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Why did he lose?
>>67270584
because JJ abrams is a terrible writer
plot armor
>>67270584
Marie sue and bad writing
>>67270622
this, and the lightsabers were set to stun in this duel
Chewie shot him and despite Kylo's intentions, killing Han made him more of an unstable, emotional wreck than he already was.
>>67270584
Because she was stronger than him.
Because he isn't totally in the dark side
Not even a sith
>Got shot with a weapon that sent stormtroopers flying
>Wasn't trying to kill his opponent, tried to bring her over.
>Just killed his dad, so was dealing with that shit
>Let his guard down for half a second to try and talk to herwas fighting a Mary-Sue
>>67270584
because Rey realized she could use the force
And unliked previous movies where it took long hours of training and discipline to use the force, she just magically became strong
It's just more bullshit. I don't care if he was wounded, a Sith Apprentice is a fucking Sith Apprentice
>>67270584
Because he took a grenade to the chest before the fight even started.
>>67270774
I just don't like how they made him appear so powerful and intimidating and then let him get rekt by some girl who just learned she had the force.
>>67270584
Why did he survive?
Also, why didn't he just use the force to freeze Finn when they fought?
>>67270584
She was filled with divine might by the will of the force. Did you really need to have that explained to you?
>>67270841
Because he didn't give a shit about some scrub with Grampy's lightsaber and he wanted to fuck him up.
>>67270735
darth*
>>67270854
What you said doesn't justify why didn't use the force to freeze Finn
>>67270836
Because she is a Mary Sue
She is literally a Mary Sue who is good at everything. She just happens to be able to fly the falcon and out maneuver trained tie fighters
She just happens to know how to fix the leak
She just magically gets the ability to do jedi mind tricks because she wants to and "believes"
She is a Mary Sue
>>67270584
He wasnt that strong with the force and got shot.
TFA was heavily influenced by KOTOR. Being a grey jedi makes you weak, Rey was naturally strong with the light side by being a good person so she was innately stronger
>>67270875
>I'm all evil and edgy
>Hey that non-Jedi has my grandfather's lightsaber and he is a traitor
>I'm going to take my time and enjoy fucking him up.
Have you never seen a cat play with its food?
>You wear the trappings of the Sith, you fight like the Sith, but this can be emulated. You lack a vital quality found in all Sith: Sith have no fear. - Dooku
HOW many freaking times did Kylo whine about being afraid? He was a pretend Sith Lord.
>>67270904
He could have just froze Finn and fucked him up from there. That would also be in-line with his character, and probably make more sense
>>67270894
>Rey walking toward Kylo like she was the fucking Predator
>Light side
Rey Palpatine, the Dark Side is strong in her family!
Because she is a powerful jedi/sith and she is regaining her powers after Luke's mind wipe. Kylo also got shot.
>>67270942
Or maybe he just wanted to fight him.
And no I don't think its more in line with his character. I think fighting and dominating him would be more in line with the character. Look at the little flips and shit he was doing with the saber, and how he kept hitting his side to pump himself up.
Why does this trigger you so much?
>>67270584
His Emo game wasn't strong enough
>all these fucking normies STILL calling Kylo a Sith
He's a fucking Knight of Ren, you fake ass fans. The Sith died with Darth Vader and Palpatine.
>>67270584
I actually forgot there was an episode 7, thanks for the reminder. I feel like the entire movie could have easily been condensed into a short mini-sode of about 10-20 minutes.
>>67270979
I think it would be in-line. He killed his dad when his guard was down.
>Why does this trigger you so much?
What makes you think it's triggering me?
>>67270998
then some kind of acolyte or beginner, not a master
>I cannot teach her. The girl has no patience.
>>67270584
his shitty lightsaber wasn't strong enough to cut through her plot armour
>>67271018
I don't know you just seem really upset and insistent that he should have frozen Finn and fucked him up instead of fighting him and fucking him up.
Keep in mind he isn't (Original Trilogy) Vader. He was calm and collected but when he lost his shit he really lost it and didn't exactly do things based on efficiency
>>67270584
It's going to be revealed that she had her memory altered, and already has a bunch of Jedi training, and it's just coming back to her in spontaneous bursts. Maybe she was even one of the Knights of Ren. What I'm saying is that they're going to rip off KOTOR.
