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TV Tropes that piss you off.
>the modesty bedsheet
>>67251478
OP whining
>the bad guy was behind the MC's parents' deaths
>Makes a statement
>Leaves the room before anyone can answer
happily married men
>tiny, tiny misunderstanding causes drama
>no one says: "oh, I actually meant XYZ"
>they just get more upset
I saw this on The last Airbender just today. Why. It's also basically the entire premise for 50% of all Frasier episodes, and a billion other movies and series and shit. It's so stupid.
>MC has "a drinking problem"
>doesn't get arrested for taking a shit in a McDonalds ball pit
I find it kind of weird when people don't say bye when they're done talking on the phone. Americans don't do that for real, right?
>>67251641
Suspension of desbelief = gone
>I'm sorry
>No you're not
>>67251659
and Smallville and Arrow. The majority of bad shit wouldn't have happened if anyone had even once elaborated on what they meant.
"the next time i tell you to do _________, do _______!"
>>67251719
I actually do that. It pisses off all my friends.
>No, I can't do this
>I won't have sex with you even though you're the hottest woman I've ever seen and you're half naked on my bed begging me to, because of muh ethics
>[Somewhat technical explanation of something]
>Uh, in English please?
Ill never get this. The dude literally CAME in the PUSSY of the girl. His cum is FLOWING IN HER. What is wrong with him seeing some nipple when he possibly already came on them during foreplay
>group having a conversation
>new guy walks up
>immediately involved in the conversation like he was there the whole time
>>67251568
I fucking hate how in big franchises well and often everyone is connected to everyone else(ex: Chewie and Yoda in the prequels). It just makes the world seem so small
>but I thought-
>I don't need you to think, I do the thinking around here!
>>67251568
why burton
>>67251967
>implying they weren't just hugging and kissing
>>67251967
>cumming during foreplay then cumming again during sex
Teenager detected
TV Tropes is and always was a joke, you know for fun.
Then the autists came in from all over the net and turned it to shit.
>>67251967
>not getting caught up in the animal wildness of copulation, forgetting all shame, only remembering it after the deed is done
My girl pulls the covers around her when she sits up to make her post-sex joint.
>>67252069
>Not being able to recover quickly enough to cum both during foreplay and coitus.
40+ guy detected.
>>67251967
Hey aspie, this never happens in real life. It's just censorship
>>67251478
I came to complain about the image and the bed sheet then read the OP text.
>Character hangs up on someone without saying goodbye
EVERY TIME
>two detectives investigate a body
>Notice how the X is Y instead of Z
>>67251478
>character has something very important to tell
>other character also has something to tell but it is mundane shit
>first character lets other character speak then declines to say anything when the other character is finished
OR
>no one believes, wants to believe, or even remotely entertains the idea of double checking the 1st characters information
Shitty communication and willful ignorance are two of my biggest pet peeves. When they use these as plot altering points in movies/shows, I rage pretty hard. Thankfully, these are earmarks you can look for to determine if a show/movie is worth finishing or not. If it has these things it will also have a host of other really shitty tropes and not be worth watching.
>30 second phone call
>hang up without saying goodbye
>>67251967
>What is wrong with him seeing some nipple
Because it's not for him, it's for the audience. Or rather, the censors who are purportedly looking out for the audiences morals. That's the only reason for the modesty bedsheet.
>>67252211
>>67251719
This is actually a Jewish thing, not joking. It helps alienate people in society apart from each other. It is a type of social propaganda and they want you to be like that.
>>67252284
>these are earmarks you can look for to determine if a show/movie is worth finishing or not
Fucking this. When I write I work so damn hard to make sure I don't include any of this shit, I have characters talk like real people, then Hollywood faggots come along with their lazy ass miscommunications as a way to move plot forwardand I feel a part of my soul die.
>first date at a fancy restaurant
>"you wanna get out of here?"
>eat local food/burgers
>wilhelm scream
>>67251478
>interrogate friend of murder victim
>alibilookslegit.mp3
>five suspects later new evidence shows up incriminating the friend
>interrogate them again
>"we know you did it"
>"THAT'S RIGHT, AND NOW WATCH ME GLOAT AS I PROVIDE A DETAILED EXPLANATION ON THE MOTIVE AND THE MEANS AND HOW I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS"
>book him right away
>>67251478
Nigger that's not a trope, it's just easier and more natural looking than black bars since you can't always show tits on screen.
>>67252415
That struck me as something that would be a fire hazard. Aside from the heat, those lights have to be plugged in somewhere.
>>67252415
What's an ugly balding jew doing with a blonde?
>>67251967
*snickers*
clearly you haven't had sex. just because you put your penis inside someone at the height of arousal, doesn't mean you want to walk around naked in front of them or want to see the insides of their butthole.
>>67252366
You pulled that shit right out of your bumhole.
>>67252604
>*snickers*
>>67252469
This and every other scream and canned sound reused repeatedly. It fucking gets under my skin and is so fucking lazy. Most of the sounds you hear in movies are canned sound from a public sound library now.
There's hardly any new foley and barely any new original content.
It is like they think people don't hear or notice this shit. To me, it is as bad as if someone had spliced in footage from old movies to make their new movie. Which is ACTUALLY something that is done in main stream movies:
Skip to 1:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTCOMVH-AK0
>>67252639
It is true. Deny it if you want, that is fine. It has to do with who is writing it and if they are Jewish. If you've known lots of Jews in your life, especially male ones, you know this to be true (except when they are talking to their mothers).
