After watching the original trilogy for the very first time in my life I've found a big plothole: how in the hell am I supposed to believe that Luke and Leia are twins if they aren't the same sex? That's really incoherent.
>>67250667
what are you saying, cis-cum?
>>67250667
jesus
they don't even look the same
They're not identical twins you numbskull
>>67250667
its midichlorians. i aint gotta explain shit
>>67250667
Low quality bait, 2/10.
>>67250667
>Implying Luke isn't a girl.
This is now a Lukefu thread.
>>67250892
this desu
>>67250667
Only Monozygotic twins ares identical, they're Dizygotic.
>>67250667
My Dad has a twin sister
>>67251488
what are these polish names you speak of
>>67250667
Heterozygot, faggot.
>>67250667
Mark is so beautiful :3
>>67251543
Your dad is your mother, retard.
>>67250667
Luke looks like more of a girl than Leia desu senpai
>>67250667
I love how wrong this picture is when compared to their actual characters.
>>67252827
Thanks to liberals that's possible
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a49428/pregnant-man-transgender/
>>67253305
This, Lukefu was more of a damsel than Leia.
>>67253715
>ywn see Lukefu wearing this
>>67251081
POST EM
>>67253845
Well okay
>>67253845
>>67250731
>Luke has big beautiful blue eyes and blond hair
>Leia has small shit brown eyes and shit brown hair
>>67253845
Doing it till inevitable deletion.
>>67253975
Hershlag genes.
>>67254074
Sadly they inherited her height too.
>>67254137
Lukefu being a manlet makes him even more adorable
>>67253818
>the male characters of SW will never be sexually objectified or exploited like the female ones
It ain't fair.
>>67254205
True, but he must have insecurities over being so small and vulnerable compared to all the other men in his life.
B A S E D
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>>67254216
Maybe we'll get a shirtless Poe in the next movie. Maybe.
>>67253818
hawt
can't wait to see these on the big screen again and jack off in the back
>>67254298
Carrie Fisher's looking good these days.
>>67254336
kek
>tv pissed that poe will be gay
>tv lusts over Luke
>mark hamill says Luke can be gay if you see him that way
>episode viii has daisy taking him down with a strap on a clear night on the island
>episode ix has Luke seduce kylo to the light side
You might just get what you wish for
>>67254216
Such a fucking waste that they didn't make enough fanservice scenes with prime Hamill
>>67254266
>He is quoted in the late 1970's in West Coast Bureau: "I'm not so short. I'm 5-foot-8 in my heels. The director, George Lucas, is my size - I'm really playing him in the movie - and he kept putting in short jokes. I never thought of myself as short until George told the world"
Hamill threads will usher in the resurgence of /tv/ not being so insecure about height.
>>67253715
Friendly reminder that Lukefu needed to be saved at least 6 times in the series.
>>67254392
Topkek
>>67254392
Kylo knew Luke when he was younger; if he couldn't be turned then, he can't be turned now. Sadly.
>>67254392
>tfw Kylo probably wouldn't have gone to the dark side if Luke was young and cute at the time
>tfw one look at Luke's big puppy dog eyes would be enough to turn him good again
>>67254417
At least he got more fanservice than Han.
Which is kind of strange when you remember that Han was supposed to be the sexy one.
>>67254516
>"No, I'm not mad, I'm just...disappointed."
>>67254419
>I'm 5-foot-8 in my heels
>Luke was wearing wedge heels throughout his entire adventure
Lewd
>>67254565
>disappointing Lukefu
Kylo is the lowest of the low.
>>67254502
But he feels the pull to marks boipussy and is now in his sexual prime
>>67254561
Lucas had the good sense to know that exploiting innocent moe characters is better than exploiting hypersexual ones
>>67254757
That would explain why he's trying to find Luke so vigilantly.
>>67254757
>he only ever joined the First Order in order to gain power
>his goal was to give Luke the galaxy
It all makes sense now.
>>67254811
>yfw kylo is still pleading with his grandfather
>yfw Anakin ghost tells him he wanted to rule the galaxy with Luke
Do you, Kylo (a) try to do the same and rule the galaxy with Luke at your side (b) throw down your hatred and jump into Lukes willing arms
>>67254811
>>67254880
I got the impression that Kylo got cucked from Vader by his uncle and is out to get him so he could rape him in revenge.
>>67254943
>hurting Lukefu
Truly, Kylo is unredeemable.
>>67254923
>Kylo trying to seduce Luke to the dark side just like Vader did
Now there's an interesting scenario that never occurred to me before.
We know why Sheev wanted Luke so badly.
