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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flhuCZOAFv8
Are they right, /tv/?
>>67179970
It's because he's a manic depressive alcoholic who went on that rant about the Jews a few years ago
>>67179970
I thought he killed himself 3 years ago?
>>67179970
omg i love these threads/pictures
goddamn the people's champ how can he live with himself
>>67179970
I blame TheChamCham. He ruined Brendan
>>67180191
He looks better in this photo.
>>67180200
>that moment when your life cant get any lower
>>67179970
I think the best role for him right now would be one like Jason Segel in I Love You Man
>>67179970
You never name the Jew.
Or the Jew will destroy you.
>>67179970
>Normiecore using our memes
JUST
>>67180226
He found a way to unjust himself
>tfw
>bombing at the box office
so why they are still casting chloe moretz, will smith and adam sandler's friends?
>>67180354
Chloe gives better BJ's than Brendan
>>67179970
>Look up fraser on imdb.
>He's been in something pretty much every year since he started acting.
You guys can fuck off with this meme.
>>67180340
>Had to televise his death to pay for the after-life alimony
JUST FUCKING LEAVE HIM ALONE
I'm making a low budget film and I want to cast Him for my lead role. If he turns down the offer I'm going to be upset. Hopefully he will be happy with what I offer him sense he is having trouble finding work.
Before you ask, I'm not gonna talk about it yet. Wait a couple months.
I get the feeling he's purposely avoiding better projects in order to pay less alimony to his ex-wife. Things may get better for him when it expires (whenever that is).
>>67180374
>literally shaped like a fridge
This video makes it seem like he was lucky to have a career in a first place.
>>67180401
Oh don't worry, nobody gives a shit
>>67180326
you can see the true emotions behind that smile
>>67179970
>200 mil was an impressive box office return in 2001
Where did we go so wrong?
>>67180401
What kind of movie is it?
>>67180528
Letting the chinamen live.
So The Rock ruined him?
Jesus, just unpeople's elbow his shit famiglia.
So The Rock JUSTed Brendan?
>>67180570
It's a family comedy.
If Brendan would kill himself would people (normies) start to appreciate him more
>>67179970
His wife ruined his life and took all his money
Normies always get the story wrong
>>67180326
He's morphing into Robin Williams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVcRF_PTdkA
J U S T
U
S
T
>>67179970
JUST
WAKE ME UP (CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>67180799
Robin Williams didnt die. He just transferred his soul into a new vessel.
>>67180836
kek
>>67180748
yeah, there would be so many "omg my fav actor brandon frasher committed suicide :(( rip the mummy"
but the only people who would truly miss him is /tv/we would know that his pain is finally over
>>67181264
That happens with almost every actor who dies.
someone post it
>even director stephen sommers wasn't safe from his twisted vision.
>>67181559
LIGHTS. CAMERA. ALIMONY
Wasn't he in that David Spade childstar movie?
I saw Brendan Fraser at a discount grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “JUST? JUST? JUTS?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen lottery tickets in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be sad and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tickets and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any alimony infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each ticket and Brendan demanded that she put them in a bag. When she started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by sobbing really loudly.
>>67180570
interracial porn
Why couldn't we save him?
>it's the same retard posting dumbass /b/ pics on /tv/ thread
>>67179970
imagine him actually turning up somewhere like this top kek
>>67182002
Him and Jenna could be trash rats together.
>>67182002
he does
>>67182002
LEL IKR!!! XDDDD
IM LITERALLY ROFL LMAO'N JUUUUSSSSSTTTTT THINKING ABOUT IT HAHA XDDD
>>67180655
>>67180685
>>67180748
>>67181744
>>67181761
>>67181821
>>67181907
This meme is the final nail in his coffin.
Bravo, /tv/
>>67180374
********smart********* water
>>67182087
Fuck off back to rèddit.
You failed me
Now you all must pay
>>67179970
He can actually act. All he had to do was continue with Mummy movies, even to the point where it was just him in the movie and another character or two, like Depp is with the Pirates franchise.
Then did some other action roles. And he'd still be top tier by now and have hundreds of millions.
