Scenes women could never understand

wooow haha is it like a dick joke or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0J2mQRWqs

what a silly scene, was it just to lighten the mood of the film?

loved it btw, saw it in theaters with my dad and brother when it first came out

That weevil joke was so forced.

Oh, what a coincidence there two fucking worms on the plate so I can tell this "casual" joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRynilqRXwI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJnw7uCaxhc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjLvc0_3k4

"Why is that like such a big deal? Can't they just make a new one?"

>>66975908
Can anyone recommend me some movies like this? Been binging on some hornblower recently and I want more.

>>66976117
It was the 19th century. Insects were all over food back then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVlrNKtFLbM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLh9VplNQ6Q

basically gay scenes

>>66975908

OK so we can't understand these, what can we understand then?

>>66975908
>Watched this with my ex a few years back
>She asked why they didn't just turn the ship around to get him
>Explained why they couldn't
>She just couldn't understand no matter how hard I tried to explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNB0LDIeIwM

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No particular scene, just the entire film as a whole.

>>66976656
Why couldn't they?

>>66975908
>Why didn't he just plead for mercy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3ubag7dtn4

>>66975908
>Why didn't he just try to escape from the monster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9D6YHWJpmg

>>66976779
>Middle of a storm
>You can't turn a sailing ship of that size around into the wind on a dime
>He would have been carried off by the swells before they could have got to him if they tried

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>>66976509
>what can we understand then?

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Das Boot

>>66976509
Hedonism

>>66975929

L O N D O N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27_H7xumAbA

Any scene from this movie desu.

>>66977632
BASED

WHAT IS IT ABOUT BOATS THAT WOMEN JUST DON'T GET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY7eii0SoGk

There's a lot deep moments that my wife just didn't understand. She laughed at this scene for instance.

>>66976287
just end urself

>>66976117
And yet we laugh at mere sight of Bane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Ij35niYHg

>>66979231
Boats, like motorcycles, represent men leaving. They represent men's independence, and need for adventure.

A man with a boat could leave and never come back. Still, they admire men who brave the outside world and who have a sense of duty and belonging, but they resent the departure. It's why a lot of men who get married have to sell their motorcycles.

>>66976038

>women will never understand how much Jerusalem is worth

They are pathetic, if you think about it.

Only good for procreation.

>>66975908
Excellent movie

>>66979231
>WHAT IS IT ABOUT BOATS THAT WOMEN JUST DON'T GET

buoyancy. Women have a difficult time understanding fluid dynamics and pressure in general.

>>66979511
This. Buoyancy is related to the weight of the water displaced. If the weight of the water displaced is more than what the vessel weighs, the vessels floats. Women instinctively hate this because of bras.

Pretty much anything in Taxi Driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PCcx7i4xQ

>>66976509

spreading your legs is the best thing you'll do in your life

Women will never understand anything that doesn't relate to taking a fat salami between the legs.

>>66976785

>soundtrack
>gibson
>entire ending

fuck historical accuracy. the movie is great.

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>>66975908
>dad used to call us Jonah's when we were kids when we'd fuck up or have an accident
>always thought it was slang from where he grew up
>watch this movie
>ask my dad where he got Jonah from
>find out he used to work fishing trawlers in his early 20's before he met my mother

>>66975908
>why is the child giving orders
>when did they get a new ship
>why do they not go in guns blazing when they board?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f06_CkYvIik

>>66979354

>Why is he even talking to that bald guy who betrayed him in the beginning?