Do you think Daredevil hears people having sex? Would you be embarrassed to have sex if you knew a guy was out there listening for crimes and heard you boning instead?
Why would I be embarrassed that someone can hear me giving a woman the greatest orgasm she's ever felt?
>>67261608
Touché
>>67261379
He can hear heart beats. So he can probably hear evey slosh when a dude is pounding pussy. He probably gets hard when he hears queefs.
Daredevil can tell when you've masturbated
>>67262729
Oh good god I didn't even think about that!
>That guy is jerkin' way to hard and dry
>He really needs to buy some lube...
>Oh thank Jesus a crime to stop!
>>67261379
>Would you be embarrassed to have sex if you knew a guy was out there listening for crimes and heard you boning instead?
That would turn me on no homo
>mfw I heard my roommate banging some girl from the gym a couple weeks ago
it's an awkward feel
>>67264367
Was this gym bunny hot?
How would I even know someone is "listening for crime'?
>>67262874
>>He really needs to buy some lube...
>masturbating
>lube
is this a meme? bait? are you 90 year olds with very thing skin that need lubing otherwise you rip your tissues? whats this bullshit dude?
fapping needs a cock and a hand, nothing else. penis has precum, what would you need "lube" for wtf.
>>67264367
what a crappy roommate, sending him out to the gym when he could have just gotten an easy beej from you.
He should be more concerned about being the least interesting character in his own goddamn show
>>67264367
>girl
>gym
>roommate banging
Your roommate probably brought home a dude, man. Or a tranny.
>>67264384
yes
dumb as a sack of rocks, but yes
>>67261379
It would be an honor making sex sounds for the devil of Hell's Kitchen.
JUICE
>>67261379
Can he hear sperm being made in your balls?
>>67264497
That would be piggy.
>>67264445
>not using saliva + precum
>>67264445
americans cut a part of their dick off and it makes it dry rough and insensitive because dr. shekelstein says so
>>67265050
Now let's not turn it into one of those theads...
>>67261379
Yah I'd be all
"is it in yet?"
And I'd be all
"yah"
Then id finish and be like
"I'm gonna go shower up"
And then he'd here me crying in the shower
when dare devil was on the rooftop listening to everything Froggy is doing it made me think that he also listens to him jerking it
>>67265419
>froggy
>tfw Matt Murdock has never seen porn
>>67265593
He's catholic, he doesn't masturbate.
>>67265593
He probably found some porn in the park when he was a kid. That's how us older people found us some porn back in the day
he can smell foggy's asshole all the time. that must be weird.
>>67265050
>>67265135
>>67264445
Not to derail the thread, but america has the highest sales of lube in the world.
We also circumcise like 99% of babies because doctors literally lie and say it's medically necessary.
Coincidence? I think not.
>>67265992
Why'd you need lube, cut or uncut, for PIV sex? Lube's for anal. So the USA enjoys the most anal?
>>67266155
Cut dicks are more difficult to masterbate with because there's not enough skin during erection. Its stretched too tight. Also the skin gets really dry, so alot if dudes just buy lotion or lube to fap with. It's really sad what they do to babies over here.
>>67261379
He did hear that guy molest his daughter so there's that.
>>67261379
Didnt the first season have him admit he could feel a girl get wet over her boyfriend several feet away? Pretty sure he can hear the whole neighorhood going a it and in what positions. Poor boy growing up in that orphanage who knows what he heard.
>>67265992
They literally make an offering to their Jew overlords by mutilating themselves
Is he able to tell how wet she gets whenever Frank Castle is with her?
>>67261379
Worse, he can smell everyone having sex within a block of him.
>>67261379
I know only a few of my neighbors, have no idea who lives above me...but they know my name...
After I had my fuck buddy come over and yell it every time she came...so moot point.
