How does this get praise? It's not even funny bad it's just bad
Different take on zombies. Actually explains how they are created and why they need to feed. Speak, coordinate, and strength make them the worst zombies you could ever encounter.
>people with brains enjoy it
>it is funny
>it is self aware before every movie was but after zombies were an established genre
>it delivers some lore to the zombie that is scary as fuck
>still included some gore and tits
>How does this get praise?
>>67275378
It's legitimately good though and was pretty inventive given its context.
>>67275378
Shut your whore mouth, faggot
Return of the Living Dead was amazing
>>67275378
Go watch Scary Movie you fat cuck
>>67275378
It's actually consensus among many horror fans as a damn good movie that holds up well with time.
You can throw your opinion in Ernie Kaltenbrunner's retort.
first time i saw it was on MonsterVision with Joe Bob Briggs. Best intro i could have hoped for. Loved the fuck out of this movie since.
>>67275378
because gen x is a generation of manchildren
I went to a cast reunion at a horror con a while back, recorded the whole thing, got to meet all the people (James K. was sick and wasn't there sadly)
they were fucking awesome.
One of may all time favorites.
>>67275428
not to mention hard as fuck to kill... literally have to be incinerated into ash in order to stop them.
Linnea Quigley's incredible body was one of my first faps.
>>67275378
First one wasn't meant to be, I don't think. 2nd is great
>is it cancer?
>if you're lucky
That slime zombie is best zombie
>>67275378
It's funny and clever, I watch it at least once a year with some mates having a few drinks
>>67276200
She aged awful, the chcik that was Freddie's gf was super qt though, she was awesome, as was Thom Matthews, Don Kalfa was a bit out of it (he;s old lol) I was in costume, I gave him one of my guns to hold, he thought it was real.
>>67275378
>dat scene where Trash came back as a zombie tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHPp0uvQmYY
>>67276225
the second one is complete shit you fucking homo, just like all the sequels it couldn't marry the comedy with the horror and had really jarring bottom of the barrel attempts at humor like the zombies doing Thriller at the end (with an actual Michael Jackson zombie)
>>67276533
Fuck you Return 2 is awesome.
>>67276533
>bottom of the barrel humour
>calls other a homo
Must be great being you
>>67275378
Shut the fuck up you shittaste fuck. The movie is fucking godtier, and only a retard like you OP would think otheriwse, you fucking disgust me.
Great zombie movie that doesn't take itself too seriously.
If you don't like it, too bad I guess.
>>67275378
>zombies that actually eat brains
The most retarded kind of zombie desu, human teeth could never penetrate a human skull either
>>67276964
Yeah and the dead could never rise up you fucking mongoloid.
>>67276964
this might be one of the most retarded posts yet. Why did you even bother joining in?
Tarman is the best zombie. Just fucking amasing.
>>67276472
Clu Gulager has aged better than anyone else up there. Aging's a scary thing, man. 30 years honestly wasn't that long ago.
>>67276472
Is that Thom with his arm up?
Who's the lady second from the left? I'd still fuck her
>>67276472
God Linnea Quigley. She's only 57 and she looks like that.
>>67277387
Drugs
>>67277210
Jewel Shepard
because it has tarman
>>67276174
Doesn't that just fuck shit up even more?
Didn't the ash and smoke gather in rain clouds and cause even more zombies?
>>67280633
The way tarman moves disturb me.
>>67278116
>ywn be that cool
why live?