>>67271070
nah man. I'm insistent on that because it seems more practical
I wouldn't be surprised if it was something that the writers overlooked when they introduced such a powerful ability.
>>67271093
That kind of makes sense but hate the rip off
>>67271126
>I'm insistent on that because it seems more practical
Yeah but like I said, he very clearly did not do things based on efficiency. He lost his shit quite often and wasn't exactly in the best mood there.
>they declared KOTOR's plot non-canon so they could just re-use it
I might actually be ok with this.
>>67271159
I see your point, but I still feel like the writers introduced too powerful of an ability
>>67271128
She was like 7 when she was taken away. None teaches 7 y/o jedi mind tricks
>>67271181
Didn't they say somewhere they're declaring the EU non-canon so they aren't beholden to it, but are drawing inspiration from it?
Is there a good rip out yet?
>muh mary sue
He had been fucking shot, had been sliced by Finn and was trying to capture Rey, not kill her.
Also, Snoke makes it clear that Kylo is still in training, he's never fought someone with a lightsaber before, whereas Rey is hardened from fighting off rapey scavengers on Jakku.
>>67271093
What if Luke cut Rey's connection to the Force? That way they'll be ripping off the best KOTOR.
He isnt totaly bad evil etc. We saw him force holding a fucking laser bolt and extracting thoughts. If his intensions were to kill, he would rip her to pieces with a thought.
Also, marry su ray, plot armor, gunshot, dadkilling sadfrog etc
In the deepest recesses of the feminist's mind he strongly believes and is attached to the first, and most costly of contemporary errors: the belief that woman is human. This is followed only by the Christian, who believes she has a soul, despite his book plainly telling him, the breath of life was never gifted to the base halfling.
The fact that the average male can subdue and ravish any given female is verboten amongst the consumerist masses, given the egalitarianism that Elightenment adherents so desperately cling to. The Force Awakens is about as feminist as it is capitalist, which is to say it does whatever is necessary to put asses in the theatre seats in order to turn a profit and perpetrate itself.
If you liked The Force Awakens you liked a formula, built by a committee to pander to the lowest common denominator.
>>67271226
>Rey is hardened from fighting off rapey scavengers on Jakku.
the rape gangs will never be canon in Star Wars
>>67270584
that hilt looks incredibly dangerous for both of them
how was that dealt with in the movie?
>>67271187
How do you know that?
because the director is a stupid hooknosed kike and the guy behind Empire Strikes Back is a fucking idiot
>>67271360
>I haven't seen TFA
Holy fuck if you died literally nobody would notice would they?
>>67271360
It's good for burning shoulders.
>>67270979
>to pump himself up
it was to swell the wound
>>67271093
I believe in this theory too.
>>67271378
literal fllickfiend over here
>>67271378
>if you haven't seen the most overrated, marketing shitfest since episode 1 u r a faggot
just end your life man
end it all.
>>67271181
>>67271198
Fuck guys, I wish they would've made a KOTOR movie a long time ago. Now Bob Iger will probably just fart in his office and throw a dart at a wall of "up and coming" directors, and whatever director's name the dart sticks to they'll hire, then they'll make a KOTOR ripoff where it'll probably have some uninspired Michael Giacchino Star Trek-sounding score full of cartoony leitmotifs and bland brass fanfares.
>>67271360
>Obi Wan slides his sabre down the blade to cut off not one, but two of Grievous's hands
>people locking sabres happens at least three times before in the same fucking film (twice during the Sheev / Yoda and the Sheev / Dindu fight when it closes up on there faces and once during the Obi / Anakin fight right after le sabre spin dance) and not a single person in the entire thousand year history of lightsabre fighting has thought to do this until now
Cheap as fuck and terrible writing just to get Grievous out of the way
>>67270696
THIS
Why is it so hard to understand?
>>67270883
>She just happens to know how to fix the leak
It's not like she lived her whole life between scrap
>>67271004
>Beeing this edgy
She's a Snoke trainee.
>Abducted as an infant
>Subjected to a rigorous fighting and training regiment as a child (the younglings in AotC looked younger than Rey's flashback self).
>At a certain point, their memory is wiped, and they get dumped off on a harsh planet.
