http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
Here we go. Track the RT in this thread.
Reviews Counted: 2
Rotten: 2
DC BTFO.
there are other threads already doing this, champ
I just want capeshit to be so over the top, not even normies will watch it. Also hope Avatar 2 and Star Wars 8 will show people there's other stuff that capeshit. Then theyll slowly transition into regular movies.
>>67324089
4/4 rotten now
Fuck me
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>1 Fresh
>8 Rotten
Ahahahaha oh wow
THIS IS IT
CAPESHIT IS FINALLY OVER
Why why why why why why
Fuckeverythinf lads
J U S T
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B L E E D
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Fkin rekt
>>67324432
>>67323881
MEDIOCRE
>>67324628
Dont witness me, senpai
Miss me yet?
>>67325049
;_;
>>67325049
Still recovering from this.
>>67325199
This is cropped....
Idk doest the embargo lift in 30 min
>>67325404
Blame Nolan and his tight camera bullshit, also lol about how it was friendly fire not a shot went off
https://youtu.be/lDdX6meXcY4?t=2m38s
>>67323881
>put what on paper should be the biggest movie of all time into the hands of David Goyer and Zach Snyder
> Fresh: 5
>Rotten: 15
Reap what you sow, Warner Brothers. Reap what you sow.
>>67325049
Aronofsky could be better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVbxPpTHWc
>but it's not fun
>it's not fun
how is this a fucking criticism?
not even a DCuck but these people are literally retarded
also
>top "critic"
top pleb, maybe
>>67325737
It's a superhero movie. Making it serious is retarded because it's an inherently dumb subject.
A glib facsimile
>>67325737
Do you not like fun?
>37%
COMEBACK
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K
Post yfw capeshit is finally dead.
9%
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN FOLLOWING THIS SHIT BUT FLOP OF THE CENTURY IM ON BOARD THE HATE HYPE TRAIN NOW MOTHERFUCKERS AND IM READY TO PRETEND I WAS HERE FROM THE BEGINNING
8%
>>67325737
this same kike called avenshit 2 good
mine says 37% desu senpai
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
Jesus.
Brutal.
>>67325737
>People don't like to have fun! Fun is bad!
>>67325737
These "critics" are literally bought by Disney.
>>67325737
Marvel sets the superhero movie tone. If it's not on point with theirs, it's wrong.
>>67325981
>Batman v Superman might kill capeshit
Superman truly died for our sins
It went from 2-12 to 10-17
We're all gonna make it bros
39% and rising
>>67326048
Pottery
Even IMDb shilled rating is going down
>>67325049
Interstellar was a masterpiece.
>>67325981
Sounds like it was written by one of you autistics from here
The fire rises
>>67326093
10-17 is considered making it
Do you even lift?
So this score basically confirms that it's kino right? Because pleb critics can't comprehend it?
>>67325694
>this chick says its good
>IM EXITED
This movie could be irredeemable ass and I'll still see it for pretty cinematography
![batman-oldman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6FEvUfO.jpg "batman-oldman[1].jpg")
>incoherently structured
>electric soup of CGI
>numbing smash-and-bash orgy
>a series of big things bashing into other big things
>loud, sprawling, and distracted
>lands with a big thud
>Lacks of real character development
>a mashup of things we've seen before
>it's not fun
>a $250 million tombstone
>film is a discordant and almost three hour experience
>this a big let down in every sense
>>67326291
>People unironically think Zack Snyder has good cinematography
Oh boy
>inb4 you post one of the shitty cinegrids
>9,3
>>67326291
You can literally watch Watchmen for the same cinematigraphy
The film comes out in 3 days, how bad do you guys think this will affect the box office? Word of mouth is important after all
>>67326399
Was 9.7 before the embargo ended. Just waiting for it to drop bellow 90% and continue
>>67326399
>IMDB scores
>BvS was written by David S. Goyer
>Directed by Snyder
Oh my god this movie never had a chance
SNYDER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5.1/10 average rating
HOLY SHIT GIT REKT
Get reck'd Affleck
CHECK 'EM
>>67325737
The film is not supposed to have a epic dark atmosphere? Why would anyone think this should be fun?