>>67251937
Homer was in this situation with Michelle Pfeiffer once I think yeah?
>>67252779
It's too fucking stupid for me to believe it, and I have zero inclination to google something that retarded.
"I cooked it up in my head after knowing a jewish guy" is not a valid source of information.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer...
>>67251719
>>67252211
This, and just generally how characters handle themselves on the phone as an exposition device rather than an actual phone conversation.
I think this could be avoided if directors let there actors actually call one another without a set of lines prepared, but rather just instruction of the information exchanged in an actual phone conversation.
>>67252833
He just asks for a beer and gets a beer.
I tried that once, and the bartender asked what kind of beer...
>>67252733
That car crashing scene was because someone died during the original shot, I believe, so he took the scene from one of his earlier movies and CGId a transformer into it.
>"keep the change"
>>67252830
>>67252639
>JIDF detected
>>67252861
I'm like 80% sure they just have one type of (very watered down) beer they give you, and only if it's extra special or unusual is it anything other than regular ol' fucking beer.
Beer tastes like piss, but makes you silly. All beer.
>>67252604
this
wymyn have this unexplaineble urge to cover their boobies
>>67251478
>mfw "films" that don't have at least 2 breasts in EVERY frame of the film
>mfw "films" that don't have at least 1 F bomb in every pice of dialogue
>mfw "films" that don't have an explosion at least every 3 minutes
>>67252864
That was merely 1 example:
http://www.gamesradar.com/50-movies-that-used-recycled-movie-footage/
>>67252926
You don't go to many bars, do you?
>Can show character getting decapitated
>Can't show a nipple
Why are conservatives so stupid?
>>67252926
Beer tastes like piss
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL ALE, try it
>>67252984
AHH, YOU CUT MY ARM OFF YOU BLEEPING BLEEP.
>>67252931
My internet spy cams say otherwise. I was actually surprised by how much people walk around butt naked all over their home.
>>67252978
I've had enough bar-beer to conclude that it's all watered down piss that tastes basically the same. Like piss. Watered down piss.
>>67252926
>beer tastes like piss
It doesn't have to be sweet to taste good famalamadingdong.
>>67252984
This, while it doesn't bother as much as other things, the implication that the human body and sexuality can't be shown while brutality and gore can be is unsettling.
>>67252604
>not wanting to be naked with your girl at all times
>not putting your tongue in your girl's asshole during sex
What a sad life
>love story
>problem splits them up
>"I hate you"
>all is resolved in the end
>"I love you"
I love a romantic movie once in a while, but I hate this forced drama bullshit. I just want to self insert.
>>67252977
More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FepHIzaXTyg
>>67253052
>implying implications I did not imply
I'm not a particularly picky eater, but beer is cancer. If people like it, awesome. Good for them. It's just becoming more and more pretentious.
If you - and I don't know if you personally do - scoff at me for ordering "the cheapest beer you got" at the bar, you need to reevaluate your life immediately prior to ending it, because who gives a flying fuck.
>>67253054
Maybe it has to do with history and culture
Western culture always had a thing for wars and battle, making violence quite commonplace in our literature, art and such
But, thanks to the Church, sex was viewed as sinful and repressed
>You're 18 and you haven't had sex in 6 months?
>*Record Scratch*
>THIS SUMMER
>A WHOLE MOVIE WILL RESOLVE AROUND GETTING THE
>18 YEAR OLD VIRGIN FREAK JUST KILL YOURSELF IF YOU'RE IN HIS POSITION YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT
>LAID
>Gettin busy in da club, makin bitches twerk dem bod
>>67252861
Most bars have one default beer on tap that they give people who just come in and ask for a beer.
>>67253038
Maybe an alcopop would be more to your liking, you fucking woman
>>67253148
I know why. I just think it is inherently wrong, if not actually downright evil.
>>67253170
>tfw 24
>still virgin
>password locked computer
>password guessed in under 30 secondsOr the password is something on his fucking desk...Watchmen
>>67252861
Yeah I tried it once with coffee. No dice.
>>67253225
>>67253038
>Watered down piss.
>Maybe an alcopop would be more to your liking, you fucking woman
Try some full bodied craft beers instead.
99% of all "beers" in the USA are light beers which are nothing more than watered down horse piss. You don't believe me? Drink some actual horse piss and I know you want be able to tell the difference.
>>67253225
I'm not the one taking great pleasure from drinking piss. I can drink the beer just fine, it's just a shitty experience. If you could get fucked up from a slap in the face, I'd do that too, but I wouldn't announce my love of slaps in the face to the world, and decry anyone who disliked it as weak. I wouldn't haughtily go around recommending slaps from big black guys instead of strapping irish lads or whatever.
>>67253292
I live in Denmark, so I'm no stranger to slightly more pretentious piss water. I even went to a beer tasting. A full two hours of piss water of slightly, slightly different pissy flavours. But I chatted with some hot chicks, so it worked itself out.
>>67251719
My siblings don't say hello when they've picked up the phone and have to be prompted to say goodbye.
It's stupid and annoying and they don't seem to get how frustrating it is.
>>67253089
I want to make this romantic comedy where everything is by the book.
The meet cute, the inane conflict, the altar/airport sequence at the end, the happily ever after... but at the halfway mark, without any indication or warning, the main character molests a kid. There's no aftermath, no repercussion or further comment on what just happened. Just the typical romantic comedy cliches going trough their motions as the audience alone is forced to wrestle with what happened as their not so relatable anymore protagonist gets the girl and everyone around them is happy.
