>>67328859
>>67329328
>THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>67329113
kill yourself
>>67329113
>surreal
>snyder
Cmon son.
>Rotten Tomatoes
Yeah, you fucking manchildren just need to shut the fuck up for a while and have a good look at yourselves in a fucking mirror, you autistic woo wee wee woos.
Snyder has undone everything Nolan did for DC over the span of 7 years.
>>67330596
This desu, just more insult to injury. This "MoS is good" meme was awful and just trying to mimic the "success" of the "Avatar is good" meme.
>>67328626
FINALLY
WHEN WILL CAPESHIT FANS KILL THEMSELVES????
>>67330451
>then you'll see how a superhero movie supposed to be done
How so? I've already see all the past movies and NONE of the characters have anything interesting going for them.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>67330678
Damage control harder DCuck.
>>67330678
this
I hate all capeshit, so don't accuse me of being some sort of shit or any of that shit
But you are talking about early reviews.
EARLY
REVIEWS
They're goddamn worthless. A review isn't worth a damn until weeks or even months after release. There is absolutely no way to know if a movie is good from our horrifically corrupt review system.
>>67330678
DCfriends on FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>>67329471
If you double the amount of reviewers and they all give it 100s then you're still at 70% bucko
ITS SHIT AHAHAHAHHAH
Holy fuck, it's real.
>RT
>not shill center for Marvel movies
You people are still surprised?
Hey,
>>67330678
She with you?
>>67330762
>>67330722
>>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
It happens in a dream.
>>67330785
Yeah with the whole 94% score on The Dark Knight, what total Marvel shills right?
>>67330762
Early reviews are the ones studios put forward first, as they are usually positive. This should give you an idea of the clusterfuck this movie is.
We are witnessing the deat of capeshit guys.
What a time to be on /tv/, can't wait for the new memes.
There are little boys and girls who are going to go to this thinking it's a Justice League movie.
Instead they'll see a pretentious grimdark christ-allegory that would make a 14 y.o. Linkin Park fan cringe.
Those are the only people I feel sorry for.
Still dropping
>>67330762
>I hate all capeshit
Good way to make people in this thread stop reading.
>>67330785
>RT
>owned by Time Warner
>>67328767
wtf, no way. first Superman returning 3 days later, now this?
no fucking way
kek how is zack snyder still employed NO LESS DIRECTING JUSTICE LEAGUE LOL! mano f steel was fucking garbage
>>67328626
>Reviews counted 34
Is anyone stupid enough to fall for this? Is this some Marvel marketing ploy, or are Marvel fans literally this retarded?
IMDB has 11080 votes and 9.2 rating.
>>67330878
Memes aside, this is what's legitimately sad about this.
>>67330932
It's at 39 reviews now with 41%.
>anyone who says mean things about DC must be Marvel!
What a fanboy.
>>67330785
RT is owned by Time Warner, DCuck.
>"the life-or-death battle between the two icons ultimately comes down to a series of misunderstandings."
FUCK I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA PULL THAT STUPID SHIT
>>67330959
Don't be sad, my man.
This will just push more people to Marvel, since they're A-OK with making non grim-dark cape movies.
>>67330932
>He doesnt know
>>67330762
>horrifically corrupt review system
wait, you think a rival studio or something is paying critics off to give negative reviews?
>>67331006
>>67330878
>expecting a Snyder movie to be muh lighthearted fun for children
Pretty sure you'd have to be brain dead to think that after the trailers. All good movies are "grimdark." That's a buzzword mentally ill manchildren use to refer to anything that has a respectable theme and aesthetic.
>ywn be so childishly invested in a movie that you fly into a frothing rage over a bad rating from an aggregate review site
>>67331034
wait, you think this doesn't happen?
that's cute
Fandango owns RT. If BVS gets terrible reviews then people won't buy tickets from Fandango!