>>67325049
yes
>>67326438
I won't affect it as bad as what will happen at the Jamaica cinemas in NY on friday.
do u bleed
>>67326890
Yeah, they're bleeding money lmao
>>67326890
now is not the time for bleeding.... that comes later
>>67326880
>>67325850
>>67326890
J00 weel
>>67326880
They haven't forgot to order in M&Ms again, have they?
>>67325199
this is EXACLY what a batman goon would do you idiot.
>>67325199
Every time
>>67325199
>Swings a gun at batman
>Other guy just falls over
What the fuck
>>67325199
He just slipped, it's a common mistake
>>67323881
So what are we predicting it to settle at, lads?
I'd say anything from 55 to 75 at this rate, a lot of the bigger reviewers have still to come
I just came to laugh:
hahahaha
haha
Deep inside, a part of me just died.
>>67325850
It's dying, anon, but not dead.
While DC is dead and marvel's been a zombie for years now, it's still driven by normie inertia.
Once the main prop up titles falter, capeshit will finally die. We only need wait for an actor or two leaving, a double flop of new titles or a disappointing main franchise return to start the end..
>you bought your ticket before the reviews
>>67325199
He gave us this tho.
>>67328216
i'm sorry
>>67328216
I am going to watch it anyway... not waiting for the reviews to form my opinion.
>pic related became real
>>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
Snyder films are under-appreciated Kinography. Even Sucker Punch is a very well done movie that can only be truly understood by patricians. Philistines who crave for cliched humor over thought provoking and meaningful story plague the current journalistic arena. These people have zero understanding of what good cinematography, writing, and acting is. Take for example The Avengers movie. Many of the shots look like they came out of a college student's project, not to mention the zero gravity in its scenarios or depth to any of its characters (outside of Captain America, who is very well developed). In fact, take a look at the deleted scenes of the Avengers for Cap. The very atmosphere is completely different and was taken out because it contrasted with how bland the rest of the movie is.
>>67325737
its about a god space alien fighting a rich man with a super suit until they have to team up and fight a goo monster
>>67324384
>In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justic, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses.
WILL DC EVER, EVER RECOVER?
I swear to fucking Christ, Allah, Buddha and every other fucking shitty God out there...
How the fuck does this, which by all appearances is both a cinematic spectacle and a cerebral piece of philosophic cinema getting lambasted while fucking garbage cliche, derivative, uninspired, mass-marketing FUCKING TRASH like Ant-Man is getting praised to the skies? Am I alive right now? Is this Hell? Marvel puts out the same boiler-plate FUCKING CRAP every fucking time they part their gargantuan asscheeks to spew their suppurating crap all over theaters everywhere AND EVERY FUCKING TIME PEOPLE LOVE IT. DC does something original, take the less tread path and people shit on it. How many fucking memes does it take to please these piece of low IQ shit? How can you fucking GIVE THE FORCE AWAKENS AND AVENGERS FRESH SCORES but not this? Do these people watch movies or do they diffuse through the epithelium down an osmotic gradient?! FUCK CRITICS. FUCK THOSE FUCKING RETARDED PACK OF PHILISTINES
>>67326803
I hate superhero movies, haven't seen one in 5 years, I have no intention of seeing this one. The fact that you take such stock in RT is pretty embarrassing though guys. RT is absolutely shit-tier garbage and generally polls critics who know little about film and are generally writing with the average viewer in mind. If you consider yourself an average viewer, which I guess it seems like you do then continue using it but it is in no way an accurate reflection of a movie's quality. It sounds like this movie actually tried to go outside of the box. Not that I'll see it but I think it's sad that you guys are so ready to dismiss anything that might try something new all because a horribly pleb website told you to.
>>67328335
nobody really gives two shits about comic book critique so money wins even more.
http://www.geek.com/news/batman-v-superman-comic-fans-will-hate-it-youll-probably-love-it-embargoed-til-6pm-et-1650343/
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.
>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
BRAVO
>a $250 million tombstone
>>67328335
>capeshit
>has no influence big enough to make critics fear them
They have a free pass to shit on it.