>>67251478
Black CEO
>>67251951
>the technical explanation is such obvious bullshit that it's almost painful to listen to
If I have to hear "realign" or "recalibrate" one more fucking time
>>67253366
>altar/airport scene
>guy gets tackled by TSA
>interrogated for 2 hours
>cavity searched
>never sees the girl again
>two characters fighting over thing trying to pull it away from the other
>the thing slips out of their hands, falls to the floor and breaks
>>67253284
I see what you mean, but you'd be surprised at how fucking dumb most people's passwords are.
>>67253089
Or
>romance movie
>the guy doesn't have to actually do jack fucking shit to win her over
>we never really see the process
I have a sneaking suspicion that writers have no fucking clue how to woo women, so they just handwave it.
>>67253056
>not putting your tongue in your girl's asshole during sex
Poop comes out of there.
>>67253366
The girl should molest a baby desu. Lead actress would be jennifer lawrence. So like us.
>>67253440
So? Girls pee from their vagina and we stick our dicks in them anyway
>>67253284
Keeping passwords on or in your desk is actually pretty realistic.
>non-ugly, likable highschool boy
>can't get a girl
>literally any non-hamplanet highschool girl
>can't get a guy
>>67253435
>romance movie
>I just came by to say goodbye, me and cuck are moving away
>fine (fuckyou.jpg)
>fine (fuckyouback.jpg)
>walks away in the rain
>run back to eachother
>>67251659
This happens in real life and it's really annoying to watch.
>>67253498
>Girls pee from their vagina
I'm never quite sure if that's true or not.
>>67253498
>Girls pee from their vagina
Ameritard detected
>>67253498
>Girls pee from their vagina
>>67253498
...no.
The vagina is the hole that leads to the uterus. Pee exists the urethra, which is a different and MUCH smaller hole.
>>67253505
Yeah, because when all the evidence that's needed to put you away for life is behind a password, what can go wrong with having it on your desk, right next to the computer?
>>67253559
b8ed
>>67253435
It's because the writers often ARE women, and thus have no idea how to write a character that is proactive in a relationship.
>>67253559
>Pee exists the urethra
This is either a typo, or the start of a great philosophical discussion.
>>67253560
I'm not saying it's not dumb but it's entirely realistic.
Richard Feynman, a well known physicist, once told a story about how he discovered, by fiddling around with them, that three of the locks on five cabinets containing information detailing atomic bomb research had the same combination. People do dumb shit all the time for ease of access.
>>67253607
A woman's view on romance, and men/women, is often amusing. I have a sneaking suspicion that unfuckable guys are invisible to the female brain. She simply doesn't take them into account when giving advice or expressing opinions about shit.
Never take dating advice from women, ever.
>>67253648
Typo.
>>67251967
No women in world history besides porn stars likes cum on them
Stop watching porn, kid, your brain is fucked up
>>67253560
You could make an argument that he intentionally made a weak password in order to save Night Owl and Rorschach's lives. After all, he knew what was going to happen to New York, and most likely knew that they were going to investigate his office. By allowing them to view his files, he provides them with a reason to immediately get out of harm's way.
>>67251478
>anime
Literally every Chinese cartoon is the same shit repackaged into a different form of shit that some how catches the interest of virgins and the socially inept pedos.
>>67253607
>>67253720
>guy a girl together
>something happens
>split up
>she's with someone else nowperhaps they both are
>get back together later
>it's ok they're cheating cunts because they love eachother
>the other guy can go suck a dick because true love prevailed
>>67253720
>never take dating advice from women
Never take dating advice from this man. Yes, let's ignore the people who know first hand what women tend to like and dislike. Women make the best wingmen for a reason.
>"We need to talk"
>"ok"
>turns off the tv
That always pissed me off, who the fuck turns off the tv when someone is talking to them or when someone comes in the room
>>67253766
It's plausible, but I wouldn't have thought so. Considering how easily they could've leaked the information to someone else before going to confront him, however unlikely. It's not worth the risk of the entire plan falling apart (and it actually happening, since Rorschach leaves evidence in his journal)
Any variation of:
"How do we know we can trust you?"
"You don't."
>>67253784
There's some movie thats a comedy from the perspective of the guy who the girl leaves at the alter. It was pretty funny.
>>67253828
Why would you not? Those opening words mean an important conversation so you'd better be paying attention.
>>67251478
"We're not so different you and I..."
>"I didn't think-" "EXACTLY! YOU DIDN'T THINK!"
>"If I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead!"
>"So let me get this straight..."
>""I thought she was with you." "I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU!"
>"I've got the D.A. breathing down my neck!"
>"You just don't get it, do you?"
>>67253819
>Yes, let's ignore the people who know first hand what women tend to like and dislike.
Absolutely. What women think they want, and what actually works, are miles apart. Few girls will tell you: "I really like getting sort of ignored so I feel like I have to prove myself for his attention, because I'm just so used to getting all attention from guys.". Never take advice from women on dating. They will give you shit like: "just be nice to her". Fuck that shit.
Women make good wingmen because when a woman can vouch for you, other women knows you aren't a rapist axe murderer. A male wingman is just another dude, and could be a two team rape crew in the mind of the chick.
>>67252536
They could be low-energy bulbs.
