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STOP GIVING HER VOICE WORK

STOP

IT'S LIKE NAILS ON A FUCKING CHALK BOARD
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Is she jewish
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>>67151875
does the pope shit in the woods
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>>67151830
she was great in FOTC
she was great in 30 rock
she was great in the toy story movies
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>>67151903
kill yourself
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>>67151830
She was perfect as Mabel
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>>67151830
is that pam from the office please?
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>>67151903
Who was she in Toy Story?
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>>67151830
Read this in her voice, gj OP.
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hey don't mind me guys, i'm just busy being the most annoying character on television
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>>67151875
>>67151899
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>>67151944
Trixie, Bonnie's dinosaur
She carries the second TV movie
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>>67152011
the fat son on that show is 10x worse.
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>>67152033
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>>67152113
every main character besides Bob and Tina are obnoxiously insufferable. Her voice just happens to be the worst.
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>>67151830
This needs a petition.
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>>67151830
She's the only funny character in this show, actually made me laugh out loud. Video related

https://youtu.be/G9DRdR0prBY
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>>67151875
>>67151899
Kristen is a fully white Aryan Christian

http://ethnicelebs.com/kristen-schaal
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>>67152434
ITS MY DADDY
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>>67152434
Had to stop the video 10 seconds in.
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>>67152463
except shes ugly as shit
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>>67151903
Basically this. I also really like her in TLMoE. She's the only reason I'm still watching that show.
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>>67152716
Wrong again, she's crazy cute.
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>>67151932
Was would not have been Mabel with any other VA. She MADE that character!
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>>67152434
Kek

I love situations like this. Funny shit.
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>>67153475
*Mabel would not have been Mabel

Brain-fart
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She makes me rock-hard

Don't know why

Maybe it's because she's ugly and "attainable"

Maybe I'm using double-spacing because I'm a faggot
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>>67152716
Just like all white Aryan Christians.
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she ruins bob's burgers
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>>67152463
A jew in sheep's clothing
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>>67153635
It's called having zero standards.
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>>67151830
>>67151875
>>67151899

2% of the population 80% of the film roles LOL

stupid white men lets protest the Oscars its their fault LOL
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>>67153843
No, that's Gene and the mother, especially the latter.
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>>67154328
no, it's schaal you fucking cuck
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>>67152716
>implying you wouldn't love those little squeaking sounds she makes as you relentlessly plow her
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>>67154198
she is a christian aryan according to both her parents' ethnicity and religion
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>>67154349
nah its Gene and the mother
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>>67154395
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Is she the most divisive actress on /tv/? Half the board always seems to love her, and the other half hates her.

I'm 100% on the pro-Schaal side btw.
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kill yourself She is awesome and idc how ugly she would totally get the D.
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>>67156037
>she would totally get the D
she would, and it wouldnt be from you.
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>>67151830
And her face is like nails on a board hitting in the balls.
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>>67154241
I don't think so, she seems down to earth and drama free.

Dating someone with an ego is hell.
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>>67153635
No I get what you're saying. I think she's hideous but I'd pound her hard. That voice is super annoying kinda like Fran Dresser (although the Nanny was fucking hot) and her face is a double bagger. But there's something personality wise that I just wanna hit it.
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I'll fuck her.
I'll marry her.
And surrogate pregnancy with my semen and other woman's eggs with her.
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>>67154242
Kristen is a white Aryan Christian


>http://ethnicelebs.com/kristen-schaal
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>>67156423
To me, the voice makes her hotter. I cant explain it, it just does.
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>>67156423
I don't think I'd bag it. I mean, she definitely has a "young grandma" thing going on but I think that lower lip and those big blues are pretty cute and, for me at least, salvage the whole thing. I'd love to glaze that young old face while she shrieks with pleasure.
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>>67151830
I love her voice though.
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>>67156292
>down to earth

Down to earth is codeword for "ugly"
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>>67156595
I would fug this jewess to be honest
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>>67152134
I remember when rekted used to mean something.
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>>67156563
>>67156423
>>67153635
>>67154395
>>67157908

Evidence that /tv/ would literally fuck almost anything with a pulse. Absolutely disgusting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3z_UDlP-uQ

>being this unfunny
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>>67158278
She's funny though.
This is litteraly as good as female comedy gets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4cCCDqOyE
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>>67156597
She's a jew.

That website is making shit up, likely run by jews, to pass another ugly rat faced jew as an Aryan to sully how perfect Aryans look.

Notice how so many hot celebrities are being claimed as jews when they have like 1/1000 of a drop of a converted jew blood in them.

Jews are trying to break the stereotype of what jews look like by claiming other ethnics as their own and passing off their ugly members as their most hated adversaries.
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Worst character on 30 Rock hands down. Fake Kim Jong Il was funnier than her waste of space.
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i'd fuck her, but she's not aging well. ten years ago she was cutefu tier.
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>>67152011
Louise is my my favorite
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>>67153635
>Maybe it's because she's ugly and "attainable"

Indeed.
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>>67157908
She's not Jewish tho
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>>67160856
She is Jewish.
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>>67161284
Do you have a shred of evidence?
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>>67151830
seeing her face is like getting stabbed in the eyes with frozen turds
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>>67161365
http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/46623544689/24thoughtspersecond-asked-you-kristen-ive-heard

ctrl+f jewish
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>>67161523
Your evidence is her admitting that as far as she knows, she isn't Jewish. Any chance you could go crack the Kennedy Assassination, because you are one master sleuth anon?
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>>67161365
Do you have any shred of evidence she's not? A jew run jewish website to promote jews and jewyness does not count.

Apparently Elizabeth Banks is an ETHNIC jew when in reality she just converted because her husband forces her to. Elizabeth Banks is not a jew and her kids won't be ethnic jews either.
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>>67151903

>great in 30 Rock

Get out. Get the fuck out
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I fucking love it.

Eat shit haters lol
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>>67161638
Everyone knows Fidel Castro killed Kennedy
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>>67161650
Burden of proof is on you here anon. She's stated she's not, it's up to someone to find evidence that suggests otherwise.
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It's called family history you retards, she's Baptist. Yes, I know, she's all red flags but it's a false alarm.
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I think she's cute.
She's not gorgeous, just cute.
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>>67161657
>lol!! haters!!!

Normiedom called, they want you back, faggot.
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>>67151830
It's funny because I find her ugly, but not at the same time. I don't think it's even an issue of being attainable because I don't want to fuck just any ugly woman. Just her. Oh, and Kate Micucci.
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>>67151830
Would face fuck/10
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>>67162997
>Kate Micucci
She's not ugly though. Yet somehow I want to fuck Schaal way more? None of it makes any sense.
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>>67162404

AHHHAHHA CRY HARDER LOL
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I think we can all agree everyone on 4chan would totally fuck her. And, then, as the relationship became more serious it would become more and more clear that she was the funny one. We were just the boring ol' wife of the relationship. Unable to cope with it all, we would tragically kill ourselves and, at our funeral, her eulogy would bring down the house. Even out mothers would be rolling on the floor, laughing. Our tombstone would read "Husband of Funny Wife Kristen Schaal."
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