Instead, he got married to a succubus, started taking stupid "comedy" roles and then that was it.. Literally dropped off completely from the scene. Now he tried making a comeback but that failed too. Then had to agree to pay ALIMONY balogney.
JUSSSTTTT
>I'm afraid we can't let you die Brendan, your wife is still entitled to alimony.
>>67179970
didn't watch the video, but isn't it obvious?
he always was the young, energetic cool indiana jones type
as soon as those get old they are useless
this is why chris pratt will also be gone in 10-15 years
no one wants to be the cool energetic 50-year-old
>>67182187
it would scale like the Scorpion King trilogy
Did they fuck?
>>67182228
>no one wants to be the cool energetic 50-year-old
well i got a list for you
>>67182166
why is he turning into a werewolf in this picture
he should stop giving that bitch money and go to jail already, would be a better life in there
>>67182236
Nah it wouldn't of. That's a completely different scenario.
>>67182087
cancer
>>67182374
>wouldn't of
>>67182243
Brendan looked decent here, and in that Inkheart movie. Why didn't he just grow his hair out and keep lifting?
Fuck this man and his choices, every step of his life with a JUST.
Just fuck my marriage up.
Just fuck my diet up.
Just fuck my hair up.
justjustjusjustjust
>>67182271
good lord
that's the hairline i'd end up with if you challenged me to produce a makeshift toupet out of a dead badger and some duct tape
It's not right to make fun of him. It just might put him over the edge
leave the guy alone faggots
>>67182433
learn english bro
>>67182433
fuck off thechamcham
>>67182521
>would not of
makes sense. You are totally thinking about what you are saying
>>67181956
lol he literally looks like he wants to kill himself in this picture
why did he get so awkward after his divorce? or was he always awkward in interviews
>>67182521
wouldn't have
>>67182558
thanks bro
>>67182087
r u okay
where do u think u r
>>67182166
this is actually the unshopped version:0
goodnight sweet prince
http://en.koreaportal.com/articles/19095/20160219/the-mummy-reboot-tom-cruise.htm
imagine if brendan became transgender, I think I'd die from laffin desu
>>67179970
>reminder that Brendan has been in great movies
>>67183116
>with great acting
>>67182328
>be wealthy
>woman chooses to marry you, chooses to have kids, chooses to spend your money
>she divorced you, gets all your money, kids and alimony
>you can't afford to pay the way over the mark payments
>you go to jail and get ass raped and shanked
why do women still want equality
>>67182986
don't even fucking joke about that
>>67180200
why do I feel fuckn sorry for this guy
>>67183171
Brenda is coming to town
>>67179970
>there was a time when 151m was a huge box office hit
what has happened to hollywood
>>67180378
>Fraser working a lot
But seriously, that video did overlook that he's been in some OK / serious stuff alongside some schlock. I wish him well.
>>67180200
fucking kek
when do you think we will hear the inevitable news of his passing?
>>67183223
are you fucking sorry?!
>>67182986
Her name would be Justine.
>>67180200
biggest kek in ages
>>67182986
Maybe its the only way to stop the alimony? If Brendan ceases to be a cis white man and becomes a brave trans woman surely it would be an end to his alimony payments, hell with him being a transwoman maybe the progressive courts will let him have his children back and make his ex wife pay him alimony.
>>67183545
Ok, time to put the meme magic in action guys, ew must save him!
>>67179970
WHY ARE THEY PICKING ON HIM??!!
Cant we meme magic him into a role somehow? We did bigger, it has to be possible
>>67183595
>>67183668
Yes, but most of that will go to alimony.
>>67183545
it's so disgusting of fat women that that would actually happen
right now they'll be "disgusting pig cis scum his wife deserves every penny", tomorrow its revealed he's transgender "#wesupportbrendina his wife shouldn't be allowed to do this to this beautiful woman she is disgusting "alimonybalogney
women are pathetic
>>67182298
>that fucking post-mortem stare
>yfw brendan died in 2012 and people have been puppeting his cadaver around to make him appear alive
>>67183716
>>67182087
>>67183767
>Brendan has successfully committed suicide 15 times since 2012
>Curse of the Alimummy returns him to his suffering existence every time
>>67180409
I'd fuck that fridge
>>67182087
I can just imagine your raging suicidal self.
