Why did he do it
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Why did he do it
Because his friends told him pussy was like apple pie.
absolute madman
>Coming of age film
>all the characters end up with extremely attractive women
>>67086121
> He never lost his virginity to a solid 7
>>67085975
That's a big pie
When i was 15, i would masturbate to anything, anyplace, almost anytime.
>>67086145
>Losing your virginity
>tfw they all found being virgins at 18 depressing
>>67086260
I lost mine at 17to a GIRLand I did theater.
>>67086424
Not exactly an accomplishment. Theater and band girls are notorious for being sexually repressed due to Stacy getting all the Chad dick.
>>67086038
his dad told him you dolt.
>>67086121
mena suvari wasnt THAT attractive.
i liked all the american pies. and even the naked mile was pretty funny.
>>67086489
She was a gymnast. And Imarriedher.
>>67086535
I hope you divorced her after she cucked you with every guy who gave her attention
How do you even fuck a pie like that
Wouldn't your dick just hit the bottom of the dish it's in
He should have gotten one of those $1 handheld pies and tossed that bitch in the microwave tbqh
>>67086703
>having a dick that sticks out 90° and not 45° or more
>>67086703
>bitch
ugh
> watching a guy have sex with a pie
> sex with a pie
> sex with a pie