>>67253720
Eh, it depends on the woman. Half the writers behind Mad Men were female, and that show had some fantastically written relationships.
>>67253965
Or maybe each and every woman is different, just like each and every man is different, and getting a sense for how each person reacts to being challenged or receiving kindness will tell you more about how to entice them than whether they have a hole or a pole?
>>67253957
>"How do I know I can trust you?" "You don't."
>>67252159
There ever been an inversion of this with the bedsheet covering the guy's pecs but leaving the girl's tits bare?
>>67254072
>"Then I won't. Goodbye."
>>67253440
>what is basic hygiene
>>67254072
>"TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST ME!"
>>67254057
>Or maybe each and every woman is different
Haha, okay, sure, they're all just magical little snowflakes.
You're clearly a woman whose tits are getting twisted over the fact that I'm pointing out how you don't have an inkling of a fucking clue what actually attracts you. What makes your pretty little pink panties drop.
>each and every man is different
Each and every man will fuck anything consenting with 3 holes and a pulse that isn't closely related to them. Men are not magical snowflakes either.
>>67251659
Every anime ever
>>67254171
Projecting so hard your signal's reaching the Oort cloud. Please, if you're not going to leave your house, at least open up the windows.
>>67251478
The word trope
>>67254171
>Each and every man will fuck anything consenting with 3 holes and a pulse that isn't closely related to them
Don't include me in your Bullshit.
>Talking on phone
>Hangs up without saying good bye
>>67253428
or slips off the deck and falls into the ocean
>>67254171
Relax dude, you'll live longer.
>>67254211
What woman will admit that she likes it when a guy teases her and pokes fun at her? Or is slightly domineering and arrogant?
>projecting
Are you sure you actually know what that word means? I have a girlfriend, and I'm quite adept at flirting. I have zero problems admitting my flaws. This isn't one of them.
You're a butthurt little girl. It's so fucking obvious.
>>67254269
>Talking on phone
>Not taking 10 minutes to work up the will or having a panic attack
>>67252366
oh fuck i never tought the goyim would figure that one out
>>67253917
got it
>Character can easily get laid
>>67254357
Ow, right in the feels...
>People not watching the road in car driving sequences
>Two people madly in love with each other never French kiss ever
>Sex is always amazing
>character into something kinky in the bedroom
>thrown away as comedy failed date on characters road to their true love
Hollywood's boring as shit.
>"I'm calling the police"
>"I /AM/ the police"
>Guy is about to get hit by a car/truck
>said car/truck uses its klaxon instead of hitting the breaks
>Someone's injured
>People gather around
>shout "SOMEONE CALL 911" instead of doing it themselves
>>67254629
>saved at the last minute
>car/truck still drives on at same speed and never stops
>>67254566
>Two people madly in love with each other never French kiss ever
Example?
>protagonist has sex with a girl
>she has an orgasm
problematic elements
>>67254733
any teen romance flick.
>>67252135
>using the term coitus
60+ guy detected
>>67254758
Is that meant to be a chick or a dude?
>>67253648
it's because of remarks like these that I love this shitty website. never change anon
>>67251985
>Chewie and Yoda share one two brief scenes together
>They're both hundreds of years old so it makes sense they'd be on friendly terms
>>67254798
They are whatever they want to be. It's 2016.
>>67254798
yes
>>67254836
Chewie is a lowlife smuggler hanging around shitty bars, there's no reason he would know Yoda.
>>67254798
omfg that's so fucking sexist
>>67252586
That's not Cavill though...
>>67254758
Which movie?
>>67253537
>see this happen in real life
>I don't intervene so I can see how far the argument goes
>Girl points gun at the main villain
>'STOP RIGHT THERE! or I will shoot you!'
>'DO IT! what are you waiting for?!'
>He walks slowly and takes away the gun from her
>'Heh, knew you didn't have the guts, kiddo'
Every fucking time
In tv series when MC has a child, they always make it up to 3 of age so they don't have to put up dialogues for them, even though the kids actually look 5-6ish.
>Dexter
>House MD
>>67254939
Having never read Watchmen, this blew me away at the end of the movie. Didn't expect him to die at all
>>67254939
>MC has a gun pointed at his head
>"I know you will not pull the trigger, you're a good boy. Don't worry."
>Puts gun down
>MC walks away
>Revealing audience he shat himself in the process
>>67253541
dont worry anon, we'll never get close enough to a woman to find out anyway
>>67254836
So you're retarded, I understand now.
You do realize Chewbacca had a life on his home planet before he met Han and became a Smuggler? Chewie was nearly 200 years old in Revenge of the Sith, and Yoda was around 875 years old. It stands to reason they would have met doing non-smuggling things.
>>67254980
This actually bothers me less than supposed highschoolers clearly played by people in their mid-20s
>>67255062
Goddamn it I just called myself a retard. This is meant for >>67254881
>>67255038
The entire graphic novel was about subverting cliche.
Pretty great tbqh family
>>67253731
can personally attest that this aint true.
>>67255090
This too.
>Character is supposed to be 15
>Has wide hips, perfect teeth, G cup and a deep voice
>Strangers talking about tropes on a Somalian rock-banging forum
>Some fag comes in and complains about beer tasting like piss
>Everyone makes fun of him
>PISS PISS PISS! HORSE PISS!
>>67255129
my ex also loved when I came on her belly.
fuck man time flies
>>67255062
>>67255093
Fitting.
