What is the point of this movie? One man is a literal God the other one works out a lot. This will be the shortest movie in cinematic history. Who the fucks watches this shit?
>>66910506
BOYS
people without autism.
>Kryptonite has existed for literally as long as Superman has
One man is a literal god, the other is superdork clark kent
>>66910506
so explain this
>>66910506
BOYS
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also muh kryptonite suit
>>66910506
Because one doesn't want to kill the other but the other ones ants trouble does
It's like a superpowered jackie chan vs an angry rambo
>>66910729
>Because one doesn't want to kill the other but the other ones ants trouble does
>Batman is butthurt that Superman cucked up half of Metropolis and destroyed his building
>The rest of the world is also butthurt at Superman and he goes into hiding
>Batman believes Superman is too dangerous to be on Earth and powers up with a mech suit
>Does something to draw Superman out
>Superman holds back because he's a nice guy and doesn't want to kill Batman
>Meanwhile, Lex recovers Zod's body and tries to clone him because he's evil I guess
>Doomsday shows up in the final 30 minutes and fucks both of them up
>Wonder Woman swoops in to save the day, setting up the next 50 sequels
>"I guess we really are the Dawn Of Justice™"
>Bravo Snyder
>>66910506
People who don't care about what some angry little autistic knobhead on the internet thinks.
>Marvel makes an alien invasion movie
>DC makes an alien invasion movie
>Marvel makes a vs movie between its heroes
>DC makes a vs movie between its heroes
>Marvel makes a Hulkbuster suit
>DC makes a Supermanbuster suit
It's like poetry.
>>66910506
>Marvel already in damage control since people are talking more about a character that was loaned to them than the actual movie itself
keep crying bitch niggas
Batman has superpowers in this version
My dad (almost 60) pointed this out yesterday, whats the point of paying for this movie when Supes would rape Batman in the blink of an eye
>>66912059
You have to watch it to find out how it's going to happen ;^)
>>66912059
its based on dark knight returns and in that superman was weakened significantly by a nuke and kryptonite dust. batman armor let him put a bit of a beat down on supermanand then bats has a heartattack (faked his death). but he tells clark to remember the moment he had his boot at his throat and that he was beaten by batman.
not sure how this applies to the new movie or how they intend on having 18 cameos for justice league movie and doomsday and trinity fight all with a batman vs superman setup.
>>66911003
>Marvel announces vs movie between its heroes in October 2014
>DC travels back in time and announces a vs movie between its heroes in July 2014
Why can't Dkeks come up with an original idea?
It's for children. If your suspension of disbelief doesn't include absurd alterations to absurd fiction capeshit may not be for you.
>>66910673
That's David Goyer's shitty writing coming into play.
>>66912275
Not to mention that he also needed Green Arrow to shoot kryptonite at Sups AND Sups was apparently still holding back that entire fight.
But Dark Knight Returns though?
But Dark Knight Returns though.
>>66910592
MMMMMMMMM
>>66912820
>Everything good is Terrio's talent
>Everything bad is Goyer's fault
Stop this shit
Goyer only wrote the plot outlines
>>66910613
>what's magic
>what's red radiation
>what's kryptonite
People who complain about MoS and BvS don't read comic books in the first place, this movie isn't for them.
>>66914800
Supes hasn't been vulnerable to magic for years.
Still vulnerable to mind games though.
0.50 cents have been deposited in your account. Keep up the good work Anon!
-Marvel
>>66914800
Why should movies be for people who are into another form of medium?
>>66914896
It's not vulnerability, it's being affected by it just like anyone else, which for his standards are like a wood wall in an adamantium castle.
>>66915008
>generalizing movies
SOME movies can be for comic book fans, get over it.
>>66915052
Comic books are for comic book fans
>>66910506
sheckels
>>66915079
Are you going to say anything or just repeat your posts?
>>66915052
No mate, it was vulnerability.
A magic sword could kill Superman.
These days, a sword is a sword to him. Magic or not.
But yes, beyond straight up offensive magic, he's no more resistant than most.
Still, I hardly think Bats will be calling on Dr.Fate any time soon in DCmovieverse.
>>66912059
>whats the point of paying for this movie when they become friends at the end
fixed your dad argument
>>66910506
It's almost like Superhero comics are about overcoming impossible odds or something
>>66912820
Goyer? That's almost directly taken from the dark knight returns.
>>66912059
>What's the point of paying for the movie if you've seen the trailer?
ftfy
>>66915352
Batman has used magic tricks before, I mean I DOUBT they are going to go this deep into comic canon but thanks to the enchantress magic is technically on the table.
>>66915686
Yes, that's a fair point.
Still, Bats sees Magic as unreliable AFAIK, so he'd use it sparingly or by using third parties.
Still, it's not as effective as Red Solar Radiation, so why bother to use it on supes?
>>66913941
Terrio re wrote a huge majority of it.