WE NEED TO KILL THE WITCH
What's some essential JUSTcore movies /b/ros?
XDDD
Honestly, him picking bad projects is what killed him. He never took time to see if they would be good projects. I really hope he gets his second chance.
>>67183912
>XDDD
get killed
JUST XDDD
U
S
T
X
D
D
D
>>67183995
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inkheart_%28film%29#Critical_response_and_box_office:
Shortly after the novel was published, author Cornelia Funke sent a copy of Inkheart along with a note to Brendan Fraser, explaining that he was her inspiration for the character of Mo.
"So I get this book. It shows up in the mail. 'Dear Brendan,' it's inscribed, 'Thank you for inspiring this character.' I can feel my leg getting pulled already. 'What? Where’s Ashton Kutcher?' 'I hope that you get a chance to read this aloud to your kids one day. Best wishes, Cornelia Funke.' I had no idea from a bar of soap who she was, so I Googled her. Wow, so much work, she’s prolific. I think part of the story is that a little girl who was bilingual, I think she was a Brit but she spoke German fluently, had discovered a copy of Tintenherz which she loved and read, and wrote to either it was Cornelia or the publisher and asked why isn't this published in English? And I think Cornelia probably wanted to know the answer to that question too. So once it was, it just became a snowballing thing and then that really got her out there and led to the acclaim and popularity of her work."
>>67182900
the curse of the mummy
>>67180200
theres no way thats him
no way
What the fuck does "XDDD" mean?
>>67182900
>>67184188
The dubs have spoken, not even Xenu can save Tom now.
>tfw Tom marries Brendan's ex, and Brendan is free from alimony
>>67184222
"I am a huge faggot please rape my face!"
>>67179970
>those normie Brendan memes
they cant do anything right
>>67184219
>>67184117
(You)
It's a good thing the jannie doesn't get paid around here...
>>67183223
He's an alcoholic and probably suffers from crippling depression and hopelessness on a daily basis
I feel for him too bro ;_;
>>67180354
>Will Smith
>bombing
???
>adam sandler's friends
You mean Adam Sandler hires them?
>>67184398
>He's an alcoholic and probably suffers from crippling depression and hopelessness on a daily basis
HOLY FREAKING KEK THATS JUST-TIER RITE DER SON XDDD
>>67184510
it is
>>67184510
JUST! XD
JUST! XD
>>67184626
>XD
back to 9gag
He looks defeated
JUST LE FUCK MY SHIT UP FÀM XDDD
>>67184648
back 2 funnyjunk
>>67184721
>>67184699
>>67184626
>>67184510
>>67184219
>>67184117
>>67183912
Hi (You), Brendan! Are you still posting as ChamCham on imdb forums?
Was that Paul Ritchie narrating?
>>67184882
How fucking stupid are you?
>>67184217
are you literally fucking retarded?
>>67185306
LITERALLY JUST!! xdd
>>67185350
JUST
AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS MEEM
>>67182900
He'll certainly make a good mummy
>>67185350
>>67185606
/tv/ hates JUST now
>contrarian plebbitors detected
>>67186009
+1 REVY
QUIT JUST REDDITING OUR BOARD UP XD
>>67182488
fuck off huns
JUST a PSA to all 4chan losers. BRENDAN IS TOTALLY FINE
These bad hair pics are fucking shooped. IM TOTALLY OK this is a recent pic of brendan as proof
>>67186517
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT
>>67186517
Hi Brendan
Sorry for mobile screen shots
1/2
>>67186688
2/2
>>67186517
Recent in the same sense that Brendan Fraser recently began paying alimony.
>>67186717
Last time I brought that one back, it got removed.
>>67182900
>The Mummy fucks your shit up
>>67186517
>this picture was taken at the release of Mummy 3, 8 years ago
>>67182074
>>67180374
jesus she really does look like a fucking linebacker. she has no future in Hollywood.
>>67183545
Why do you think more people are going tranny? Because they actually believe that they are in the wrong body? No! They want to get a slap on the wrist.
>>67182087
Autist
>>67186743
>can I just... have a g-glass of water?