I farted :)
Remember when they were saying that this would be "too smart" for Marvel fans?
Serious =/= smart, bitch niggers. Glad to see critics are shitting on this movie.
>>67325800
>superheroes
>dumb
wut
>>67323881
Give it a few days until the paid Marvel reviewers are done shitreviewing.
>>67328394
he should have just said made for plebs
>>67328394
>No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoi
What in Gods name
>>67328493
Postiive ones are already coming out
Of course the "MUH FUN" fags were out first
>>67328394
>they made Lex a fuccboi Brian Singer would choose for his X-Men movies
Why.
>>67328493
but man of steel was hovering around 65% and dropped to rotten after a week
>>67328444
Pretty much anyone who is giving BvS a bad review either gives a bad review to every capeshit movie they see or is also giving high ratings to shit like hungry games.
>>Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to frame Superman for the deaths of some terrorists in Africa … who were shot. How do you frame Superman by shooting people? Anyway, it works!
>>67327504
Early reviews are the most forgiving. That's why Fant4stic dropped from 20% to 8% in under a week.
>>67328335
Im with you Anon. People suck and arent willing to delve into anything that requires real thought. Everyone is capable of it. But they dont do it cause they're spoon-fed shit like the Avengers thats all bright and flashy quips. Its like radio man. People listen to shitty music on the radio cause its whats handed to them. People who take the time to look into something (let alone change their opinions) are few and far between.
I'm not kidding here right, i have no bias towards dc or marvel
but HOW THE FUCK does something like "Avengers age of ultron" have fucking 75% on rotten tomatoes ? No joke, lets take my closest family and friend memebers, i've directly asked them all about avengers age of ultron
>dad - "Looks absolute tripe"
>mum- "ugh, why even bother ?"
>gf- "i dont ever want to watch it"
>mate 1- "took a tinder date to see it, utter garbage"
>mate 2-"the first one was alright but second was terrible, dont go and see it"
>mate 3 (loves comics and all that shit)- "its alright, not as good as the first, a bit disjointed but i liked it"
>mate 4 - "there's a second one ?"
i'm heavily paraphrasing but that is pretty much all of there reactions to a tee, so what the fuck is the deal ? are the people in my life just patrician or pleb ? how can age of ultron be so high in comparison to batman v superman when both are probably as shit as each other ?
btw, they will all have similar reactions to batman v superman, just wondering how this is getting much worse reviews.
>tfw "capekino" is being replaced by salty virgins defending the latest DC trash
this is more enjoyable than any movie
http://uproxx.com/movies/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-review/
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously
>>67328472
>serious =/= smart
That's already been proven by the MCU tho
>>67323881
Full review of "not fun" review:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice-877477
Literally not a single paragraph of actual review given. 10/10 top critic.
A lot of you are trying way too hard.
>>67328394
HE ACTUALLY SERVED IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67328700
>THESE SALTY DC TEARS
HAUHAUHEUHEUHA
>>67328636
>>67328335
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>67328700
eh, don't get bothered about Avengers 2
Many were disappointed with that, to different levels.
I've LITERALLY have Zero fucking doubt there are hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars, being deposited on so-called "Reviewer's" PayPal accounts as we speak, from some silly Disney subsidiary (if it was named Funtime Inc. it would be too poetic) that is too well hidden to prove anything.
This is how this happens.
This how a giant corporation kills art.
You are fucking seeing it: form opinions on people without giving them a chance to make up their mind. BvS is really an amazing accomplishment of storytelling, but it has a lot more in common with William Wyler's Ben Hur than The Avengers. It is a story about humanity and not a comedy about people who only look human on the outside.
It's a real shame 4chan can't see past Disney's deception. And Good riddance, i don't need you.
> As we saw in the trailer, Doomsday shows up and he’s basically a big pile of space goo with no real intent or plan or motivation. He’s just there and he’s mad.
>/tv/ is so desperately contrarian people are already defending this blunder.
Wew lads
>>67328692
cont.
