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This family gave their kids weird names.
I'm not saying it's improbable to have a kid named "Dewey", it's just not very normal.
>>67258518
It could be worse
My name isSkipper
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>>67258595
>But Eddy, I thought that was your middle name!
>>67258595
That's not too bad
My name isJonas
>>67258595
Gilligan's Island or Barbie?
middle class white liberal woman names her son Malcolm after black muslim separatist
>this shit writes itself
my Name is Wolfgang. Not too bad for a german name, still hated it as a kid (but hey, most common name for german CEOs, wish me luck)
>mfw another fucking white family names their white fucking sonDylan
>>67258723
At least it's notWepeel
What I don't understand is why would anybody give their kid a boring generic name?
Does the world need another John or Jane?
>>67258595
You think that's fucking bad?
My parents were into greek poetry, so in 1985, they named their baby boy Homer. Fucking Homer. Little did they know a little known cartoon would come by and ruin that entire boy's life. That boy's whole life would be filled with everybody else going "THAT'S YOUR NAME? AHAHAHAHAH JUST LIKE HOMER FROM THE SIMPSONS AHAHAHA!"
Every cocksucker in high school screaming D'OH at you, ever fucking substitue teacher having a fucking giggle when they say your name.
FUCK THE SIMPSONS AND THAT STUPID FUCKING FAT YELLOW MAN
>>67258965
All the kids made fun of me in school for my name.
Best to be inconspicuous.
>>67259003
D'OH
>>67259003
uh oh spagghettios
>>67259003
???
Ever heard of "Homer Hickam"? A backwoods, West Virginia bumpkin who grew up in a go-nowhere mining town who went on to teach himself rocketry and became a NASA engineer.
>>67259003
change your name to max power
Nick here. Basic as fuck but doesn't take or add anything from my life. It's always at the top of "10 asshole guy names" lists.
It's accurate.
>>67259082
Had a movie about him too, played by Jake Gyllenhaal.
>>67259343
yeah because the first thing kids in the 90s thought of when they heard the name homer was jake gyllenhaal in october skies
>>67259003
>Michael Bolton Syndrome
>>67259003
My name is Fedro because of the greek philosopher. He basically said the best army in the world should be made of homosexual lovers.
Thanks I guess.
>name changing is illegal
My name is Justin and I hate it
>>67258518
>Tfw parents named me Brodie
;_;
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