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>Female standup comedian walks on stage
>"So...I'm on my period at the moment."
>*audience laughs*
>"That's right! BLOOD came out of my fucking VAGINA!"
>*audience erupts in thunderous applause and hysterical laughter*
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>>67285444
>angry virgin makes a thread
>"WOMEN, am i RIGHT GUYS?"
>nobody laughs
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>Bro Bro Bro bitches Bro
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>Not doing cock jokes

Just say cock on stage. Guaranteed audience emotion. Laughs are for plebs.
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>>67285528

>I'm a closet faggot, bro
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>fucked a guy last night
>yeah
>his dick was SO small
>guys with small dicks should just kill themselves am i right?
>i just love a nice hung black bull
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>>67285482
When did you grow out of metal, /tv/?
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>so, I'm with this girl, right
>she spreads her legs, okay
>it was like, and I swear, like I was at the beach.
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>>67285573
go to be louis
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>>67285444
>I'm a giant whore
audience laughs
>I like shoving cocks in my pussy
audience applauds
>Sometimes I shit so hard my pussy queefs
audience standing ovation, roses shower the stage
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>>67285573
Well, that's pretty funny when you think about her raising her dark spawns all alone and fat while he's doing life in prison.
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Did someone say SS thread?
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>>67285482
i want to give her my dick
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>>67285711
that's her reaction when you do
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>>67285573
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>>67285573
Seriously though where is this obsession with black penises coming from?
I'm not from the USA so I can't really judge wether or not black dicks have actually penetrated pop culture or if it's a 4chan thing.
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>>67285681
more pls
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>Northern stand-up comedian walks on stage
>"Bloody Southerners"
>*audience laughs*
>"GARLIC BREAD"
>*audience erupts in thunderous applause and hysterical laughter*
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>>67285681
would fuck and let her call me goy
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>>67285681
Have you seen her naked? Google it. Shes disgusting and so are you.
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>>67285773
>southern fairies are this mad years later
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>>67285771
Fucking jew-lover.
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>>67285733
it's an actual thing
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>>67285773
fuck forgot my image
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>>67285733
an american 4chan thing. Perpetuated by the australians of shitpostia and then conformed to by the directionless lost white boys of this "site"

Little do they realise that the obsession is changing them, molding them into something not even the greatest jewish zeitgeist could have apprehended.
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>>67285573
There's nothing funny about stating reality. You need something more than a basic observation.
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>>67285911
The Jew thought that he could control the power of the BBC. Boy was he wrong.
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>>67285857
That's kinda funny. So I take you think that someone is trying to do some social engineering in order to make young girls like black boys.

What if someone is trying to make you obsess over black people fucking white women in order to get an emotional response?

Because I can clearly see the latter working far more efficiently than the first.
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>>67285727
>being so disgusting that you get booed as you rape a little girl
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>>67285773
>Southern comedian walks on stage
>"isn't london great, i love living in london don't you?"
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>"So, have you heard of these vile creatures called the English"
>*Audience goes in to a furry of laughs. As everyone in the audience cackles at the joke, members of the audience with glasses experience shattering of their lenses which blinds them and everyone with spines bends backwards from the violent laughter*
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Please don't mock Sarah, please.

She is now an enlightened progressive who is on the right side of history.
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>American "comedy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQD_Wd6Ajo
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>>67286040
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>>67285911
I was trying to say exactly that in >>67286016
but you did a far better, more eloquent job at it.

It's really amusing, I even have German friends who start to act crazy because of things they saw on 4chan. Actually quite scary how seriously some people take this website.
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>>67285482
DEAR LORD WHO IS THIS GODDESS SRY FOR CAPS
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>>67285727
top kek
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>>67286099
This. Don't you all realize that Jews care about humanity and Sarah is just an artist who helps us cope with the evil that is nature?
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>it's a jew obscenely mocks Jesus and Christianity routine
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>*American ''''''''''Comedian'''''''''' walks on stage
>"Well, I didn't realise how much tea you Brits drank until I got here!"
>*complete silence*
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>>67285444
Your thread sucks, OP. Does anyone have any of those old TBBT copypastas like this? Those were actually good.
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>>67286016
>t. Louis CK
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>black standup comedian walks on stage
>adjusts the mic, holds it to his mouth
>"I MEAN WHITE P-"
>audience gets off their seats
>women scream and men tear off their clothes
>primal screams fill the venue
>people smash their hands on the floor and throw seats out the windows
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>>67286040
Who said it was rape?
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>"So I was at the bar"
>*laughter ensues*
>"and like I fucked over 20 guys because I am a slut"
>*audience claps*
>"men amiright"
>*audience laughs hysterically and gives standing ovation*
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>>67285444
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>>67286342
The law :<)
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>>67286384
More like standing ovulation, amirite fellas?
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>>67285444
>Comedian
>Female
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>>67285444
THICC
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>>67286193
just search angry miz girl
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>black male comedian
>"WHITE PEOPLE-"
>black female comedian
>"WE KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A MAN"
>white female comedian
>"ASIAN WOMEN ARENT FAIR"
>white male comedian
>"WE HAVE LIFE ON EASY MODE"