>>67330816
Typical capeshit fan thinking it's bad because of unrealism and not because it's the hackest shit ever since Jesus Superman in MoS
>>67331066
Critics getting paid for positive reviews is plausible, but the reverse is pretty retarded
>>67331048
imagine you're walking on the shopping on your kid and he sees batman and superman from the cartoon he likes
and he thinks it's a justice league movie, you enter the theater you see all his dreams being crushed
BRAVO HACK SNYDER
>nothing really interesting happens for another, oh, 100 minutes or so. (Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to frame Superman for the deaths of some terrorists in Africa … who were shot. How do you frame Superman by shooting people? Anyway, it works!) In that 100 minutes, there’s a dream sequence (this movie loves its dream sequences) of Batman fighting in some far-flung dystopian version of Gotham and Metropolis. This is the first time we really see Batman in action
>nothing really interesting happens for another, oh, 100 minutes
>This is the first time we really see Batman in action
>>67331006
>i thought she was with you
I didn't think it was possible for the Warner Bros shilling to be more transparent than it has been in the last month but sudden needs to perform damage control is producing some incredible mental gymnastics and meltdowns.
It's more sad than anything now, I hope the money is worth it.
>>67331048
>respectable theme and aesthetic
DC BTFO
BOYS MMMM
>>67329173
Copypasta you tourist
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
all that money on the budget and they couldn't even get paid reviews
>>67331125
>BOYS MMMM
what the fuck is Snyder's obsession with this theme?
>It’s staged with sadistic elegance – there’s a skin-prickling shot of the mugger’s pistol hitching up Bruce’s mother’s string of pearls – although there are only so many slow-motion aerial shots of coffins and black umbrellas a man can come up with, and much of it smacks of similar passages in Snyder’s earlier films, Sucker Punch and Watchmen.
>It also turns out to be the only substantial insight we get into who Bruce Wayne actually is, or what drives him, in the film’s entire two-and-a-half-hour running time
Paul W.S Anderson and Zack Snyder are basically the same person
>$410 Million
>mfw i am completely neutral regarding capeshit but the phrase "uh o spaghettios" triggered me because there is a person with down syndrome at my place of employment that uses this everyday as his catch phrase and I fucking hate him
>So if all you want to see is a bunch of superheroes punching each other and blowing stuff up, you’ll probably enjoy what Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice has to offer. But I don’t think you’ll be appreciating this film the way it was supposed to be appreciated. This screenplay is “meaningful” in capital air quotes, and the grim determination with which the actors growl their philosophical arguments as the oh-so serious story plays out around them clearly suggests that we were meant to leave our brains on during the movie, instead of turning them off. And since Zack Snyder is practically demanding that we take this film seriously, that’s exactly what I will do. I'll say it's seriously disappointing.
>Zack Snyder
>mfw the legion of american parents keep funding this capeshit for their ugly brats
india does aswell wish theyd stop too
And the sad part is that DC still hasn't hit rock bottom yet
>>67331103
Swim little duck.
Swim in that ignorance. A duck need not know the evils of man and their marketing departments.
>>67331006
>pull out a fucking TDKR monologue
>when the conflict is literally a comical misunderstanding
DCucks are defending this RIGHT NOW.
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.
>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
>>67331223
KEK
>>67331124
In other words, doing justice to the clusterfuck that would happen on Earth if something like Superman landed here one day. Dark, tumultuous, filled with controversy and panic as every institution clamors to find out where his allegiances lie and develop weapons to defeat him. All of the world's main religions are turned upside-down and the resultant loss of muh faith wreaks havoc on third world countries. It's just great to see that they didn't cave to the bias toward shallow mindless "fun" garbage for children and made something actually worth watching.
>>67331194
At least you don't work with Max Landis.
>In other words, Batman v Superman is a sleek, stylish commercial by a studio desperate to birth a new cash cow post-Harry Potter. Almost every aspect of the film — from the shoehorning of Diana Prince (a beautifully blank Gal Gadot), aka Amazonian warrior Wonder Woman, into the plot to pointless cameos by several other fan-favorite DC characters — feels like it was decided in a boardroom instead of a writers’ pen. Moving away from the golden, airy feel of Man of Steel, Snyder apes the dark, brooding aura director Christopher Nolan brought to his Dark Knight trilogy. But he doesn’t have the breadth or vision to match the style: A lot of the movie feels like a retread, right down to the 956th retelling of the night in which a young Bruce Wayne saw his parents gunned down in front of him. Is there anyone left on the planet who still doesn’t know how Batman came to be?
>>67331240
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
THE PEE SCENE IS REAL
>>67331240
>>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans
>>Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer.
But that's what the comics are.
