quick, quote something from Jurassic World the fourth highest grossing film of all time
run
>>67187188
"Oh my god"
Asset
You're a big lizard
"I guess this really is Jurassic Park 4: Jurassic World"
IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE
something something dangerous dinosaur she ate it
The only bit that really stood out to me was when BDH's coworker was shocked that she didn't know her nephews' ages. Like, who gives a fuck?
"INDOMINOUS REX MEETS VELOCIRAPTOR! I DO LOVE BRINGING DINOSAURS TOGETHER!"
>>67187188
I don't remember any dialogue.
Life finds a way
>>67187188
"Hi my name is Chris Pratt and I'm here to solve your dinosaur problem"
she remembered where they put it in
more teeth
It's a big dinosaur
"Here, let Auntie help you get that seatbelt on....why are your pants so tight?"
I'm not autistic enough to quote movies
Hal, Jim, Erica, Hal, Jim, Erica and I am Claire.
IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE
DEPENDS... ON WHAT KINDA DINOSAURER THEY COOKED UP IN THAT LAB
WE NEED MORE TEETH
BLUE EYES UP
SHE LOOKS AT WHAT SHE WANTS
HOW BIG IS THE ISLAND? HOW MANY POUNDS?
That old park was legit
"How big is the island?"
"Big."
"But how many pounds?"
"That doesn't makes sense."
"Meme-off, dino, me and you."
>>67187188
"How big is its.....?"
>>67187188
>sunuva bitch
>you shouldn't say bitch
>there's no seat belts
>just... hold hands
>...reaches out hand to brother
>Did you see that!?
>I can't wait to tell mom!
>NOOoooo! Your mother can never know about that
>what do you thinks gonna happen just staring at them?
Little kid was the best to be frank. Closely followed by Indian guy
>no no spare no expense he'd say
>its white. You didn't say it would be white.
Was this supposed to be racially hilarious? Because it was.
>there's only one person who can fly that chopper...
Mom and dad are getting a divorce
>>67187499
>that slow piano music
Nostalgia banking or not that part made me giddy.
>welcome to my bungalow
>>67187188
>can't you like track them by smell or something?
>I was with the navy not the Navajo
(Raptor noises)
>>67187188
"Clever girl"
And that's literally all I have.
What about that bit where the T-Rex is finally left to roam in the wild and it climbs the rock, looks straight into the camera, and says "Osama Bin Laden rest in piece 2011 baby"?
>>67188619
>that metaphor of arabic guy purposely crashing heliplane into bird prison and thus releasing hell on the white consumers
>>67188755
>implying it's not an allegory of collin trevorrow wanting to kill himself because of how completely he sold out any integrity he might have accrued in his life
>>67188874
>implying the white dinosaur is not the cis male, able to camouflage its agenda when it best suits its needs, to be defeated later by a cranky old bitch and a spunky and brightly coloured teenager
>>67187188
Aunt Claire please bounce you ass up and down on my jurassic cock.
The pakis are out of containment
>>67187188
I remember the jokes I was making more than the actual plot
Pepsi-Saurus
Tostado-Don
>>67190045
Everything the glasses dude said was humorous but I remember none of it. I remember Chris Pratt knocking over all his dinos and his bummed out face being pretty funny
>>67187188
>there's no escaping from Aunty Claire this time, you silly boys. Mommy's not going to interfere us for quite some –NO, A LONG LONG, TIME...! Hahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA –
They didn't have to go this far.
Life finds a way
RAPTOR'S GOT A NEW ALPHA
>>67187188
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHblrgrgrlgrlgrlgrlglrlbbbbboohhhaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhblrgrlglrglbbbf
-zara
>nice dinosaur. Did your cock sucking, fudge packing, AIDS riddled faggot boyfriend cook that up for you in the lab between sucking nigger cock? I hope your father killed himself
I never saw it.
Probably never will.
>>67187188
>"STOP CALLING THEM ASSETS YOU FUCKING COAL BURNING WHORE!"
>>67190698
pervert
>Then who's the alpha?
>You're looking at him.
>>67187188
>Should we consult here or...in my bungalow?
They only know three things. "I gotta hunt. I gotta eat. I gotta...*fist pump*"
>>67187499
The old park that killed half its inhabitants before the doors even opened. The old park that's locked away where no one can go back to. He magically knows all about that park and it's clearly better than the one that lasted years until plotarmorsaurus fucked it all up. I really wanted to see that guy get eaten by the remnants of that legit old park.
>>67187188CUM
>>67192742
Came to post this.
>>67187188
Run..
>>67187188
I don't remember a thing except him talking to the raptors
>>67187188
Indominus Rex hunts with thermal vision, like a snake!
>10 minutes later Meme Pratt covers himself in gas to cover his scent and for some dumb fucking retarded reason, it works, despite indominus rex not hunting by scent in the first place.
God I fucking hate this movie so much. Only movie I've ever walked out of (when Jimmy faggot Fallon showed up, I left).
CUM
>>67194161
>not understanding the gasoline
Bck 2 middle skool
he is part velociraptor
>>67187330
Came here to post this.
"Remember Zach, if you tell anyone about this I'll say you raped me. Now, who's auntie's favorite nephew?"
>>67194918
Fuck off Trevorrow, you're a hack.
>>67187188
DELTA, I SEE YOU. BACK UP
>>67187188
>RAPTA PLEASE
>>67187188
>...
>ITS A DINOSAUR!
wait that doesnt sound right
>>67187791
Unresolved subplot, will be expanded upon in the sequel.
>>67187354
DINOS!
>>67187188
are you really complaining that this movie lacks quips?
Woah!
>>67196992
>>67187791
>you're staying with your aunt for the summer
>>67197034
>hey Charlie don't give me that shit
Hardest laugh in the theater. Both times (; I do not know why though because I don't find it that funny. Its like trailer park boys HURR DURR SWEARS ARE THE PUNCHLINE XD
>>67187594
Underated
>>67197034
>quip
Baby's newest buzzword
Who's the Alpha male?
>You're talking to him
"Mom and dad are getting a divorce"
"Who's the alpha?"
>"You're looking at him, shrimpdick"
>>67197718
"Yeah and its your fault you autistic little accident."
Was this really necessary?
>>67197818
Surprised Raimi even got offered
>>67197708
>That pic
Too many feels man.
>"The Pachis are out of control"
Only remember it thought because ethnic Brits (which to say pakis) broke into a hissy fit because they thought they'd been insulted.
DANCE OFF INDOMINUS REX, YOU AND ME
OFFROAD
AND REMEMBER, IF SOMETHING'S CHASING YOU... CUM
AUNT CLAIRE!... OH-HOHO
IT REMEMBERED WHERE THEY PUT IT IN
WHO'S THE ALPHA? YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM
PIG, PIIIIIG!!!!!!!
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND SORRY
BLUE, BLUE, BLUE BLUE BLUE IT'S ME THE NIGGER
I'M MASRANI, SIMON MASRANI, CRASH PILOT OF THIS GOD DAMN PARK, I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO CRASH AN AIRCRAFT YOU GOD DAMN LIZARD
>>67187221
Lol
REEEEEEEEEE
-Dinosaur
>>67187188
>"Whats that noise?"
>"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!"