"comedian" meaning "modern comedians"
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>>67286422
>that one time she completely overreacted to someone making a whore joke about her
>when her whole career is her making jokes about how big of a whore she is
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>>67285681
>>67285850
>people hate this semen demon
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>>67286163
> Actually quite scary how seriously some people take this website.
i never take anything seriosly in this website. but i've gotta admit, 4chan gave me a lot of fetish.
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>>67285577
at 16, I still listen some songs now and then for the nostalgia factor though
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>>67286576
was it this?
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>>67285733
Some weird euro fetish further shitposted by australian reddit crossposters
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>>67286676
Yes.
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So I'm on this image board and this one guy goes 'you're a big guy' to which I responded 'for you' isn't that fucking hilarious? Then I told everyone to go back to rèddit and called them cucks. Then I posted pictures of a 13 year old girls feet and evaded yet another ban. I've lost count. Then I laughed at everyone that responded to my post and told them that there were mad with a picture of a frog. Then I accused every opposing opinion of being a sjw. Fucking hilarious.
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>>67286676
>hi to your dad

I don't get it. would his dad feel ashamed of him for that or something?
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>>67286760
Is this pasta?
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>>67286760
>tfw
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>>67286225
>>67286676
that doesn't sound like an overreaction, she just jabbed back
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>>67286770
Apparently she knows his dad, that's how he got to take a picture with her.
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>>67286676
She's saying she fucked his dad. And honestly I'm not sure if she's overreacting or just doubling down on the I'm a whore joke train.
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american comedians and humor is shiiiiiit.
complete shit.
blacks making "nigga this, nigga that, bitch, biaatch" jokes
whites makes "redneck fucks her sister, republicans are idiot" jokes
hispanics making "le mamba cramba, mamma mia" jokes with accents.

english humour is meh. they have only eddie izzard.
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>>67285733
the brainwashing actually works
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>women
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>>67286261
>British comedian walks on stage
>Wearing a dress
>ello ello wot we got here lads
>Muslim man comes on stage leading a goat over to the man
>Comedian lifts up his dress and leans over a stool
>The Muslim assists the goat in mounting the man
>The goat thrusts like mad into the man's asshole
>oi getting quite a rogering eh lads cant wait for to take a load in me gob
>The Muslim pulls out his dick and proceeds to face fuck the comedian
>The crowd erupts in mild applause
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>>67286957
Dude was being a tool and deserved to be smacked, even if she failed completely at delivering said smack.
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>>67286957
>Briana is a crazy person and overreacts like a crazy person
Gee this is surprising
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>I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
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>>67286957
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>the audience impatiently waits for Louis CK to walk onto stage
>he walks onto the stage downtrodden, waving down the cheers and applause
>"you know" he says into the microphone
>"I talk about how much I hate white people and how much we should kill them a lot"
>this rustles an involuntary cheer from the crowd
>"but I never act upon it, and that's why I've brought this gun onto stage with me!"
>He raises his pistol and shoots a white male in the crowd
>"fuck that guy"
>the crowd erupts into rapturous applause
>"fuck you too"
>he shoots a pregnant woman when he sees the white male partner next to her
>"FUCK ALL OF YOU"
>he rips open his shirt to reveal a suicide vest
>the explosion is heard from black egypt
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>>67287034
>she
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>>67285486
while its true that OP is likely an angry virgin, that doesnt really make what hes saying any less accurate though.
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>>67286977
>implying the muslim would fuck the comedian rather than the goat
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people dislike this
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>>67287138
Are people gay?
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>>67286957
posting wu should be an insta ban
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>>67286957
Oh, it's the girl from the pilot episode of "the Internet ruined my life"... or "mostly bloggers still trying desperately to get even more attention".
Btw, the show is kinda dumb, really, if you make yourself a public figure, you've gotta be accountable for your actions... being on a show whose title shift the blame on "the Internet" where you put all the fault in others, is not being accountable.
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With all due respect... Maria Bamford is the best stand up today. However crazy the bitch may be.
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>>67285733
just go to twitter