But no, it's beyond even ridiculously coincidental. There's no reason such a high ranking member of Kashyyyk's military would just revert to being something so scummy. And on a planet that Obi-Wan lives on no less, who also knows Yoda? In a galaxy with thousands of systems? Give me a break.
Not even going into Obi-wan not knowing anything about the droids or vice versa when they had a massive life together too.
>Cops making criminals confess by blatantly goading them to lash out and blurt out self-incriminating statements.
>Criminals falling for obvious lies about reduced sentence/good word with the DA/their partner giving them up etc.
>Criminals not instantly lawyering up.
>welladjusted, monogamous gay married side characters
>>67255195
>droids coincidentally found by the son of the guy who made one of them and belonged to the daughter of the same guy, who just so happened to have this conflict with the rebels above the planet he was born on
When Leia was like "help me obi-wan kenobi you're..." R2 should've stopped her right there and been like "shieeeet, Obi Wan? Obi Wan Kenobi??? I know that nigga! Fuck, small galaxy, amirite?"
>>67254211
kek was just about to post this
>something is radioactive
>it is glowing green
>hero talks to child
>"I'm going to do this [plot]"
>"promise?"
>"promise"
>>67255288
>what are memory wipes
I'm in bed right now and my duvet is all the way up to my neck. Is this not normal?
>>67255235
>>Cops making criminals confess by blatantly goading them to lash out and blurt out self-incriminating statements.
You'd get a kick out of watching the recent Hulk Hogan v. Gawker Media trials
>>67255351
Obi-wan would still know the droids and vader would still know 3PO on cloud city
Is it just lazy writing, /teevee/? Is it appealing to the LCD? Is it reverting to played out shit that the writers and audience knows is safe so they don't have to work too hard while watching a movie?
Or is it because it makes money, and that's all they care about?
>>67254903
I don't think it's meant to be taken literally that there's one or many movies that look politically incorrect from today's standards in all the ways mentioned. There are some movies that have scenes that come off as racist, and some that have scenes that come off as homophobic, etc. It's just a catch all for an opening to discuss how the culture has shifted.
Either that or she was watching Eddie Murphy: Raw. Coulda been Raw.
>>67251478
>Characters that have a life
>Girlfriend
>Friends
>A Job (which is easy and fun but they hate because its 'funny' for the audience)
>Wacky Zany stuff
Wheres a show for shutin n33ts like us?
I dont give a shit about normal people!
>>67251641
:(
>>67255375
>Hey /asp/ Gawker accidently a four year old
>>67255235
the ballistics matching the gun nonsense really annoys me.
>>67251951
hand me the fucking keys you cocksucker, what the fuuck.
>>67255452
What do you mean?
>>67255371
Presumably you're alone and unfucked. The trope specifically applies to two characters lying together in bed after sex.
>>67255432
Anyone like that is always portrayed as the twitchy tech guy loner or something.
>>67251478
>character pees
>pee isn't brown
>>67255432
>>A Job (which is easy and fun but they hate because its 'funny' for the audience)
I hate the character who has some nebulous job they only have to check in at nominally, if at all, that supplies them with enough cash to do what they do. Batman is a billionaire for a reason, hardly saw DD work a single case after the third episode.
>>67255432
Peep Show
>Character at store or uses other mundane service like a taxi
>never told or asks costs
>always in exact notes
>often never pays for it, at all.
>>67255351
Captain Whatever said "Have the protocol droid's memory wiped" so unless someone else wiped R2s to make space for Twi'lek porn (understandable) R2 should still remember Obi-Wan.
>>67254794
More like 16 year old who just finished watching Big Bang Theory :^)
>>67255090
Was it Freaks & Geeks or my so called life that used actual teenage actors for the teenage roles?
>>67255419
It's just weird that they're hitting each and every one. I half expected "that's cultural appropriation" in there somewhere.
>>67255503
batman was born into the money.
its pretty easy to make money when you have a lot
>>67255482
Who still seems to have friends and a social life and able to support himself.
>Basement hacker trope
>Constant keyboard spam
>>67255503
Its funny how i can suspend disbelief for a movie like Fight Club but yeah when it comes to anything like Batman i just cant its so stupid.
>>67255505
Based BBCbefore they got cucked
>>67255480
Yes, but after they've fucked and are just lying in bed normally why wouldn't they pull the duvet back up for the very same reason I have - because it's comfy
>>67255477
when abbey tests a 9mm glock in her lab in NCIS or when they get finger prints off of shell casings in castle i think it was.
>>67255482
But we are twitchy loners, Anon. That's what we actually look like to functioning adults.
>>67255514
Point is, it's established that they happen, so it could have easily been done offscreen.
>>67255235
youve never been arrested huh
>>67251719
When my friend says bye to people on the phone he waves like they can see him, we gave him so much fucking shit for it.
>>67255235
>Criminals not instantly lawyering up.
There was one scene in Sherlock (the one with Lucy Liu) that I liked. Some perp had just asked for a lawyer and Watson pointed it out as though it was incriminating, Sherlock goes "good, he'll need one, especially if he's innocent"
>How do you like your coffee?
>With some cream, please
Seriously? What the fuck do you americucks mean when you ask for "cream" in your coffee?
>>67255568
>fingerprints off shell casings
Ah, yeah, that'd be impossible. Unless those fingerprints were deposited after the cartridge had been shot.