>Being able to survive alone in a harsh environment for X amount of years, subconsciously using the skills they've learned is the final part of the test that hardens them (think Piccolo training Gohan).
>At a certain point, Snoke's people come by to pick them up, Snoke snaps his fingers, restoring their memory, and they graduate.
Rey was one of these sleeper agents, and her encountering Finn was an unexpected variable.
>>67271414
>>67271457
>I'm an asshurt neo4chan friendless fuck more lonley than a fedora neckbeard
I can see that.
>>67270942
He wanted the thrill of fighting someone with a lightsaber which makes sense since there were so few Jedi and he murdered all the remaining ones.
>>67271226
Kylo murdered Luke's entire Jedi academy (with help), which implies he fought other people with lightsabers
>>67271682
I'd like that.
Though Rey being a military experiment gone wrong would also be nice. There were some Imperial labs on Jakku.
>>67271682
If either Finn or Rey doesn't turn out to be a sleeper agent in the next movie I'll be so disappointed. It explains so much.
>>67272011
It will be my personal canon until proven otherwise. It's the only way all this "Mary Sue" stuff makes any sense.
>>67270584
He was injured (From Chewie's bowcaster), and was still losing blood.
Mentally unstable (from killing his own father)
Ran out of Force juice (he failed to pull that lightsaber).
Didn't actually finished his training (both with Luke or Snoke).
DIDN'T WANT TO KILL HER (she needed her since she had the map to Luke in her head, and his master ordered him to bring her to him).
On Rey's part, she was already shown as good at melee combat, and, you know, the Force.
>>67271561
she's a girl though. She should be scared and making babies
he hasn't fully turned to the darth side yet.
>>67270622
TELL THA TA KANJICLUB
bad writing
Not enough chest thumps
The First Order is Abrams' and Kasdan's vision of what white people are like when they aren't under the watchful eye of international Jewry.
And I'm not even meme-ing or bullshitting. Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when Jewish Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted (indeed, prejudiced), and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order is a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII, everything somehow magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
>>67273573
>She should be scared and making babies
That's her plan
Do you think the girl is a virgin? If no, who did she sleep with?
>>67273964
The portions guy
>>67273964
>that's just Teedo
>he wants you for parts
>he's not respect for anyone
She 100% slept with him
>>67273964
Kylo Ren.
>>67270584
Because he couldn't destroy the love of his life.
>>67270584
We all agree that reylo is the best ship ever, right guys?
>>67270584
Because strong wymen
>>67270584
Shit writing and the dude sucks.
I mean what kind of Jedi gets hit by blaster fire?
>>67271561
And that somehow taught her Wookie and how to fight with a bo staff?
>>67270840
Becuase producers now think it is awesome writing, when they let the black guy live.
Just like Jurassic world.
>>67274816
>best ship ever
But that's wonderbat.
>>67273964
With the nigger of course.
>>67270894
>TFA was heavily influenced by KOTOR.
lel keep dreaming gamefag
>>67270696
Anger makes the dark side stronger.The twist is that kylo is the good one, and Rey a dark side savant.
Okay /tv/!
Kylo Ren defeats Rey
What happens in episode VIII?
>>67275127
She find a new mentor, trains really hard, learns to use the Force and beats him, just like any hero arc ever written.
The move goes out of its way to show his injury, but he still utterly wrecks Rey until she casually remembers that the Force exists and she subsequently dominates. The fight could've and should've been a lot better.
>>67275088
>wonderbat
>not superbat
Pleb.
>>67274195
>>67274816
>>67275021
Reminder they're cousins.
>>67270584
Because rey is actually anakin reborn to fix his sins.
Thays why rey started on a desert planet scrapyard in a slave like life. thats why she can speak driod, despite no one else being able to, why she fought using anakins lightsaber style, why she could use higher level jedi tricks and why obiwan spoke to her.
We're going full jesus with the chosen one. Just wait till you get the "I know im anakin skywalker. But im also Rey skywalker... and this is MY LIFE! MY DESTINY AND MY FUTURE ARE MINE TO WRITE! " speech.
>>67275295
>Because rey is actually anakin reborn
Please no.