i'm not sure if that's only a portion of american girls on there or the entire "clique", but EVERY single white chick seems to love black guys on there
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>so white people be like this
>then black people be like this
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>>67287138
Diamonds every time.
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Daily Reminder that there is now, and has only ever been one genuinely funny female comedian and it is Maria Bamford.

Everything is time wasting trash.
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>I like BIG DICKS
>PENIS!!
>I GET DICK IN MY VAGINA
HAHAHA H OH MY AAHH H HA IOHHH LAOORDFDD OOMMF FFFGHHHH LIKE HOLYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHHEEE JUST SAID..............WHAAAAAAAT?????!!!!!!!!!
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>there are women posting here RIGHT NOW

we need a purge
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>>67286890
you do realise those are global stats? there's also a section that clams jamaican women watch porn the most out of all women

so black isn't exactly strange
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>>67287138
H I G H T E S T
I G H T E S T H
G H T E S T H I
H T E S T H I G
T E S T H I G H
E S T H I G H T
S T H I G H T E
T H I G H T E S
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>>67286193
>>67285711
how do you know it's a girl
>little kid
>wwe
could easily be the spawn of white trash
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>>67285482
was it autism?
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>>67285727
>>67285711
D E S T R O Y E D
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>>67287562
Are you seriously telling me the island nation of Jamaica consumes more porn than any other western nation?
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>>67285733
It's not a meme
It's pretty well known among every facet of society. Every girl has heard the about the BBC from a very young age
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>>67286890
After watching other women blacks are the preferred choice of women on porn hub it seems. Buttblasted stormfags when?
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>>67287698
de pussies got da munchies mon LOL
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>>67286124

BADABONGALAMENIZAPENGAZINGA!
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>>67285577
didn't grow out of it, just branched out. now i listen to everything from synthwave to deathmetal
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>>67287698
before he replies
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>>67285482
LONDON
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>>67286957
>"women"
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>>67287883
>not per capita
It's like you specifically set out to find the least useful chart known to man.
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>>67287946
So you basically not only want a chart that effectively says 100% all the way down, you also think that'd be a more useful chart... hmm...
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>>67287785
Why are you happy about that?
Pretty gross
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Female comics are definitely funnier than the boring unfunny shit who makes this thread every single day
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>>67288042
I think he just wants searches per capita.

Why do you have these images anyways?
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>>67285482
I wonder how old angry miz girl is now

its been almost 6 years
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>>67288125
angry enough to take a dick i presume
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>>67286770
She met him and his dad when they took that picture.
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>>67288125
think she has a pretty pussy?
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>>67287698
as suspected, shitskins are much more horny and sex-crazed than white people are
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>>67286066
>furry of laughs
Sounds interesting
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>>67286890
nobody searches "white" because thats the default
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>>67287605
She won a slammy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlmFCWO7r1k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDnLedkBjWg

Maria Bamford is the only female comedian worth shit.

This is her "female comedian" bit.
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>>67288242
This too

Even if I wanted to search "white man white woman passionate creampie" it would just take key words and end up with "black thugs creampie bound white woman"
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>>67288293
she's either very tall or all the other people are manlets
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>>67288293
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>67288293
incredibly cute
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>>67288293
no bully
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>>67288293
well shucks
would slam desu
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>>67285540
>I'm going for gasps
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>>67286808
Nah, she got offended for real because a fan of hers used the same type of jokes that she uses in her standups and show.
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>>67287138
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>67288293
>those legs

wew lad
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>>67288516
>she got offended for real
according to what? that image didn't show that ?
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>>67285482
>ywn have a qt daughter like that
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>>67288101
I didn't post any images what so ever, I'm just aware what a per capita chart would look like.
Honestly, it doesn't make sense, scaling the results based on population would never tell you if x watches more than y, only how much of x and how much of y without any correlation to each other.
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>>67286056