>>67330932
>IMBD
>A credible source
Fuck, why don't you cite the backs of DVD boxes while you're at it
>>67331115
the bomb is with Snyder now
Hello people of 4chan's /tv/. Please refrain from using Rotten Tomatoes as a referral for reviewing my fantastic superhero showdown movie to date. Rotten Tomatoes' team were paid by Marvel Studios to discredit my movie. Any critic that made the attempt to give a good review on their site were removed and then contacted saying that "please use a moral and educated perspective of this movie". I was baffled, Marvel Studios literally has to discredit me by doing this. We all know Civil War is going to suck like Avengers. To anyone who watched my movie, thank you for your support and kind words. I look forward to bringing you Justice League in the near future.
Yours Truly
- Zack Snyder
>>67328626
>trusting payed marvel shills
>>67328767
>All these biblical and philosophical references make me think that Snyder wanted to be Wachowskis and do something they did with the Matrix - a smart action movie. Except Wachowskis fell short where they weren't competent enough filmmakers to tackle their 'too out there' material, while Snyder is just a dumb buffoon with illusion if grandiose who isn't smart enough to recognize a bad idea when he sees one.
>Eventually, a damsel in distress sets in motion the much-awaited showdown, but it's little more than a handful of punches before the grand finale, when Wonder Woman essentially shows up out of nowhere to aid in a final smackdown. Then comes an abrupt final twist that so clearly sets the stage for future installments that it may as well end with a link to buy more tickets.
>Wonder Woman essentially shows up out of nowhere
>>67328626
I fucking called it yesterday as 40-52 and got laughed at.
Suck shit, /tv/ was wrong again.
>>67329328
wait so bad reviews/ratings are being taken down?
no fucking way holy shit.
>>67331240
MOM'S
So, the movie is universally hated because it's too philosophical and not "fun"? It sounds good for me desu
>>67331162
>>BOYS MMMM
>what the fuck is Snyder's obsession with this theme?
After cast Gadot, you need to ask?
>>67331312
I had a feeling the movie was either going to end up in the 90s, or go straight to <50.
My bet was heavily sided towards the latter.
>>67331334
That or because it doesn't have a lot of quips to entertain them.
>>67331334
It's kitsch. Shit pretending to be art and failing
>>67330513
I agree it should have been higher.
>The plot turns on the shocking, never-mentioned-again destruction of a symbolic American edifice, a bloodless explosion that one-ups Independence Day’s White House flattening for glibness. Minutes later, we’re supposed to be whipped into a fanboy frenzy by the tribal drumming that accompanies our first hints of Gal Gadot’s severely corseted Wonder Woman (a character that could use some complexity and, if it’s not too late, a better actor). The endgame is your typical WrestleMania nonsense, bereft of weight or grandeur, set in a generic rubblescape that’s emblematic of the script’s lack of human stakes. (Affleck brings on his Argo writer Chris Terrio, but the impact is negligible.) Only the movie’s seesawing, Sergei Prokofiev–inspired score, by Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL, contains a glimmer of wit. Shamelessly, Batman v Superman lunges for a funereal mood in its final stretch, but come on: We all know superheroes don’t die, not when there are reboots in the balance. After this one, you’ll wish a few of them did.
REMINDER THAT TRUE KINO IS OFTEN HATED BY CRITICS
>>67331372
Have you seen it?
> It’s not a success either as a stand-alone Man of Steel sequel or a would-be kick-off to the DC Extended Universe, and attempts to insert Batman and his Super Friends do real damage to the story and thus the film. And, my word, this movie is almost a self-parody on “grimdark.”
>>67331230
It's stupid because the movie industry isn't zero-sum. Batman vs Superman doing well would actually help Civil War, for example.
>>67331230
>Warner Bros, a billion dollar company is angelic and pure and being bullied by the big meany Disney
Listen to yourself
>>67330932
>imdb
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
YOU DONT KNOW HOW IMDB RATING WORKS DO YOU? I CAN LITERALLY CREATE HUNDREDS OF ACCOUNTS AND GIVE 10s ON A WHIM HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67331334
Yeah, just like Double Down and Things. It's an underrated philosophical masterpiece :^)
>And if you thought that Superman didn't act like Superman in Man of Steel, you will probably disapprove of Zack Snyder’s version of Batman. Affleck looks the part and the new costume is the best one ever, but this new Batman mutilates his criminals and kills without pause. Batman spends most of Batman v Superman acting like the film’s villain, and when you ultimately find out why - that is, the REAL reason why - it doesn’t speak very highly of Bruce Wayne. At all.
I like how RT is trying so hard to shit on the movie. someone wasn't paid enough.