>>67270584
>Because of the Force
>She closed her eyes for 5 seconds
>He just stood there and waited politely
>She learned how to fight with a lightsaber in those 5 seconds, then went ahead and won
Makes sense imo
>>67270584
>â–¶high ground
>>67275328
it sadly makes sense and brings the full biblical shit to a close. It even keeps in line with the 2nd movie dropping the bombshell like episode 5 did.
instead of "luke, I am your father" we get snorkler or kylo unlocking the memories by mistake and realizing hes been fighting his idol the entire time. just like luke idolized his father and tried to be a good jedi like him due to obiwan only saying the good parts.
>>67275328
>Because rey is actually anakin reborn
No she actually Luke's clone!
>>67275352
Daisy is a small girl
>>67270696
Because the only way to prove you love Star Wars is to fucking hate everything that has got do with Star Wars. That's just how it is.
Nobody can just look at a movie like Force Awakens and say: "Allright, that was a solid movie."
>>67275442
When is her MMA debut?? I would gladly pay about three fiddy to see her gettingUltimate surrender'ed
>>67275442
i didnt mean she was taller
higher ground is a joke/meme here on 4chan
youre a retard
lurk more
>>67275442
All that training helped her get some ass. Shame about her chest though.
>>67275494
Then meme correctly, faggot
>>67275535
You don't like flat girls?
>>67275535
whoa, when was that?
>>67275442
i honestly dont see what some of you faggots find so attractive about her
shes always described as "cute"
that bitch is too skinny and is fugly
there i said it
DO SOMETHING
>>67275535
thats just the angle of the photo, its the perspective
>>67275543
>meme correctly
wew thats some concentrated autism right there lmao
>>67275535
Will we ever see her with long hair? The buns are getting boring now.
>>67275442
For Boyega.
>>67273839
>Han is a liar shitscum who failed at everything. Dies like a total loser
>Luke failed so hard he fucking left his friends alone as they lost everything they fought for
>Leia isn't a Jedi yet
>C3p is a jar-jar tier comical relief.
>all you ever loved has been horribly raped
> it's even worse than in the prequels because they do this with the good old characters
You can kiss this franchise goodbye, folks.
>>67275706
>that foot tattoo
Holy fuck she really is chav trash.
>>67275708
You suck at this.
>>67270584
Shouldn't this shit come out on blu-ray soon? I haven't watched it yet
>>67275706
high heels change a girls posture making her stick her ass out like that giving the illusion that shit has a bigger butt than she actually does
it is literally the only reason women wear those uncomfortable shows. They have to wear them to look more attractive and win the attention of us males
>>67273964
She is saving herself for Luke
>>67275844
next week
>>67270740
anon knows
>>67275928Precisely
daisy has no ass nor teets and her face is busted
>>67270774
>a Sith Apprentice is a fucking Sith Apprentice
Snoke is not a Sith.
Confirmed by Pablo.
>>67270584
Hux fucked Kylo's ass the night before
That's why he was so slow.
>>67270584
Autism.
>>67276036
>making the enemies suck just to have the protagonist look better
I understand this is just a money printing machine for Disney, but they should at least try a little bit.
>>67276036
>Snoke is not a Sith
whats is he supposed to be anyway? i get theres a lot of mystery to him but if hes not a sith then what is he?
>>67276557
He's more eviler and badder than the sith.
Or he's just a spokesman for some good old Sith lord.
>>67276557
Being in the Dark Side = / being a Sith.
You can believe in X but there are many ways how you can exercise that belief...the number of religions we`ve had over the last couple thousand years is a good example I think.
Now, I will not surprised if they`ll pull ''from his point of view'' card but it`s entirely possibl Snoke used to be a Sith, abandoned the schism and now tries to handle things his own way.
>>67275295
>Anakin reinvents himself as a girl
Explains why everyone on /tv/ hates Rey. Jealousy is an ugly thing.
>>67275896
Maybe womanlets just want to feel tall.
I know a giantess who wears heels because she likes to reaffirm her dominance over manlets.
>>67276692
oh yea i just remembered what a sith lord was and the meaning of the term "Darth" and all that stupid gay shit i read about as apadawanchild
star wars is fucking dumb
>>67276764
>I know a giantess
no
>>67271026
>I cannot teach her. The girl already knows everything
>>67276820
Imagine in Ep8, Rey is going to teach Luke
Have you austists ever thought that maybe Rey is a test-tube baby created to be a super secret weapon?
