Why don't they make more movies like Raiders of the Lost Arc? A guy goes on a quest looking for shit. How hard is that?
>>66914243
We need to make it PC, have a black character, no sexism at all,
>>66914243
See National Treasure 1 and 2.
It's expensive and there aren't any good male leads these days
The machine that magically makes 'guy goes on a quest looking for shit' movies by pressing a button broke, didn't you know?
>>66914243
An independent black woman and her tranny sidekick search for the Arc of Covenant to imprison all cis white men.
Fixed it OP.
We need to remake raiders of the lost arc but with no jews
Sounds sexist and racist to me, senpai
They make them all the time. And the ones the make now generate so much more money than Indy movies. They're called porno. A guy goes on a quest looking for pussy. Usually he finds it. Unless, of course, it's gay porn. Then a guy is on a quest to find OP.
>>66914243
>Arc
>>66914414
mild kek
>Uncharted will never be a movie
inb4itis
>>66914414
Too much setup but it was okay
>>66914493
I heard there was gonna be a David O Russell one starring Marky Mark, but it's in Development Hell now, thank Allah.
>>66914554
>David O Russell one starring Marky Mark
SULLY ARE WE SHOOTING PEOPLE OR WHAT?
>>66914243
>white, handsome lead
>white, pretty romantic interest
There's your reason brah
>>66914317
have a scene where black woman gets possessed by a white spirit and the tranny has to slap the white off her XD
"THE POWER OF TRANNY COMPELS YOU!!"
LMAO thumbs up if you got the reference
>>66914679
Fucking reply to me. Now.
That was a good meme I just made.
>>66914679
Why does the black woman have to be the one getting possessed? You also didn't mention that the black woman has a Ph.D from Cornell, Harvard, and Yale and graduated at the age of 12.
Also I find is problematic that the spirit is white. Why does the spirit need to be white? This is just furthering the trope of the Mighty Whitey.
>>66914243
They made a ton of them when Raiders became a hit.
Most of them sucked and were forgettable.
Raiders isn't just good because "a guy goes on a quest"
>>66914243
>guy
TRIGGERED