What if meme magic is killing Brendan?
This constant 'JUST' posting can't be too good for him.
JUST!! Lmao xD
>>67187061
Ebin post my fellow redditor.
>>67186550
Idk tho. Did you see the synopsis of his next movie that's in post?
>Behind the Curtain of Night: The story of a man who sees his past lives from before he was born after being declared dead for the second time.
>Brendan Fraser as Ronay
>Dawn Olivieri as Adrian / Nicole
>Marcia Cross as The Boss
>Massimo Dobrovic as Thomas
>Bolek Polívka as unknown
>Petra Buckova as [spoiler ]The Chancellor[/spoiler ]
>>67179970
>The Rock cucked Frasier twice
Kek
>>67187168
>The Chancellor
tis treason then
>>67180018
That was Mel Gibson you retard tripfag.
>>67187168
Shilling for Brendan
>>67186517
>Totally fine you guys.
>>67187255
And he was amazing tbph
Based Mel
>>67180018
HOL UP
*sneaks moonman mixtape into your pocket*
What did he say about jews?
>>67187679
>Mel will be Trump VP
>>67179970
is that a photoshop or real?
>>67187679
Ironically he looks very Jewish
![100202-Branden-Fraser.grid-4x2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/23uqITm.jpg "100202-Branden-Fraser.grid-4x2[1]")
>>67189717
Real.
>>67182087
cringe
>donald trump gets elected
>personally acquits brendan of alimony
>brendan regains his hairline and youth and goes back to making good movies
but really when he barely pushes himself as an actor, i find it hard to sympathize with him
stop pretending to feel bad about him because I know you all are actually making fun of him but just pretending to be concerned...
>>67190094
Brendan Fraser, like Nicholas Cage, is totally capable as an actor - see Quiet American or Gods and Monsters - but neither are too picky, it seems.
>>67190522
I like the guy and would be very happy if he got back into the game.
"Though he has been taken for granted and misused by Hollywood for years, Brendan Fraser is still a damn treasure."
https://tribecafilm.com/stories/brendan-fraser-movie-star-encino-man-school-ties-the-mummy-scrubs.
>>67190522
Why not both?
>>67182220
>>I'm afraid we can't let you die Brendan, your wife is still entitled to alimony.
He insulted the old Gods of Egypt with his motion picture breakthrough and they used meme magic to fuck him up forever. There is no coming back from it once the curse has been placed. I'm sorry /tv/, but he's already dead.
>>67179970
Still dont get why he doesnt just shave his head and grow a beard
>>67180018
source?
>>67180191
>not posting his ultimate form
>>67184469
He means After Earth being a bomb
But you gotta understand, After Earth was terrible, and a bomb, but one bomb doesn't undo a career usually, it takes several mistakes
>>67191192
BF's new look - cutiepie.
>>67192171
>winter BF is best BF
>>67189773
He looks like Saddam Hussein.
He's balding.
Wasn't that the main reason?
help
>>67192583
you can tell a man's true condition by looking at his hands..
>>67182220
HOLY FUCK. THIS IS WHY I STILL COME HERE
anyone got some rare brendans?
>>67192741
ECKS FUCKIN DEE!! XDD
>>67192771
i got you fambo
>>67179970
>get new agent
>special guest on every crappy cable show (criminal minds, law and order, person of interest, etc.)
>appear in any indie/direct-to-dvd shit he's offered
>appear in sitcoms poking fun at himself
>make a few le funny meme viral videos
>cameo as himself in big budget seth rogan film
>interest renewed in brendan frasier
>get real offers again
>career saved
>unjusted
BIG
GUY
>>67192741
yea, we get it, you suck a lot of dick. fuck off already.
>>67192960
>yfw it happens to you and you can't stop it either
>>67182220
top kek
>>67193011
what do you think is the reason men are doing manbuns and tying their front hair over the top of their head?
Are you hype for Brendan's upcoming biopic?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4958742/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1
>>67182220
hahahahahaha
>>67180294
This, or a villain in a Tarantino movie. Those usually help unJUST people.