>>67275295
>Anakin = Space Jesus
Does that mean Rey is Space Anti-Christ?
>>67275906
>two virgins losing their virginity to each other
Aww :3
>>67270584
its a terrible movie
>>67276972
I think that would be a cool twist.
I really hope Rey goes dark.
>>67276988
N-no, anon. They must remain pure for each other.
>>67271026
>Too old
>>67276988
She met the Bigger Luke, not the real Luke.
>>67276988
How can he be a virgin if Rey is his daughter :^)
>>67270584
Anakins sabre is imbued with the strength of a hundred younglings.
>>67277141
He got raped by Leia so it doesn't count
>>67277141
He got raped by the force and gave birth to her, he's still a virgin on the inside.
>>67270584
Battle meditation. That's how the rebels blew that shit up too
>>67276931
Nah, it's >>67271682
>>67277377
I'd take Luke's virginity from the inside, if you know what I mean.
>>67271682
i loveHATEhow you faggots on this site speak so ''matter of fact''ly when speaking out of your asses
>>67270584
Because star wars is about social diversity. Female star, nigger hero, faggot for a villain. Star Wars a shit off degenerate steaming pile just like anything put out by the kikes in the industry.
>>67270584
>tfw the golden age of Star Wars shitposting is dead
>tfw /tv/ is not how it was around the time TFA was hyped and the post 2 months after
>tfw have to wait for the next movie for the fun to return
>Sheev posting on hiatus till then
>ching chong moot will never give us a /sw/ board
I really do miss the often best/worst movie discussions, lore threads, and even SW memes, it felt like being a kid again...
I know it will be back in like a year but still...
>>67278146
/co/ is the place for that
their SW threads are based
>>67278276
All they ever talk about is the retarded comics and cartoon show, it's not the place for casuals.
>>67276807
Alright, you got me.I am the giantess
The movie purposefully showed how fucking strong the bowcaster was TWICE, and you autists still don't understand how injured kylo Ren was during that fight
>>67275779
Disturbingly accurate
>>67278276
They never talk about the movies only the retarded /tv/ shows like SW Rebels(which that show makes no sense and ruins the movie lore).
>>67276015
HowTFAshould'veEnded.webm
>>67270584
Because he was shot with a fucking Wookie crossbow.
>>67278579
>yfw he wanted to be killed at that moment but Chewie missed
>>67275442
better striking than Rousey
>>67275779
>Luke failed so hard he fucking left his friends alone as they lost everything they fought for
Nigger, Kylo murdered all of his students and is now out to kill him, Luke has a right to get the fuck out of dodge.
>>67278517
>oh yeah guys, Ahsoka is totally canon even though she literally doesn't exist in any of the films and has no relevance despite supposedly being a big factor in Anakin's life
Seriously, the shows are shit.
>>67270584
some bullshit about love being stronger than the dark side.
>>67270584
I love how you can see that she applies no torque to the saber with his right hand
>>67270883
She knows everything except how to be a functional human being.
>Hey, I know how to pilot and how to fix ships I never worked on before
>How about you hire me to do something more useful to you than just collecting parts, like repair that piece of junk you had lying around, and in trade you give me a beacon I can plop down where I was abandoned with directions to the nearest space port, then I can go there get a steady job as a mechanic and maybe hire like a bounty hunter or someone else to find information on the ships that left the planet on the day I was abandoned and actually find information on my parents, instead of just sitting on my ass for a few more decades feeling bad about mommy and daddy not loving me enough to come back possibly from the grave
>>67270622
>because JJ abrams is a terrible writer
THIS
>>67277141
>Rey goes back in time
>meets virginal prime Luke
>fucks her cute young dad
There, paradox resolved.
>>67270584
He wavers too much between the light and the dark side while Rey chose and stuck with the light bath
>>67270622
y-you'll be speaking differently when the trilogy is completed!.
>>67278811
She truly is a Skywalker.
Because Rey is the best at everything
Rey is Lukes daughter.
Luke mind blocked her and dropped her on Jakku to protect her from Snoke until she was old enough. In flashbacks you see Rey was there when Kylo went dark.
Latent training comes out during times of extreme stress; like muscle memory.
