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what is the worst movie you have ever seen?
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>>67180117
Not counting shitty direct to video movies, The Hobbit was probably the most disappointed I've ever been by a movie I paid to see in a theater.
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Man of Steel
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What's the dumbest movie you have ever seen?
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Blue is the warmest color
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>>67180117
what the hell is going on with the eye?
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>>67180117
Son of the mask, tbqh blood
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How have so many people on /tv/ seen this movie?
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>>67180257
Its made of PIXELS douchebag
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>>67180182
The first hobbit was just mediocre, it was the second hobbit that was soul crushingly disappointing. I haven't seen the third.
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Pixels is fucking good compared to Foodfight!
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>>67180319
You dont miss out anything, I recommend you to watch the fan made edit
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This is definitely top 5 worst that I've seen in a theater.
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>>67180117
Absolutely atrocious.
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I really hated The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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>>67180546
Has MEW ever been in a good film? I know she's not exactly the greatest actress but her agent is actually terrible
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>>67180546
if this is the worst movie you've ever seen then i got some really bad news for you
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Your favorite movie.
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>>67180319
This
At least the first one had something to offer for a surface level lotr nerd. The other two only had shit CG and Plinkett Revenge of the Sith tier action.
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>>67180546
BLACKED
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Meet The Spartans
The Hungover Games
The Unborn
Movie 43
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>>67180577
>implying this wasn't great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRxxFCi71ec
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>>67180117
God pixels was dogshit
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>>67180716
No it wasan't, I loved the princess bt mainly because I was a big fan of her in MadTV, but still the movie sucked big time even for a parody.
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>>67180716
what are you, twelve?
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>>67180496
I saw that on free HBO weekend and i was fucking pissed at how shitty it was.
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>>67180117
I went in expecting shite and was pleasantly surprised. Genuinely funny
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>>67180884
Whatever, it's catchy as fuck. Also, look at how skinny Kim was back then.
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>>67180635
Not really the worst, but it's there. Utter shit

>>67180578
Well, she's in 10 Cloverfield Lane and it's getting positive reviews so yeah
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>>67180117
I've seen a lot of shitty movies, but there were two that I actually regret seeing. If it had been on TV, that's one thing, but I had payed pull price at the cinema so there wasn't really much I could do. While I wanted to walk out, I was with friends and forced myself to stay.

I Pronounce you Chuck and Larry & Meet the Zohan. Talk about pure trash.
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Movie 43
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>>67180578
Call it reddit if you want but Scott Pilgrim is a good movie and she was an ultra qt Ramona.
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>>67180117
D R O P P E D
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2001
Antichrist
Epic movie 2
Blair witch project
Begotten
Live action fist of the north star
King kong remake
Hellraiser: hellseeker

Any of these are worthy contenders
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I saw "Epic Movie" when I was 12 years old. I don't remember anything about it but I can't imagine I've ever seen anything worse than that.
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>>67181016
that movie was so fucking shitty
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>>67180578
Scott Pilgrim
Death Proof
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>>67180716
>This is what americucks actually find hilarious
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>>67181075
My friends dragged me to the midnight premiere of King Kong and it was one of the worst movie experiences of my life. It felt like I was there for 8 hours.
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>>67180578
Deathprrof, her best role ever
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>>67181030
>23
how the fuck did you not know he was Jewish, he made 8 crazy nights
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>>67181075
don't understand the hate for Antichrist
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>>67181162
Mama
>>67180117
It's funny you started this thread off with a Sandler film because the worst movie I watched was Zohan.
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>>67180970
Zohan is pure gold, you cunt.
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>>67180280
I conquer.
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>>67181174
>tfw people on 4chan are too young to remember Adam Sandler's comedy albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd1Pyu9_rxo
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>>67180306
No it's made of voxels
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absolute fucking garbage
imagine an Ocean's eleven without any wit or humor with poor acting
>we are The Takers
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Cloverfield. Fuck that movie so hard
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>>67181193
Watch it
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>>67181195
Zohan is watchable compared to Pixels, Jack and Jill. Blended or Grown Ups.
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>>67181162
LITERALLY PERFECT
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>>67181375
stop being so thirsty, MEW is a 6/10 at best
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>>67180578
Final Destination 3
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>>67181224
No we aren't.