said no southern comedian ever
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>>67288562
There were articles and angry twitter followers of Schumer who attacked that kid and he had to apologize for the joke. Schumer then tweeted something to the effect of "apology accepted."
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>>67286016
We've been fighting niggers off for years.
All cunnies have been blacked.
Enjoy being oblivious and clueless to both big media and outside your house.
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>>67288562
I know it's hard to tell when she's joking or not because it's equally unfunny, but that reaction didn't appear to have a joke in it. Then again, it's entirely plausible she made a joke that wasn't funny and didn't look like a joke, which would cause the confusion.
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>>67288293
>do you mind if i take a look at your slammy
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>tfw no angry wrestling fan gf
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Like men standup comedy isn't just vulgar bs too.
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>>67288125
old enough for kisses?
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>>67288782
You haven't been fighting shit. Trolling tumblr and circlejerking over infographics with like-minded neckbeards is not as proactive as you think it is.
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>>67288883

i will forever knwo this dude as "the annoying guy from Real World / Road Rules Challenge" and not as a pro wrestler
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>>67288909
Not the guy you're talking to, but I can smell your newfaggotry from miles away. Fuck off back to 9gag.
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>>67288951
I vaguely remember him annoying the shit out of that big tit black girl with his wrestling persona.
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>>67288997

Not the guy YOU'RE talking to, but you're a faggot for all seasons, and you should fuck off back to Beakman's World
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>>67288767
It's okay to attack minors as long as they are white males.
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>>67288821
I'm pretty sure she just jabbed back and idiots who read to much into twitter construe it as OMG she's so butthurt.
>>67288767
you need interviews not articles, anybody can write artricles and who gives a shit about what angry idiots who are "fans" or followers of others say. they don;t represent the person they are following,

I honestly hate twitter but what I hate even more is the people who screencap shit
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>>67288997
Yep, you sure proved me wrong. I forgot you also have "tell people to go back to rebbit" in your arsenal. That's definitely going to protect you from the jews. They don't stand a chance.
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>>67288293
>like taking slammy from a cunny
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>>67285482
You'll never be deep in her guts.
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>>67289154
Like jesus dude, what more can I give you? Her tweet was clearly pissed off at the kid. Then her fans got angry at him. And if she wasn't angry, then why wouldn't she clarify she wasn't mad at the kid? He had to apologize to her for making a joke she would make about herself. How can you lack such reading comprehension?

If you don't believe, google it yourself.
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>>67285857
That is quite some imagination of whoever put that together
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>>67289154
>implying she doesn't already have a ton of fake profs for cat-fishing
>implying she doesn't have the time to use them to attack anyone with a different opinion
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When did this vestige get so Chadlike.

Bro, woman can be funny as well as sex.

Niggas, disrespecting the glory of Lucille Ball & Shit.

I pointed you towards Maria Bamford, & you fuckers still act like she isn't the best today.

I'm done.
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>tfw Eddy Murphy started his Delirious show by calling out on the faggots int the audience who were staring at his ass
>Whole room laughs
>he'd be shot dead if he did that today
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>>67289282
Someone image tip fedora for me on these fuckers.
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>>67289257
>Like jesus dude, what more can I give you?
something better then a twitter screencap.
I aint googling shit because I give no shits about some fat "comedian" being butthurt, I just wish if you faggots post this shit in the thread at least have stuff to back it up or don't do it at all
I'm this guy>>67287237
I think all this twiiter shit is just retard bait and decreases the quality of ALL boards
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>>67285577
High School sometime, now I listen to Jazz, Prog, Fusion, Jam, that sorta shit. I still like some metal though. Shit, Lamb of God are from where I live and went to the same college I did
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>>67289285
>Vaping is exploding in my home state
>New law says you have to 21 to use one
>"So, if you're younger, is that Statutory Vape?"
>SJW friend gives me all kinds of shit for my 'rape joke'
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>>67289412
Wow senpai, if you didn't care, why even reply? I was just correcting what you said. You came into a thread about female comedians and are getting upset because of an image post pertaining to a female comedian's twitter post. What's your problem?
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>>67289285
>tfw you squart across the solar system
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>>67289539
>getting upset
I'm not upset I'm responding.
why can't people reply to you without being called buttmad or upset?

all I said is that a twitter post didn't seem like someone was enraged and was simply jabbing back
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>>67289666
>all I said is that a twitter post didn't seem like someone was enraged and was simply jabbing back

Either you're baiting or legitimately have the reading comprehension level of a toddler. Here, let me spoonfeed you.

