There's a Battle Royale at your workplace or college. The weapon you got in your backpack is a GPS. How would you survive /tv/?
I'd just lurk around and scavenge from the dead people.
thats my secret OP
I'm Not in Education, Employment or Training
>>67151768
NEETS are rounded up and assigned a place to go.
>>67151746
what good would a GPS do?
>>67151746
Is this some kind of Hunger Games ripoff?
>>67151882
Actually the hunger games ripped this up.
>>67151746
Terribly forgettable and average movie.
I fully recommend the manga however.
>>67151882
yeah, japs cant come up with anything original
kinda like how their samurai movies ripped off westerns
>>67151882
it's a running man ripoff actually
GOAT kino
>>67151797
Actually a real life battle royale consisting only of NEETs sounds like a great idea. Most of them don't care if they live or die anymore anyway.
My workplace is a school, so probably by just stealing the equipment of the first little kid I see. Wouldn't be too hard.
>>67151746
Since I sit at the edge of my department, I would just sit at my desk and wait for the she-boons to murder the landwhales then leave out the mail room exit since it's 20 feet from my desk.
>>67152062
t. /v/edora
>>67151746
i have a diaper
huh
>>67151982
Kek.
For anyone thinking his comment is serious, it's not.
>>67151746
Find tree
Acquire spear
Acquire stone
Find people, stab people, stone people
>>67151746
fap
>>67151746
Let's be totally honest, how many of your would try to rape a fellow schooler during a BR event?
>>67153685
What if you try to throw a spear at someone with a gun and you miss?
>>67153891
>Throwing the spear
You use that spear to stab people, stones to distract them so they would look somewhere else than your location
>>67151746
I'd slide a solid sheet of metal under the collar in order to protect my neck during the explosion. Then I set off the detonation. Voila, I'm free
After that, I hide in the jungle and survive off bugs and dirt until the end. Everyone will believe I'm dead due to the collar's detonation.
>>67151746
Go back to the room and pick another backback.
>>67154621
>I'd slide a solid sheet of metal under the collar in order to protect my neck during the explosion
>>67154796
The explosions shown in the movie are not huge. They're just enough to pop open your carotids. A solid barrier would allow you to live
>Tfw I work in a law enforcement control room
>Many of my colleagues are ex-military or police officers with combat/firearms training & experience
>Im basically a pasty, out of shape nerd who has none of the above.
I'd be dead in the first 5 mins tbqh
>>67155228
Just offer your boypussy to them.
>>67151746
>survive
Too weak and beta for that
I'd see if the hot chick would have sex with me, worth a try