>>67191632
>>67191647
Top fucking kek
>>67182220
noice
Fuck you /tv/ I just had surgery on my kidney this week and it hurts to laugh.
thanks for all the rare brendans guys
>>67192957
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Will we ever see him in another movie?
>>67195552
he's got a movie in post-production
but i doubt anyone will see it
>>67180326
Holly shit he looks like robin Williams
JUST watched air heads , Brendan needs more work. Someone start a petition and make it viral , use meme magic .
>>67191823
I WAS BORN IN A SMALL VILLAGE
>>67191823
He could star in a trololo guy biopic
>>67196660
>>67191823
IT MAKES A MAN HIDEOUS
WOULD'NT YOU AGREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67183767
Weekend at Brendie's (2017)
>>67186517
>totally fine
ALIMONY ALIMONY GIVE ME THE ALIMONY
>>67192771
My favorite rare Brendan
>>67179970
Excluding the Golden Globe Clap, yes.
They're right.
Fraser was simply male eye candy; once he got old and out of shape, no one wanted him.
It's like asking why hollywood bimbo #4,567 doesn't get cast anymore. Unless you have actual talent or can meme yourself into the popular unconscious, no one is going to hire you.
>>67180200
Its fucking perfect how that bottle spins and lands perfectly
>>67182220
sauce?
>>67182220
It'd be even better if it had Brendan's face shopped on it.
>>67196978
The Robocop reboot, I think.
>>67183307
What is this weird amalgamation of Brendan, Robin Williams and Jason Bateman?
>>67180379
underrated
>>67180200
really scrambling for those coins
I think we could actually reignite his career with meme magic.
Just think about it. The power we have.
We can make him a star again.
>>67197394
#MakeBrendanGreatAgain
Cue the music!
JUST
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
F.AMALAAAAMMM
JUST
>>67180836
crying
>>67193051
>thank you for not aborting me
Not only is it in our capacity to revitalize Brendan's career, but it is our duty and - to an extent - our debt to him.
Hollywood big shots and producers ONLY care about "the buzz" because it's a tell-tale sign of whether the movie will be a success or not. If we start tweeting a hashtag like >>67197458 it's a matter of time before other users start feeling nostalgic about The Mummy franchise, George of the Jungle, Bedazzled etc. and they get in on it, too. Before you know it, word gets to the Hollywood execs and our very own Brendan is starring in another big budget film.
For all the laffs he has given us, let's reciprocate.
>>67193051
Finally, someone posting the unshooped image.
>>67198277
>cup of water
What an asshole, can't even shell out a cup of coffee or a soda
>>67199451
>cup of coffee or a soda
Why, so the bum's bones desintegrate sooner? Water is the best but if you're american then I get it
I swear to god you faggots need to stop cyberbullying brendan fraser
>>67180374
her torso is super short
He's on suicide watch
>>67182220
Holy shit my sides
he's not looking so good
New thread, lads
>>67201593
>>67180060
He failed at his own suicide. Pathetic.
>>67193051
Brendan, is that you?
>>67199389/r/savebrendan
>>67180200
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>>67182220
There's a version of this with Brendan's face, it's a really good shop.
Brendan is soon going to be settling into a body-temperature bath with a razor blade in one hand, a bottle of Whiskey in the other and this song playing playing on repeat nearby, a candle the only source of light.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEGiiKOxZg
ONE
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
TWO
SOMETHING GOT TO GIVE
THREE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
LET MY BODY HIT THE FLOOR
look how happy he was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJok1IwytsU
now contrast it with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dX5fO5PWLY
>>67196940
BETTER IS HOW HE HAS LIKE ZERO REACTION
TOO DRUNK TO REACT FAST ENOUGH WHEN IT HAPPENS, THEN ONCE HE REALIZES WHAT HAPPENED TOO DRUNK TO GIVE A FUCK
FROM THE OUTSIDE IT JUST LOOKS LIKE HE'S FROZEN IN CONFUSION BUT THE WHEELS ARE SPINNING IN THERE
DON'T
FORGET ABOUT ME
>>67202499
Jesus, he sounds like Steven Wright in the second interview.
>>67180374
I'd still take blowjobs from Fraser over Moretz.
>>67180060
If only. It'd be far less depressing if that was the case.