Rey is Kylo's cousin.
>>67275779
Tell that to kanji klub
>>67278757
Why is tall as him? She reaches up to his chest.
>>67270584
he's a bad guy
>>67278920
HOLD ON THERE BOY
YOU TALKIN' SMACK 'BOUT LUKE?
Kid stays on the farm because he has a responsibility to the people who raised him, and the moment they are dead, he sets out to fight the good fight. He convinces Han to save the princess. He seeks out Yoda to become more powerful and face the Empire. He's ready to sacrifice himself to draw the Emperor's attention from the ambush.
Luke is one proactive, heroic son of a bitch while Rey just sits in a sandpit, feels sorry for herself and keeps whining about how she's got to go home and sit in her sandpit up until the last 5 minutes of the movie where the First Order gives her no other choice, because they know where her sandpit is and want her ass.
Even freaking Anakin was ready to abandon everything he ever knew to become a Jedi and make the world a better place. Hell, he turned to the dark side because the Jedi Order wouldn't let him go and make the world a better place.
Rey a shit.
>>67275779
>>67278661
>mfw Kylo single handedly ruined the lives of the original trio
Han and Leia deserve it for producing the little faggot in the first place, but poor Luke had to lose everything because of their bullshit.
>>67278889
She can't choose the light side of the force BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW A THAT DISTINCTION EXISTS.
Fucking for real. HURR DURR JEDAI MIND TRICK IS INTUITIVE RIGHT
>>67279036
I'm not talking smack about Luke, his flaws and weaknesses are what make him best boy.
>>67278608
>implying Chewie missed
>implying Chewie didn't shoot exactly where he intended to shoot
>>67279089
Damn right, son.
>>67270584
because the dumb fuck can't even shink and wiggle
>>67278920
What a qt
Meanwhile Rey looks like a vicious monster when firing guns
>>67279120
>Tusken Jedi
>Perpetual AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAAUGH
Seems about right.
>>67279007
from a certain point of view
>>67278711
>Seriously, the shows are shit.
/co/ in general is retard.
I can't tell you how much times they defend Tumblr, even the mods do because I have been banned for saying Tumblr sucks
No joke
/co/ is more Tumblr than /lgbt/
>>67279150
it's a russian server, the most populated in EU, so
>>67271026
it'd be really funny if he acted retarded for a while just like yoda
>>67279142
looks alright
>>67277094
Wait, the Luke we see at the end of TFA, is he Bigger Luke or Luke?
>>67279238
It's actually Luuke.
>>67278989
She has the higher ground.
>>67279218
>"Those damn aliens are gonna pay for shooting up my ride."
That's what this expression looks like to me.
>>67275442
>5'7
She's pretty tall for a female Skywalker, they're all womanlets. She's also the same size as Luke.
>>67279190
I think /co/ is pretty nice in terms of atmosphere, there isn't much fighting.
>WHAAAAAAAAA why is TFA is a soft reboot of ANH? REHASH!
>WHAAAAAAAAAA why isn't Kylo Ren EXACTLY like Darth Vader? Why did he lose to Rey? Why can't I understand this character?
I hate you faggots
>>67279238
Bigger Luke.
The Luke is currently undercover.
>>67279218
Looks like a chimp or angry Boxer dog.
>>67273677
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE IRISH PEOPLE IN SPACE
>>67279400
He's scottish. Hux is Irish.
>>67271682
Best theory so far, congrats.
>>67279218
>Why Mr. Anderson?
>>67279312
>I think /co/ is pretty nice in terms of atmosphere, there isn't much fighting.
What are you serious nigger? You must not visit as much as I do. Look at this thread.>>>/co/80951249
>>67278608
Chewie didn't want to kill his husbando's kid. Chewie probably liked Ben at one point and was conflicted
>>67279935
>we could've seen Kylo's entire head explode on the big screen if Chewie hadn't flinched
Goddamnit
>>67270584
He got shot
Then Finn got a good hit in on him
Then he lost his cool
>>67275779
>>C3p is a jar-jar tier comical relief.
are you 10?
have you actually never watched the OT, you stupid muphin?
>>67279935
Yeah like Chewie would've care more for an edgelord he knows for about 30 years than Han who he has been around with the longest.