> i'm gonna go get head from dat girl.
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>>67181483
Where the fuck do you live where a girl that looks like that is average?
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>>67180117
In theaters? Easily Hostel, worst thing I've ever wasted money on.

Ever? I dunno, probably some Len Kabasinski movie. Damn RLM for making me think they were The Room tier when they're boring. I watched three of them with a buddy a month ago and I honestly can't tell you which movie is which.
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>>67181244
B- But it meets the mandatory black person quotiant.
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>>67180117
It's hard for me to argue which Adam Sandler movie was the worst movie I've ever seen
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>>67181528
texas, but its not so much where you live, its actually going out of the house to notice, there are hot women everywhere, many that put celebrities to shame, but shut ins don't know it
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>>67181566
I go to a big ten college and most girls here have muffin tops hanging over their yoga pants. Fucking sucks.
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>>67181525
Kek, "This movie sucks shit!"
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>>67181244
that poster looks like it was made by some kid in photoshop
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>>67181483
>6/10
Nah, I'm not a big fan, but she's a solid 8
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>>67181598
Gross.

Chicks in college get fat as fuck these days.

Probably all that free virgin dick.
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Battleship
2012

i don't know how i lived through either of them
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this
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the green hornet
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I'm going to list a few that rank worst for me in no particular order.

Norbit
Meet the Spartans
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie version)
Freddy got fingered

I think what i've learned from this is that I particularly dislike bad "comedy" films.
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>>67181244
Anakin what the fuck are you doing?
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>>67181708
I absolutely hated Freddy Got Fingered at first but it's really grown on me over the years.
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>>67181701
Forgot all about that one. Good lord that movie sucked.
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Either this or Paranormal Activity.

I absolutely dread bad horror films that at the same time take themselves too seriously.
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I simply couldn't watch jaden's face for more than 20 minutes

it's no meme, he has the same fucking face ALWAYS
training montage - dickface
crashing ship - dickface
fucking dying - dickface
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>>67181750
I have learned that it has some sort of cult following, but i never got it at all

It's literally "SO RANDOM! XD!" the movie.

>AHAHAHA! TOM GREEN IS INSIDE A DEER. OMG, THIS SITUATION IS SO FUNNEH
>AHAHAHA! TOM GREEN IS SWINGING AROUND A NEWLY BORN BABY!
>AHAHAHA! TOM GREEN IS MAKING UNSUBSTANTIATED MOLESTATION CLAIMS!

Yeah, i get genuinely butt hurt about it. But i guess that's why i have it up there in my worst movies. If it garners genuine anger in me for merely existing, then it must be pretty bad.
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>>67181202
>Movie starring Adam Sandler
>Implores racist, childish, crude, cookie cutter "humor"
>Acting is terrible
>Writing is terrible
>The concept itself is shit
>Considers it "pure gold"

Refine your taste a little, buddy.
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>>67181308
That's My Boy had its moments.
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>>67181931
Contrarians like to pretend it's some avant-garde masterpiece
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>>67181849
Forgot the pic, my bad.
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>>67181989
I'll always have a soft spot for Sandler though. I grew up on his comedy albums and you never hear anyone say a bad word about the guy.
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Im pretty good at avoiding bad movies, the worst movie I can think of that I saw in theaters was The Dark Knight Rises. What a travesty compared to Dark Knight.
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>>67182019
If nothing else, I appreciate the fact that it captures a time in our culture when Tom Green was so popular that a major studio was willing to give him an above average budget and complete creative control over a movie.
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Silent Hill Revelations 3D
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>>67182027
That's not a pic to paranormal activity or pixels . I thought fourth kind did what it was directed to do, just creep people out about others
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>>67182084
Both are 1/10 films
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>>67182051
>you never hear anyone say a bad word about the guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulVcWoVR10w
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>>67181931
>>67182019
Plebs cant see past a couple of distasteful jokes. They cant see all the other really funny but less obvious jokes and they sure as hell don't recognize the interesting plot, great acting and lots of other great stuff.
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>>67182214
I meant as a person. He has one of the best reputations in Hollywood as a genuinely kind person.
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I never see anyone talk about this so I guess /tv/ isn't too fond of it either.
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Pearl Harbour, nearly walked out in the break.
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>>67182178
>the dark knight is a 1/10 film

Nice meme!
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>>67180117
A tie between Jurassic World, Entourage, or Transformers 2. I thought Jurassic World could've been okay, but I got forced into seeing the other two turds by friends.
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>>67180218
Go an explanation buddy?
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>>67180195
came here to post this
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>>67182278
>never here a bad word about a jew in Hollywood