>>67330513
AoU's only offense was that it was unimaginative. Besides that it's a well made, well paced movie, where all characters have clear motivations and goals.
Overlong, underdeveloped and almost entirely humorless, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may please die-hard fans by pitting two DC icons against each other. Everyone else may want to wait for the next Marvel movie.
Rafer Guzman
Newsday
Top Critic
Is he a shill?
>>67331430
oh be nice, he's obviously new here
I honestly secretly wanted it to be good. I wanted it to be good.
I wanted to see a good competition for marvel. But deep inside of me I felt it... (This guys actually think a serious superman god like fighting a iron batman is doable WHAT THE FUCK) It's shit. It's always been shit. I was one of those kids who grew with the serious and cartoony tim burton batman and I tought it was amazing. Now that I grew up to be a manchild I've realized I've put all of my hopes on shit characters. Fuck I think the best thing out there is anime and I know its shit. How can people still believe in superheroes when we are now in our 30s. Its shit baby its batshit. I am crying right now well not really but I wish. I am have become so desensitized. I dont have any sense of wonder anymore. wonder woman is shit. I wish movies were like the seventies superman. happy and campy and I dont know why, it's still shit. ITSSS SHIEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Which was the most exciting bombing today, Brussels or BvS?
>>67328626
This is about what everyone expected. I mean this is the usual % Snyder movies get.
>>67328626
Once they revealed that the CIA cameo was cut, it had no chance.
>>67330762
you can't damage control harder than this
>>67331381
sure thing bud :) byebye DCuck
>Eisenberg's performance is catastrophic.
- eternal Anglo from Daily Telegraph
Holy shit that's hilarious
>41%
>41%
>41%
>41%
>41%
>41%
>>67331481
BvS has more meme potential.
>>67331504
See you in the next movies we make. :D
I hope all you marvel fags are happy you killed BvS with all your memeing and shilling.
We had one chance to have a mature adult superhero movie but you faggots had to have your way
At least the soundtrack is good.
Just like with Man of Steel, I can listen to the soundtrack and imagine a good movie instead.
/co/ was saying Lex Luthor pees in Superman's tea- can we get confirmation on this?
how is this possible? the first impressions from selected viewers sounded great.
Any reviewer that unironically uses the term grimdark is trash
>>67331223
He can't handle 2 characters, how is he gonna handle whole JL, including his biggest fear - female characters? I think there's no way DC is gonna let him direct it now
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>67331547
Because someone didn't get paid enough.
I find it very hard to believe that a movie written by Terrio would be worse than a movie written by Goyer.
>>67330794
>she
I think you're giving him too much credit, anon.
>>67331511
it's at 40
>>67331547
They were shills payed to make buzz
IT'S A PRETTY GOOD KINOFLICK, DON'T HATE FUCKING MORONIC WHITE MALES
>>67331554
dead
>>67331532
He pees in Mercy's tea (his cyborg asian assistant modeled after zuckerbergs wife). for failing him lol.
Couldn't care less
Loved man of steel and most critics (and most of you) hated that too
>post yfw capeshit dies
>>67330932
I don't think even 1000 people have seen this movie yet.
>>67329054
kek down to 9.2 already
I HURT MYSELF TODAY....
>>67331269
A most underrated reply.
>>67331547
Yeah, the twitter buzz for Green Lantern and Fantastic Four was great too.
Never trust early screening reactions.
>>67331592
Why did the MoS felt better after watching the 2nd time? was it because the negative interviews gave me pointless doubt?
>>67331492
tell me... do you fly?
not so good
fuck lol
>>67331576
Argo fucking sucked, it's by far Affleck' worst film and even whatever good it has is carried by directing. I don't understand why people put so much fate in this guy, just because he has an Oscar
>Batman v Supes - 41%
My guesses for Up coming DC Projects:
>Suicide Squad - 30%
>Justice League (As if this'll happen) - 2%
>>67331240
So this dipshits one of those tour de force fuckers? I'm gonna go watch it. Superman's making 800 million worldwide, 450 million domestic.
>>67331481
BvS of course
>>67331589
what.
>>67331048
>All good movies are "grimdark."
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>67331532
holy fuck
I shitposted about the movie being pee pee poo poo
but it actually is, wow
>>67331186
>that much money
HOW CAN A MOVIE BE BAD WITH THIS MUCH FUCKING MONEY BEHIND IT LMAO.