Its sad that the internet isn't grabbing straws on what could happen if they hadn't spoiled the movie in trailer 2.
At this point this movie is so overshadowed by Marvel Civil War I almost feel bad for it
Just a really bad time to release it with the more prominent superhero-against-superhero movie coming out 2 months later
>>66913000
i havent been keeping tabs on this at all.
are they doing dk returns or is it an original story with elements from it?
this movie better be really good, word of mouth is the only thing that will save it, normies don't want dark grimdark capeshit anymore. They want Deadpool, GotG etc.
>>66916091
they really should have waited until next year to release the movie
>>66915869
>Still, Bats sees Magic as unreliable AFAIK, so he'd use it sparingly or by using third parties.
That's not how he took control of the justice league on end game
>>66916091
>overshadowed
Why would it be overshadowed? I imagine it'll just be neutral hype.
Batman should get superpowers already.
Give him some supersoldier serum or bitten by a radioactive bat or some shit.
>>66916091
I don't agree, marvel "big" movies are starting to feel pretty tiresome and predictable. Age of ultron was so MEH it hurt.
At this point I'd rather pay for another deadpool, antman, hawkeye or dc property than civil war.
>>66910506
He's not a God. He's a god. Absolutely no capital letter needed. Learn your terms.
>>66916540
>Give him some supersoldier serum
Why?
He is already at peak human level without the serum. In our world he would be considered Superhuman, in DC's? No
>>66910506
Man taking on God is a common theme since ancient Greek literature.
>>66916091
Yeah it's overshadowed by the shitness of the Spidey reveal that no one likes.
>>66916654
The epic of Gilgamesh is Sumerian. Gil takes on Tiamat, dragon god of water and wins.
It's older than the greeks. It probably predates recorded history, when all mankind relied on oral tradition.
>>66910506
>What is the point of this movie?
$1 billion in worldwide revenue
>>66910506
I've always felt this move was reparations for MoS. Like somebody on the writing staff said "HEY remember that big CGI fight scene we did? What if it made Batman mad?"
>>66910506
Batman has a fail safe to take out every member of the justice league if they go rogue
I am sure he can take on superman on a Miller inspired movie
>>66911003
Reminds me of how Sony tries to copy everything Nintendo does
>>66912059
Your dad is a retard for being that old and not knowing batman becomes nearly invincible when he has prep time.
>>66916091
more like its the other way around. Civil bore is really not looking all that interesting. They had a serious tone going for it and then "hi everyone" like JUST
>>66916712
Lots of normies liked it actually
>>66916541
Sure neckbeard.
>>66917339
ironic
>>66917350
Ironic that you don't have a razor to shave? I'd say it's just typical. Come up with a real argument if you don't like it.
>>66910506
If you think that's stupid wait for the Flash to get in there.
>>66917350
>I'd pay for deadpool and antman
>I-I'm not a neckbeard
Top kek
>>66917384
Lmao look at the amount of salt. Did I hurt your feelings?
>>66917423
Don't forget to turn your lights on in the basement
>>66917475
So your response is 'no u'?
Grow up.
Inb4 nerd rage
>>66917423
>projections
I'm almost anorexic looking.
>>66917475
>I-I'm not a neckbeard
This is getting funny
>>66911973
how does snyder not realize this is almost as cheesy and comical as POW/WHAAM?
guy's addicted to human punches causing damage to hard environments
>>66917701
So you're a stick thin nerd. I've met those when having to interview them. It doesn't change how sad you are.
>>66910673
kryptonite ya dingus, what else could it be? also Bruce is in the exoskeleton suit i do believe
>>66917696
expecting to have an argument on 4chan. Let me guess, you have a fedora on right now?
Also, >>66916541
isnt even me so jokes on you big guy
>>66911003
It rhymes.
>>66915008
Ok, following that faggot logic, every movie based/adapted from books should also not have been made? Get fucking real, sperglord.
>>66917886
In after nerd rage
>>66910506
I like how Super Man seems a little evil in this movie instead of like a little bitch in the last one.
Batman wants to see is Superman bleeds. He's literally trying to figure out if he's a god or not. Snyder gave you everything you need to know.
>>66910784
How does Wonder Woman fit into this movie?
What is her backstory?
How much diversity does BvS have? It is 2016 after all.
>>66917745
The problem that has been evidenced since as far back as the Tim Burton movies is that you can't make Batman fighting look good without either stretching Batboxing to comical levels or just doing the Michael Keaton thing and fucking kill everybody.
>>66917423
Is that a joke? Everyone has seen Deadpool.
>>66910607
I didn't know the short bus had wifi
>>66922646
According to the leaks she has a small role. The Knightmare is either her vision of the future or the actual future.
>>66922646
Apparently she's 5000 years old and just up and got tired of humanity sucking and "retired" from her mission of bring peace to man's world but Lex and Doomsday is too big a threat to ignore.
>>66911973
sooo batman just killed that guy, right?