Ya dont say
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American Hustle.
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>>67182355
Nah. If he was an asshole you'd know it.
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>>67180117
the hangover and sideways where two of the worst/overrated of all time
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>>67181075
>2001
>Blair witch project
>King kong remake

how can one man be so pleb?
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>>67182394
I was actually just about to post The Hangover 3. I'll never understand how that series was so popular.
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>>67182398
King Kong should have been two hours long at the most. That marked the beginning of Peter Jackson's downward spiral.
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>>67182253
>you just don't get it
Never before have I heard such a clever rebuttal. Fuck off pleb
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>>67180117
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>>67182253
I went through a roughly year long bout of depression and semi-NEET life. His relationship with his dad in the movie hit home pretty hard for me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCXC61YSf4U
>Met the director
>I was really depressed after talking to him. We butted heads a bit but I didn't think much of it.
>3 days later I find out he killed himself.
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>>67182586
Saw that at the cinema with a couple of friends. God damn, what a boring movie.
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>>67180117

Whenever I see these threads, I always wonder WHY you faggots saw these movies. Like, did you really think PIXELS was going to be good, you fucking idiot? Do you realize that it's indiscriminate retards like you who are the reason these shitty shitty movies make hundreds of millions of dollars and therefore keep getting made?
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>>67182657
Dam you saw it in the theater. I would have walked out.
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>>67180716
I walked in on my dad watching this on TV once. He was just sort of there, it's like he happened to be glancing at the screen. He looked at me and shook his head.
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>>67182706
I've seen several shitty movies because my friends/girlfriend wanted to. I didn't want to be an autist and spoil their fun. It's whatever.
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>>67180117

Birdman
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>>67182714
I'm not quite sure how we managed to sit through it but I guess it's one of those flicks where you assume that the pay-off might be worth it. All I know is that the rock/crab aliens were not worth it.
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It's not even a fucking comedy after the first half of the movie. It's almost completely devoid of even ATTEMPTED jokes (not just unfunny jokes) in the latter half.

And that's not to say it does well without jokes, or even does well WITH jokes.
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>>67181162

>Deathprrof
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>>67182858
Don't know what it is but I find myself constantly rewatching it, doesn't help that most of my family/friends love it
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>>67182858

I didn't like it either. I feel like the actors after a while just come off as really unlikable and obnoxious to each other and to the audience.
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>>67180386
Where can I watch this?
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>>67182508
I didnt say anything like You don't get it, I said you are easily put off. Nice meme though
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>>67182958
>I feel like the actors after a while just come off as really unlikable and obnoxious to each other and to the audience.
It didn't cross your mind that they were playing a satirical view of themselves because in reality they're probably incredibly boring people to around.

You don't believe that Cera actually takes cokes and has his anus rimmed?
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>>67181075
Truely never a more plebian anon has graced this board
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>>67183094

>You didn't like it because you didn't get the joke!

No, r-tard. I just don't like people making self-aware jokes and treating each other and the audience like human trash for 1 hour and 30 minutes. Literally "I'M ACTING/I'M BEING FUNNY" the movie.
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>>67182858
come on now... if you REALLY think there were no jokes after the first half, it means you don't understand that kind of humor and that makes you an idiot, just say you didn't find it funny just like i did because that movie is shit and the actors are the most annoying people in the world, they're in love with themselves and their "dude weed lmao we're such bros" friendship
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>>67181553
Honestly hostel wasnt bad considering both its budget and how utterly talentless its director is
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>>67181750
Its an avant garde masterpiece breh
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I am surprised noone has mentioned Tetsuo the Iron Man.

It is by far the most revolting movie I have ever seen. Considering about 1/3 of the audience in the cinema left before it ended I am not alone. The first lifted off on seeing the infamous maggot scene and that my fellow anons, was before the opening text had arrived. Japanese death metal "music" didn't help much.