>>67254993
>he's only practicing with Rey
>Rey goes mad when she realizes she was just a training aid
>>67254972
He ruined everything that Lukefu worked for and for that he must suffer a fate worse than death.
>>67255020
Sheev loves that Skywalker boypussy.
>>67253896
I spermed a little
>>67255023
>Rey and Kylo fight over who gets the Lukefu
>>67255119
Hey, you know what they say: harems happen.
>>67255144
I love when he does this
>>67255184
Someone needs to shoop "/tv/" onto R2's dome.
>>67255144
so moe~
>>67255153
>Rey
>Kylo
>Han
>Leia
>Chewie
>Biggs
>Wedge
>Sheev
>Vader
That's a big harem.
>>67255247
He's too pure to ever be able to satisfy all of them.
>>67255289
He's probably not even aware of how many people want his boycunt
>>67255220
Seconded.
>>67255583
>Dishy
I forgot this word. Needs to be applied to Mark Hamill more often.
>>67255289
Nipnongs have finally noticed the boob strap.
>>67255636
Was he ever referred to as "pretty"?
>>67255220
I tried
>>67255768
Fucken saved
>>67255980
SO
CUTE
>>67255944
>Carrie's face
>Harrison's cigarette
>Mark's happiness
You just know.
>>67255980
Behold, the first moe male actor.
Are there any current actors that rival his kawaiiness?
>>67256068
>Mark adjusting his pants
YOU. JUST. KNOW
>>67255697
>>67255727
Someone should ask mark what that strap is actually for.
>that fucking handsome smile
this is still my favorite webm
>>67256364
to protect his very sensitive nipples
>>67256384
I find it funny how blatantly that woman wants to /ss/ with him.
>>67256417
Mark would probably say it's for entirely innocent reasons, but we all know the real reason.
>>67256464
Does petting his hair count as /ss/? That's all I want.
>>67256464
i can't blame her though
>>67256570
If you're a woman and you do lewd things with an underage boy, it's /ss/. Would you do anything else lewd to him?
>>67256679
>take away Lukefu's purity
What kind of monster do you think I am?
Anybody else hope Luke isn't Rey's father entirely because it would confirm his purity?
>>67256679
I would
>>67256179
Fuck, even that little mole near his mouth makes me aroused.
>>67256841
I just hope she has one. If they pull the virgin birth bullshit again I might entirely give up.
>>67253818
Reminder that it's canon that Leia forced Lukefu to wear her clothes.
>>67256926
wait, what?
>>67256841
Same here because of that and also just want Rey to a Kenobi.
Rey really missed out on meeting young Luke.
>>67256901
One mole adds character
>>67256971
Luke and Rey being unrelated also opens up the opportunity for her getting a crush on her senpai.
>>67257057
This is Star Wars we're talking about, here, where incest is best kept within the family.
>>67256978
Moles are cute unless there's too many of them like Kylo's pockmarked face.
>>67256957
Fisher is Alpha af
>>67257030
>don't be jealous or possessive
Fucc
>>67257204
Hamill is painfully submissive though, he probably just said that to be coy.
>>67257202
>there are appalling pictures
WHERE
>>67257278
>Lukefu getting wet over Han punching a guy for leering at Luke and then kissing him possessively in front of everyone to mark his territory
>>67257106
>Rey develops a crush on Luke
>later finds out he's her dad
>gets so messed up over it that she falls to the dark side
>teams up with Kylo
>they both rape Luke and keep him as their waifu
>>67257427
Luke is NOT for raping, anon.
>>67257290
We'll never know.
>>67257447
But that's what pure characters are made for
hope you depraved mfers know that fanfiction fucking exists. move your degeneracy there.
http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Star%20Wars%20-%20All%20Media%20Types/works
>>67257606
Needs more Luke rape.
>>67257675
There's plenty of it there, anon.
>>67257606
>thinks we are depraved
>reads the entire thread anyway and even posts a link to lewd fanfics
why do people do this?
>>67257698
Not enough.
>>67257278
Anybody have that tweet where Mark admits to being turned on by being dominated by Carrie?
>>67257843
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/700980710660829185
>>67257713
Anon is just a good samaritan pointing us to the goods
>>67256417
>that perfect, smooth, slightly tanned skin
My god
>>67257896
wew
>>67257912
Anon could point us to specific goods though, like http://archiveofourown.org/works/6216325
>>67257896
Luke confirmed for enjoying femdom.
>>67257993
I read this yesterday ;_;
>ynw save him
>>67250667
Wishlist for episode eleven:
Luke balls deep in Leia, roaring, one eye bloodshot.
>>67258102
It'd be the other way around and you know it.