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/amy-schumer-sexist-tweet-jackson-murphy-1201682425/
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>>67287946
>USA - 318.9 million
>India - 1.252 billion
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>>67289526
Kek
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>>67289666
>666
you seem mad. mad as hell. bwahahaha.
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>>67285733
Americans are obsessed with black dicks and cuckolding.
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post more wrestling qts please
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>>67289842
>spoonfeeding
otherwise known as "leading". everyone has a agenda, no one more than journalist. basically, if you're promoting getting your shit from one source or from only one bias, you're pretty much promoting ignorance and that you want some old guy to "make merrica grate again".
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>>67289526
I can only imagine you two are friends to give you someone to trigger and to give your friend opportunities to go on rants. I would watch a show about you two, sign over your life story rights?
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>>67289842
>Either you're baiting or legitimately have the reading comprehension level of a toddler.
based on what? I'm intrigued now to get to the bottom of your thought process. I state what my opinion on what I saw from the twitter post and you say I'm baiting or illiterate, why?

>http://variety.com/2016/film/news/amy-schumer-sexist-tweet-jackson-murphy-1201682425/
I read it, it's very short and only adds the information that she thought the joke was a bummer since she thought they were sweet. she didn't state that she was hugely offended, outraged, butthurt or anything of the sort just disappointed.
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>>67290042
I'm American and I'm not. The most I hear about black dick is here on 4chan. You guys have taught me more about black dick than I ever would have learned otherwise.
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>>67286890
That's a little far fetched, you wouldn't search for white petite Pussy usually but just for either hair or race(except of white since that's standard)
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>>67285733
Not only is it a actual cultural meme but it's a very old one going back at least as far as the 70's
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I got my period today

GOOD LORD
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>thread about female comedians
>turns into discussion about black dicks and cuckolding
Yeah okay I guess
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>>67287138
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IT'S LIKE MY PENIS HAS TURNED INTO A BIG FUCKIN DIAMOND
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>>67286565
Here's the quintessential black female comedian at work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDThNoeDeh4
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>>67285444
CHECK EM TRIPS

>there are racist comedians
>there are female comedians
>there are redneck comedians
>there are prop comedians
>and then you got your funnycomedians
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>>67285857
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>>67286890
>world's biggest cock
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>>67291199

someone needs to dig out that video where asians are kicking a lion during a safari so it looks more lively lel
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>>67288293
That's so mean
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>>67285482
Who is that semen demon?
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>>67285482
>randy marks
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>>67288125
old enough to write a joke about her period
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Chelsea Peretti fits this trope and her humor is painfully self-deprecatory, but I still like her. I kinda like Maria Bamford too even though she just makes funny sounds and freaks out.

The only stand up I ever actually laughed at though was Doug Stanhope. Jim Jefferies is funny too but just watch Legit because he does all of the same material over the course of that show.
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>>67285573

Lisa Lampanelli?
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>>67285444
look i dont like female comedians
but Silverman is toppest among em
even Ridley Scott liked her new movie
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>>67286502
Hmmmmm...
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>>67289526
>Statutory Vape
Well done
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>>67286760

get this hothead faggot the fuck outta here
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>>67286957
Yikes
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>>67288520

i keep seeing you around and that shit ain't funny

you know that's not what farts sound like, right?
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>>67286576

>completely overreacted

Fuck are you on about, retard?
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>>67285444
i've never realized until now she actually is this huge, hory shet
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>>67289526
Nice Portlandia reference. I see not many caught it, and thought you were original.
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>>67288293
I really hope this is staged
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>>67286957

>Its someone elses fault I cant use any device more complicated than a can opener
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>>67287138
>tfw patiently awaiting VR to reach the stage where I can enter this picture, hike up her skirt, and mercilessly plow her jewish cunt while shrill and suggestive Sarah Silverman voice clips urge me on
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>>67285773
I hate that garlic bread meme
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>>67285444
I want to fuck her because she always wears overknee socks
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>>67287138

She has really hairy arms...
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>>67292922
I want to fuck her because she has a great body. Fuck the knee socks.
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>>67285444
I want to fuck her because she always wears overknee socks
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>>67289934
Got me to chuckle, gratzi manuela
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>>67286422
>huffington post
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>>67286676
Kek.