I mean, why would anyone spend time looking into something other than face-value when they're flooded with visual imagery and jokes? Again, the same applies to music in that - the shit on the radio is good enough for most people. But Im sure if you forced them to look at other shit, Im sure theyd like it more than whats forced on them. They LITERALLY just do not know any better. And I dont blame them. End of story
>>67328750
>>67328700
>the opinions of people that didn't see the film are not the same of people who did
???
>In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justic, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses.
HAHAHA FUCKING REKT
CAPESHIT FINALLY DYING
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>67328750
the butthurt is real
:^)
>>67328734
i clearly said they are both shit, read the fucking post
i'm asking why one clearly equally shit film has a much higher rating
>>67328750
kek I like DC more than Marvel but you're pathetic and autistic.
>>67323881
>>67328770
Chances are that's due to a /co/mblr leak.
I took a trip over there to see how they're dealing with it, and the asspain is glorious to behold.
>>67328713
And proven once again by Snyder
>>67328816
HAHAHA DC BUTTHURT
>>67328770
That's /co/ and /v/ on their holidays.
>>67328816
because they aren't equally shit?
Look beyond the special effects, you fedora tipping autist. Look at the writing, the directing, etc.
>>67328851
yawn
>>67328830
Old /co/ here
Don't fucking bother
No really just stop
This and in 3 weeks, Dark Souls 3...
I will kill myself if i dont get one single good news in the next weeks
>>67328750
snyder pls go
>>67328675
>>Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to crash a plane with no survivors … who were shot. Why would you shoot a man before throwing them out of an airplane? Anyway, it works!
I figure the perception of the actors portraying them also has to do with it, Chris Evans is hilarious and well liked while Afflec and WW are barely getting over the hatred of the fans, plus poor balding brah is getting his 2nd movie taken away from him at the cost of more shekels.
Plus Snyder was directing it, wtf were they expecting?
>>67328700
Intellectual elitism is the worst. People with average intelligence like to pretend they know anything about art and rebel against dumb fun "b-because it ain't muh art".
People like these wouldn't recognize art if it was shoved on their faces along with a fistful of dung, so basically they just keep on being mad and complaining. That or they watch shitty movies and pretend those are art for being bad and incomprehensible.
>In other words, Batman v Superman is a sleek, stylish commercial by a studio desperate to birth a new cash cow post-Harry Potter. Almost every aspect of the film — from the shoehorning of Diana Prince (a beautifully blank Gal Gadot), aka Amazonian warrior Wonder Woman, into the plot to pointless cameos by several other fan-favorite DC characters — feels like it was decided in a boardroom instead of a writers’ pen. Moving away from the golden, airy feel of Man of Steel, Snyder apes the dark, brooding aura director Christopher Nolan brought to his Dark Knight trilogy. But he doesn’t have the breadth or vision to match the style: A lot of the movie feels like a retread, right down to the 956th retelling of the night in which a young Bruce Wayne saw his parents gunned down in front of him. Is there anyone left on the planet who still doesn’t know how Batman came to be?
>>67328750
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>>67328873
so you are saying age of ultron is worth its rating ?
literall fucking retard
>>67328766
i don't know much about doomsday but isn't that what he is in the comics? a murderous madman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmEf5WS-jI
Reminder that only Women hate BvS
Holy shit the meltdowns and defending of WB, a billion dollar corporation, in this thread are far more entertaining than the film could ever have hoped to be.
Don't worry guys, I'm going to give it a Ten
>>67323881
If you read the reviews, one thing is painfully clear:
The critics are NOT happy it doesn't push the SJW agenda even though Wonder Woman is in it.
>review from a member of the slash filmcast says it fucking sucks.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DCFAGS ON SUICIDESQUAD WATCH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb803TWjSFI
Damn, the DC fanboys on this board must be going nuts.
>>67328916
they all said a shit movie was shit, there is no elitism involved whatsoever
>>67328700
>conveniently every person this anon knows disliked the movie
No offense, but I don't believe you
>>67328735
Never fucking reply to me unless you're contributing to the thread
>>67326340
>>>/reddit/
>>67325049
Wrong photo
>Eventually, a damsel in distress sets in motion the much-awaited showdown, but it's little more than a handful of punches before the grand finale, when Wonder Woman essentially shows up out of nowhere to aid in a final smackdown. Then comes an abrupt final twist that so clearly sets the stage for future installments that it may as well end with a link to buy more tickets.