WHY WOULDN'T YOU HIRE DIRECTORS / WRITERS WHO HAVE CONSISTENTLY MADE WELL REVIEWED MOVIES?
>>67331452
None of that is true. It's terribly made, the CG is laughable now and will only look more and more embarrassing with age. The pacing is garbage, the farm scene is a screeching halt to everything going on to provide piss-poor characterization that boils down to retarded shit like "I'm a woman who can't have babies :(" It's a garbage movie.
>>67328626
>this movie needs to make 1 billion to break even
WHAT SUNK THE TITANTIC?
>>67331223
Aquaman will do that.
>>67331654
Because it meant no Goyer
>>67331644
Fuck.
>Reviewers are praising CW TV shows saying that the movies should be more like them
Thank fuck BvS isn't like that anything from CW is trash
IT DROPPED DOWN TO 32%
>>67331658
>Justice League
>not happening
Reviews mean shit, it's the money that pours in. why do you think every Marvel movie that's not Captain America is average?
>>67331260
Try not to choke on all that pretentiousness
Lmao what a shit taste, and uneducated to boot.
>>67331658
Suicide Squad will be 80%+ because it has jokes and a tongue-in-cheek tone which is all critics care about in superhero movies now.
Just a comparison
>snyder right now
>>67331703
fuck off, marvel shill.
its still at a decent 40.
>>67331709
yes, those films are much better. congrats on pointing out the obvious.
>Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor
I dropped this shit years ago.
>>67331709
super man returns if a fun flick you could call your girlfried to watch with you and you would probably get laid
now BvS she would think you're a weirdo freak
>TFW CAPESHIT WILL DIE IN YOUR LIFETIME
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>>67331402
Yes
>>67331725
it's 39 now
>>67331709
>BvS was beaten by Episode II, Iron Man 3, and Superman Returns
Thanks for the extra laugh, anon
>>67331709
>good films are better than bad films
Great comparison my man.
>>67331306
>dumb buffoon
holy fuck
>>67331723
JUST when?
>>67331725
>decent 40
There is nothing decent about being in the 40s
>>67331725
>a decent 40
>>67328767
No. No way. There's no fucking way that actually happens. That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard.
Are they serious with this movie? I have a feeling that this whole thing is just a joke and there's not actually a movie.
>>67331725
>decent 40.
lmao
>>67331725
>a decent 40
I can't handle all this damage control.
>its down to 39
Holy fuck, let this be the end of capeshit please
Memes really do come true.
>>67331683
>we live in a world where this is no longer the worst batman movie
>>67331709
superman returns is kino
thats why the main complaint is "he doesnt punch anyone"
only plebs hate superman returns
39%
JUST
>16 fresh
>25 rotten
>>67331725
>decent 40
>>67331709
>Guys just reminding you that the rule of transitivity applies to RT scores
Thanks guy, always good to define the obvious
It's all Junkie XL fault isn't it
>>67331725
>decent 40
Did you ever tell your mother that you had gotten a "decent F" too fucking mediocre?
Post yfw Snyder killed the capeshit meme
>>67331725
>decent 40
>>67331709
>decent movies are better than terrible ones
what are you trying to get at here?
>>67331831
No but I did tell your mother I had a decent D
>DOWN TO 39%
K E K
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HOW LOW CAN IT GO
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>>67331700
they pushed back Justice League cause of Marvel's expansion. I'm sure it'll come out it just won't be as big as the Avengers.
It's over
China will love it
Prepare yourselves for the dawn of capekino
>>67331835
>>67331709
I remember critics saying that supes was to peaceful in this movie, wondering if it still echoes in WB HQ and maybe kids the reason why they decided to turn him into a man of murder instead.
>39%
>>67331852
Flat out terrible
Take a lap
>>67331852
That sounds disappointing too.
wew
well gee I wonder why this happened.
a movie like this, with the only source material in the universe being MoS.. I mean how could it happen?
>>67331890
>Stop, Zack Snyder.
>No seriously... just stop.
how did we go from this...
>trusting RT reviews
>after they gave that garbage of sequel that is Zoolander 2 an 8.5
/tv/, I thought you were better than this.
>>67331879
haha
>>67331725
>a decent 40
LMFAOOOOO
Ahahabahahhahahahaahbababssshshahahahhshshsshsh
I'm dead
>>67331894
Oh my god, it stays below Forever....holy shit.
this is one of the best nights on /tv/ ive had in a while
thanks guys
>>67331825
His music is probably going to be the best thing to come out of this crap.