Christopher Reeve joked about this when Dark Knight Returns came out
"Superman is indestructible. Batman has a fancy car. It's no contest."
>>66924748
I guess we now know that washorseshit
>>66924743
meh, you can survive a broken neck.
And a concussion.He'll be fine
Honestly batman has fucked up superman in more storylines than vise versa
This seems like a loose adaption of The Dark Knight Returns as far as the fight goes so I really don't understand all this "superman would just win in seconds" bullshit.
>>66924938
>Honestly batman has fucked up superman in more storylines than vise versa
'no'
https://youtu.be/yTBVpyG1WFE
If it was a fight to the death, of course Superman would win. But it's not a fight to death despite what you autistic faglords keep fucking believing.
>>66924938
Even Alfred kicked Superman's ass once. A fucking butler beat Superman.
>>66916540
DC already wrote stories about Batman with powers. There's one where he gets Superman's powers and he drives himself nuts because he refuses to stop stopping crime. Not even to sleep since he no longer needed it. That's why Superman stories always have a big thing about him feeling guilty about the all the crime he can't stop because he needs Clark Kent time to function.
>>66925776
You left out the part where Alfred took a pill that gave him Superman tier strength and durability. It's not that surprising as a result since Alfred got buffed to be a former M16 agent a long time ago and Supes has always been mediocre at best at actual fighting skill.
>>66925999
>and Supes has always been mediocre at best at actual fighting skill.
He was actually trained by Mongul at one point and later trained by Batman himself, but new52 reset all that.
>>66925776
>>66910506
>One man is a literal God the other one works out a lot
Ome is a boy-scout the other one knows dirty tricks.
>>66912820
He had Robin in a tank as well, distracting Superman.
>>66926126
>people actually read the Injustice comics
I'm more surprised that shit is STILL going.
>>66926385
Finishes this year, they're finally caught up to the game
>>66926385
I like it tbhwyl
>>66926496
Don't call me lad, boyo
>>66910506
no because muh kryptonite
>>66910607
I was going to correct you and say "people WITHOUT autism" but then I noticed that's actually what you said
>>66924996
>all these wins don't count because batman had x
Oh come on.
>>66910506
>yfw BvS will never get a sticky
>yfw a 1 second clip of spider-man gets a sticky
>>66924748
Yea well Reeves is dead all actors who played Batman are still alive shows him.
funny how civil war has the better cinematography even after snyder shits shilled their movie for the last three years based on his awful explosion shots
>>66927028
It has a grey filter to try and emulate TDK and its big fight takes place in a car park. Thats not cinematography
>>66926796
He disqualified just as many Superman wins but you don't care about that, do you?
>>66927051
>It has a grey filter to try and emulate TDK
I'm not sure you even watched TDK or even own eyes.
>>66927051
and bvs has the exact same grey filter, it's going to be man of steel all over again but with even less colour than usual in the batman scenes
>>66927051
>>66927028
Civil War literally looks like shot for television, familia.
>>66927061
He doesn't count Red Son as a win for Batman but he counts Sacrifice as a win for supes with the same reasoning.
Look he is a supes fanboy.
I don't really care. I care more about which character is actually interesting and makes for better entertainment and that is clearly batmans win.
So if you and that huge nerd faggot are okay with their infantile power fantasy then I don't really care.
>>66927123
show me one shot in bvs that matches the spiderman shot
>>66925776
I need all those reaction pictures
>>66916157
I'm hoping it's dark knight returns
But prolly not since it was a 2 parter and they knew each other beforehand
>>66926385
It's good. what would you recommend instead?
>>66927175
>show me one shot in bvs that looks like a Comic Con photo.
>>66927028
Nice one Tim
>>66927150
>I don't really care
>but wait, this is what I think!
>but no I really don't care tho
>>66922971
not really, make it like a more realistic arkham games but without the pinball flying batman (or him travelling across the room using the hook flying thing and pulling in the dudes to kick) Even frank miller's would use some chemical bomb to incapacitate thugs when he's outnumbered
Snyder making the dude's head go through the floor isn't impressive (or "so impressive it's funny", it feels like a Wayans parody or some webcomic ironic worship of batman as omnipotent god). It's like Watchmen dudes punching through walls, it immediatly says the character left humanity behind (in a "vs superman" movie that really kills tension)
>>66927574
>you have to be invested to spot bias
that is not how it works you manchild.
Look I agree superman should be stronger. All I was saying is that there is plenty of precedent of it going the other way so it is not a question of "supes should beat batman in seconds"
And I will stand by that Batman is the better character. Its my own fault for engaging your stupid powerlevel discussion.
I hope you have more fun at /v/ or whatever because /tv/ is not the place for this kind of cancer.
>>66918795
No, they are made for people who don't read the books, just like capeshit movies are made for people who don't read comic books
You can read the books and watch the movies, and you can read the comic books and enjoy the movies, but they are not made for your tiny audience