>>67275005
I was actually glad that black guy in jurassic world survived
>>67279935
In case this was the original line of thought for the movie:
You know you failed as a storyteller when the fans have to tell your story for you.
>>67275295
So, you're saying it's secretly a trilogy to fix the mistakes of the anakin-character in the prequel trilogy?
kek
>>67279935
Chewie shot him with no hesitation.
>>67279935
Why would Chewie hesitate after seeing his best friend of many years get killed?
>>67280327
oh, fuck off. I bet you were saying "this is reddit, this is memes" the whole time you were watching the movie?
tumblr inserted fanfiction doesn't mean JJ failed as a storyteller
>>67280327
it works in the narrative of the story, but that doesn't mean it's officially what chewie thought. I'm pretty sure he shot him w/out hesitation.
>>67280507
>>67280545
That's why the "if" part is there mates.
Because too often people try to pass comics like this off as proof of how #deep the movie is.
>>67278941
>Rey is Lukes daughter.
no
>>67281803
dis looks bad mang
>>67281866
only Rey not being Luke's daughter can save us from this
If both of them are consenting adults and don't reproduce, there is literally nothing wrong with them fucking while being cousins. Prove me otherwise, I dare you.
>>67282253
Condoms are not canon and Kylo would never pull out.
>>67282284
>implying they don't have contraceptive chips
>>67275447
It was excellent desu
>>67279050
Now now. We all know it was all Snoke's fault for being a kiddie diddler.
>>67270584
HIS COCK WASN'T FOCUSED
>>67275535
damn bruh that ass
>>67280444
Because that's his best friend's kid who he presumably watched grow up and whose face his best friend still caressed lovingly while dying?
It didn't look like he hesitated to me but there's plenty of reason why he might.
>>67275535
>>67282810
I was sitting in the cinema thinking of how badly I want to fuck her ass, trying to hide my boner from my dad. Can;t actually remember what the movie was about tbqh.
>>67275447
The Force Awakens was great, but people are so used to hating the new Star Wars movie that when the new one is actually good they don't know how to respond any other way
>>67280327
I hate to break it to you, but if you couldn't deduce from the movie that Chewie probably had quite a close relationship with Kylo on account of his friendship with Han, you are legitimately retarded.
>>67282929
yeah, we don't know when Kylo went off on his own to join the dark side. He could have destroyed the Jedi order and killed all of the younglings at 8, besting darth vader's record.
>>67282253
No. Rey needs to be bred.
Rey used Battle Meditation on herself to increase her abilities. A powerful force ability from The Old Republic games and extended universe. JJ copied a lot of shit from those sources in Episode 7.
Although logically Kylo should've just used Force stasis on her like he did earlier in the movie since she couldn't counter that.
>>67275124
How droll
>>67270584
<<<Because of this kek
>>67270659
>Marie
kek
>>67283156
We do, actually. He was 10 when he went to train with Luke, 15 when he went Supreme Gentleman. It's in the novelisation I believe.
>>67279581
kek
>>67278398
This tbqh.
Try beating up anyone, even a kid, with your liver and intestines dripping out of your body.
RIP wen guize
>>67275164
>just like any other-
>just copy everything else just because it's the norm
And that, is why you failed.
>>67275295
>high level mind tricks
Let me stop you there. Nowhere is it stated that mind tricks are high level, and also, mind tricks are likely the FIRST thing jedi kids learn, since they're physically incapable of defending themselves (you know, being small children and all) against most enemies and so doing a mind trick to get out of trouble is the more logical solution for them.
Rey probably just remembered how to do it while kylo was mind sexing her.
>>67285515
Or, you know, having heard stories about the Jedi, and having already been in someone else's head gave her the idea to try and some base to do so.
Resisting Kylo's mind rape was certainly just pure instinct, and Kylo certainly never tried it against someone who too can use the Force.
>>67270622
But kasdan wrote it, stormfag.
>>67285799
did he even do anything good after ESB?
>>67279036
Actually Anakin turned because he caught feelings for the pussy, which is a lesson to all you.
Never catch feelings.
>>67280327
he could've also failed cos he was disturbed emotionally and was to quick to setup the shot.
>going against the Skywalker spawn
If she isn't his daughter...