A follow up or remake was made, Tetsuo Bodyhammer. This time in colours. I didn't see that one.
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>>67182858

This film annoyed the everliving fuck out of me. It felt like a massive celebrity circlejerk for an hour and a half.
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Ride Along 2

Went to the theatres to watch it. What a wasted two hours.
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>>67181092

So was your mothers arsehole when I was done with her.
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>>67180117
2012 or transformers 3
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>>67181084
this
I went to see this to the cinema with a couple of friends and we were the only ones at the screening room
It was fucking painful
We ended up playing Pokémon Ruby, at least the movies were cheap then
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>>67183335
Where did you manage to see Tetsou in a theater at? I'm jealous, Love that film.
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>>67180182
this
I almost fell asleep
it was not a good feeling
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>>67180117
fucking no eragon in this thread?

and i'm the guy who likes popcorn flicks like van helsing etc. but this movie was just sad man.
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>>67180117
It was good though.
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>>67183517
Funnily enough, I'm re-reading through the books (mid-way through brinsgr), they're definitely not as good as i remember
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>>67182281
it wasn't amazing but it was a solid film, find it hard to believe that this is the worst thing you have seen
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>>67180218
>from the creator of THE WALKING DEAD
I am pretty sure that kid only writes comics, doesn't produce movies.
Anyway, poor choice to advertise is like that.
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>>67183199

>r-tard

kill yourself
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>>67183613
pageturners never are when you know the plot

also the ending was shite
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>>67183646
You're right. >>67183384 reminded me that 2012 was worse.
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>>67183669
He's going to write a sequel to the series
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>>67181092
No, fuck off. It's great.
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>>67183665

if u don't understand the reference then just get the fuck outta my board senpai
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Deadpool not even memeing
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I can't believe this boring piece of shit tricked me with the trailer. I've never gone to a theater based solely on a trailer since.
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>>67183466
>Where did you manage to see Tetsou in a theater at?
Glasgow Film Theatre. A most spiffy place showing the oddest movies from around the planet. Tragically their presentation of this movie was grossly misleading.

Bonus puke-o-rama: as a "warmup movie" (haha, crazy, right?) they showed Red and Rosy, a splatter movie that thankfully is so obscure it is even harder to find anything about it than the Tetsuo enterprises.

>I'm jealous, Love that film.
Mind: blown.
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This gave me feelings of dissociation and general confusion only comparable to those of a concussive head injury
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>>67182084
>DKR
>not containing one of the greatest sequences of kino ever conceived

pick one
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>>67180117
Ultraviolet.

Van helsing is up there too.

Both worse than pixels
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>>67183949
>ultraviolet
god what a shit movie, I had forgotten all about it
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>>67182897
>implying you're typing with your dominant hand when you're posting scantily clad MEW
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>>67182084
I'd say Rises was probably the most disappointing film I'd ever seen. Not the worst, just the worst at dashing hopes and dreams of the silver screen
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I had to turn it off, I couldn't stand it.
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>>67180578
The thing 2
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Amazing Spiderman 2
hated every second of it
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>>67184095
zack snyder isn't even that bad of a director, but he shouldn't write things
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>>67184095
I had a couple of friends who claim that this film was better than Black Swan, which I think both coincided in release times roughly. One of those friends also claims that the Red Wedding was also the boldest writing in the corpus of literature.

I'm deeply embarrassed that anyone could believe these ideas.
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>>67180496
i thought it looked Okay from the trailer
it was on TV a couple months ago and i was floored at how hamfisted and formulaic it was
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Lasted 25 minutes and I had to turn it off it was so shitty. Weeks later I actually did watch it and it was terrible, fucking 1/10.
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>>67183885
Ok I pick DKR, easy as fuck you stupid mongoloid.
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San Andreas
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>>67180117
At the cinema, Sucker Punch.

Good thing my friend worked there and got me in for free, meant I didn't feel obligated to sit through the whole shitshow.
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>>67184284
Really. You're lucky then.
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>>67182897
that's how her farts sound
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>>67183860

Holy shit, I saw that also. I snuck in to see it when I ditched class once. It was terrible.
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>>67183885
that meme has always been shit tbqh

>4u xDD
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>>67181162
*sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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Maximum Overdrive made me feel ill.
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>>67182858
I would like so desperately to forget I ever saw that movie, but not so much that I might watch it again.
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The Room, fuck that meme shit.
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>>67182084
I saw that on premier day in Denmark.

