You wake up tomorrow and Vera Farmiga is your mother.
What do you do?
Blue eyed bitch.
Wonder how on Earth she managed to conceive me, when she was 2 years old.
>>67194304
This
>>67192891
Fuck her and my aunt.
>>67194304
Kill Janet Leigh
>watching an interview for up in the air years later
>she says she just gave birth and was using a body double
Boner destroyed.
>>67194656
Mmmmm delicious. I like the way you think.
>>67194304
Find her dirty laundry and fap
Lick her pussy lips
Lick her feet when she falls asleep
Hug :3
What's wrong with you all?
>>67194726
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>>67194304
>take her wallet out of her purse
>wait till she needs to go to the store for groceries
>after she leaves, strip completely naked and start masturbating furiously in the living room
>she comes back """"""unexpectedly""""""" because she """""""""""misplaced""""""""" her wallet
>she catches me
>i act surprised and slightly embarrassed
>plot twist, i start crying and trying to explain its only because none of the mean girls at school are paying attention to me
>she starts to console me and tell me im her special little guy
>brief pause
>"maybe you're not so little though"
>proceed to eggplant emoji her water droplets emoji
>>67194304
Ask if we can go to aunt Taissa'sso I can set up my spy cam. ;)