>>67331894
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
JUST
>IT'S GOING DOWN
>>67328626
Do people actually care about these ratings ? I mean the force awakens is at 92%, why would anybody take that shit seriously ?
>>67331230
Yeah because The Dark Knight and TDKR totally got a low score right?
>>67331894
tfw no seal soundtrack
>>67331926
just like with man of steel
>>67328626
How many sites did Marvel pay for these reviews
It's bound to go up it only has like 40 reviewers
>Bubbly cutesy CapeShit beats Dark depressing capeshit every time.
>Fresh: 16
>Rotten: 25
HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE
>>67331911
wtf are you talking about that shit is in the 20s
>people actually thought a movie that was rewritten by a different writer halfway through production would be coherent, let alone decent
what exactly were you retards expecting
>>67331890
Holy shit it's real. It really is getting shit on by the critics.
>>67331300
>The Dark Knight
>>67331972
>this damage control
Most films have positive reviews first and then go down later when more come. It's over. It's only going down from here. Film is shit.
>>67331970
>Everyone else will want to wait for the next Marvel movie
OHHHH KILL EM!
>>67331955
Except TFA was objectively really good, maybe it didn't deserve so much praise, but still it's an engaging, well thought and realized piece of cinema.
>>67331979
But everyone loved both Dark Knights
>>67331911
Bad movies sometimes have a good score, not one movie below 50 on RT is a good movie, inaccurate reviews only work one way
>>67331692
Seriously? Every superhero show that isn't Daredevil is absolute shit.
>>67332012
Needs more bats.
>>67331970
>DCuck being this mad
if Marvel paid, DC paid more. :)
and if Marvel pays them off, why don't they ever pay off any of the 3 Nolan Bat flicks?
lmao.
lmao.
gg kid.
>>67331966
>>67331987
The fuck is this then?
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1458664640612.jpg
>>67331955
i didn't think TFA was great but id still say "see it once i guess" 6/10
thatd be a positive review
>>67328626
So much for it being "capekino"
kek
>>67331970
>Everyone else will want to wait for the next Marvel movie
>Luthor pees in a cup
>Carried by bats like christ
>Rises from the dead in 3 days
>>67332017
Cause Nolan introduced us to gritty realism.
Snyder whored it out.
you guys are tards
these are the reviews of critics
normies will go see the film and love it, and thus there will be a rise in score
screencap this post senpaitachi
>>67331955
How have you not figured out this board likes to see things fail?
>>67332039
It means one review is 8.5 you idiot
>>67331970
judging by his picture that reviewer must be a massive cuck who lets his gf get the BBC, no wonder he can't appreciate a patrician kinography such as Batman v Superman.
>Down to 40%
>>67332039
That's one reviewer you dumb cuck
>>67331970
Marvel shill/7
We're going to need a new thread with Bring Me To Life embedded.
>>67332031
b-but Jurssica
>RT
>2016
>>67331725
>a strong 40
hahahaha
>>67331306
If he cuts off his cock he's half way there.
But isn't his vision the R-rated bluray?
>>67332059
how come batman AND superman are both jesus now?
>>67328626
bombing like Belgium ;)
>Captain America: Civil War out in a month
>>67332039
>being 13 yo permavirgin
>first time posting on /tv/
>not knowing how RT works
fuck off back to plebbit
>>67332104
my god
the ultimate insult
>>67332104
absolutely unbelievable.
never expected it to be this bad. its a dream come true, capeshit is truly dead.
>>67332039
how do you even remember to breathe being that dumb?
>>67332095
Cause E.T. came out and people wanted friendly aliens.
>most critics complaining about constant action impeding any character development
>literally the exact same problem with TFA, except TFA could ride on the coat-tails of the previous movies for character goodwill
>>67332095
>>67331911
>>67331709
Hello /co/
>>67332125
>I'm 13
>>67332104
Yeah, there's no coming back from this one.
It's a fucking massacre, and I love it
>>67332095
Great sample size on a movie that was released decades before the site was a thing as well as people having no real incentive to go and review that movieas good as it was
>>67332104
My god.
>>67332104
>average rating 5.3 and 5.2
Still this is awful
I can't tell if this is shitposting anymore.
>>67331970
>Marvel wants DC to make bad capeshit and crash the entire genre with no survivors so they can make no money and go bankrupt
Brilliant
>>67331306
What is this from?