Was watching it with a friend of mine and we had both gone out of our way to read reviews and spoilers. We looked at each other a little over halfway through the movie and pretty much agreed that it was a colossal fuckup. What a disappointment.
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>>67184727
>this pleb
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>>67182278
how does that make a difference? he could be mother teresa but his movies would still be shit
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New Years Day is the worst I have ever seen. Love Actually on steroids.
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>>67180319

Second one was better than the first. Third was objetively dogshit however
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>>67183335
>death metal "music"
wow, top pleb. the soundtrack is the best part
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>>67181244

You mean Ocean's 12?
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>>67185103
Jap metal is fucking cringe inducing though.

I mean its alright if you wanna fap to the music videos but musically it is cheesy garbage
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One of the worst movies of all time.
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>>67182150
>movie features Sean Bean
>he doesn't die

Yeah automatically shit
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>>67184761
Lucky you. I saw it with a friend and afterward he just kept going on about how good it was. Sucks to have plebs for friends.
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>>67182858
>James Franco didn't suck anybody off? Now I know y'all tripping...

It wasn't that bad
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>>67183517
I loved the books, and this movie made me rage so hard. The wing decision drove me batshit more than anything, but I hated it all. Though Jeremy Iron's voice matched Brom's style in the books in my head.
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>>67184095

You are just too pleb to understand Zack Snyder, the last true auteur of our generation
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Be Kind Rewind
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>>67180117

Any of the Hobbit trilogy but ordered from worst to least worst: 2, 3, 1
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>>67185234
I think it was the part where all the cops go into the sewer or when gordon levitt finds out that they laced the cement with explosives or some shit. It was just awful. All the fight scenes also really felt off. Just a bad movie experience.

We both cringed hard when the "you have a nice name..... ROBIN" line came up at the end. It was so bad we started laughing. Kinda embarrassing in a packed 500 seat theater. Pretty sure we were the only ones not clapping in the end.
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>>67182084
for you
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>>67180117
I tried to rent this from redbox and the disc was scratched so I couldn't see it. Is it that bad?
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>>67181690
I love how quick this was forgotten. Literally no mention of it after release.
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>>67182084
I left the theater with such disappointment. God, that was terrible compared to the previous one.
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>>67184095
I saw this movie in the theater twice
It was shitty in retrospect but I enjoyed the Iron Samurais and cute girls
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>>67184727
>he didn't get it
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Tetsuo: The Iron Man

Never hated anything more from beginning to end.
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>>67182367
I wouldn't say bad but a bit boring. Fat Christian Bale was best Christian Bale.

Scratch that, Crackhead Christian Bale on the Fighter was best Christian Bale.
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>>67183838
come to the gft, run by a prick who's spotty and speck-ee
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Cringe movie.
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>>67182858
ILL CUM IN YOUR FLOOR, ILL CUM EVERYWHERE IN THIS HOUSE!!
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>>67185174

I remember when I was younger and said I liked the Twin Towers the best and everyone said I was totally wrong. Only later in life did I truly understand the blemish that was the troll scene at the end of RotK.

Basically ruined the movie for me
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>>67184727
IMFEDUPWITHISWORLD!
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>>67185784
>twin towers

what am I doing
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>>67185736
To me, the room with the kids and the final room wwere the most interesting ones.
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i never heard shit about this movie here, wonder if anyone has seen it

>literally a story about wicked, nihilistic skater teenager boy
>nothing in the world matters to him, except skating
>disregard parents and social contact, it's me and a guy and our skates
>they eventually kill a guard on train tracks and leave, body not shown
>rest of the movie is this kid trying to not get caught
>he always speaks mumbling, and it's always two or three words
while 90 minute movies have 105-120 page scripts, this one has around 30. yup. it's that slow.
>acts like a huge faggot. always. it's MUH SKATE PARK, HUH I HURT MYSELF SKATING, MOM NO
>scene where the girlfriend takes him to the bedroom in the most annoying way possible
and guess what, he's uuuuuuuggh NO ME WANTED SKATE, but it gets worse:
>according to wikipedia, "After having impassive sex with his girlfriend, Jennifer (Taylor Momsen), he breaks up with her."
then, the marvelous ending:
>we are shown him and his bff killing the guard
>the guard is literally split in two with a one meter gap filled by his bloody insides on the train track
>bullshit classical music plays, credits roll, skater rock music starts while fish-eye camera footage of paranoid park plays

83 on metacritic, mind you. and there are about three different posters for the movie itself. he's looking down/at nothing in each of them.
obnoxious and pretentious.
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The absolute worst.
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>>67180195
Wrong
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>>67186106
Steaming pile of pretentious garbage.
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>>67180117

