What do we have to do to keep Johnny Depp out? Kill him?
jesus, when will it stop?
let him ruin it like he did with hunter and willy
the original will always exist and thus he cannot inherently "fuck it up"
The only thing to possibly look forward to is Winona Ryder, but even then I'd rather see her in her prime. She's still good, but when I have the option to see her pretty good or see her at her best, the choice is clear.
NuJuice NuBusters crossover inbound
>>66931149
Unless you re-watch old movies you don't really have that option.
Thinking about it, Why is Johnny Depp even THAT famous? he hasn't had that many great roles,
>>66930766
I have a great idea: Beetlejuice with an all-female cast!
>>66931439
And it's awesome !
Keaton is still top notch and really wants to play the character again
Wynonna still looks good, I assume she is still the same
Burton has a rough spot but i think he can still make a visually interesting movie
The only problem is...script.
Main stream Hollywood is terrible at scripts , everything is First Draft crap
>>66931424
Fangirls, literally that's the back bone of his entire career and what's worse they don't even watch his few good movies just Pirates and his shitty Tim Burton movies.
inb4 Back to the Future reboot
>Beetlejuice remake
BEETLEJUICE IS A WISE CRACKING FEMALE GHOST WITH A LOTTA ATTITUDE
>Explosion
PLAYED BY MEGAN MCCARTHY
>Remix of Beetlejuice soundtrack
AWWWW HAEELLLL NO. NO SPOOKY ASS GHOST IS HAUNTIN' MY NEIGHBORHOOD
>Cheap CGI effects
>Fans of the original series kill themselves on mass
>It fails financially
>It's forgotten like the Jem movie
>>66931439
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>>66931516
Hi insecure virgins!
>>66931388
That is what I was implying.
>>66931424
He's had a three decade career in front of the camera starring in everything from B horror to indie art films to musicals to Hollywood blockbusters. He has three Oscar nominations, a Golden Globe and a SAG award and he was the lead in FOUR of the 30 top grossing movies of all time.
Depp may have gone full hack but questioning why he's famous is just fucking delusional.
>>66931516
>on mass
>>66931486
Everything is
>lets see what memes and puns reddit likes
then they will stuff up the whole movie with it and it's automatically a hit.
>>66931619
Relax nerd. Get a life.
>>66931508
Zemeckis outright said that he will never allow a reboot.
>written by Seth Grahame-Smith
this project is dead on arrival
>>66932120
Anyone called Seth is a cunt.
>>66931864
>this coming from anyone that posts on this site
>>66930766
No, keep depp in, let him get deeper and deeper in the shit to the point he suicides
>>66931619
the ultimate depp fanboy.
>>66931864
How is telling someone what's true "being a fanboy"? Some of you are incredibly retarded. He was also on 21 Jump Street, which made him a teen idol to some people.
>>66931619
>he was the lead in FOUR of the 30 top grossing movies of all time.
those are LITERALLY all the shitty pirate movies from when he was already famous AND he only got the role because he's johnny fucking depp.
I think his question has some merit. I really can't think of many good movies he's been in.
>>66931619
that's the most surface shit i've read this year
alright, so the question is: Why did they make him famous?
>>66930766
>Actual sequel with the original actors
Hyped
>>66932089
>Zemeckis will live forever
Just watch, the moment Zemeckis hits the ground, the Back to the Future reboot is greenlit.
>>66933071
Liking Johnny Depp is literally a meme, in the true sense of the word.
>>66931619
brother, i know you are new to kino so i'll break it down for you.
Awards don't mean shit. Oscars do have the power to launch some careers, but they don't mean shit, you will get that once you watch at least 3 oscars,
Also, fame =/= skill or talent
>>66930766
Keaton and Ryder are returning you dumb fat cunt
>>66931864
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>>66933071
>>66933464
>>66933464
Is this the same anon or just mutual autism groupthink? The guy asked why Depp is popular and the other anon explained it in the simplest objective terms possible.
>>66931149
>>66931388
>>66931603
fuck me this thread is full of plebbitors do your research
>>66933622
Literally doesn't mean shit.
Depp could still be in, hell, he's most likely going to be in the movie.
And there hasn't been a single good sequel to a movie that came out decades after the original.
Not. A. Single. One.
>I like Johnny Depp
>I like his style irl and think he's a funny nice dude, A Life's Too Short comes to mind
>his characters were all different and unique
fight me
>>66933655
sorry anon, we will take it easy on you know
just don't post reddit replies like that again
>>66933725
>his characters were all different and unique
An actor doing his job?
The fucking nerve.
Your other point is subjective.
>>66933592
doesn't matter if they mean anything, they still add to your prestige as an actor according to the general public and acting community
>>66933523
This. It'll be Ghostbusters all over again.
>>66933798
I'm talking about people who say his characters are all the same. I think they're wrong.
>>66933665
fug she gets better every year
Johnny u silly man
>>66933807
IT'S YOUR WIFE'S NON-GENDER SPECIFIC KIDS, MARTHIA!
>>66933863
imagine if her and johnny had kids we could be falling to them today and not his boygirl daughterson
>>66933805
no, not "they", only the oscar
and no, not the acting community
>>66933665
LOOK OUT WINONA IS STEALINGmy heart
>>66933889
fapping*
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>>66933807
And Zemeckis enters his grave already spinning.
>>66933939
thankfully both him and bob gale have iron clad grip on the rights, and even after their death say their estate can fight off the zombie lawyers begging for the scraps
>>66934005
I had a plan guys
>Mormons convert Zemeckis and Bob Gale's eternal souls into mormonism after they both die
>They are now alive forever as mormons
>Jews can't touch them never again
>>66933798
>An actor doing his job?
You seem to fail at realizing that a lot of actors play themselves in movies.
>>66931424
He did until he started looking like this.
>>66934109
Wait what, how does that work? Cuz I like it
>>66930766
Another missed opportunity to see Winona's jewbs. sigh
>>66934883
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>Tim Burton directing
JUST
>>66935102
Yeah what a shocker Burton would direct a sequel to one of his movies.
>>66932849
4chan has been mainstream for a long while, right now it is the 265th site with the most traffic worldwide and has an average of 75 million hits per month and rising.
Is it still going to be the Beetlejuice Goes Hawaii concept from the 90's? Or are they going another direction?
>>66930766
>underoos
SJW stuff will be woven into the plot