I haven't seen NCIS, so if Abbey has proper testing equipment in her lab then yeah, she can test fire a gun to compare the bullets striations to bullets found at a crime scene, so I don't understand what the issue there is.
>Talking fox gets a giant $15 popsicle that's bigger than him and takes it outside and gives it to his fake son who's dressed as an elephant
>It doesn't drip on him
I hate it when movies do this.
>>67255632
That's downright adorable.
>character brushing teeth
>doesn't rinse
>>67255564
sex is work bruh
we usually dont have any covers, even up to our torso
>>67255641
Good! God, I hate the idea that getting a lawyer is seen as suspicious.
>>67252469
oh come on, the Wilhelm Scream is funny.
>>67251674
this is why I hated pirates of the caribbean
>>67251478
What does the V stand for?
>>67255419
Nah, I think it's Ace Ventura. Transphobic gives it away.
>according to autocorrect transphobic isn't a word
ha
>>67255714
It kinda is, dude's a big softie but it's funny to give him stick for it.
>>67255432
>Wheres a show for shutin n33ts like us?
Mr Robot?
Oh wait that has everything on your list too.
>>67255568
>finger prints off of shell casings
While it's unlikely it isn't out of the realm of possibility.
>when abbey tests a 9mm glock in her lab
Ballistics lab is separate usually but I don't see what's your grievance there.
>>67255605
Who do you think I am, a nigger or something?
>>67255641
There's a vid up on youtube with a lawyer expressly recommending *not* to talk with cops at all.
>>67255658
Half and half, usually.
>>67255658
Cream. You know, the fatty milk-like substance you use for sauces or to make whipped cream.
>>67255432
>Previously, on AMC's Slovenly NEET
>brraaaap
>cough
>huehueh
>snort
>Anon, have you..
>NOO! GAWD, MOM LIKE SERIOUSLY!
>o-ok honey
>AND WHERE ARE MY HOTPOCKETS!
>stay tuned to find out
>>67255779
suburban white kids get arrested too
source:was one
>>67253054
a thousand times THIS. It's absolutely ridiculous. At least in Europe this isn't so much a thing, and sex is more ok while violence isn't seen as something so commonplace. Makes me think of
>regular joe holds a gun for the first time ever
>handles it like he's handled guns all his life
while in euro movies it's usually more like
>regular joe sees gun
>HORY SHEET A GUN WTF YOU DOIN NIGGA
>>67255720
There are probably a non-zero number of people that do the modesty bedsheet thing irl because it's in their subconscious as the "done thing" from seeing it in so many movies.
>>67255776
See its such a goddamn annoying set of tropes.
Heres what would be a realistic mr robot
>Never talks to anyone
>Just sits in his room 24/7
>Goes out once a week or so to shop
>Comes back
>Gets weed/drugs deliviered
>Doesnt end up fucking the dealer/dealers
>posts on 4chan and does some deepweb hacking crap
>???
>Thats it
I like how they went the fight club route but
realistically the show is so off the rails
>>67255791
HI WOOWEEE
>>67253498
>So? Girls pee from their vagina and we stick our dicks in them anyway
>>67252931
I don't know what 80+ year olds you screw but that's just not true. Once you get past the sex barrier mostly everyone is comfortable being naked with someone else doing whatever.
>>67255641
>>67255779
>vid up on youtube
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
>>67255791
They could probably get a full season out of r9k's chicken tendies stories.
I'd watch it.
>>67255857
well walking around, definitely.
its like showering. shes seen my penis but like, i dunno i just cover it up. same the other way around
the sex in bed thing is different imo
>>67255687
There are millions of glocks out there, and even more 9mm guns in general. Similar case with AR15s. just because the twist rate matches the firearm of the suspect doesnt mean he is the killer, its incredibly flimsy evidence.
another thing i noticed
>handgun registry in virginia
That was a recent episode of NCIS too.
I have concluded my autistic rant.
>>67255235
>carl_before_hes_fired_for_corruption.jpg
>the Special Guest Star is the criminal
Every. Fucking. Time.
On L&O:SVU, anyway.
>protagonist has a scat fetish
>Camera cuts away before the ass starts pooping
>protagonist smiling
Why even bother then?
>>67255787
whats wrong with just using regular milk like everyone else does?
>>67255978
bro that happens a lot
>>67255995
more flavor
>>67255974
Of course not. But you can conclusively prove that a bullet was shot by one, and only one, gun because striations are specific to each gun. Whether the killer is the suspect or not requires more evidence.
>>67252366
Welp, I'm putting you on the hit list, goy.
>>67256032
nah dude you cant narrow it down to one gun specifically
>>67255235
have you ever seen the first 48?
criminals confess like all the time. never ask for a lawyer
>>67256032
Yeah thats true, but slamming a few photos of a bullet onto a steel table and yelling "the bullet matches your gun" gets old quick.
>>67256075
Yes you can. That is a principle of modern ballistics and is used in forensic investigations all the time.
>>67255747
by the way if there's anyone reading this that somehow doesn't know what the Wilhelm scream is, DON'T LOOK IT UP! You will never ever be able to not hear it in almost everything you ever watch from then on. Unless you think that sort of thing is cool then go wild.
>>67255995
Reminds them of semen.
>>67253428
nigga, I'm like, fuck you
>>67251478
>characters just had sex
>fall back on the bed together
>>67256088
Oh I'll give you that. But that's drama, not science.
>>67256119
what is it
whats the specificty
>>67256162
>uff!
>>67253498
I thought women urinated from their assholes until I was bout 13 years old.
