Only in America could something so stupid be considered a masterpiece.
>HUR HE DRINKS COCA COLA. JUST LIKE ME!
you just dont get it
>Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
What did he mean by this?
How can someone legitimately dislike Forrest Gump?
>>67199303
Wasn't it Dr. Pepsi or something?
>>67199646
third worlder or actually mentally retarded like forrest but nobody likes him and it doesnt turn out like in the movie
>>67199646
Diabetic coma from the bittersweet schmultz.
>>67199303
>>Only in America
t. third worlder obsessed with America
We don't think about you at all.
>>67199607
Around blacks (chocolates) never relax (you never know what can happen)
>>67199840
>We don't think about you at all.
Or anything else, for that matter
>>67199303
I almost positive it was Dr. Pepper
I would bet 100$ on this in fact
Am I the only one wanted to fug Gump?
>>67199997
>I may not be a smart man, but I'm not a fag.
>>67199997
Yes
>hurr Jenny was baaad
No sane person would ever want to have sex with someone like Forrest
>>67199953
fuck you
so did Gump know that he was in a war?
like did he understand that people were trying to fucking kill him?
>>67199303
he drinks Dr. Pepper, though
>>67200039
He wouldn't even be in the marines if he was that retarded
>>67200039
Of course he did. Forrest is stupid, but he grasps the concept of death and understood that he was risking his life when he went back into the jungle to save his platoon.
>>67200039
he had a 75 IQ, of course he knew.
>>67199303
Oui Oui, I agree.
Now, if it was in black and white, and about him struggling with his homosexuality, now that would be le cinéma.
In reality Jenny was a whore who only came back when Forrest had wealth and status. The kid might not even be his, and he might also have AIDs. That's adulthood ruining that childhood dream of marrying your childhood crush/best friend
>>67199303
It's only good because it shows with conservative values even a retard can succeed while that liberal trash Jenny becomes a drug addicted fuck hole for the Black Panthers who eventually dies of AIDS.
>>67199646
It's not bad. It's just bland, boring patriotism. Has some fun moments, other than that.
>>67201010
Yeah I don't know why this is generally regarded as a wholesome and comfortable good vibes sort of film when in reality Jenny was bordering upon being nefarious.
>>67201045
holy fucking shit i just grasped the real meaning of this movie, it was so obvious i completely overlooked
>It's a commie from reddit shitposts episode
>>67199840
Next time you get btfo by some ragheads, you will ;)
>>67201072
I still love it tho, the historical context is done so well and it is very cozy.
it sucks
Just a reminder that the boomer trash who saw this in theaters identified and sympathized with muh Jennay.
>>67199303
It's shite, Cast Away was good though. Watch that film instead of watching this film if you haven't watched this film already from a film watching binge dingy setup to watch Hanks flicks while on water.
>>67200174
higher than most niggers
>>67199303
what country are you from
>>67201010
the book states that she died from hepatitis c
the movie intentionally made it hiv ambiguous
Was it autism?
>>67199303
It's Dr Pepper, you pleb.
>>67199983
Youre completely right. Can confirm
>>67200087
I think you mean that the only reason he was in the marines was that he was retarded
>>67200074
>>67202166
Correct I have a friend who quoted this alot
>I must've drank about fifteen Dr Peppers
>>67201862
wilson plays a pretty good forrest gump.
>>67201072
I dunno man, I didnt notice her actions when I watched it as a kid but 20 years down the line I see that Jenny is a total bitch towards him. That entire ending was a big "fuck you" to him. He waited for Jenny for decades and all he got out of it was her dying off after marrying her and a kid who may or may not be his and possibly be HIV positive.
It's just fucked, Forrest is too thick to see his situation for what it really is. That's why I feel sorry for him. At least he has Lt. Dan looking after his interests and being his buddy.
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>>67204870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR1rV6MtIco
no strong opinions on forrest gump but that scene on the boat with him and lt DANG and he jumps into the ocean and just drifts off made me happy
the movie is full of contrived "oh thats cool the first time you see it" shit but that scene was good
>>67204870
>He waited for Jenny for decades
So? Is she obliged to do something for him because he likes her?
>>67199303
I haven't seen this one in a while. It's good to bring out the vintage pastas.
Does anyone know the name of the song that plays when he's in Vietnam?
LOOTENANT DAN ASS CREAM
>>67199840
Literally the only thing you think about since 9/11
>>67199646
Little Big Man did it better.
There was no need to make this drivel
>>67199303
It's Dr pepper you fucking cocksucker
Get it straight
>>67205474
They use about 4 Doors songs in quick succession, it's kinda weird.
>>67205474
"It Isn't Myself" featuring The Sun
>>67199928
Underrated post
>>67206398
Little Big Man was mostly shit. The only good parts were the scenes with Chief Dan George and Wild Bill Hickok.
>>67201059
There is literally nothing wrong with partriotism.
>>67199646
Non-Americans are insular retards who both consume American media like a lint roller on black linen and revile it in the same instant. They criticize American movies for having pro-American themes, like consumerism or nationalism but still support the vehicle that reinforces the machine.
In other words, Britbongs are jaded morons.