>You're not the only one who can write a good whore joke. ;)
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>>67289031

Coral. I loved her tits.
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>>67289180
I don't know why but reading that out loud just makes me laugh.
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>>67293605
Mmm, Coral's fat tits.
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>>67293004
>she has a great body
someone post it
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this thread is building up to someone posting that disgusting image of silverman in the shower. i don't want to see it again but it's like knowing a car accident is about to happen, i'm spellbound.
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>>67293736

I haven't seen it.

I want to see it. She gave me an erection in that Star Trek two-parter like you wouldn't believe.
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>>67288293
do you think she gets wet watching those beefcakes manhandling each other?
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>>67294128
where did these come from?
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>>67294128

That actually looks perfectly fine to me. Bonus points for pussy hair, loses points for shaved armpits, tits are a solid handful, really nice nipples. I can dock some points for lack of hips and slightly too skinny arms but I would gladly insert my penis in to that human female.
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>>67294128
Wow, this is... disappointing.
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>>67294326

yeah she's fine to me as well I just posted cause anons were askin
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>>67294128
I've seen it a million times yet always open it
why are there so many jewish fridges in this industry?
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>>67294128
you know she gained weight for that role right? Just to spite the people that wanted to see her in her prime.
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>>67294326
Yeah she looks fine honestly. I've never understood all the posts saying she is disgusting and ugly. She just has a normal body. That's what the average female body you will realistically be with looks like, friends.
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>>67288298
>that initial voice change
my dick
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>>67289869
>amount of computers in india
>20 million
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>>67289282
>I pointed you towards Maria Bamford

i've seen this posted a couple of times around here. this meme needs to stop.
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>>67288298
Holy shit that is amazing. Not only does she completely encapsulate the exact shit generic female comedians say, but she even completely morphs her weird voice to sound just like them. Spot on impression.
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I love how /tv/ acts exactly like a bunch of ignorant repressed muslims. If you can't get laid, get your balls taken off so you stop acting like psychotics.
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>>67286463
You should do standup
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>>67294490
>That's what the average female body you will realistically be with looks like, friends.
All of a sudden being a 27 year old kissless virgin doesn't seem as bad.
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>>67294982
You'll change your tune after you find out how good a girl's juices taste when your licking her out and how good it feels with your dick inside.
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>>67295198
>>67294490
You have either had subpar experiences or shit taste. Either way, stop telling the virgins to aim low.
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>>67295403
you must be young anon. bar sluts don't look that good over the age of 25.
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>>67285482
>birth of a super villain
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>>67285733
>penetrated
kek
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The media socialists consider the Negroes as the most proletariat of all minorities and thus surrender peace offerings of white women in the name of social justice.

I call it "The Ann Darrow Phenomena ", after the girl from King Kong.
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>>67285577
after high school. Listen to certain bands occasionally now.
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>>67288293
>people actually watch this shit
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>>67285681

you can tell the nude pics are real by how much of a fridge she looks in her pictures
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>>67292982
Sadly she waxes them now
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What's your point?
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>>67293185
Sarah knows she's got thick thighs and she doesn't hide them
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>>67296757

her twat has more hair than my head. I love it.
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>>67289461
>VCU
my nigga
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>>67296996
Well she is a Jewish girl
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>post greentext of a woman being bad at her trade
>acquire delicious pictures

I will remember this technique.
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>>67285444
I love how she's wearing nude stalkings under her jean shorts
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>>67285577
When my wife's biracial son told me I should.
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>>67286957
Where is the woman you're talking about?
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>>67286890
lel, never even realised that girls would logically enjoy pussy eating videos like guys enjoy watching blow job videos.
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>>67289259
>imagination
Maybe the numbers shit, but there's no imagination needed to see the connection between the writer of interracial cuckold movies writing a children's TV show and having a interracial relationship while a effeminate white boy gets cucked.
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>>67293004
>she has a great body

You know bras aren't the only thing women use to trick you about their bodies right?

They wear a lot of clothes that literally hold all their shit together to make it look like they were molded by the gods, but when the clothes come off you're in for disappointment.
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>>67285482
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>>67297812
>you're in for disappointment

>Not taking every body as a unique puzzle and finding something to enjoy about each

Not evening meming, it's the best way to look at everything in life. It'll make you happier, anon.
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>>67298311
Shes done multiple nude scenes. Her tits are saggier than flapjacks
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>>67294841
I've tried. I'm not remotely funny.
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