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Cast her, /tv/
>>67236095
Jaden Smith
Idris Elba
go back to /a/ and take your normie anime with you
>>67236095
Dunno, but Lee Pace as Satsuki is a must. Maybe MEW
Emily Browning
>>67236095
Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>67236095
You mean an actress who has to wear next to nothing constantly right?
Nicolas Cage is the only logical choice. No other actor has the emotional range to accurately portray her.
>>67236149
Jennifer Jason Leigh >>> dogshit >>>>Cage
Cast her.
>>67236143
I got you senpai
>>67236130
>>67236186
Obvious answer
>>67236172
She's far too old to look good basically naked for most of the runtime. You know Cage is dedicated enough to work his body into shape for the role.
>>67236213
Kill yourself
I can't see Ryuko played by someone over 24 at best.
Who's going to play her?
faggot
>>67236186
brit marling as her
juno temple as op
>>67236261
Tom Cruise.
>>67236252
no u :3
>>67236095
Anzu
>>67236095
>>67236186
>Yfw you can't because there a no Qt Japanese actresses in Hollywood.
>>67236435
watch japan movies then gooklover
Reminder: the figure must be both full and mature while incredibly perky and tight
It's can't be done one real humans. Give up
Scarlet Johansen
no you back to /a/ or /a/ or other shithole your come from
>>67236095
Chanty Binx
>>67236186
Anita Sarkeesian
>>67236095
The real question is who plays Mako?
>>67236865
Shia Labeouf
>>67236095
>>67236186
Such a shame.
Nobody could ever have feet that would match up to them.
>>67236865
Michael Cera
>>67237040
>Mako JAV edition
>>67237071
wow,that doesnt even look like a gook.
>>67237080
They have a culture based on trying to become white, they're getting pretty good at it.
>>67237292
>Soon they'll be better at being white than us
>>67236186
This cosplayer(male)
>>67237071
>>67237080
>>67237292
She's Turkish you idiots
>>67238668
I'll gobble her turkey if you know what I mean..
>>67238544
>thta fucking nose
>>67238668
why a turk would look like slav
>>67236423
Kanna Hashimoto, muh cunny
MEW
>>67239414
BACK TO THE SHADOWS WITH YOU
>>67236213
literally perfect
>>67236172
Nicolas Cage is a great actor, you pleb.
>>67236865
Evanna Lynch
Who he will play as?
>>67241305
Gamaguri, obviously
>>67239315
She's half Estonian.
>>67236186
>this entire thread
>no one claimed her
I hereby claim Satsuki Kiryūin as my waifu and all other faggots must disavow her as stated in Article 3, Section 1 of the Waifu Treaties.
Cast her, /tv/
>>67241735
me in a wig and hamster outfit
Cast her, /tv/
>>67241735
CUUUUUUUUUTE
>>67241910
Harmony Rose.
>>67238689
Please elaborate.
Can anybody think of a more perfect casting for an anime character?
>>67241935
>i'm a meme tourist
Consider suicide, meme trip
>>67242082
NPH as Vash the Stampede?
>>67236095
Can you cast yourself into a volcano instead? Thanks.
>>67236266
>tfw /a/ wont tell us how to get rid of them
>>67242280
Get rid of them?
The weebs existed before any other group, gonna be on the 4chan you just gotta suck it up.
You can't beat em, you might as well join them.
>>67242343
/v/eebs=/=weebs
>>67242371
good memes, but that's still a truth friendo.
>>67242430
>meme
see >>67236266
no one wants you disgusting iqlets
not even your run off boards like /vg/ and /vr/
>>67242082
I just recently learned that his actual name is King Bradley.
He doesn't just insist people use two titles: Fuhrer and King.
>>67242452
Imao I've never been on either of those boards.
With chinese moot being proweeb you have no chance of any of your autism being enforced.
>>67242510
>Imao I've never been on either of those boards.
>the go to defense when caught
i can't stop laughing
>With chinese moot being proweeb
>first board he made was for western material
i'm laughing so hard the dogs in the alley are barking. kill yourself you piece of sh*t nerd
>>67241910
>tfw Bible Black could legit work as an erotic horror movie
huh...
>>67236120
Consider rehab
>>67236095
Daisy Ridley or Brianna Hildebrand
>>67236186
Young Emily Blunt or Cara Delevingne on stilts
>>67236865
Violett Beane, maybe Molly Quinn on a wig?
>>67241910
Amber Heard
Cast him
>>67242909
None of them are even Asian.
>>67242243
No Chris Evans.
>>67241935
>tripfag
Consider suicide
>>67236865
Her voice actress actually looks fairly similar to her, but she is already 29.
>>67243375
>29
CHRISTMAS CAKE
>>67237080
>>67237292
Japan and Korea are different countries.