>>67256203
Drilling the barrel produces small strips of metal that randomly scratch the inside of the barrel and that randomness is unique and becomes impressed upon the bullet in reverse when it is fired. Each gun has a fingerprint, essentially. It's not simply a matter of direction of twist: the randomness is what produces the specificity.
>takes off socks
>doesn't scrape the dead skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWtuhZ6A1Ds
>>67256083
Justified S01E07
>They just don't show the ones that get away on TV.
That'd kinda beat the whole purpose.
>>67251659
you'd hate burn after reading
>>67255377
On cloud city we see a silver 3PO-like droid. Either they started mass producing them afterwards, or maybe anakin was just rebuilding a broken one, anyway he's not unique, so no reason why vader should think he's exactly the same 3PO.
>>67256284
but shooting many rounds between the one tested and the one that occurred would obscure results?
>>67255432
A story set in a basement and where the plot advances through chats and forums makes a shit film.
>>67252864
>CGI a shitty car robot over some poor dude's lifeless corpse being crunched between metal
>make millions
>his family sees none of it
>>67253819
>implying women know what they want
>>67256444
I dont mind what movies like Hackers 1995 did
They where still edgy n33ts but it was done in such a way that its still kind of believable.
Mr Robot is just insane.
It makes Fight Club look like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
>>67256457
>redpill
>>67256435
No. Just like taking one set of prints after another doesn't change your fingerprint, the same is true of a bullet's striations.
>>67256494
>Mr Robot is just insane.
yup, stopped watching after 3 eps.
>It makes Fight Club look like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
kek'd
>>67256457
They know what they want, what they want isn't you.
>>67253828
>2016 year of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>nearly every home isn't equipped standard with the ability to pause the tv
Is there any cable/satellite package that doesn't come with some sort of DVR?
>>67256494
>It makes Fight Club look like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
I haven't seen GWDT or Mr Robot, so I don't get this.
>Character finishes strangling a kid
>looks directly into camera and winks
Fuck you
>>67256609
I actually literally really enjoy this trope.
>>67256519
seems like a time consuming process that many precincts wouldn't go thourgh
>>67256226
You're not alone, friend.
>>67256683
If a gun is found at the scene, or a gun is registered to a suspect, and it is a preliminary match to bullets or casings that were found at the scene, then a failure to examine and compare the gun's firings with the found bullets is a failure to fully investigate the evidence. A single precinct might not have the forensic capabilities or the manpower but that's what state labs are for.
>>67256575
Dont get me wrong i love Mr Robot but its just not really relateable to people like myself
>Skinny Emo Faggot
>Edgy Cutter type character
>has too much of a social life to be considered a n33t
>Gets Involved in Extreme Anti Govt Guerrilla tactics
Its a good show its just a bit silly, great ending though.
>>67256599
gwdt > Gone Girl
>>67255514
It was senator Organa
>>67256226
Don't feel bad...I thought women gave birth through their vaginas for a long time.
>>67256751
youd have to be pretty stupid to leave your gun at the scene or to hold your gun the entire time
>>67256826
Criminals being dumb is half of what puts them behind bars, and that's not a bad thing.
>>67253819
>implying women know what they want in the first place
>>67256450
He didn't use the footage of the dead woman
>>67256883
alright good point, im done
>>67256826
>not just removing the barrel from your gun, swapping it out with a new one, then chucking the old one down a storm grate.
>>67253731
as long as it isn't in the hair or eyes i dont think they give a shit. My GF prefers me to cum on her back/stomach than in her pussy.
>cum in her pussy
>she queefs it out on your stomach
>she has to go to the bathroom and squeeze out the rest of it
>come on stomach
>we clean together and joke
>>67256576
Dear knowing what you don't want is terribly easy, babies now what they don't want.
Knowing what you want is rather difficult, far too complicated for any woman I fear
>>67256954
Ever hear of condoms, Cletus?
>>67255177
She loved when you came on her belly, she doesn't like to have cum on her belly, there's a difference
>>67256954
>we clean together and joke
Read
>I lick it off while she insults and berates me
>>67253828
it's obvious you just mute it
no need to turn it off because tvs don't turn on instantly anymore
>>67256793
I hated Gone Girl. I found everything about it ridiculous: The premise, the characters, the fact that he doesn't get even with her at the end even though it's clear what happened. I left the theatre full of REEEEEE
>>67256994
>wearing condoms
enjoy your shit sex
Oh wait, you're probably circumcised so it wouldn't matter for your mutilated dick anyway
>>67257114
hes like not a good guy
both people were shitty.
>thats the point
>>67255471
Is this Brads Pitt's most underrated performance?
>>67257115
americucks on suicide watch
>>67251478
I swear, when I'm a big shot director, I'm going to make fun of this. The leads will have sex and the man will cover his chest and the woman will let her tits hang out. Just wait and see.
>>67254171
did you pretend you were some intelligent, nihilistic character in a film with a wicked sense of humor when you wrote this? be honest
>>67257182
>both people were shitty.
Sure, but there's a big difference between cheating on someone shitty, and framing that person for murder shitty.
>>67254171
This. All these Gawkerites can fuck off
>>67257182
>that's the point
that makes a shit film tbqhwy, unless it's obese Orson Welles being shitty.
>>67257227
>bird's eye view of bedroom
>man and woman chilling after sex
>woman puts her arms behind her head, humming, totally relaxed
>glances to the side, lifts an eyebrow
>"You cold?"