>>67332095
Everyone knows The Thing was shit on by critics back in the day.
>>67332157
>TFA didn't establish already existing characters
you're thick mate
>>67332104
The worst part is how the percentage is lower if you only look at Top Critics
>>67328626
I hope they use the RT score in the commercials like hipster fags do with other movies.
holy fucking shit lmao
>>67332104
>Batman Forever wasamazing
>>67332003
Not a capeshitter but don't alot of movies have like 30 or so rottens but still end up being fresh
>>67332208
Jesus.
>>67332205
BvS IS THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE SEASON
>IT'S....GOOD
>TWO THUMBS UP
>IF YOU'RE EXPECTING.....A GOOD TIME
Wouldn't it be cool to have a campy Batman movie, instead of the same dark, broody bullshit
Like Burton's batmans meets mad max
>>67332197
No, TFA didn't establish its new characters beyond their attachment to the legacy characters, resulting in a series of unearned beats where the new characters are barely developed at all.
>>67332208
Any other terrible movies better than BvS? Praise kek.
>>67331970
Probably at least a couple, but not this many. Hooo...
>>67331890
He knew all along...
>>67332208
44%>39%
Try again
>>67332243
At this rate DC will put Adam West in the original suit with all the POWS and SMACKS! just to get something.
It's dropping, hahahaha its still dropping!
it's going to hit 39% next!
>>67332271
What?
>>67332208
Thanks ben Al Felik we can count on you.
>>67332271
that's his point farn
>>67331124
Oh fuck off frogposter
>>67332294
Yea like I think that would be kind of cool to have those POWs but it still is snappy and updated
a little like Scott pilgrim maybe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>67331970
>almost entirely humorless
Fucking marvel drones and their epic quips
>>67332244
TFA characters are pretty shallow, but wide, we don't have much insight into what's going on in their heads (and why), but they're all boiling with easy to remember feats. But that's a good approach for an adventure movie.
"How do you want your first DC crossover movie, /tv/?"
>>67332346
Was this the okay hulk or the shit hulk?
>>67332407
JUST give me a decent 40 senpai
>>67332407
JUST
>>67332346
>implying that wasn't the best Hulk movie
I'm salty that he's just a quip monster now.
>>67331306
>Snyder is just a dumb buffoon with illusion of grandiose who isn't smart enough to recognize a bad idea when he sees one.
>>67331709
Star Trek Into Darkness was shit and yet, Rotten gave it 92%. They gave the Force Awakens 94%. So their opinions don't account for shit.
RIP DCCU
May a colony of bats sing thee to thy rest
>>67332407
JUST LIKE THIS SENPAI
>>67328626
if you didn't see this coming then you should be embarrassed.
>>67332450
>Rotten gave it
>their opinions
you don't understand what Rotten Tomatoes is or what it does. That's why you can't handle the truth.
>>67331894
At least Batman Forever had a good soundtrack
>>67331970
>How many sites did Marvel pay for these reviews
You genuinely think this is the case? That Marvel's paying dozens of critics to shit on a film - rather than admit the pre-release hype was faked, ie., DC was paying a few shills to constantly promote it as the 'capekino' event of the year on here and /co/.
Occams razor says you're a clown. Seeing as this is the 2nd time you've fallen for this perhaps it's time to stop investing so much of your ego and time into this company wars crap.
BTW, Marvel isn't the competition here - they'd be quite pleased to see DC's films do well as it keeps the public's interest in superhero product high and buzzing along for when a Marvel film is released. They'll feed off of each others marketing and hype machines as the release dates play leapfrog. As it stands I'd imagine Kevin Feige is now calling up DC's head of film and saying, "Getcha A-game on, son. We're doing our bit."
inb4 someone changes this pic to 'Spider-Man steals DC's thunder'
Literally recommends Zootopia or 10 Cloverfield Lane instead of BvS :')
http://www.slashfilm.com/batman-v-superman-review/3/
>>67331306
pretty sure snyder can at least speak proper english.
>>67332586
haha no way reddit :')
>>67331056
don't cry, anon. it gets better. trust me!
>>67332586
10 Cloverfield Lane is awesome!
>>67331473
underrated post
>>67332515
Butthurt much. I'm not saying BVS is great. But Rotten sucks ass though. It's not going to change.
>>67332669
RT does not have an opinion. It's an aggregator site that catalogues other people's reviews. you're an idiot. plain and simple.