>>67242280
all you have to do go back to old /tv/ with the creeper waifu celeb threads to kick /v/eddit out
Cast him, /tv/
>>67243232
>>67243232
Cash is supposed to give off the vibe of being incompetent and inept so that when he does use his anime main character powers it's more impressive.
>>67244083
needs more roids
>>67244083
>Chris Evans in a school uniform and as Star Platinum
I didnt know i wanted this until now
Now what about the rest of the Stardust crew? My vote is pic related as Joseph
>>67244083
His nose is too jewish
>>67236213
She's beautiful, but she also has literally a man's body.
>>67241910
my dick
>>67244309
And yours is too bloodyPOW
>>67244347
>your dick
>>67244083
Caesar Zeppeli
>>67241910
MY LEWD WAIFU
I can't think of anyone with flair enough to pull off DIO
Cast him, /tv/.
Cast them
Cast her, /tv/.
![fashion,malemodel,vincentlacrocq,boy,model-32c785bf68862b773f8b0b1942c41ab8_h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CAJ5sLF.jpg "fashion,malemodel,vincentlacrocq,boy,model-32c785bf68862b773f8b0b1942c41ab8 h[1]")
>>67244785
with long hair
>>67238544
.....no shit?
>>67236213
Not an actress.
>>67244833
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/08/01/k-on-vs-keion-cosplay-porn-parody-compared/
>>67236095
>>67236186
could be either one desu
>>67236261
Nice spoiler faggot
>>67236995
Literally perfect
>>67246993
its not a spoiler ;)
Cast her, you plebs
Cast her.
>>67248238
off topic garbage
>>67241910
even has her own chick to fuck
>>67247851
Into an abyss? With pleasure.
>>67236213
she has no ass though
Cast him
>>67241324
Didn't even think of that, would be fucking great, him or Batista
>>67244785
Which Madara are we talking about?
>>67249064
epic meme my man
>>67248970
Literally me
>>67248970
Already casted >>67244723
>>67236186
Pic related for satsuki
>>67249064
The one where the hack writer makes him a god
>>67241935
/a/ thought kill la kill was shit and only enjoyed it because mocking it together was fun.
what kind of traits would an actor need to play kefka?
>>67248187
>inb4 someone posts a nigger
it has to be a latina
>>67248187
mercedes carrera
>>67249064
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
cast him
>>67236095
>>>\ayy\
>>67250232
Go back in time and cast Freddie Mercury.
>>67249274
/a/ has no taste, they only like cute things.
>>67236095
is anyone even worthy of playing her? I doubt it.
>>67243204
Anime character never even look asian to begin with so it won't matter
Cast him
>>67250419
that means they have good taste because klk is literally /v/eddit
>watch klk once
>its fun
>never watched it again and have no desire to
hmm. whats an example of a movie like that?
>>67250500
But they are still "Asian." A Japanese actor playing a Japanese character makes infinitely more sense even if the character doesn't look like any real person.
>>67250538
They make them with big eyes and various colored hair for a reason. Because they hate how asians look and are envious of superior Western genes
>>67250502
that mountain guy
>>67244945
She's been in films before
>>67250584
Myth, and why are you calling them "Asians"? They are Japanese. Asia consists of different countries and ethnic groups.
>>67250507
/a/ takes themselves way too seriously but also just watches moeshit and slice-of-life garbage.
overall /a/ is justlame
>>67250511
Every film in existence
Nobody wants to watch a film twice, unless it's been years and you've forgotten everything about it
>>67250697
>i'm above that trash but not this trash
You're lower than even /jp/
>>67250697
>/a/ favors comedy over teenage /v/eddit bait
>takes themselves too seriously
lmoa desu
>>67250697
They do watch those, but I wonder how many critics of "moeshit" and "slice-of-life garbage" can say the same. My guess is most people who complain about those shows have never seen any and don't even know what they're like.
>>67250791
>comedy
lmao.
>>67250835
>i don't think it's funny therefore it doesn't follow comedy formula
lmao
Cast them.
>>67250912
jackie chan
>>67250773
I'm not "above" anything
>>67250791
The way they discuss anime is what they take too seriously.
>>67250805
I'm not interested but it seems to the only thing they talk about. Some variety would be nice.
WAHHH MY WEEB SHOW IS LESS REDDIT THAN YOUR WEEB SHOW.
>>67250882
>>67250835
>>67250791
>>67250697
>>67251279
Anime is not weeb. It can't be.
>>67251301
You got that backwards son.
>>67251505
this show had some funny as fuck animation
>>67251593
Weeb = wapanese = wannabe Japanese. It's nonsensical to call anime weeb.
