STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON
CEASE YOUR FORWARD MOMENTUM, FRUIT OF MY LOINS
HALT, INDESTRUCTIBLE OFFSPRING.
STOP YOU HOOKHEAD SONAVBITCH
>>67169855
Don't talk to me or my invincible son ever again
ARREST YOUR MOTION INDESTRUCTIBLE CHILD
DECELERATE IMPERVIOUS HEIR
>>67169855
STAY YOUR GROUND, INSUSCEPTIBLE MALE SEED.
Robin of Locksley.
REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE, INVULNERABLE DESCENDANT
>>67169855
>>67169977
>>67169999
>>67170066
YEILD, OMNIPOTENT DESCENDANT
BACK THE FUCK UP, HENRY!
HOL UP, MY NIGGA
FREEZE, YOU IMPERVIOUS BASTARD!
JUST HOLD ON A SECOND, SON OF THE WIFE OF ANOTHER MAN!
NO DON'T JUST LET THIS TORNADO FUCK ME UP
NAH LIL DUDE
ARRRGH
HELP ME SUPERMAN
STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN
HEY INVINCIBLE SON THAT CAN LITERALLY SURVIVE ANY MAN MADE HARM, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SAVE ME EVEN THOUGH IT IS PERFECTLY IN YOUR POWER TO DO SO(EVEN IF ANYONE DID SEE YOU MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND DIDN'T CONVENIENTLY ASSSUME IT WAS A BIRD ITS NOT LIKE THE COULD DO JACK SHIT TO YOU LIKE IMPRISON OR DESTROY YOU AFTER ALL YOU'RE PRACTICALLY GOD), INSTEAD JUST SORT OF SIT THERE AND WATCH ME DIE SO CAPESHIT IDIOTS WILL HAVE SOMETHING RETARDED TO DEFEND
>raising a kid that isn't his
This guy was a cuck in every literal sense of the word.
>>67171373
Not if you know what the word cuck means.
This m3m3sucks
>>67171386
Such is your case.
HOL UP HOL UP
smacks lips
WILL SOME PLEASE STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON?!
>>67171403
cuck·old
ˈkəkəld,-ōld/Submit
nounarchaic
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
It has nothing to do with other people's children.
BUY MY MIXTAPE
>>67171448
t.cuckold
>>67171448
>In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effortin offspring that are not genetically their own.
>>67170927
top kek
I'LL SAVE OUR DOG SUPERMAN
>>67171448
But the word comes from cuckoo birds who trick other birds into raising their chicks.
>>67171373
Youre retarded in every literal sense of the word
DECREASE YOUR VELOCITY TO ZERO, SUPERIOR BEING
>>67171498
>keyword is unwittingly
It's not like it was his wifes kid and not his, it was a fuckin alium baby that they raised together because they were nice middle american faggots.
>>67171514
cuck
>Stop, my wife's adopted son
Is this why the film sucked?
ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS MEME? YOU'RE A FUCKING KRYPTON GUY!
>>67171556
Nah it's because Snyder is a fucking hack who has never made a good film.
>>67171561
Explain to me why Zod is like Hitler
CEASE AND DESIST, MY UNSTOPPABLE OFFSPRING
>>67171597
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????
Hey, I just raised you,
And this is crazy,
But that's a hurricane,
So come save me, MAYBE!
go ahead, vurnable daughter
I'm derailing this thread.
With no survivors!
>>67171597
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
"BUILD KRYPTON"
I've never even seen this shitflick but this image never fails to get a kek out of me.
>>67171666
>>67171666
that was the longest 7 seconds of my life, satan
CUT DAT SHIT OUT BITCH NIGGA. I AIN'T PLAYAN.
STOP!!
.....now wiggle wit it!
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>>67171815
Jesus. What a dick move.
That's our moon Superimmigrant.
>>67171829
Build space wall!