>>67270584
Ben Ren was trained poorly, on purpose. the only thing he was good at was reading peoples emotions, Snuke was having a laugh when he sent Ben Ren out.
>>67280327
and yet retards like you praise arthouse flicks for being vague.
>>67286446
>Snuke was having a laugh when he sent Ben Ren out.
Maybe he thought all the jedi were gone and now that there is one he would properly train Kylo.
>>67270584
Because Rey is a Kenobi.
>>67286454
This is the stupidest post I've seen in a while.
>>67270584
He wasn't trying to kill or hurt her, he was trying to persuade/capture her to bring her to Captain Snooker. And he got shot.
>>67286717
for you
he lost because he didn't want to hurt her, if he wanted, Kylo could throw her in that abysm and not offer himself to be her teacher
>>67287033
>>67286744
>YOU NEED A TEACHER
I laugh every time.
>>67287033
Snoke told Kylo to bring her to him.
>>67287159
why didn't he probe her while she was sleeping?
>>67287159
>JJ may have gone too far in a few places
Was he watching her sleep?
>>67277574
what did he mean by this?
>>67286006
Temple of Doom
>>67279150
>>67279150
underrated post
>>67287343
he's an intestinal worm
>>67287159
Could JJ have been any more unsubtle about Kylo being a virgin?
He wasn't force-Ing hard enough
>>67287326
>>67288620
JJ knows what he did.
>>67270584
Because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>67287159
Why is he creeping on his little cousin?
>>67288789
Kylo Ren is the perfect white male for Rey, though, and Finn's getting another love interest.
>>67287345
He didn't write that
>>67288867
he just does
>>67288773
>let's it in
Why did he mean by this?
>>67282810
she's wearing padding. this pic is from 3 weeks ago and she is fucking flat
>>67289456
how insecure is she about her body? kek
>>67288915
It's been months since this shit came out and the accusing finger still makes me crap myself laughing every time.
>>67288773
JJ is a pervert if they are relatives kek
>>67270584
because younger whiny version of alan rickman will always loose
>>67288789
So desperate for attention. Look at his mouth when he said that... it was a joy, he waited for reaction.
>>67270584
He was shot in the dick
>>67288789
I want to dick Carolin.
>>67282727
Fuck off, Kylo needs to die.
>>67290755
>Kylo needs to die
shut up, Finn
>>67289456
Man, that is just sad.
>>67282253
>there is literally nothing wrong with them fucking
Yes there is, they're both hideous.
>>67290812
Maybe their spawn would come out attractive?
>>67289456
It's obvious it was padding because of the pictures of her in the swimsuit.
Literally no ass.
>>67290794
being Daisy is suffering
>>67290782
>implying I don't want him to suffer entirely because he fucked over Lukefu
>>67270584
He was hurt, his vision was clouded by the dark side and he was fighting somebody who was equally skilled in melee combat. Stop trying so desperately to hate this great film.
>>67290837
He has microcephaly and she's a Xenomorph, so I doubt it.
>>67288949
Kasden wrote Raiders of the Lost Ark. And ESB.
He's basically a screenwriting legend.
>>67290853
Hey...um...source on artist?
>>67289456
Poor Daisy.
REYLO IS LOVE
REYLO IS LIFE
>>67278860
>mfw this will never happen
>>67291037
Even the kid is ugly. Hahahhaha
>>67291054
RIAN PLEASE DELIVER
>>67291002
>>>/aco/425202
check the filename
>>67291054
>>67291080
>>>/tumblr/
>>67291054
Anyone who gets off to the thought of these freaks fucking should be removed from the gene pool.
>>67291169
romance is part of Star Wars, breh
>>67291169
Yeah, because weird incestual relationships never happened in Star Wars and Tumblr invented them.
>>67291265
Shipperfag autism belongs on landwhale central, tumblrwhale.
>>67291037
Is thatJacen, Jaina, and Anakin?
>>67291404
yeah, the discounted versions
>>67291144
Thanks!
>>67290887
Lukefu should have done better. Instead he fucked off alone to an island to sulk.
>>67291582
There's nothing he could have done, Kylo's shittyness is too powerful.
>>67291582
he's being hunted and obviously doesn't want to be forced to kill Leia and Han's retarded son, negroid
