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if Batman is so smart then why doesn't he realize that Super-Man can vaporize him instantly
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>"If you killed me you'd be just as bad as Zod!"
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>>66964492
Pleb! Every true DC fan knows Batman carries anti-laser batspray at all times.
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batman actually has mind control
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>>66964740

then he's gonna toss him into the sun
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>>66964492

>I made this suit after 3 years of research to specifically lose against Superman

in b4 unprotected mouth, from the time Superman just kicked his car and flew off Batman had his number, he knows Superman's too much of a pussy to drastically hurt/maim him
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>>66964781
> implying batman doesn't wear sunscreen
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>>66964492

the question isn't whether or not superman can win. it's whether or not he'll underestimate batman enough to slip up and lose to kryptonite or lead + power armor.
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>>66964492
Superman doesn't kill unless bloodlusted, mind controlled bla bla, in4 man of murder pls he had to kill zod.
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I really wish this was just a meme question but there are plenty of normie retards out there who legitimately believe this is a fight to the death.
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>>66964492
I don't get what the suite is for.

If Supes can't kill him wtf is armor doing?
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>>66964492
He will!
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>>66965064

Better safe than sorry, plus it's a nice field test bonus

>wow he just put me through a fucking building but nothing's broken, awesome
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>>66964836
The dumb thing is that Batman believes Superman is evil, yet his plan relies on Superman not killing him.
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>there literally is no reason for these two to be fighting except for Affleks retard 1% bad guy theory
>retard manchildren are going to either defend this or rip on it while supporting equally gay and retarded Marvel movies

Oh boy
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>>66965147
he does't believe that you fucking stupid goddamn asshole did you even watch the fucking trailers OH MY GOOD
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>>66965186
Then why is he trying to kill him?
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>>66965147

It's honestly two fucking retards having the dumbest falling out ever, with Batman only ever so slightly more right

>Superman could wipe out the world, I'll just happily ignore the fact he killed one of his own kind to protect the same world HE GOTTA GO
>Batman fights criminals but I don't like the brutality of his methods HE GOTTA GO

Does he think Batman is Earth's version of Zod?
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>>66965182
Someone close to bruce might be killed in the battle, notice the scene he's yelling at the phone.
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>>66965219
because he's batthurt
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>>66965238
that's all his workers during the MoS spree
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>>66965231
>I've watched the film already and know the reasons behind their fight
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>>66965231
I'm more inclined to agree with Superman.
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>>66965238
It's a children's movie money grab. Who cares.
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>>66965219
Arrogance.
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So, what was Batman's plan to beat Superman in the comics?
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>>66965269
That guy just used deductive reasoning based on the trailer and whatever has been made public knowledge.

It's a goddamn lazy children's movie staring superheros. Let's not pretend it has a deep or complicated plot to figure out.
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>>66965315
Kryptonite. What else? Of course, it always relies on Superman holding back, so if he ever does turn evil then Batman is still boned.
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>>66965315
"arr my heart" then fake his death
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>>66965269

Everything in those posts is straight from the trailer, Clark whining about civil liberties, Bruce ranting about 1% chances, don't be thick
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>>66965315
Offering his boypussy full of kryptonite.
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Well in Dark Knight Returns (which a lot of this film seems based on), Batman's methods are getting so nutty that the government basically asks superman to step in.

The motives are reversed, with supes wanting to stop bats. Which IMO makes more sense.
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DUDE PREP TIME LMAO
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>>66964492
If he proved Superman is a willing to kill him then humanity is fucked, he might as good as dead.
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Pls buy tickets

https://twitter.com/BatmanvSuperman/status/708685754147282945
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>>66965406
Yeah those 5 seconds of cut together scenes really tell you all their motivations.
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>>66964781
>batman doesn't have a sun repellant batspray
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>>66965426
They also know each other for a long time in Returns
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>>66965272
This.
Superman is literally the only logical side here, Batman is batshit crazy, psychotic, obsessed in this movie. He lost a partner, he's getting old and now there's this new fucker changing everything he thought he knew about the world. And this is coming from a convicted batfag
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>>66964492
because this is TDKR and he has a deathwish
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>>66965315
There are times he used kryptonite, there are times he used red sun radiation and there are times he used some other random batgadget but most of these belong to the silver age.
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>>66966086

>I can't into critical thinking

And you're in a capeshit thread to boot, you realize how stupid that makes you?
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