>>67257993
>Lukefu as a consort
>Lukefu getting fucked every moment in front of other people
wew lad
>>67257202
>carrie forced mark to crossdress in her outfits and took pictures of him doing it
>>67258228
Georgie's beard scares me.
>>67258072
desu I'd probably wind up doing the same thing as Hux.
>>67258339
It looks like a sock.
>>67254419
>I'm 5-foot-8 in my heels
>in my heels
>prime Mark in heels
Holy fuck.
>>67258544
>>67257606
Does Luke/Yoda fanfiction exist?
J-just wondering of course.
>>67258702
Fuck my boipussy you will.
>>67258702
I've never read one but I'm 100% sure it exists
>>67258781
>Yoda
>bottoming
Nah
>>67258843
He totally does, imagine him now stretching his hairy old hole for you.
>>67257993
Post moar
>>67258843
I'm not sure if I want to imagine qt pie Lukefu sucking Yoda's wrinkled green cock desu
>>67258922
Luke is Rimbaud to his Verlaine.
>>67250667
After reading your post for the very first time I've found a big plothole: in the original trilogy they only they they're siblings NOT twins
>>67258922
Yoda raped him in his sleep after drugging the soup, it's canon.
>>67258906
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5854861
>>67258906
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6223858
>>67259079
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5725996
>>67258906
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5986867
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5928783/chapters/13635606
http://archiveofourown.org/works/572596
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5802499/chapters/13373233
>>67258906
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6100954
>>67259262
why is the 3rd one randomly teen wolf
>>67258882
Jesus Christ, anon.
>>67259348
I accidentally deleted a 9, meant to link this one >>67259239
>>67258882
Anon pls
>>67259456
Holy shit he looks like my dad when he was young
>>67258906
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5988439
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6155275
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6003772/chapters/13789615
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6298573
>>67259456
Ahaha fucking picture it m8
>>67259532
I wanna fuck your dad.
>>67259532
Post proof pls
>>67254216
Thank the patriarchy
>>67256971
>Rey will never meet young Luke
>she will never become smitten with his naivete, purity, and cuteness
>she will never protect him from all the dangers on Tatooine
>he will never develop a bodyguard crush on her
>>67260063
>posting a pic of my dad in hs on 4chan
>>67259712
No.
>>67260363
It'll be fine, anon, you can trust us.
>>67259712
I prefer to imagine Luke's boypussy.
>>67260492
>in b4 everyone in this thread faps to it
>>67259774
fuq he's so helpless
>>67260225
>Rey takes Luke on scavenging trips
>She sends him back with all sorts of gifts
>Beru and Owen shake their heads at how messy their nephew's room is getting but he refuses to throw anything away
>Luke brings her a flight simulator and the two of them play around with it constantly
>Crack jokes about which of them is the pilot and which is the copilot
>Rey can always tell when Luke and Owen have been fighting because Luke gets that one wrinkle in the middle of his forehead that makes him look pained
>She takes him to her favorite scavening places then and asks him about how he's feeling: he can't talk right to her but it's easier when she's doing something, so she lets him talk
>Luke can always tell when Rey has been having nightmares because she gets rough when she's searching and throws stuff around
>He doesn't say anything, just takes the speeder and brings her to the tallest bluff for miles and they stare out at the wasteland, feeling very small and fragile, except for where their hands and shoulders are touching when they lean into each other
>>67260594
>they could've seduced and double teamed a qt blonde
>instead treat him like shit and throw him across the room
Fucking idiots.
>>67251543
Yes, but your dad is a faggot...
>>67260636
Holy shit anon, this is adorable.
>>67260636
>this will never be canon
>>67260636
It makes me sad this will never happen. ;_;
>218 replies
why do you faggots encourage this shit?
>>67260980
>stop having fun!!!!
Fuck off.
>>67260980
>not wanting to lovingly pound lukefu's boipussy until he's a whimpering, sobbing mess
Fucking fag. I'm a girl and even I want to.
>don't want to get back into writing fanfiction
>want to write AU Rey/Luke as kids to lovers
Goddamnit.
>>67261549
Do it faggot
beautiful thread
>>67261636
I'm amazed it's still here desu.
>>67261549
Please, do it for us anon. :3
>>67261821
It's too late for me tonight, but I could try something next time there's a Lukefu thread. Maybe a scene or two.
>>67261907
Write and post it on AO3.
Or post it here: >>>/wsg/991081
>>67261907
It's okay.
You could post it in our /wsg/ thread too when it's done.
>>>/wsg/991081
>>67261549
That's an idea too cute to waste, anon.
>>67262024
>>67261967
Got it. Hope to see you seen.
>>67262220
Lukefu is such a show off.
>>67262220
>Yoda's training
Nigga was just swinging that thing wildly