>man blinks, looks down at his chest, and grabs the sheets and pulls them up with an affronted look
>woman just laughs
>>67257115
Enjoy your paternal obligations.
When the going gets rough, you can try and pawn the computer you're typing on right now.
>>67254816
It's because of remarks like these that I hate this website sometimes. lurk more anon
>>67257390
>what are contraceptives
>>67257405
I'm sure she's taking 'em.
You can trust women.
>>67255432
Literally every single character on Twin Peaks was cheating on their partner, or with the partner of their best friend.
>>67257326
yah but its like a "i need to rally against this person but recognize that im a shitty person as well"
like the idea that there are people worse than i am, but that doesnt mean im a good person.
>>67257436
>being with a woman who wants to have children in an unstable situation
ISHIGGYDIGGY
>>67251967
Could have been anal, you don't know... you don't know.
Also: repeating one's self to build dramatic tension.
It isn't always bad just almost always.
>>67251951
>tfw people so retarded nowadays it shows up when someone gives an easily understandable answer
>>67253731
sometimes when girls get really worked up they'll ask you to cum in their mouth. not all, but some
>>67256360
Burn After Reading I felt was the one time it was done right.
>>67253784
you've never gotten back together with an ex?
>>67254758
Where the fuck is the headsnapping version?
>>67256823
But they do
>>67257486
>being with a woman who wants to have children in an unstable situation
What is every woman, ever?
>"We have to shut it down!"
>Character shoots computer monitor
>Computer turned off/non-functional
>>67256333
>>67256083
In the First 48, they don't always catch the killers. Some of the smarter criminals know when to speak and when not too. Most of the people that confess are idiots and amateurs. The Cartel episodes are fucking scary.
>>67253731
Used to buss a nut all over my ex's back all the time, filthy bitch loved that shit!
>>67252604
>>67252664
*snickers*
Its me goku
>>67257785
which ones are those
>>67252103
That's because she's self conscious of her belly fat that even skinny girls have when they sit up.
>>67256226
I thought rubbing your dick on her tits made babies
>>67257521
Most Cohen brothers films are like that, though.
>>67257725
>What is every woman, ever?
>tfw my gf is more afraid of getting preggers than me
feels goodman
>>67256576
So because your panties are in a twist, I'm not unfuckable. Girl, my dick still smells of my girlfriend's pussy. I know how to handle chicks. I know what works on chicks. Women don't know, at fucking all.
Look, rape-fantasies are incredibly common among women. You think they'd admit to this? You think they'd admit that they want to get mercilessly fucked? You think they're even completely aware of this about themselves? And no, I'm not saying you should go around raping women, I'm saying that women either don't know what they want, or they sure as shit won't tell you.
Never take dating advice from women. It's bound to be useless shit like: "Just be yourself xD" or something like that, which is not an advice at all.
>>67253056
is he covered in bird shit?
>thread is on autosage
just when it was getting good
>>67255747
helloooo reddit!
>>67255552
I do like Batman but it does come out how lucky Bruce is to have enough money to not work ever and fund his war on crime
Why hasn't anyone done a story were Batman had to grow up being in some normal family or losing his millions and having to fight crime on a almost nothing budget?
>>67253054
>>67253148
its modesty, we do not want to have the sexual feelings while watching the news
>>67257254
Did you pretend you were the badass Good Will Hunting type character who tears people apart with stunning insight?
>>67258164
>You think they'd admit to this?
Have you never been in a relationship with one? Two women have told me this before the 3rd date.
>>67251526
First post best post, and criminally underrated
>>67253541
Damn, made that 3 years ago and haven't seen it since. Shoulda made the background transparent.
>>67258466
Thanks for it. I've used it several times. I have a Holden Pepe too.
>>67258273
>Why hasn't anyone done a story were Batman had to grow up being in some normal family or losing his millions and having to fight crime on a almost nothing budget?
They have. The guy has had 70 year of comic stories, they've done pretty much every variation of the character
>>67258419
>I know some people who goes against your generalisation, therefore it is wrong
I know some women who are way stronger than I am. Doesn't mean the statement "men are stronger than women" isn't perfectly understandable.
Yes, some individual women might have incredibly levels of insight and be aware of what works on them - even the bad stuff like being ignored and such. However, women overall don't fucking know. Just like men overall are often too fucking stupid to understand how to handle irrational women or whatever.
If dick was a sellers market men would probably not really know what worked on them either. Human beings are stupid. I've been exploited by people who knew what buttons to press before - like the fact that I am very helpful to my friends, so this person pretended to be my friend. I've also fallen in love with a person who knew how to egg me on, without ever giving anything to me. You could justifiably say that I don't know what works to get me to do stuff for you, at least in many situations.
So in conclusion, don't listen to women regarding dating, because it'd be like getting advice on how to play poker from people who always get dealt double aces every round.
>>67258648
>dark-knight-rises-colorado.jpg
>>67254357
Even worse when the guy is ugly/fat.
Fat dude from Daredevil has a 9/10 all over his dick, it makes no sense.
>>67258529
Thanks anon :')
>>67258798
Not unbelievable. Men have more things to offer than looks, and really, it's much more about status. An ugly and fat billionaire with huge amounts of respect and power is far, far more attractive than a swoll hunk whom everyone hates and has no money - at least long term.
>>67253775
all media is based on previous works, nothing is truly original, get over it
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