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Where were you when Putin saved cinéma?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny9Fmx-rUKQ
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>>66965827
Holy fuck that looks amazing
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>>66965827
yeah it looks really well-written ;^)
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I've always wondered why Russian movies/tv shows with massive amounts of extras aren't a thing, seeing how they're so poor you can pay the scraps

would probs be cheaper to hire a million russians than CGI an army in
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>russian cinema
how about no
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w-what's it about?
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>>66966004
This shit only worked in communism when you get """""""volunteers"""""". Now when you pay for transport, food and costumes for all the extras, you still have to pay too much money for a movie that only like a thousand people will pay to see.
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>>66965827
Meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11sMDQIgggA
This is real cinema.
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>>66966119
>literally directed by someone called "Kino"

holy fuck
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>>66966030
>Its a tv show
>Based on Russian chronicles
>Russians are famous for good trailers for shitty movies
>"The Stories of Time Years"
>The first Russian historical chronicles
>I don't think anything
>I just don't want to be disappointed


t. Russian gf
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>>66966158
>literally directed by someone called "Kino"
Where the fuck did you saw Kina in Alexei German?
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>>66966163
http://www.rusliterature.org/the-tale-of-bygone-years/#.VuRDufl95hE

Sorry she got the translation wrong its "The Tale of Bygone Years"
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>>66965827
Russian GoT.

I already see many problems with this one. It tries to be more Hollywoodish than Hollywood films.
I'm from East Europe and our 'big budget' films always suffer from this.
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Literally КИHO
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How about this for an opening of a documentary show? That's mid 90's russia tv for you kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y9ZQkxcd4s
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>>66966163
>tfw you couldn't answer my question

I mean I can tell lots of manliness transpires but that's not really enough to make me want to watch it.

>good trailer

in the sense that they put all the money shots in and no subtitled dialogue. honestly I don't know why they can't just do voiceovers in English if that's who this kind of thing is aimed at.
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тeкcт нa киpилицa, кoйтo чикиджиитe oт тв щe peшaт, чe e нa pycки, зaщoтo ca пpocти гъcки
блят
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>>66966368
What makes you think this is aimed at Westerners? Slavs like Vikings because "VE VOZ VIKINGZ AND SHIT CYKA"
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>>66965827
What is it? Pre-Kievan Rus?

>>66966017
Leviathan was a great movie. Can't say much for any other though.
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>>66966163
It's not a tv show, it's a feature film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5157456/
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>>66966368
>I don't know why they can't just do voiceovers in English
Not him, but there was like 3 lines spoken in that trailer and they had zero usefull info, not much of a value was lost.
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>>66966368
I linked >>66966232

Its basically Vikings -Russia Edition

famous Norseman named Rurik becomes King of Novgorod
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Um, someone might want to tell russia that female breasts are bad and at 2:22 in that trailer should be removed.
My american patriotism is crying right now because I witnessed something so horrid.
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>>66966119
>This is real cinema.
It is. But the trailer does not portray how much of this film is pure shit, I mean literally excrement. It is the dirtiest film I have ever seen. Don't plan on eating while watching this. Anyway, this film will not be forgotten.
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>>66965827
HOLLY FUCKING SHIT

HYPED
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What is this and where do I find it?
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>>66966676
It's not out yet, comes out in December according to imdb
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What was the name of that Russian WW2 blockbuster with a really impressive trailer that turned out to be horrendous?
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>>66967603
Stalingrad?
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How much money will it make?
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>>66965827
The objectively best Viking movie. Honorable metion goes to 13th Warrior
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What did he say?
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>>66969420
I did not asked you to come here/ i did not invited you here depending on the context.
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>>66969164
Not as good as Valhalla Origin.
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>>66966017
>>russian cinema
>how about no
Stalker is literally one of the best movies ever made. Fucking plebeshits ruining /tv/. You need to go back to R3ÐÐ|t
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>>66970003
Tarkovsky fanboys die!
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>>66970003
Stalker's like Tark's 5th best film out of 7.
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>>66965827
that looks fucking AWESOME
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>>66967603
>>66967688

even from the trailer you could tell it was gonna be forced romance, nazis = bad russia = good bullshit
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>>66970676
link?
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>>66970714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFdCdtbcro
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>>66965827

Fuck, that's good shit.
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