I saw premiere Monday. If you liked man of steel, you'll like this.
Lex is and Affleck both played their roles well. Also the braniac easter egg is fucking great.
How does it stack up next to gods of egypt?
>>67331006
That son of a bitch took my Gameboy, I just know it!
>>67332703
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aqbEmOj4M
>>67332703
Oh shit ahahahaha
>>67332031
Daredevil was absolute garbage whenever Punisher wasn't on the screen.
>>67332724
There was nothing at all wrong with God's of Egypt
>>67332691
Which other people though? if they're choosing the cock suckers who hate any mention of a Christ allegory because they're butthurt cunt atheist, then it's a bit fucking dumb that you're defending this type of allegory, yeah?
They're the people who got butt hurt when lost ended in purgatory or how BattleStar alluded to god and angels. they're the leftest liberal progressive cunts i'd much rather see get culturally enriched by isis mudslime immigrants they brought in because they're retarded c.u.c.k.s.
It keeps dropping
Literally the only people defending this movie haven't seen it yet. Lel.
>>67332346
I actually really liked this movie. I couldn't finish the one with Ed Norton.
>>67332869
must be tiring having people spoonfeed you all the time:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/help_desk/critics/
Sorry guys but Spidey wins again.
>>67332954
ok now THAT'S a good one...
>>67332346
>literal pleb-bait
Ang Lee was the greatest capeshit director of all time. Including Kenneth Branagh, who was tied to a steaming pile of Thor shit.
>>67332869
>dat random sperging about right wing policies
why am I not surprised that someone who doesn't understand a basic website is a trump supporter.
>>67332869
If anything, depictions of crucifixion in Hollyjew have been to trivialize the torment of the Jesus Christ. The act of Batman being lifted by a cross of bats is basically Snyder taking a shit on Jesus.
You're the type of conservative who loves open borders
>>67332891
>I warned you about those SNYDER bro
>>67332954
wew
>>67333105
It's a snyding scale
Ahh fuck it. I give up. I was going to wear my yellow batman t shirt to the premier and I was going to bring my nephew and show him a good movie. Now Im just going to stream batman begins to him on thursday. It's all your fault GOYER its all your fault. oh and Zack snyder too
>>67332802
Regardless, Daredevil is notches above any other live action superhero TV show.
>>67333207
>my nephew
Don't you mean your wife's son?
Im a 32 year old manchildren and a virgin that like batman. I don't have a wife.
>>67333253
No I'll take my wife's son too see civil war
believe what you want but I have no doubt in my mind that this movie is gonna be appreciated and praised by you beta fags in about 12 months. just like man of steel was ahead of its time and just getting the praise it deserves now, so will this.
>>67333315
No that black guydiesby a white man he'll go crazy
>it's a compare a day-one rotten tomatoes score of a movie that hasn't been released yet with old movies that have hundreds/thousands of reviews episode
stay classy /tv/
>>67333374
Based Snyder does it again
>>67329054
Shit vs my favorite movie.
Please someone kill me.
>>67333374
>Hasn't even seen the movie
>No doubt
DCucks, every time
>>67330678
>woo wee wee woos
And you call us autistic?
>>67333374
>this movie is gonna be appreciated and praised by you beta fags in about 12 months. just like man of steel
>>67333458
>hasn't seen the movie yet
>says it's shit because of internet manchildren early-access reviews
as an unbiased hater of all capeshit, you're just as bad as he is.
>>67333499
>Hasn't seen the movie yet
>Hates it just because it's capeshit
Shut the fuck up
>Literally Dawn of JUSTice
my fucking sides
>>67333570
but anon that's a perfectly justifiable reason to hate a movie.
american comic books are fucking lame.
>>67332117
Kek
>>67332933
So sorry Juden, not taking your bait, it's late and I'm tired. I have no time for your antics.
>>67333073
As I said, i'm not saying Man of Steel 2 isn't shit, but fuck Rotten Tomatoes is my point. I read the reviews and of how people found issue of it being A Christ allegory, but nowhere does anything lift up Christ at all. So I don't see how Batman's a Christ allegory.
>>67333047
Spoken like a true leftie. Next you'll be telling me the bombing in Brussells was not #AllMuslims.
You're long overdue for cultural enrichment you thunder dyke.
>>67331547
Yeah, "selected viewer reviews." No shit the reviews were good ya fucking dumbass.