>Wonder Woman essentially shows up out of nowhere
BRAVO SNYDER
>>67328983
>why even bother
>looks like tripe
They didn't even fucking watch it, they are bashing it to appear smart.
Yes it is shit, it's dumb entertainment, it's not art, but if you bash it just to appear smart (specially when you haven't even seen it) you're just a shithead.
>>67328962
>DCfriends now appealing to /pol/ for validation
>>67329033
Interstellar is literally the reddit/fedora core
>>67328906
I never understood this.
Bane obviously knew that CIA was bluffing about killing two of the prisoners. Why else would ask CIA why he would "shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?" On top of that, he can obviously see that CIA didn't actually shoot and throw the first prisoner when he loses the hood.
So why, then, does Bane insist on leaving one of his men in the wreckage?
>>67329033
How fucking new?
>BVS IS TOO SERIOUS FOR ME WORST MOVIE EVER, NEEDS MORE QUIPS
I bet even if the movie had them, nothing would make this Disney shills happy.
>>67323881
>CRASH AND BURN
CRASH AND BURN
>CRASH AND BURN
CRASH AND BURN
>CRASH AND BURN
CRASH AND BURN
this is so beautiful
Angry reminder that every one of you started this stupid ass "KEKEKEK DC IS FINISHED WE WERE RIGHT KILL YOURSELVES" with your smug Chris Evans reaction images as soon as the VERY FIRST review came out. How can anyone take you seriously. How do you take yourself seriously, and how do you sleep at night knowing you're so stupid?
Everyone in this thread are firing on all cylinders of stupidity. This board is dead.
>>67329103
Kill yourself you sub human capeshit drone
>>67329103
>THESE SALTY TEARS
LMFAO YOUR FILM SUCKS BALLS
>>67329055
They're bashing it because it's hollow tripe that deserves to be bashed.
>BvS has several dream sequences
this alone is a huge red flag
>>67329103
aww, poor DCshill feeling outnumbered?
>"BvS sucks because it's long, has a bad story, and is just tons of action with no real substance." - Rotten Tomatoes
>"Age of Ultron was amazing because, while it was long and had a bad story, it was tons of action!" - Rotten Tomatoes
Jesus fucking christ I hate this planet and everything in it.
>>67326257
Y-yes.I'm fucking destroyed to be honest ;_;
>>67329151
HAHAHA FUCK OFF SHILL
>>67328947
>women hate fun
did we need confirmation of this
>>67329142
No movie should exceed the one dream sequence limit.
>>67326208
This, Nolan makes true kino
>>67323881
I'm honestly very doubtful that this movie is worse than Age of Ultron.
>>67328947
DESPERATE
AS
FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67324384
>break your brain
>not fun
These reviews actually make me excited. This movie sounds great.
>The plot turns on the shocking, never-mentioned-again destruction of a symbolic American edifice, a bloodless explosion that one-ups Independence Day’s White House flattening for glibness. Minutes later, we’re supposed to be whipped into a fanboy frenzy by the tribal drumming that accompanies our first hints of Gal Gadot’s severely corseted Wonder Woman (a character that could use some complexity and, if it’s not too late, a better actor). The endgame is your typical WrestleMania nonsense, bereft of weight or grandeur, set in a generic rubblescape that’s emblematic of the script’s lack of human stakes. (Affleck brings on his Argo writer Chris Terrio, but the impact is negligible.) Only the movie’s seesawing, Sergei Prokofiev–inspired score, by Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL, contains a glimmer of wit. Shamelessly, Batman v Superman lunges for a funereal mood in its final stretch, but come on: We all know superheroes don’t die, not when there are reboots in the balance. After this one, you’ll wish a few of them did.
>>67326257
>pleb critics
>Todd McCarthy
>Kate Muir
>Robbie Collin
sure, keep telling yourself that. maybe you'll sleep better at night.