>>67236095
About the right age
Has a nice body
Is a decent actress
Ariel winter pre boob job for mako
>>67250697
>TTGL
Of course /v/ kids like you think /a/ is lame, they don't like entry level trash.
>>67249291
Probably have to be intelligent, nihilistic, and have awicked sense of humor
>>67252277
too young, can't act
try again
>>67250697
TTGL is garbage though
/a/ is lame but you're a loser faggot
>>67254141
She was decent on Gotham
And KLK isn't Shakespeare
They are suppose to be in high school and she's 16
Cast this
>>67236095
Live action KLK would be fucking garbage for casting. Because of the tyranny of progressives and what happened with TLA, characters that are technically Asian despite looking white will always be played by Asian actors.
So for any anime adaptation going forward for anything set in Japan, you're going to get a bunch of horrible Asian actors that look nothing like the characters. Can you imagine a tiny Gamagori in a blonde wig?
>b-but 5'10 is HUGE for Asians!
I'm cringing thinking about it already. Luckily, Hollywood is more likely to adapt series with canonically white characters like Attack on Titan and Cowboy Bebop before something like Kill La Kill.
>>67242082
>implying pic related wouldn't be the best choice for Wrath
His American accent even sounds similar to the dub.
Cast him, /tv/
>>67255644
her face is gross
>>67256073
KLK's characters don't look white.
>>67250773
>>67252463
>>67254355
I love how much this show triggers /a/utists.
Do you all hate fun?
>>67256158
Ryan Gosling, nice guys looks to prove can handle comedy, physical or otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyR-UqRom-c
>>67256773
Thanks for letting us in on that valuable opinion. 13 hours after the thread was posted.
>>67256270
>Gamagori
>Nonon
>Nui
>Ragyo
>don't look white
What?
>>67256958
There's at least two rationalizations for the idea that anime characters look white.
>They don't look Japanese, therefore they must be white!
This is just ethnocentrism. It's not logically defensible.
>They have light hair and eye colors, but Japanese people don't have those!
This would mean that if a Japanese women puts on a blonde wig and blue contacts, she'll suddenly pass for white. But of course that won't actually happen.
>>67236095
Nice iPhone, OP
/v/ermin crossposting thread
>>67257217
Look at the Progressive that thinks that there aren't objective physical traits unique to different races. Pale skin, large expressive eyes, hair colors ranging in a variety of different colors (pink/green/blue obviously ridiciulous), males having more angular faces instead of round. They don't look remotely Asian.
>>67257505
this
I just realized I can't think of very many young actresses with bodies that good, so I'll just be casting waifus.
>>67236095
Aly Michalka
>>67236186
Tay Tay
>>67236865
ASR
And of course Gamagori absolutely MUST be played by Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson.
>>67257505
>Look at the Progressive that thinks that there aren't objective physical traits unique to different races.
Where did I say there aren't?
>Pale skin, large expressive eyes, hair colors ranging in a variety of different colors (pink/green/blue obviously ridiciulous), males having more angular faces instead of round.
So a Japanese woman is going to pass for white if she puts on contacts and a wig?
>They don't look remotely Asian.
So they must look white because they don't look Japanese (why does almost everyone now refuse to specifically refer to Japan and the Japanese?)? That's the ethnocentrism argument I already mentioned. I also mentioned that it isn't logically defensible.
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>ITT: every single cast based on appearances only
/tv/ proves once again they're no better than the retarded audiences Hollywood caters to.
>>67257678
>large eyes
>asian
No contacts can ever give a Japanese person large eyes, an angular face, a more elongated nose, etc. You say "logically defensible" but your argument is entirely "muh racism," so kindly please fuck off to reddit.
>>67257834
White people don't have the kind of eyes that anime characters do. They are too big and are not shaped like human eyes. Are you sure you've actually watched anime?
>a more elongated nose
Anime characters in most cases hardly even have noses.
>You say "logically defensible" but your argument is entirely "muh racism,"
Where did I say anything about racism?
>so kindly please fuck off to reddit.
What does Reddit have to do with this?
>>67241910
>Cast her
>her
I like how they stuck Japanese mannerisms on white characters such as Holly Kujo and the AoT cast.
>>67245232
Fuck, I guess I finally have a celebfu
>>67257662
does /a/ not like Gurren because it's about childhood's end and becoming a man? I guess that would be really hard for them to relate to Simon, seeing as they're manchildren who enjoy moeshit.
>>67258315
Moeshit is a completely useless buzzword used by people who've never watched any "moe" shows and don't know anything about them.
>>67258315
/a/ doesn't like TTGL because it's downright awful, and is overestimated by plebs like you
still better than kill la kill however
>>67257938
She has a fully working vagina. That makes her a herma.
>>67258315
babby's first anime
>>67236095
Meltyfate
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