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>>67283758
Bath salts are a helluva drug
His father is 100 years old.
How the fuck is Kirk still alive? Wouldn't it be crazy if he outlived his son.
ANTS
>>67283879
Not really. Kirk is other worldly. Odds being what they are, not even genetics can carry your through.
Pretty sure Kirk could still kick my ass. That's what makes this so funny.
>>67283879
he doesn't eat the pussy
Don't eat pussy, kids
http://healthland.time.com/2013/06/03/its-true-you-can-get-throat-cancer-from-oral-sex/
>>67284088
It's all about stress.
>Whiskey dick
>Cocaine dick
Fingers are better.
>>67284172
Just remember to spit on them.
>>67283758
Its his father sucking the life force out of him, isn't it?
>>67284295
more like his wife and the thousands whores he banged
>yfw Michael Douglas will die before Kirk
>>67284295
he injects himself with the blood of the young
it's been proven to delay the aging process in rats
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/181818-vampirism-is-real-scientists-find-that-old-animals-can-be-rejuvenated-with-the-blood-of-the-young-and-innocent
I'd say he is the next to go
If he dies, can Michael Keaton finally change his name back?
>>67284815
yes, and he also gets to bang catherine zeta jones and be in the next ant man movie
>>67284815
>Michael Keaton
holy shit, I never knew this before. Just google to make sure you were right.
Thanks Anon
>>67284815
if dubs, he will win Oscar next year.
>>67284984
Rolling for dubs
>>67284984
>rolling
if singles thread gets deleted
post yfw Michael Dies before Kirk
>>67285091
>yfw they fuse back together to Douglas Prime