>>67329055
they can see its shit, they arent trying to appear smart trust me
Good lord the DC defenders must have the biggest fucking fedoras.
Has anyone seen one of my favorite films Sulivan's Travels? It's about a film director that wants to make a serious drama about being poor but realises that seeing a bright funny film is what people need to see when the go see an ESCAPIST movie.
That's why I can't wait for a quippy Iron Man and Spider-man in Cival War over a genocidal superman and batman.
I hate capeshit but why do critic's reviews matter? I can only think a few times I've ever agreed with a critic in any medium. They're just people.
>>67328949
agreed, anon. the schadenfreude has made my evening.
>43%
>43%
>43%
>43%
>43%
RISING!!!
>>67328867
Why the fuck would /v/ be in /tv/, they have 3 container boards.
>>67329169
No, you fuck off shill. Fucking Disney professional shills are everywhere, just like with Apple. Disgusting peasants.
>>67328700
>how can age of ultron be so high in comparison to batman v superman
The superheroes in Age of Ultron act like superheroes. We get to see get away from the fights to save people who fall down from buildings and collapsing bridges. Batman and Superman do nothing but demolish buildings and make each other bleed. Because, you know, that's why those characters are popular.
>>67329246
shoo, shoo, DC shill. Your film is a disaster. Take it like a man.
>>67329207
They seriously went the "destroy everything" route again?
Goddammit
>>67325199
BRAVO NOLAN
>>67328947
Even Speedwagon is on damage control!
>we have a show with uplifting tone and its doing great on television
>"LETS MAKE A MOVIE THATS THE EXACT OPPOSITE AND MASS MARKET IT"
i rather watch the flash tonight then this shitty 500 million clusterfuck
>>67328720
Nice delusion m9
> It’s not a success either as a stand-alone Man of Steel sequel or a would-be kick-off to the DC Extended Universe, and attempts to insert Batman and his Super Friends do real damage to the story and thus the film. And, my word, this movie is almost a self-parody on “grimdark.”
>>67329240
M-maybe it'll reach 50% by tomorrow.
>>67329272
>Age of Ultron is better because the heroes are working together to save people instead of fighting each other :^)
I guess Civil War will flop then.
When did DC hate become a meme?
>>67329019
Never fucking reply to me unless you are willing to upboat me first
I hope they cast that actress who plays Felicity on Arrow as Black Canary on the Justice League movie
>>67329274
Listen, I used to be a professional shill, for Microsoft, specifically for their xbox division. I don't know who your boss is, but step one of being a good shill is not responding to trolls.
Now, you'll post an image of a popular meme with a specifically numbered filename from a huge folder your boss gives you in an attempt to discredit my analysis.
You'll keep trying, but that's okay.
Someday you'll get a real job.
>>67329207
>Junkie XL
haven't seen that name in a LONG time
>>67329292
kys reddit
>>67329194
>>67326208
>mfw these people might actually be serious
>>67329322
They don'r need to work together. They just have to show that they are still heroes regardless of which side they're on.
>>67329351
he did an amazing job in MM Fury Road just last year
>>67329351
he did fury road too
>m-m-m-m-muh capekino
>Snyder is a thinking man's capeshit director
This is what you get for being pretentious imbeciles and, over all things, for placing any sort of expectations on Hack Snyder
>>67329119
Why you mad tho?
So when will we get ANOTHER reboot of the DC universe? Clearly this one isn't working.
>>67328394
He makes Mercy drink his piss
>And what of the title's promised skirmish? That face-off between two comics legends becomes but one in a series of big things bashing into other big things, which is what Snyder and writers Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer mistake for storytelling.
>>67326208
interstellar was very good.
The people that think it was shit but say of 2001 it was a masterpiece truly blow my fucking mind.
Based Grace spoiler review
https://youtu.be/KB-PQALppFQ
>>67329075
>le bait reply
Oh you sure got me this time (^:
>>67329151
>"BvS sucks because it's long, has a bad story, and is just tons of action with no real substance."
But critics are complaining that it doesn't have much action outside the final act you fucking idiot. Have a (you) for your troubles.