Not surprising its another Sandler flick, but I prefer Pixels than this garbage. Al Pacino somewhat made this tolerable but made me think what they did to him so that he would be in this shit...they probably had him high or something
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>>67185420

No, it's not. People just hate it because it stars Adam Sandler. Of course it's stupid, but it's entertaining. I mean, what the fuck were people expecting? If anyone thinks this is even remotely close to the worst ever they are either retarded or have never seen a truly bad movie.
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>>67187319
We know it's you, Adam. Stop it.
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>>67180117
I wasn't expecting greatness. I was hoping for some popcorn popping explosions

What I got was the biggest pile of trash from a filmmaking perspective that I have ever seen. I think I hated Crash more because of the disappointment, but Transformers 2 made me hate movies
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>>67187695
ah, I actually forgot about this.

this movie is criminally, offensively bad.
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>>67180716
Welp this was actually terrible. I didn't think this could hit so far under my expectations for shitty NA comedies.
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Precious
Dragon Wars
Avatar the Last Airbender
Grownups
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>>67187695
pic related
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>>67182858
fucking this. literally 9gag tier humor
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>>67187695
Why is this hated again? Not saying it's a good movie, just wondering what are the reasons its considered one of the worst films of all time.
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This piece of shit movie is the epitome of horrible remakes. I now hate every single actor involved for their horrendously shitty performances.
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>>67190130
>High octane, double barrelled action!" ---Zoo

what the fuck is Zoo?

also they misspelled barreled.
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>>67180716
>American "comedy"
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>>67190109
I hate to link to reddit but this guy puts it so well that i cant even remotely compete

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/16tdya/whats_the_worst_movie_youve_ever_seen/c7z8iwc
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>>67181244
even the poster looks awful
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>>67180117
The worst I have seen....

This shit I guess my girlfriend well ex girlfriend was a really big fan of this shit and made go to the movie theater with her..

I went to " the bathroom " like 30 mins just to have a break of that thrash.
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Were we are constantly reminded that the best joke it has to offer is Kevin James burping, farting and sneezing at the same time.

Also, the first scene is simply
incomprehensible. Seems out of a Buñuel film (and I'm so sorry for even comparing those)
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>>67185659
guess you didn't understand its brand of art
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>>67190570
*where
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Did somebody watched this movie here?
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I can't decide between the nic cage movies
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>>67190875
Yes. This may be the right choice for me too anon. Have you seen the original?

Original was pretty cool if you get over the whole Fundamentalist message, got that whole nostalgic early 2000's feel to it, twin towers and all.
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>>67185826
i guess disaster was on your mind
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>>67190951
I haven't watched the original but holy shit does this movie suck. I was watching it with my father so I couldn't walk out of the theater. He liked it and my best friend liked it for some reason. They are really religious so maybe its because of that.
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>>67191130

>Anyone liking this piece of shit on any level other than satire

I'm sorry for you anon
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I don't even have to think about it.
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>>67191199
double dubs don't lie
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>>67191452

Seen and raised. How this was remotely acceptable I have no idea
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>>67186075
This.
The plot and pace were terrible and the moral of the story doesn't even make sense.He kills a guy and then writes a letter to him ? Wtf.
It's literally Edgy teenager: the movie.
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>>67191526
I wish i never seen that shit.
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>ITT: Movies that people have seen that really are not the WORST thing they have seen, but want to adhere to popular opinion and movie culture to get "YEAH HAHA THIS WAS SHIT!" replies
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The Rock's Hercules
Sat through it with my friend cause we already paid for the shit
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>>67184095
The music covers were pretty cool fa.mbam.
Same with the WWI, WWII, and Vietnam fight scenes
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>>67191968
I saw this in theaters when I was a kid.
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>>67183860

I legitimately dont know anyone else in this world that has seen this movie. Noone knows about it, noone has ever mentioned it, its as though people are in on such conspiracy to avoid pretending it exists...

>Tfw you thought you had early onset schizophrenia and imagined the entire movie
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Only time I've ever walked out of a theater
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>>67193370

so most of the time you live in a theater?
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>>67193390
No, I drive one

It's a Chevy
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>>67181092

Great movie, fuck off contrarian faggot.
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>>67190130
When I saw this all I kept noticing was how they just kept walking from their little hideout right into some city. It happens like 10 times.
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>While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME
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the force awakens
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