>67329370
That's fucking retarded kid shit. Frank Miller's BvS was epic in that it showed the heroes behaving in a non-conventional manner. Sure they saved people, but he main focus was the epic build-up between the power struggle.
If this movie was a candy ass cliche super hero save everyone I wouldn't want to see it. I'm excited for this movie because it's finally a gritty Batman.
Guess they want to avoid 2 bombs in one day.
>>67329428
Tentpole franchises don't care much for reviews, but for money.
If this makes at least 800m, they wont even think of rebooting. And it will likely make that, most likely more.
>>67329484
Will the candidates adress this disaster?
>>67329458
>tfw you know a guy who thought man of steel was a masterpiece but called interstellar shit while saying it was a modern day 2001 - shit.
>Well, no… because nothing really interesting happens for another, oh, 100 minutes or so. (Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to frame Superman for the deaths of some terrorists in Africa … who were shot. How do you frame Superman by shooting people? Anyway, it works!) In that 100 minutes, there’s a dream sequence (this movie loves its dream sequences) of Batman fighting in some far-flung dystopian version of Gotham and Metropolis. This is the first time we really see Batman in action – in a dream sequence that we are well aware is a dream sequence. In a movie that’s already pretty long, this scene was infuriating. I get it: The movie needed some action, but I’d have much rather the plot be moved forward than spending even more time on nonsense
>DC shills vs Marvel shills
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF THE END
FIRST DC, THEN MARVEL
CAPESHIT WILL FINALLY DIE
>>67329484
holy shit anon
>>67329484
KEK
they are deleting reviews, I repeat, they are deleting reviews
RT is trying to contain the fallout according to some reviewers in Twitter
>>67329458
I want teenagers to leave.
>>67329334
When Bane from TDKR became a meme still used 5 years later. welcome to /tv/
>>67329484
if this movie fails to make enough money, i bet my ass they will blame ISIS
>>67329531
that's because DC are changing their name to Damage Control
>>67329103
>posts edgy Karl Urban in Dredd reboot
>genuinely believes critics hate capeshit thats gritty and darker in tone.
Dredd is currently sitting 78% with overwhelming critical consensus being that its great.
But I guess there was a couple of one liners so that's why the critics liked it right?
DC keks are already at stage one
Denial,
That's how it starts...
I am sorry but if you actually read the reviews, good and bad there is one thing for certain.
Its a mess of a movie with too many characters and no focus.
>>67328485
>capeshit
>intellectual
>B L U N D E R
>O F
>T H E
>C E N T U R Y
Alright, /tv/...
Who want's to take bets that even the upcoming Power Rangers movie will review better than this?Man, I miss RPM...
>>67329540
good, you go first dumbass.
>>67329401
>>67329407
Oh shit. I guess that's why it was good
That feel when only redeemable thing about this movie is the soundtrack.
WE DID IT, BROSKIS!
DC = DICKED AND KEKED
>the reviewers themselves don't assign their review's Rotten Tomatoes score
>borderline experimental
Jesus, even the positive reviews are shitting on this flick
>>67329505
hearing that would have given me a brain aneurysm.
>>67329484
Based Ibn Al-Faleqi needs to celebrate
>>67329613
I hope Marvel dies too. I want capeshit as a whole to end entirely
>And if you thought that Superman didn't act like Superman in Man of Steel, you will probably disapprove of Zack Snyder’s version of Batman. Affleck looks the part and the new costume is the best one ever, but this new Batman mutilates his criminals and kills without pause. Batman spends most of Batman v Superman acting like the film’s villain, and when you ultimately find out why - that is, the REAL reason why - it doesn’t speak very highly of Bruce Wayne. At all.
>>67324384
>"it's not fun"
BUT MUH IRON MAN CONSTANT MID FIGHT BANTZ
Fresh: 16
Rotten: 22
>>67329629
tranked a bit
>>67329629
based on his past work there's no way he has that much self-awareness.
>>67325850
>>67329629
kek
>>67329459
she qt as fuck in the video, damn.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously
>>67329648
>Bat of Murder
Oh boy
